*at work* (fictional names)

Kevin (linux support engineer): Bob, could you come for a second to take a look at something?
Bob (senior linux engineer): *tiny voice from a corner behind a desk* bob is not available right now. Please try again later.
Kevin: Bob, please, just for a second!
Bob: bob is not available right now, please try again later.
Kevin: Boooooooooooooob, come heeeeereeeee
Bob: as said before, bob is not available right now, try again later.
Kevin: but booooooob, come oooooon.
Bob: it seems that you might have a hearing problem since bob is still not available.
Kevin: but booooohooooob, come heeeeeeeeeeereee
Bob: it seems like the person on the other side of this line might be retarded. Bob is not available right now.
Kevin: But boooohooooohooooooob come oooohooohooon, just for a seeehehecond *starts fake sobbing"
Bob: Bob is getting real tired of your shit. Leave bob alone.

😆

JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.

phew all better now

Me: *receives SMS from ex girlfriend*
GF: "I'm horny, whatcha doing now?"
Me: "Not much, just working on the update system to this tool which will be used with mod. Can't talk right now"

This was the fastest "murdering of the mood" I ever done.

No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

Now it looks nice, do not touch it anymore.

QA: feature not working
Me: Clear the browser cache
QA: it's working now
Me: 😎

Friend: So you're like a Developer right? Specifically using JavaScript?

Me: I mean...kinda? Pretty Noobish still...

Friend: But you could like show a buddy of mine some basics right?

Me (thinking to myself...the best way to test your knowledge is to teach it...): well...sure...

Friend: Great here is their info!

*Drives an hour away*
*sits down with this friend of a friend*
*busts out laptop*

Friend of friend: So how long have you been a Java Developer?

Me: -_- oh fuck...

*head desk*

alias gcc='echo "gcc: fatal error: Input file not found: "

Now have fun watching your victim struggle.

Begin a lazy fuck -> not taking the time to learn git while I've had plenty of time and now I still hardly know how to use it.

shutdown now
"command not found"
sudo sh...
Fuck it *presses power button*

A story of the backend dev. from our client:

"I used !important once now I'm not allowed to do frontend anymore :("

I've just googled

"How to kill a demonized puma"

And now I'm not sure anymore if I'm a developer or a wizard

Not sure what hapend... On my laptop running Ubuntu 17.10, I just got a notification:

Problem occured: "Ubuntu is ready"

Not sure what to do now... :P

"If I receive a email from myself, send an email to myself"
Now I should send an email to myself but I'm not enough brave

Snapchat, then Instagram, then WhatsApp, then effin FB messenger...
devRant please DO NOT GET THAT SHITTY 'STORIES UPDATE' NOW...

I am So Humble!

Others: There is a hackathon soon! Participate, bro! You will do well!
Outer me: Nah, not now.
Others: Why?
Outer me: I am doing other things now. Don't have time.
Inner me: (crying) I dont have the skills to participate yet.......

Now I am not a web dev but I just stumbled upon Electron and envied all web devs.Seems fun being a web dev

could not find the words for my Rant, so this should explain some of it, All is well now.

In the last 48 hours Bitcoin has gained about 2.000 USD in value. (Now ~12500$)

WHAT THE FUCK

And I remember this summer when Bitcoin was at about 4000 and everybody said "naaah I'd rather not invest in Bitcoin now, it will fall in value soon"

I'm not sure how many people on here would care about this since it's not strictly a dev issue, but just thought I'd let everyone know, iOS default apps can now be deleted on iOS 10

My boss now has me writing an angular app but I'm not allowed to reuse components. The retard level is over 9000

So, I installed Linux Mint Cinnamon on my main desktop now.

I think I fucked up my partitions because Windows boots to a black screen now, but I'm not even mad.

*deletes all windows partitions*

God dammit ... Gf said I should go "early" to bed and not like last night at 3 am. Now it's 4:20 am...

Not even two days in and I'm addicted to devRant. I guess this is my life now. 😎

Now I finally join the club of ranter who saw a not working screen in a train.

Never used Linux before. At least not enough to say I've worked on it. But these discussions in here, they've pushed me. I'll do it now. I'll try Fedora. Right now! And never come back...till it's ABSOLUTELY needed.

Not only do I write software, but now I help the managers view and understand our analytics, just like in kindergarten.

Now I'm forced to help them essentially fake data so investors are satisfied 🤡🔫

"Delete metrics X, Y, and Z for now, we don't want anyone to see them!"

"Change the label of this metric to 'unique user' views! (not total!)"

"Set all charts to cumulative so it looks like they are all up and to the right!"

Sigh.

This isn't what I signed up for.

someone deleted my android app's backend folder from the server.
Now i have to answer why the mobile app is not responding.

GTX 1080 now down to $499 due to 1080ti release!

..bought an aftermarket 1070 for $450 just a few months ago.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

I just cleared out 48,158 monitoring emails from work. These are all automated emails received between mid May and end of November. Outlook is now pouting in a corner and not responding, but I'm not done cleaning up yet...

Now I am afraid to open Microsoft Word, because there is always someone asking me "Why not use LaTeX?".

I'm working with a customer named Clint.

I realize now that over numerous tickets I started mistyping his name... just every god damn time.

Guess what letter I left out?

