Wait.
This is DevRant.
This is not my homework.
How did I get here?

But they did not know

a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

Programmer boyfriend: *explaining his work and code and how things work*

PBF: does that make sense?

Me: of course

Narrator: it did not make sense

Well I just did a SELECT CUNT from a table...
Not sure what to think about that :)

"Welcome to everybody's favorite show: Did It Break!?!"

"Here's our first contestant, Alex Brooklyn!"

* Audience claps *

''Tell us Alex, what command did you use?!"

ls -la

"And did it break production?!"

Not yet..., the website is still up, even checked without cache and on a different network, I haven't had any calls in half an hour and Sentry reports nothing

"Great to hear! On to round 2!"

Im disappointed that the weekly rants did not start with wk0

Oops. I... I did... I did not... solder... ahh, you won.

Did I miss some huge update? Since when did Skype have a function of not letting one write messages after a certain amount without the other party replying?

Sites that make you LOG IN to unsubscribe from newsletters YOU SPECIFICALLY DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO.

2 mins of silence for all those rants you composed, yet you chose to not post it.

Human: "Why did you buy an old iPhone?"

Me: "Mostly for cross-platform development"

*Apparently that was not the answer they were expecting*

Allocated 4.21GB and did not loose a single byte. This day isn't going to get better.

I did not choose the dev lyf, the dev lyf chose me.

I told my colleague today that he didn't pass the Turing Test.
He did not understand.
Which proves my point.

I did not create this and could not find a link to true creator. Still pretty funny though

!=Rant

Does any one else presses cmd+c / ctr+c multiple times just in case the first one did not work?!?

Did not know this existed 😂

Well, this did not work because It was used on a screw. It should have been a nail instead.

Are there other handy DDG in-Apps like this one (which i did not know existed before i found it by chance)

Did you even test the code?

Yes I did.
You found one bug.
Not the 150 I fixed.

I developed a web application.

I did not test it in IE.

Did you know?

Critical error notifications in production are not a problem if you don't give a fuck.

Not a rant, but had to come here to post this.

I couldn't resist pranking my wife with the age old "Oh my God, I broke your laptop" prank.

SHE DID NOT FIND IT AS FUNNY AS I DID.

Anyone else tried it? If not, definitely try it.

That creeping realization how the legacy code works.

The "it's not possible. They couldn't have... yes. Yes they did."

It should have a name

Client: "Dear Mr. I still have not received the final version yet. I had planned to send it out to my customers at the end of the week."
-------

Me (1st answer I did not give):
"Ok. I accept your statement as true, since I did not send you anything. Furthermore I respect your wish."

Me (2nd answer I did not give):
"Well I am sorry. Before today you did not once mention that there was a deadline. ASAP is not how I do things. Please do your project management."

Me (answer I gave): "Dear Client, due to a huge demand for our services we are forced to prioritise. We are doing our best to complete the project as fast as possible. Please understand however that we can not reschedule with 3 days notice. Because of technical requirements the product can be send on Friday next week. Please let us know if this works out for you. - Kind regards. Me. "

-__-""""

What a rewarding weekend!

Not once did I touch my laptop :)

Sorry, that was meant for RANDOM.. My bad

Select all images with cars. I did and its not correct. Why not?

Mac: you have to reboot for updates

Me: ok

Mac: ... ... (It didn't start anymore)

Work project was there and I did not push :(

"Error: Did not return an error"

This is what you write at 4 in the morning.

Did not expect from Vodafone 😑

I wonder how he did balancing to not flip over when he walks? 😂 if the cans are not opened... 🤔

How did no one @ the Onedrive team not spot this before being put to production?

Finally graduated only to realize that my degree did not provide hard skills, only outdated practices and student loans.

