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BF: If you were a database, I would join with you.
Me: Left or right?
BF: Inner.
(there are no words)14 -
There WAS a time, when I was small, I made a Minecraft server , and asked my friends to join my server at 127.0.0.113
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My boss typed up a GitLab ticket that looked like it took at least an hour to make. Screenshots, diagrams, how to reproduce the bug, dreams, hopes, desires, dinner recipes, marriage advice, how to diversify a portfolio. Honestly, the whole 9 yards.
The bug fix was changing a SQL Inner Join to a Left Join. 10 seconds.14 -
"Sure ill join the meeting it's not like I'm busy with the project's deadline being this Friday and all"
My notes from the meeting:
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Watching Netflix alone when gf asks if she can join, or preferrably inner join.
I love this girl to death 😍7 -
Hey! I just joined and am currently learning python. My boyfriend @macleod is obsessed with this place and said i should join so hi!21
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!rant
My cousin on 12 was watching me edit my site and asked if he can do it too.
Two hours later he comes running to me with a twinkle in his eye to show of his creation. He made a simple html site with buttons and checkboxes and what not.
Now he is learning JS and getting frustrated because it is not adding HTML snippets dynamically...
I am a proud brother :]6 -
Currently trying to write a dark theme solution for the security blog in pure JavaScript (no jquery).
This is way easier than I thought!108 -
Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere11
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ahh! a well deserved rest... you're all invited to join me for a beer! come to Sesimbra in portugal and enjoy this 29°C at 11:04am ;)
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Few days ago, my boss join devRant. And last night, my girlfriend join devRant too.
*Their watching. Beware!!!18 -
Current mood:
Yet another meeting that I was forced to join where my presence was absolutely not required9 -
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Such a classic joke. Apt for a Friday! :D1 -
Any folks willing to join the GIT family in devrant...
Steps to join:
Change username with prefix "git" followed by your favorite available commands..
Example: gitpush(already taken and co-founder of this gang), gitpull68 -
Today I made a decision to sign up devRant because I really want to enable "Join the Dark Side" in settings...6
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On a serious note, what is the solution to this problem ? Leave and Join a smaller company ? Or give the boss a blowjob ?
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>join freenode server
>start typing my question
>somebody instantly writes "no" before I've typed it out
>
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During resignation discussion with delivery manager at my previous organisation, he told me that I should join a start up. (I was planning to do that, and he knew somehow.)
He warned me in weird concerning way that if I join a start up, I will always be in stress. I will have high BP. And sperm count will reduce. I might never be able to produce child. And similar scary stuff.
Weird bald dude scared me for second there.
PS - I did join the start up and my BP is fine and so is my sperm count.6 -
"wow I love this programming article, how do I... tell the author or something, can I comment or... what's this, clapping hands, ok... fine...... ah fuck"
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First time ever I convinced someone to join devRant!!
He's another intern in this company!
Welcome onboard, @kosimst!7 -
Le me...
*installs devRant*
wew, nice app, digs a bit here & there.
* jumps on the settings*
*sees JOIN THE DARK SIDE?*
*slides the slider and endsUp getting Join devRant SignUp page* :/
*thinking....*
may be there is some uncensored shit is going on a dark side of devRant.i dont want to miss it. :v
*creates an account*
*clicks on JOIN THE DARK SIDE? With over 9999999 excitement*
ends up getting the DarkTheme aka NightMode. ;___;
*cries in the corner*
*y you do dis*
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So just caught two colleagues playing quake arena. Once the boss has a day off...
Of course i will join them now! Happy friday everyone 😄 -
Finally I've got my stickers, thank you guys!!! Made my day *.*
(I told my classmates to join... ;) )
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Today has been a pathetic day. Nothing worked and lots of BSOD screens of death.
Join me with a beer or two.
Cheers! 🍻
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#not a rant
When I finally have Four weeks of vacation..
anyone that want to join my minecraftserver?
ಠ౪ಠ9 -
Oh hell yeah. I just spent a good few hours optimizing an ok mySQL query and made it so much better and faster. Inner join ftw!!3
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What is the condition to join two tables ?
Programmer: primary keys match.
Non-Programmer: The tables height must match.😐1 -
So I walk up to my desk, join the zoom meeting for daily stand ups, and then join the other meeting scheduled by the CEO. And I watched a presentation built around how I'll be fired in the next few minutes. My colleagues and I got laid off in the snap of a finger.
