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"Art is never finished, only abandoned"
-Leonardo Da Vinci
"Software is never finished, only abandoned"
-Me8 -
Was originally hired for 3 months.
Just finished the project 2 weeks ago, after 1.5 years.
I fucking hate data science now.8 -
LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2
* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"
1185 errors.
FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR221 -
Me: "I did it, I finally finished implementing the design!"
Designer: "The client wants a complete overhaul of the design."
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Me: I finished the website.
Client: Thanks, It looks really good!
Client: But could you make me a Facebook page instead?
😐7 -
Not to be pedantic but shouldn't "100% completed" actually mean totally finished?
Why am I still watching a spinning circle?12 -
!$rant
Think I finally finished the header section of my portfolio site :) It's starting to come together.
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Update on devRantron: We just finished implementing the comment section! Big thanks to @Dacexi and @SirWindfield
Relevent Collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/
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Just finished writing a script with all the classes and variables named after the characters from Sherlock Holmes. I regret nothing.7
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When on monday, a client asks you "WHY SOMETHING ISN'T FINISHED". Well, we don't work on weekends. Fuck off.3
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Me and myself have worked on so many projects together but somehow we never really finished any of them...10
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Ok something went wrong.
I don't know how this could happen.
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
I finished a side project.
How could this happen?
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
Ahh I know. It is absolutely useless.13 -
Imagine, you get employed to restart a software project. They tell you, but first we should get this old software running. It's 'almost finished'.
A WPF application running on a soc ... with a 10" touchscreen on win10, a embedded solution, to control a machine, which has been already sold to customers. You think, 'ok, WTF, why is this happening'?
You open the old software - it crashes immediately.
You open it again but now you are so clever to copy an xml file manually to the root folder and see all of it's beauty for the first time (after waiting for the freezed GUI to become responsive):
* a static logo of the company, taking about 1/5 of the screen horizontally
* circle buttons
* and a navigation interface made in the early 90's from a child
So you click a button and - it crashes.
You restart the software.
You type something like 'abc' in a 'numberfield' - it crashes.
OK ... now you start the application again and try to navigate to another view - and? of course it crashes again.
You are excited to finally open the source code of this masterpiece.
Thank you jesus, the 'dev' who did this, didn't forget to write every business logic in the code behind of the views.
He even managed to put 6 views into one and put all their logig in the code behind!
He doesn't know what binding is or a pattern like MVVM.
But hey, there is also no validation of anything, not even checks for null.
He was so clever to use the GUI as his place to save data and there is a lot of parsing going on here, every time a value changes.
A thread must be something he never heard about - so thats why the GUI always freezes.
You tell them: It would be faster to rewrite the whole thing, because you wouldn't call it even an alpha. Nobody listenes.
Time passes by, new features must be implemented in this abomination, you try to make the cripple walk and everyone keeps asking: 'When we can start the new software?' and the guy who wrote this piece of shit in the first place, tries to give you good advice in coding and is telling you again: 'It was almost finished.' *facepalm*
And you? You would like to do him and humanity a big favour by hiting him hard in the face and breaking his hands, so he can never lay a hand on any keyboard again, to produce something no one serious would ever call code.4 -
*Adds new dependency*
Me: *Pray while syncing*
*Gradle project sync in progress*
*Gradle build finished in 9s 211ms*
Me: Thank you, Lord5 -
Manager: Hey Dev I need to do QA on this PR.
Dev: That PR is not finished yet
Manager: Well do QA now anyway, that way when it is finished it can be merged in right away since QA has already been done on it. It’s a project management technique called “fast-tracking” and it improves efficiency.
Dev: …9 -
!rant I finished crocheting the capelet I was working on. Not too bad for a first attempt, I think!
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Me: Have you finished the MVP description?
Client: No
Client: But I found you a girlfriend
Client: *name*
Client: 21
😑3 -
Weekend milestone finished... 27 minutes to late but finished. Mini Voxel Engine for a Game in Unity.
Did someone else finished a milestone this weekend also?
Show me your progress :D
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Finally finished my Pacman clone (atleast all main things I wanted to complete)
Took me 1.5 years :/
Score wasn't on attempt :D
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Adios Motherfucker!
Finally got that pile of misery finished. That simple ticket exploded in complexity and had quite a bit of scope creep. So so glad it's over. I mean, apart from code review and QA. But still. It's done!
Also: I may have been drinking already. Clearly not enough from the painful lack of typos and silliness. Gonna go work on that.6 -
German auto correct in Apple Mail.
Instead of writing a customer this:
"Dear xxx, I finished your paginator."
I wrote and send this:
"Dear xxx, I finished your pakistani."