Ok so I switched to Linux not so long ago and after using vim some time i did :wq in notepad 😂😂

I hate that, not only did this error happen, but they weren’t smart enough to hide the MySQL stack trace

my SO did not understand why I started giggling all of the sudden

I did not touch a computer in 3 days
\o/

Refactoring code of somebody who left and:

- Plagued the code with TYPOS (milions of them but ok I can live with those... to a certain point)
- Used global variables by default.... of course even where they're not needed
- Used comments only in parts of code where... well they're not needed, important ones are of course left out
- Did not indent code. 3..2..1... Did not FUCKING indent code properly and when he did... did WRONG!
- Instead of indentation he used commented line with multiple ==== signes.... so far top is 60 consecutive lines with olny ==== again no apparent pattern here
- Did not follow a fucking standard in variable naming... no camle casing... there are varaibles assigned multiple times to "temp" variables without no reason just for the sake of wasting resources on the system I guess

This is just the beginning of the review but I already want to change job, die, scream, cry... not in any specific order.

I finally did delete my more than 7 years old fb account!
It was really not easy. But I made it! :)

Did not have this on my bingo card this month...

I did not think that the situation is this bad...

My software has been attacked by internal hacker to test my software for safe holes, they found none and did not get through 😁

Went to the market to buy bread.
Bought nine items.
Did not buy bread.

He did not 😢

Have you??

I never did in last 3 years :/
not that i remember 😂😂

Recruiter: why did you quit last job
Me: why not? It was worth quitting 🤣

*Awkward silence*

me: I will major in CS so I can work with computers, not people

narrator: But little did he know...

Today i implemented something of such a complexity that the part of my brain i am in could not follow it.
(Really guys. I did not know what i was doing. I only knew i had to do it exact this way)

This feeling when you are in a tunnel and unstoppable. I even documented what i did.
Sadly i do not even understand my thoughts there xD
I wrote about three hours straight and then run a test. And the only mistake was a variable not filled as described. Used another one and it run smoothly as hell.

Today i will drink a beer on whatever part of me did this. Cheers

Just double-tapped a post on facebook I wanted to "like" - it did not work 😄

when I come back to a piece of code that I did not comment

Why did the Boolean not trust the Integer?

....He was a bit shifty.

I did some grave and irreversible mistakes in my life

- Never gathered enough courage to mingle with women when I was younger and now the hope is lost

- Compromised my values and mental wellness when I met a narcissistic bitch

- Did not invest money wisely when markets were sailing low and allowed that good sum to sit in bank

- Did not plan health and term insurance at early age when premiums could have been low

- Out of fear, did not follow my gut to purchase gold because my father was acting crazy (or else my money would have been doubled)

- Did not plan my taxation well (or until now would have paid almost zero tax)

- Did not define strict boundaries and allowed people to overstep (or else I would have better friends and family relationships)

- Did not quit my job early and stuck with low paying shit with negative learning, for years (or else I would have grown exponentially)

Thankfully few things I did right are, spending more time with my mom and learning from my mistakes.

I hope I don't make such stupid life choices again.

It working! How? What did i do?

It's not working! What did I do?

🤔😣👨‍💻

Just pushed my first ever ticket to production! AAAND on top of that, did not take down our entire system. 😅

I used to tell people I make websites but actually all I did was made Wordpress sites. On Wordpress.com not .org

First, they came for those who Open Source'd code.
And I did not speak out, because my code could never be used by anyone out of the company, anyway.

Then, they came for the Trade Unionists.
And I did not speak out, because I was not in a union.

Then, they came for those who worked from home.
And I did not speak out, because I was granted an exception.

Then, they came for Scrum Masters and other Agile practitioners.
And I did not speak out, because fuck those spreadsheet jockeys productivity thespians.

Then, they came for in-house Data Analysts and Data Engineers.
And there was no one left to speak out for us.

Yeah, folks. The day finally came. I'm officially updating my LinkedIn and putting a ridiculous sash under my picture, "open to work". The Layoffs came for me, too.

When a programmer says: "Horrible code", it actually means "Horrible code that I did not write".

Was fired after 3 months. My boss said "how did you even pass engineering school?!"

I'm not a skilled programmer... and never will be!