Sad much8 -
I found these notes from myself 6 months ago to my future self:
// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./configure/auto-confirm.js');
// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./wso/wso-email-ad-form.js');
I don't trust it. Not deleting.2 -
It's really painful and disappointing when your dream company gives you an offer but you can't join because you still have 9 months to finish school 😭😭2
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Just got a new phone.
0. Download devRand
1. Join the dark side
2. Go buy a case for when I inevitably drop said phone2 -
One Join is fine.
Two Joins I can live with.
Three Joins and we are starting the project from scratch again.
Fuck you! What do I pay you for? Eating berries? No!12 -
Hey Chris can you join this conference call where we will talk about hardware and pricing options and not bring up anything software related.3
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Shit like this makes me want to join the #deletefacebook movement. I just want to report it and sue for emotional stress.
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Me: Starting a new project.
My pending projects : New member is going to join our family very soon.1 -
New AltRant build!
This new build brings the new Subscribed feed to AltRant! This took me quite some time to implement and I hope it will be stable...
Here's the link for those who want to join the TestFlight:
https://testflight.apple.com/join/...11 -
stumbled upon this when I was checking the lazy-developers discord.
come join if you want https://discord.gg/r4ZeFC
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God damn it, if you aren’t a member of the devRant discord, please join already. Please.
https://devrant.com/collabs/...
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Old but gold - try this in the Dev Tools Console and see Batman in action:
Array(16).join("lol" - 2) + " Batman!";1 -
The Advent of Code is back on... Timezone doesn't help much with leaderboard in my case but I created a private one... join if you like, the code is: 414048-6ec978bd (to join: https://adventofcode.com/2018/...)
The advent is here: https://adventofcode.com/2018/
LETS FUCKING CODE!!!!7 -
when the project is "almost done" when you join in, but you discover that nothing is working properly and there's placeholder text in the whole database.
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Hexdump oneliner
php -r 'for(;$r=fread(STDIN,16);)printf("%08x %s $r\n",$i++*16,join(unpack("h*",$r)));'7 -
Founder: Are you sure you want to join this startup?
Candidate: 100% sure Sir
Founder: Startups are risky, what if we shut down next month?
Candidate: Sir, I will do whatever it takes to not let that happen
Founder: That’s what I was looking for. You can join at 90% salary cut. That will give us 2 months more runway3 -
Indian Companies:
"We want you to join us within 15 days"
* Employee resigns *
"We want you to serve 2 months of notice period"
#Madafukas2 -
Dev calls are so awkward when you're waiting for everyone to join and someone insists on having a conversation
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Needed to update one column in table A with data from table B (huge table).
Created awesome update query with join between the two tables.
A few hours later realized all data in table A is already being imported from table B in a query executed earlier in the process... -
when you are looking for php devs to join you on your startup and they don't understand the meaning of being a founder and expect a salary from the start 😭 you join early to get the long term benefits. a startup job isn't an immediate payday. ugh.3
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I had a dream once that I gave up coding to join a monetary.
Is my subconscious trying to tell me something?2 -
after playing Pokémon go consecutively for the last 2 days I have forgot myself as a developer. it was hard to join office today.
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Python:
come.here(dear_friend)
Perl:
@body = qw(dead _ friend)
come->here{join( " ", @body )};++@#!A$!@ !
Grrr!!!
Ignore syntax/conceptual/logical/all errors.
Sent from my keyboard.3 -
int rantLevel = 0;
while(true) {
rantLevel++;
}
Join the army! Create an infinite loop with your favorite language and comment it 🤔29 -
me: what a nice day
someone: hey, wanna join our project? its a university thing
me: yeah sure
someone: oh, you r the PM
me: AAAAA -
Hey guys, I was join devrant for sometime and I like to see your posts!
Really cool and fun place for devs!3 -
Since i am successfully make my employee join devrant, they are started arguing the best editor, 3 choose neovim and 2 other join VScode side.
I choose to use Joe's Own Editor.
And also i am converted to Pink Religion.12 -
Whenever I see anyone mentioning anything about JavaScript (IRL or the interwebs), I desperately want to join the conversation.2
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You know you're a developer when the only secret society you want to join are those who don't get auto down-voted for a Stack Overflow question.
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Spend enogh time planning, before you start coding
Write maintanable code
Join the local gym and exercise regulary, it will keep you happy and prevent early burnout -
I once saw a DBA using two for loops in PL/SQL to join two tables. I wonder if he knew about the "alternative" way to do that...2
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Does anyone actually watch the company policy and sexual harassment videos that are shown when you join a company?