He wondered but took it with humor :)3 -
finished learning a framework/plugin.. *feel like boss* 😎
bam! new version with breaking changes.. *feel like sobbing* 😭7 -
Finished learning the basics of HTML. Now to move onto CSS! Really enjoy learning Web Development despite it only being the basics.10
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!rant
Another night of progress :) Finished the category page functionality on my cms project for now. Gotta keep at it!
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good night my fellow devs....
just finished my coding...
Its 3:20 am in India now...
Time to sleep9 -
OK so I'm just going to announce this. I'm done with my WPF client for devRant. It's not really "Production" quality but it does what I want and well... it's good enough for me and I need to move on.
Here's the release and code if anyone is interested. If you want any other feature, you can just fork and implement it yourself.
Repo:
https://github.com/allanx2000/...
Release: (ClickOnce installer in app.zip)
https://github.com/allanx2000/...
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Hard lesson:
Don’t update your OS while a project is still not finished, or at least on critical state of a project8 -
Just finished setting up bash on Windows 10. I never thought I could be so happy, installed git immediately.7
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Just finished dinner and the phone goes:"hello I am phoning from Microsoft support" *cracks knuckles* let the games begin3
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Mom: "Hey! So when tour finished with your education as a programmer, can't you develop flying cars?"
Me: "... mom"4 -
Colleague: Hey! This is not finished!
Me: Did you pull from the repo?
Colleague:
Me:
Colleague: Oh look, it's finished.1 -
The IT guy at client made a spaghetti code website to replace their time entry software. I come in to “finish it up in a week to two” (just me). I start by removing 1200+ lines of convoluted data access code that doesn’t work, SQL injection prone too. I quickly gave up and started from scratch; just copyied some of his actually decent HTML.
Friday, he proceeded to try to install node on the server and run main.JS. Now he’s all concerned my repo is too complex because he can’t deploy a static website 🙁
He didn’t ask me how it gets deployed nor did he listen when I said “node is NOT THE BACKEND we have .NET core for that”.🤦♂️
I’m gonna spend a week writing documentation at 5th grade level and hand holding him so he understands how this code works because he’s going to be the one maintaining it.1 -
You begin on a side project, you get bored before it's finished and start another one. Repeat...
#mylife3 -
Damn procrastination, I'm sure I would've finished a thousand projects already, I just hate my brain...7
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I've just read my code from project finished 16 month ago. Let's just say that was an eyes opening experience.1
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Windows: new update!
Me: *clicks on shutdown and update*
Next morning
Windows: actually I didn't finished yesterdays update hold on lol
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Its over.
Its finally fucking over.
Ive done it.
Finished my internship and can finally leave this shithole for good!6 -
So happy right now!
I just finished a project which I started today.
It is a java bytecode class/method/field renamer. You can rename those things inside a jar file. It has a nice dark-themed GUI and it works great :)
I'm just happy because I couldn't find something like this on the Internet and wanted it since I started learning programming. Also I am happy because I did it in 1 Day and learned so much about the Java Bytecode!
It's using ObjectWeb ASM btw.7 -
When you've finished a project and the site goes live, you get a message from the client "looking good". To me that implies it's not finished, and I'm expecting a follow up message "can you just..."4
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An entire slick customer facing statistics dashboard... in a product that was discontinued a week after the dashboard was finished.3
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When u finished 80018939018282983 pull requests on a single day hoping to get extra stickers for Hacktoberfest..3
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After working for months , I've understood that we should overestimate the time that will be taken to complete a task
But now it's getting annoying , I mean It's been a week I finished my project and am ideal ,
Btw, the project timeline was a week , ( I finished the work in a day ) -
Just finished my 1 year intership! Now 3 months school till the final exam.
// sidenote: got a job offer from my practical trainer 😀1 -
Guide to dev rant:
Bad memes
Job interview fails
Rants about js
Posts complaining about devrant
Devrant probe finished: no other content3 -
Every one of my private projects "Lets hack together an abomination resembling the finished result and do the boring ground work later".1
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When I finished playing the Half-Life series and decided that someone should make it go forward.
The dream continues...1 -
Just finished dumping all ethereum tranasctions into one big 30 GB csv.
Only thing left is to configure Apache Spark cluster.3 -
Just finished Ghost in the Wires by Kevin Mitnick. Absolutely amazing read, 10/10 would recommend 😀2
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Just finished silicon valley 1st season. That's pretty cool imo. Thanks to the rant who made me discover it 😊5
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Just finished the invite code challenge. it was incredibly difficult
Even with hints from forums 😢 but I'm in anyways☺
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!rant
Oh that wonderful feeling of finishing a month long project. Updating all the comments, refactoring things, testing everything out, closing the 50 chrome tabs you have open...