Colleague: Hey! This is not finished!
Me: Did you pull from the repo?
Colleague:
Me:
Colleague: Oh look, it's finished.

So rapper didn't pay me for his site I just built... body {display:none} got me what being polite did not #finallycsscomestotherescue

Recruiter story.. hilarious stuff..

I have an interview in next fifteen minutes and was setting up for it.

Recruiter calls me to remind me of the same.

I ask her to tell me who the interviewer would be, because she did not mention in the invite and also did not respond when I asked her over the email.

Her response: sure, wait a minute... Actually we are not allowed to disclose interviewer.

LMAO WTF!!

Question for EM interview:

'How did you cultivate talent and aggressively manage the execution of your team?'

Answer:
I do not wish to proceed.

Tried to do a startup for a year, did not make loss but did not get the funding to keep going. Now going back to previous company and taking up the old job. 😔

Pick his nose and well
You know what happened next..

Hey! You said what another dev did, not mandatory dev related! Exploited the question

Guys.... I don't think I downloaded 6126 GB of data every day.... or did I actually do it and not notice? O.o wtf...

Not OC.

Why did everyone ignore the C programmer at the party?

Because she's got no class.

Did I tell you that X third party system needed to be updated due to that pos using flash? Yes

Did you bitch about budget constraints and finding workarounds and stuff like that? Also Yes

Did I mention that X system was crucial for people and that we were not going to be able to do anything about it if we did not allocate the time to modify that before it happened? Also Yes

Did I mentioned this on multiple occasions? Yes

Was my team also pulled out from working on the alternative before this happened? Yes

Did I send multiple emails about this, talks, meetings and documentation of me saying all of the above? You betcha

Oh well 🤡

Worked from home,
Ate lunch at home,
Stayed in for dinner.

I did not see the sky at all yesterday. 😫

I rewrote something in clean 20 lines of code, while my coworker had worked hard and ended up with like 80-100 lines. I did not talk to him before I did it, but asked him to review what I did. I still had to learn how to properly work together..

my client just said that she did not pay money, because she cant find her web in google...I uploaded files to production 2days ago

Guess the developer did not expect this to happen.

Currently over at OpenStreetMaps.org (I requested a map for download)

Hertz the car rental company wanted a new website. They hired accenture. Accenture did allegedly a poor job. The site did not come with responsiveness, not with web components and 2 years over deadline. Hertz sues Accenture for $38+ million.

Scope creep deluxe?

Did not clean it

You know how in war-zones they use children as human shields? Well, that's basically what I'm used for when the corporate executives arrive on site.
Send forward the young ones, and hope they show mercy!
So far it worked.

updated my app and wrote "nobody reads this :/" into the changelog. did not thought that i was wrong :D

- What did a Java static method accused of criminal possession of a weapon said in his deffense?

- "THIS does not belong to me!"

Algorithm: Word used by programmer when they do not want to explain what they did.

Google is amazingly good at using tech to solve problems we did not even know we have...

I mean.. How did we even survive til this day w/o google making restaurant reservation or barbershop calls..? We are cavemen bcz we still do it all ourselves... So inefficient..

/s

*Me testing my api with vue.js*

Me: can you please update salesforce content and add new image.

Coworker: Done,image updated:

Me: did you click the sync button? Image seems to be not loading.

Co-worker: why don't you clear your browsing history and clear your cache.

Me: (talking to myself: you are asking me to clear my cache? ME? ME? ME?) Smiles back to coworker.

Co-worker: Did it work?

Me: Nope! Seems to it that you have not sync the content on salesforce. Please hit the sync button.

Co-worker: I did!

Me: I ask co-worker B he said content is not sync.

Wait a minute.... when did the rants start clearing themselves??????

I'm not used to not "selecting all" and "deleting" 😎

Anywho... did anyone else notice Chromes new darkmode in V74?

I typed a long email and Outlook just hanged and closed. Upon re-open my email did not get saved to drafts. Argh!