I just play them on mute in background lol6 -
Starting my #100DaysOfCode challenge.
Anyone wish to join?
Will be solving problems from Project Euler.20 -
Can I become a paid ++ supporter without paying through Apple? Can't find a way to join ++ on the web version.6
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A new update was just released to AltRant!
This update features:
- Massive UI responsiveness fixes and enhancements, including many fixes for UI bugs, fixes and things that needed tweaking
- A COMPLETE overhaul of all devRant API methods (a switch to my new library, SwiftRant)
- Progress with Android compatibility (replaced incompatible libraries for compliance with Mutata)
- Enhanced security with the Keychain
Here’s the link to join again:
https://testflight.apple.com/join/...7 -
I like devrant!!
I put a link on every programmer oriented facebook group i am in!!
Hopefully some new italian ranter will join the party!5 -
a federated AWS-like service where people share their resources, lives 100% on crypto and is easy to use and join.9
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Hey Fellow devRanters in Jakarta, let's meet up!
Let's have our first devRant meeting?
And join here: https://t.me/joinchat/...26 -
I wanted to join the dark side, so I did, now I can't tell the difference between read and unread notifications. Am I thick?6
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Use devRant since August, just found "join the dark side" (darkula) option. Much wow! I'm a moron...2
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That's it I'm done with wordpress.
Join me angry devs, let's change the world!
https://devrant.io/collabs/424605/1 -
I created an Erlang Dev discord server, with the Intention to bring everyone who are Erlang dev or those who interested to join.
https://discord.gg/rcGThgWA2 -
People have been thinking about creating an IRC channel for live ranting. Why not just do it?
Feel free to join #devrant in freenode IRC2 -
Every Friday, we be playing. Custom word collection, challenging topics, teamwork!
Join the party! 😄🎉
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I'm into Commodores lately. Don't judge, grandmas deserve love too!
ps I'm making my friend join devrant11 -
I will train myself to be an avenger. In case things went wrong like ultron.
Anyone wanna join me?
Write your superpowers.3 -
Any project which you join in middle not knowing what its all about. Who did what, and now you are suddenly part of it.1
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Enki is awesome... Thanks for the invite code guys.. Here's mine if you need an invite:
enki.com/join/darthtigris
Happy learning :) -
1. When someone Buzzes you on Jabber and wants you to join TS
2. Mum says it's dinner.
3. My little brother. -
Just learned that you can join a network through a QR code. That's sick!
I thought you could only go to links / store plain text with QRs...19 -
Everytime I join Microsoft team meeting, my webcam and mic is turned on by default. Don't they save the preference for next time.9
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MySQL has no outer join. Why isn't this fact all over the internet? Why does EVERY FUCKING TUTORIAL list outer join as if it's just as standard as left join?21
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One of my juniors was approached by Klarna. To join their engineering department.
Does anyone have prior experience with them?6 -
Be me
>run kubeadm join phase control-plane-prepare
>get error: {Large Error} {Missing conf file...}
Please use 'kubeadm join phase control-plane-prepare' to generate {conf file}
>mfw
I called you to generate that file. Could you please do your job -
Infosec : I have started a telegram channel.
Join and spread the word..
Link : Hack3rB0x 🔊
https://t.me/hack3rb0x1 -
Join a coding boot camp and cramming myself for technical interview instead of this almost useless master degree.1
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People interested for a DevRant meet up in Delhi, click the link below and join us. Rn we don't have any resources, but few ppl are down with us. Click the link and help us :D
Join my Slack workspace! https://join.slack.com/t/...3 -
Got an interview call from a company which I didn't join at the last minute. This last minute change happened 3 years back.
Now I'm thinking I'll give them another shot even though I'm happy with my current company.
I didn't join them earlier because the new company had a lot of scope for learning and growth.
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Why are collabs dead on devrant? Im desperate to find someone to join my mapping project for 50/50 deal. Where can I find interested person?9
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Suggest me projects for hobby on Ruby on Rails(intermediate level). ☺️
Anybody can join me too. Would just add it into our portfolios. :) -
Some companies just shouldn't ask the question. Why you want to join our company. When both the recruiter and candidate know how big that lie is
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Our DB teacher always told us about God (Codd) doin some Join(t)s. He spoke very slowly. Must have been kinda disturbing for normal people...
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Create and release a complete app (or join a open source protect) instance of learning new technologies :/
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I wondered what they were doing.. after a while they called me over.. they were trying to inner join 3 tables and struggling.. FFS.