Life is good -
* Gradle building
* Gradle building
* Gradle Building
Oh yes gradle finished building :D
* Indexing
* Indexing
* Indexing
Oh finally it finished indexing.
* Refreshing project
* Refreshing project
* Refreshing project
Okeey, what I was going to do? -
YAAAY,
finished my first small project today!
It was the final project of my semester in coding and because coding isn't the main focus of my studies there's not much expected from us - new Date, sorting a list and using local storage were among the more 'complicated' things we learned...
So most of my mates just develop/design a small portfolio website or something but my team (2 others and me) wanted to do a little more so we built a progressive web app, complete with service worker for offline functionality and so on, that can take pictures using your camera, save them to IndexedDB, display only the images the currently logged in user actually took and much more... and today is the day all bugs (that we found...) are finally ironed out!
Now I know that still is just the very beginning but now I want to learn mooooore!
Am happy, had to rant. :D1 -
Almost finished yet.. Yea the power supply is on the wrong side, but it looks way cooler! #BlueLED
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If anyone wants something to read I recommend http://mit.edu/hacker/hacker.html/
I just finished it and found it quite interesting.1 -
Lennart Poettering for proving me that it's possible to make a job not finished and still use it in production1
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Are there any others that watch TV shows while working/coding (while still being productive)? I just finished watching The Office on one of my monitors and have finished all my tasks before any deadlines3
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For everyone who is having a busy week, just remember the few moments you get with an empty to do folder
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After having finished an underpayed (friend discount) project for a few friends and their organization I conclode:
Don’t work for friends.3 -
I left the school.. back to school.. finished my studies.. and now.. working for one who left the school..
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Im think about buying the devRant zipper hoodie, but 40$ is pretty much...
I'll wait until I finished renovating my room.2 -
Finished my exam 💪 pretty easy because "programming" meant resolving If statements, language neutral
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I have no experiences with dev teachers because I simply didn't finished high school yet..
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Man... I hate refactoring. After I had finished up an issue this morning, I had to refactor old sql queries and the parsing to the views.
I've worked on it all day and I still haven't finished! Still loving my job, tasks like these are unavoidable but they drain the life out of me.3 -
Dual Core blasting on a friday morning... gotta love it. finished my sprint on time, now cleaning up.
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WebForms wannabe SPA on internet explorer 11, and finished it quiet well <_<
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life as the only dev at work:
boss: so the new system is finished now right?
me: its finished enough for people to log in and test it
boss: so its finished?
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Finished a task at 4:40 PM a Friday, when office close at 5, what a beautiful beginning of week-end !
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Set the AI to run a while loop until it has finished watching/playing every video on YouTube from start to finish;
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Finished work early, shutting down the PC, Clicked Ctrl+S instead. Fucking Muscle Memory still want me to work?
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Finished my first Advent of Code! ☃️ Pretty excited about that. Used Rust this year. Day 18 and 20 were brutal! Especially 18: it was the last one I finished just now.
Anyway, Happy Holidays everyone! 🎄1 -
Just finished writing a RISC-V(RV32IM)[1] emulator in C. Give it a try
[1]: https://github.com/mirimmad/riscv
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Holiday times. Let's finally try out building an app with react native. Download expo-cli. Scaffold project........
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I suck at making estimates on my tasks. I recently estimated a task for 2 weaks but finished it in 12 hours...2
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Just finished installing arch linux on my notebook. Using kde plasma 5 but no it doesnt scale properly on my 4k screen3
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Holy shit! I just finished Maniac and it is so fucking amazing, I can't even speak. A must watch for everyone lol.2
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Spending hours in conference explaining app to customer and the only question you get afterwards is: when will it be finished ?
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So freaking tired of being asked "when will the building be finished?" when I have received neither blueprints nor bricks.
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Just finished the first week of my internship in the fucking best software company you’d imagine. Wow, these companies really exists...3
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!!!rant
I'm finished with university for this year, so I can finally dedicate all my time to work and personal projects. Knowing that I can do whatever I want because I won't have to wake up at 7am... I feel GREAT! Now it's 4am, I just finished a section of a project, and I don't feel tired at all. FUCK YES! -
Project Lead in the morning: This one story needs to be finished till 2pm for the QA department.
Me: No problem, everything is finished and there is only one test case open. It should be finished in no time.
Also me: Spends 7 hours of intensive lagacy code debugging to find out why this shit isn't working sometimes. Try to fix it, broke some other things. Retested all cases and found 3 other minor bugs. End of the day, story is still not finished.
Now: Project Lead is mad, QA guy is mad, I am mad.