Moving to a new job 5 months after starting the previous one. The company did not manage to pass my probation period.

I did not(no sarcasm). My highly paid jobs never required me to be a good one, so I said fuck it.

Did not want to open photoshop, wrote pixelart editor in unity.

It's Friday afternoon sooo... let's deploy to production and go on vacation for a month. 😜

Someone did not do their job!

New teacher assigned and she realizes that the previous teacher did not teach anything in this webdev class. HA! I was right all along.

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did. :D

I did not use my Windows 10 since weeks. Now I wanted to play some games and I got a bluescreen. It reboots several times. I did not miss it.

Well, this did not help as expected...

I CANNOT believe this

I sent HIM a meme

But HE did NOT send one back

How dares he?

He shall burn!

BURN!

- build a self-service shell script to manage your environment in all kinds of ways with a single script and different switches

- ask tech manager for a server to keep that script [and others] at so coleagues should not bother setting dependencies up on their windows workstations

- be asked to list out all use cases

- be promissed your consolidated tool will be torn apart and replaced by 8 other tools depending on use-cases. Meaning 8 different browser windows open at all times to manage your single env

- be assured that this kind of improvement will take months and is doubtful to pay off

Coworker: I did not progress much but at least I managed to get rid of all compiler warnings.
Me: That's okay. What were they about?
Coworker: No idea.
Me: How did you get rid of them then??
Coworker: I removed the "Wall" option when I use gcc.

First I did not like the show „The IT crowd“, but than I got drunk and now it is quite funny 😁

Is machine learning not a concept we use any more, everything is called AI?
I did not get the memo about this.

Documenting what failed and what did not work is equally important as documenting things which worked out ...

For those interested in my ealier experiment of drinking and coding, it did work.

Of course, it's not a very viable method of increasing performance.

I did not foresee myself learning ColdFusion in Internet Explorer in 2020, that’s for damn sure.

How did I program this long, struggle with matrixes, and not know about console.table?!

!rant
I found the height of my laziness today.
While watching youtube videos, I watched a whole 3 and half minute Ad and did not click on the "Skip Ad" button because I was too lazy to get up and move the mouse or even press a single key

How many bits are in a nibble?

(nybble/nyble)

....I did not know, nor did I know what a nibble was...WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.....any takers?

When I point out something you did wrong. I do not care about the things you did right in the past year.

You did something wrong and that needs to be fixed. I do not care about how hard you tried, I just need it to be right. I'm not attacking you as a person I'm complaining about the end result being not good enough.

Today, a freelance javascript developer at my office told me that he designed a new website for one of his customers. I was intrigued that he is also designing and was very interested.

He showed me some images and I asked how he designed it. I thought he would come up with Figma, Sketch or whatever software, but he showed me the AI prompt.

I told him that he did not design it, but AI did that, prompting AI is not designing. He did not agree and rephrased it as "I made this".

After I said "But if I go to a bakery and ask for a cake with some nice decorations, and the baker is making that, I did not make the cake". He angry said, "You don't understand AI," and put his earplugs in and isn't talking to me since.

Prompting an AI is not creating. The AI/computing power with it's context is creating your stuff..

I remember the first time I had a code block, I sat on my desk for up to 18 hours trying to fix it. In the end realizing that my impatience is not helping me. It was all in vain. A tired mind did not help.

I finally came to realise that I was lacking on knowledge and a tired brain did not help. I did it the next day but learnt a huge lesson. When it's just not your day, it's not you day. A fresh mind will help next day. Relax, do anything apart from code.

Too much of code can drain you of ideas and smartness. You need to let your mind breathe. Life away from the PC is important too.

I've got gitea working.

also did not know windows could do this

Well I dont have any worst teacher, I have been the teacher more than the student but I have a related.

Had economics last year of the equivalent to college.

We should find the optimal volume of products between 2 products requiring the same parts in different amounts.

Simple crossing point of two straight lines.

He failed our solutions because we did not draw a diagram.