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I created a Discord server which is focused on OpenBSD and thought that some of you might like to be some of the first -- or only -- members of this Discord server.
Suggestions for server improvements from those who do join would be appreciated.
One can join the Discord server by visiting http://discord.gg/zeGDz5.1 -
http://meetu.ps/e/DwDj0/y6XTG/f
If you're in Glasgow come join the Google developers group's first meetup! -
Is it good to join a startup paying average after it's seed fund orr should I join a regular company paying slightly above average?
Advice for a fresher(new grad)3 -
Hi! Is there a complex join operation for “updating” values in Dataframe using before and after values of the Uodate?1
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So I just made my first app from my book. So the IPO is tomorrow, anyone want to join the TipCalculator team before we are an overnight success?
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In which conditions you will join a startup ?
Is it based on experience it will give or the manager goals and background or on the project they are planning to do.
Share with me what are the criterias you may accept to join a startup1 -
i am learning python on phone and pc would anyone like to join me i am 19 :/ and seriously interested in code!
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What is the general rule/idea around meetings outside of your work hours?
It has happened several times that I wasn't able to join some meetings that were outside of my work hours. I try to join but some thing or the other comes up and then I miss it. I make sure to join any meeting that's highly important or if it's about anything related to my work (or if I'm required to attend).
I work with people in different time zones and there was a meeting set after 8:30pm my time, and I wasn't able to join. My coworker messaged me, in a passive aggressive way (seemingly), asking if he needs to remind me before every meeting in my calendar so that I would join.
I feel like I'm not being paid enough for the work that I do, and I work around 8-9 hours (sometimes 10 and I don't get paid for overtime).
On top of that, am I obligated to attend every meeting and not have anything planned or unplanned to do after work hours? (I don't think I should have any obligation)
I don't have previous experience of working with international teams/clients before, so I'm not sure what I should do here.9 -
Ok , so about #wannacry project all we need is group of good programmers and ethitical hackers even black ,any way who wanna join us ? Lets make money3
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Hey,
I am currently working on an app for watchOS and I am looking for people who own an Apple Watch and a Sonos speaker that want to test my app.
The app allows you to control your Sonos system from your watch. It features grouping, music control and playing Sonos favorites
If you want to join click the link
https://testflight.apple.com/join/...
Thank you very much,
Alex -
So discord looks like irc with more graphics and less stuff going on lol thus far lol
where you have to beg to join channels :P5 -
Decided to start live coding the development of Covey because it helps me be productive.
Feel free to join in: https://youtu.be/Lnw4-NaHW4Y2 -
Can someone please suggest a chat I can join to hang out with sofware developers and discuss stupid? Any chat platform.6
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Client wants an update, set meeting at 9 o'clock. My client's tinezone is 3 hours ahead, so i have to join the meeting at 6. 😬
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Waiting for devRant to fix apple subscription so I join. Just common and clean my bank account @dfox2
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Have an object that uses a macro to define its function bodies. I needed to interface to that object in a different way. So I wrote and object that calls functions on that object and presents a different interface. I used macros to define the function bodies...
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>>> a = ["print('a = ', a, '\\n', ''.join(a))"]
>>> print('a = ', a, '\n', ''.join(a))
a = ["print('a = ', a, '\\n', ''.join(a))"]
print('a = ', a, '\n', ''.join(a))
>>>
from qpython's mobile website -
looking for cool people to join our crew for doing nice projects together and helping each outher out. Base in Vienna. open worldwide.3
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The best part of being a dev is being able to know how to join the right pieces together for building anything without reinventing the wheel1
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Anyone else join a youtube livestream, go to the beginning and start watching at 3x speed to see if you can catch up before the stream ends4
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some time ago on production I fund string join implementation using substring. No idea why it was implemented at all since this is in language standard library
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!rant
Once again I'm honestly impressed with Joas at joaoapps.com bringing his new Join service to the Xbox.
You can now reroute your incoming messages, such as SMS and Whatsapp, to your Xbox and reply.
Well done sir, well done -
Any devrant or friendly programming telegram group i may join?
Currently learning cpp and would like some supports.. -
Join and Smart Recruiters is really trying very hard to overtake Workday as the worst job application platform.
Join has the effrontery to send me reminder emails to fill in the same details already contained in the resume I uploaded. What the fuck is wrong with these people?1 -
should I join any private colleges for engineering CSE in Bangalore or somewhere when the total expenses will be around 15 Lakhs. Is it worth it?4
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