Conclusion: I hate debugging legacy code and I never again trust the last open test case!!2 -
Got my xaml datatemplates finished, models and design time data all done ... Now for some whiskey 😁2
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f*ck. I hate myself. I could've finished my assignment in 3 hours, and now it f*cking took me 7 hours because I get OCD and I'm too slow to f*cking do it. And I'm still not finished!!3
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What are you guys reading?
I just finished Rich Dad Poor Dad and gonna start the art of learning by Joshua Waitzkin.7 -
Found myself uttering profanities before the SQL update finished. I had just assumed I left out the where clause... but I didn't !
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Started the weekend early. I finished everything with 15 minutes to spare. And I learned how to create aliases for more than 250 Oracle tables without having to create each one individually. I finished the day, and a stressful week on a high note. Satisfied.
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Just finished my Web Dev internship!! i'm so cheeeringg!, What i can say is from experience it was definitely fun meeting many new faces ,making some new friends and working with some great technologies :D6
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!rant
For people who actually finished or published their pet projects.
How do you plan it?
Time wise, and setting project limits.7 -
When someone does a not-very-thorough mass rename but doesn't check if it causes problems in already tested sections.1
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Do you Know Some Good Publish platforms to publish My Not-finished at all application ?
(any one wants to collab is welcome)9 -
I just finished a hackathon that actually turned out to have been a pitch contest. They invited me to work my ass off for the whole weekend and didn't even bother to ask for the finished project.
???2 -
!rant at all.
Finished my first week in my new DevOps Engineer role. Feels good, and I'm loving the change of pace.1 -
FUCK!!! Had my cordova app set up nicely in Phonegap build, and now something has updated in their platform (or the author of the broken plugin) which is breaking the whole compile!1
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When you don't commit anything until after 48 hours of work.
I was just ready to get this feature finished so I could finally get some sleep, and in my persistence, I neglected to commit every once in awhile.
Now I've finished the feature and have all of these changes; I had to explain myself in the commit description.
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[java] INFO [Initialization:101] FINISHED. The initialization took: 0d 00h:12m:00s:753ms
[java] INFO [Initialization:101] FINISHED. The updating took: 0d 00h:48m:01s:396ms
BUILD SUCCESSFUL
Total time: 72 minutes 51 seconds
... new (negative) record
... just fyi: no tests have been run, just a regular "hybris initialization" on monday morning ...6 -
Just finished a small project and don't know what to code next. Any suggestions? (Web / server based applications)4
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It's Wednesday morning and I almost finished my weekly working hours.. but still had to move today's deadline.
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Finally finished the model deployment and it fuckin works!!!
belle bouteille viens ici que j’te caresse ~~~ -
When I finished playing the Half-Life series and decided that someone should make it go forward.
The dream continues... -
Finished planned tasks for personal side project early in the morning and overall the day started on a positive note.
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Sprint retrospective rescheduled, which means I can do actual work.
(Which I should have finished by now, but alas)2 -
Netflix "Smart Downloader" downloading 4 episodes of a TV show. That I already finished. Fucking Smartass
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When you finally get to sign a project off as finished, after the client has changed the goal posts 50+ times.
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Finished vocational training! :) Fulltime front-end guy now. #happy no hassle with shitty school or something anymore - lets focus on side projects again :)
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Typical programmer on tuestay meetup with managers and PO: "Yeah it is done, it just needs to be finished completely."1
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I don't, I just try to ignore it :/
Having only one finished, complete, project being in Firebase, node and Vue doesn't give me much confidence... Even though I have quite a bit of experience in UE4 and Unity I have never finished a game. So I know my shit, but I can't prove it ._.1 -
Haven't finished it yet but just doing it has helped me land an internship in the field I want to work in.
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Just "finished" FF Mobius (Chapter 4).... What a fucking waste of time/4 days... Should've just watched the cutscene videos on YouTube
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That amazing feeling of a finished side project, which is also uploaded to Maven central! Woooooo :D1
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An update on my ai web app. It’s coming along nicely. The authentication piece is completely done. The question generation is halfway finished. I just finished the ask AI piece. It’s still ugly, but passable. I need to figure out marketing. It’s that much closer to being ready to show off.5
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You know, i just finished writing my term paper, the topic was how AI won't take our jobs XD nice coincidence2
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Finally finished my 21h shift...Deploy on production is tomorrow...Back to the chair in a few hours.4
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Hey look! I just finished configuring my window manager, better change it to a new one and start configuring it...1
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Just finished a WP chatbot plugin with dialogflow.
implementation took a while week and many pains in arse.2 -
Monday my last exam (maths)...
Will be happy if it’s finished. Will be able to continue developing apps.2 -
3 years of development career and finished college.
He still doesnt have a feeling what progamming is. Just so that it works.
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