Turns out he did not know of the straight line equation and did not understand how we got the solution without measuring with a ruler!

I think i did not use any while statement since a year now :/

What did Mario say to Peach before their divorce?

It’s not-a you… it’s-a me…

You did not bother changing the template... You really think i will expect a [e.g. phone call] ?

At first i was like lol Netherlands Root CA not trusted anymore, then i was like WTF Amazon-CA when the fuck did this happen?

She told me she couldn't open the jar, I told her to install Java.

That did not go down well.

It's like a stab into your fucken heart when your coding competition entry gets rated "you did everything perfect! :) But it's not enough for the top 3. :(" with multiple minus points across different requirements bUT NO GOSH DARN EXPLANATION WHAT I DID WRONG. I PARTICIPATED TO TEST MYSELF AND LEARN SOMETHING, NOT GET PUNCHED IN THE FUCKEN FACE FOR NO REASON FFS MAN.

Did not expect when I joined this new startup that there would as much technical debt as there is

u+200b.
Who made that shit? and whhhyyyyy?
I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out why the code file, a mac using co-worker sent me, does not compile.
Intlij did not help, np++ did not help, textmate did not help!

Only hex editing the file worked!

kill it with fire!

Sartre once said "Hell is other people" .

Obviously he did not use public transportation very often.

Did anybody ever to use this arduino module (RC522) ? How to test that module is working or not? I've tried many example in the internet, but still not working

Aced the interview
Did not forget bag this time 😂😉

Did well at a tech screen today. it feels good to NOT feel like an idiot after an interview.

Had an odd bug today. No rubber duck in sight so I started using my friend (who is not a dev) as a rubber duck. He was *not* amused.

But I did figure out the bug!!

FUCK why did nobody warn me to NOT upgrade to mac os Catalina??? Cant do half shit here not even install goddamn photoshop!!!

Help

How do i downgrade?

Business Continuity / DR 101...
How could GitLab go down? A deleted directory? What!
A tired sysadmin should not be able to cause this much damage.
Did they have a TESTED dr plan? An untested plan is no plan. An untested plan does not count. An untested plan is an invitation to what occurred.
That the backups did not work does not cut it - sorry GitLab. Thorough testing is required before a disruptive event.
Did they do a thorough risk assessment?
We call this a 'lesson learned' in my BC/DR profession. Everyone please learn by it.
I hope GitLab is ok.

Just realized, I did not put my phone on the charger... But actually left it on the bathroom floor....

FUCK!!! IT'S NOW ALMOST DEAD!

Years ago I was working in local cinema as a student job from time to time and used to sleep after shifts at my uncle's. Uncle did not had internet but there were so many wlans all around. Since I had nothing to do for hours after shift, I downloaded Backtrack linux at home, made live dvd of it and saved a two articles of "how to hack wifi" to text files.

It took me 4 hours to break WEP, since I was total lame, and it was the only one WEP around. They also had mac restrictions set to router, so I changed my mac address to one of their devices, logged in to router and added our mac address. For my uncle it was complete magic but since he is total geek to linux he liked it.

Fast forward weeks later. When I came to my uncle's house he was downloading like ton of linux distributions. Literally each one. Gigabytes of data. I told him not to do so because sooner or later neighbour will notice, but he did not care. Guess what, he notices, probably slow internet and (maybe) bigger bills, I do not know, but owner just changed protocol to WPA2, not changing password. So the story continued for almost 2 years. Felt a bit sorry for neighbour but did not expect such an outcome. I just wanted to watch youtube videos and scroll social networks, keeping low profile so no one notice.

I have not watched tv or streamed entertainment media in 12 years. What did I miss?

GitHub was down for a while, but the status page did not say anything... 🤔

Wasted around 10 hours and did nothing. Still not in mood to do anything interesting.

Everyday tech support struggles:

- "I can't find my document."

- "Ok where did you save it?"

- "In Word."

- "I understand you saved it in Word but where did you save the file to?"

- "I'm not sure, Word did the rest"

What the hell did I miss?

I've been seeing lots of dev communities joking/not joking about replacing C++.

Did we somehow replace all C code in literally every embedded product overnight?

Did you know that Alt+f4 and Ctrl+w does not format your code in VS code?

Yes? Our college didn't and we had a good laugh 😂

After that we tried Alt+space+c but he did not trust us anymore.

Not writing or remembering what i did Yesterday

someone please motivate me to code again.

since one month i did nothing but digital art/youtube watching/maths/chatting but i did not code.
the main reason being that all my projects have bugs currently :/

**Installing Homestead for laravel**
Errors coming which are not understandable...
After couple of hours errors changed**
Maybe I did some progress.......still working on it

Well, I didn't do shit today \o/ yay me

Where did not to save cookies for this site information store

In cookies? 🙄

You'd think world-class devs would know not to push to live on friday... but they still did.

Knock knock. Who's there? Git. Git-who? Sorry, 'who' is not a git command - did you mean 'show'?

Just a simple reminder.

No, "committing to repository" is not the correct interpretation of "the commit messages should tell what it does, not did"

--
Always be precise, watch your wordings.

I broke prod for 10 seconds, and nobody noticed. Also, why the fuck did the alarms not go off? 🤷‍♂️ 🚨 🙈

How did I not know there was a devrant website. Literally thought it was only an Android/iPhone app.

Was it just me or did voting not work for like 5 min?

Ok.. So I applied for a web dev position at a small-to-medium sized company. They had a telephonic round which they were happy with. They then sent out an assignment for me (A simple webapp to complete in 1hr). I did it and sent them the code. Finally, the face to face interview also went well.

At the end of it all, the HR comes back and tells me - "You did not use a MVC framework for the assignment and your code was not optimized for unit testing."

Me - "Ugh. (1) You did not have to call me for the face to face interview if you did not like my code. (2) You specified NOT to use any 3rd party libraries when doing the assignment. (3) You can tell people directly that you cannot afford them."

That moment your senior gets an email saying the company was bought over. Should i worry?... Why did i not get the mail?.. So many questions. Not sure if i should even worry.

Client: no, we did not update that record directly in the database...

Someone building the iPad software for this beer museum did Not think about the encoding xD

I did not start with Vue yet, but I am already quite tempted to cheat with Svelte.

So hard to choose between them.

Hackathon morning 2 of 3. Did not sleep. Also didn’t accomplish much. Researching counts as participation, right? *eyes crossing*

My boss was told that dev team cant do TDD because they are agile and following scrum. Did not know what to say.😏

A program I was using did not recognize a flag that I needed, so I edited the EXE file (using notepad++, no hexeditor) to replace a flag whose name was actually checked with the one I needed. Worked like a charm.

The response for my bug report was "this feature should not be there in the first place, we will remove it". Lucky me they did not remove it earlier.

Why did i not learn about Vue earlier.

I did not.

It's asked before here but need to be questioned again because I'm bored.

Would you rather have fucked a sheep while no one knows or that you didn't do it but everyone is sure you did?

The sheep is average looking with okayish BMI. Looks bit German

How did they manage to come up with such a bug? The only things there should be numbers or an arrow, not meaningless Hebrew letters.

Add 1 - Remove 2
-implement-

Why did you add this?
Alright - Remove 1 and Add 2.
-implement-

I like what you did with 1 but I'm not sure about what you did here with 2.
-wait...wait...wait...-

Hey, just noticed the way you had 1 and 2 before you started making a bunch of unnecessary changes was better, go back to that.

Peer reviews are awesome!

Did I screw up or is it ok doing this?

1. Calling another method inside the same factory file
2. Calling a method from another factory file
3. All factory methods are static because they only depend on their passed parameter(s)

I remember a recruiter reaching out to me after I applied to a company and we set up a phone interview. When the date arrived, she did not call. I emailed her a few days later and she did not reply. A few weeks later she contacted me again, and since I hadn't secured a job yet, I decided to give it another shot and we set up another phone interview. Guess what? She didn't call. Second strike was too much for me, so when she emailed about a couple of weeks later to know if I was still interested, I did not even bother to reply.

Did you mean wk256?

Make a science breakthrough
Not really a goal, more of a wish.

Am I more active because I am feeling good, or is it because it's too hot here? 🤔

Anywho, giant NN classifier, come at me!

PS. I think it's gonna be a a major failure, but YOLO. 😜

Everyone comment one programming language that someone else did not already comment. Let's see how many different ones we can list. GO!

One of the barriers to professional software development is OCD.

Is this code right? No, fix. Wait, no, still not right.
Did I just commit this? Check again.. did jira reload properly? Wait, checking again, did I commit this? Checking. Did I commit this? Checking. Is my mind fooling me about committing this? Checking.

while(true){
goCrazy();
}

Rm -rf * is not your friend...
And ALWAYS check in which server you are... and did combo them

Python be like:
TypeError: 'callable_iterator' object is not callable
and also:
TypeError 'callable_iterator' object is not subscriptable

Why the fuck did you name it "callable iterator" if you can't call it, or iterate it.

Do you think dropping off in person your resume to companies have slight edge or not? If you did drop off your resume how did you do it?

Specially in big companies like amazon or other big companies?

Programming in Delphi without any concepz. Done in CS class in school. Like wtf did anyone see delphi even near production?! Teacher did not know any other programming language

I did it! I crafted and pushed

if filter is not None:
# stuff

to GitHub.

Oh, the shame!

Why did I not start playing elite dangerous sooner

You know what sucks?

APIs with the latest data, but without the latest endpoints.

What the fuck? You did the data, why not the endpoint??

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Not only did my StarSpace got "hacked" i would say abused , but I had my password in clear text so did he GOT MY DevRant account now aswell!!

I just implemented encrypted passwords yesterday but not fully since im still testing ...

( hacked by @tallasianman )

:(

My computer froze during Ubuntu update. I had to turn it off, and instalation did not finish, now Ubuntu won't start.. great..

FUCK YOU JENKINS
The tests work everywhere just not for you
It worked before and I DID NOT CHANGE ANYTHING FOR THIS TEST TO FAIL
FUUUUUUUCK

Yeah! Just received my first GitHub star! And I did not advertise it in any way.

Thank you KDE for setting alt+F4 by default, my brother did not have tons of fun closing my eidtors and it did not take me 15 Minutes to find the setting (┛◉Д◉)┛┻━┻
Still loving Plasma nonetheless ;-)

Windows Memory Diagnostic Tool did not bring me good news.... Hello 2017 you seem to be serving me a crap sandwich already..

sent a follow up email to 2 separate companies asking for their decision.

They did not even reply back on follow up email.

mv * ../

That did not work as intended. Any hope for my system?

The mobile version of Medium does not let you leave comments. I do not understand. How did that get overlooked.

Listened my PO talking with client and she explained why we did it the way we did (so the app user flow has more sense) ending the sentence with "... so if you look it that way, this is not a bug, it is a feature!"

when CTO says we need to start writing exactly how long we worked on specific project and explain what exactly we did in that time.

I don't wanna keep track of my every minute spent..

I did not sign up for this sh!t...

Never take an advice from anyone if you did not specifically ask, this one included.

Any project which you join in middle not knowing what its all about. Who did what, and now you are suddenly part of it.

When I said: "version numbers are cheap", I did not expect you to append new digits and identifiers to the existing versioning scheme.

Any of u guys tried nodejs? Did u like it why? Why not??

Nice way to start devops work today:

(from ticket comments, seems someone did not minitor disk space usage :D)

Oh boy... "Swordfish" is probably one of the best comedies I've ever seen... How did I not see this movie before 😂

Literally vs figuratively... That hilarious anecdote where something went derp did not cause you to literally die. You fuckwit.