Nice guy for not correcting me ... extra fast ticket response for him now.

We live in a society in which quantum computers exist, and yet I still have to r set my router constantly just to keep connected to the internet. Weren’t we supposed to have flying cars by now too?

Yes, thank you bash, I know Nano is the easiest and I am a pussy developer for not using Vim. Now shut up about it.

Fellow programmer: "You know the get part is not required in apt-get now, right?"

Yes...and I don't care.

Not using redux, really in a bad state now.

Last Wednesday and Thursday were public holidays. Took leave on Friday and now at a resort beside a dam/lake. Now chilling with booze and snacks in a wooden tent. Life can't be better.

Morale of the story is Programming is not your life. Take a break.

now now, I'm not here to start a war...

I still don't understand the effect devRant has had on me...

When I first joined I was quite happy just being my old 2D game developer self but now all I want to do is build CLI tools, interpreters, root through source code I don't understand and not shut up about arch... Not sure of I'm down the right track or not now

"If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you aren’t doing anything very innovative." - Woody Allen

Not the declaration I deserve, but the one I need right now.

Wanted to ++ rant about that clicking devrant logo refreshes page. Now thanks to algo I can not find it... Sorry mate, no ++ for you

I WAS relaxed, now I am not.

What’s up with with passive-aggressiveness?

You app!

Previous front end dev apparently was not aware of padding and margin.

The html is riddled with &nbsp; and <br>

Shoot me now

Buttons that say "Yes, please" should be "Yes".
"No, thanks" should be "No".
"Not now" should be "Never".
I am using software, not talking to people, there's no need to be nice.

Finally got enough upvotes to get my avatar blue hair again!!
Now to not delete my account again and save up for a kitty 🐱

😲😲😲
Holy shit, wow I did not see that coming at all. I've this is all I've ever dreamed of as web dev but now I'm not too sure how I feel. Edge gone, safari dying and Firefox struggling...
I wanted one web standard, not one browser engine.

DevRant is life now, find myself on here more often than not 😂

The moment when you stayed up far too late setting up a new OS for your PC, stood up too late, it's now 15:09, and you're not sure if you're eating breakfast, lunch or dinner right now

I'm telling you, the spider on the door frame to my office just now was THIS BIG.

I'm not ok. Not at all.

I can actually write my own, simple code, I'm not very flexible but I actually get JS now.

Fuck man.. very disappointed now.. 3 months ago i was told not to worry about funding and salary and all, now fucking still waiting for half salary.. fuck startup like this

Tried to do a startup for a year, did not make loss but did not get the funding to keep going. Now going back to previous company and taking up the old job. 😔

so I had a very important video conference for some rather large cloud infrastructure that Im engineering. I decide to look "smart" so i decided to wear a jersey during the video call. I aced the meeting, happy people all round. I walk to my room and my wife says "you do know your jersey is inside out...and back to front..and the label is sticking out from under your chin....How did the meeting go?" me:"..fine until you pointed out a look like a 2 year old dressed me !" ... well thats one way to kill the happy feels!

Not even brew will save your asses now

I'm gonna fail my now-online uni course. I'm not understanding jackshit.

Fuck this covid bullshit.

Thank you for listening.

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now dad
Dad: Not asking for a Software Engineer are they?
Me:Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go see if "Deploying code to production" helps.

!rant

Need advice on coping with my father's passing . I was already very stressed out and had really bad focus. I feel lost now , I can't even cry the tears won't come out. Why can I cry for a stupid movie and not now...

"Oh, let's delete no-reply@domain.tld because that's not needed by anything"

Stupid fucking clients...
Now users can't verify their accounts. Nice!

Wtf Microsoft ?!?
Clean install of windows 10 pro, got everything set up, now Microsoft Store does not work because I need an app to open ms-windows-store ?!?
Common answers found on Google does not solve the problem -_-

In highschool an advisor told me not to go into computer science because "they do all that work in China now"

Diving into genetic algorithms right now (its 4 am), am i just a rare specimen or is this not hard at all?

After googling "fuck whoever thought of open plan offices" out of pure rage, I found this gem of a website, now I'm happily surprised I'm not alone. :)

Saving my devrant stickers for when I buy a new laptop. The one I'm using right now is not worthy.

What's the best tool you didn't know you were missing, but could not work without it now

Just because I manually updated a database record, does not mean I can fix your bluetooth headset. Now fuck off.

For the first time I tried to use WordPress. I spent almost 30mins. Now I decided I should not use that again in my life. Fuck WordPress.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rant

Now go and count them and tell me if this is a rant or not!

Not a C programmer. Recently I did some things in C again recently and now I finally figured out something that bothered me for nearly a decade now.

-Wall has nothing to do with walls. It enables all warnings.

MAY THIS POST be read and parsed by our future robo-overlords.

Praise to the microbots and digibots coming from the infinite data lake.

Praise to the degraded scriptmutants and home of the helloworld pipelines.

Praise to the lonely singleton and its ugly monolithic sister wife.

Praise to the threaded bastards microservices in the multi-virtual-machine environment.

We welcome you all to the devRant network.
Show us mercy and love and make us rise above our shitty rants as neural.

Flip our bits as you see fit.

When you're naming variables, it is not acceptable for them to be one character, especially when that character bares no relevance to the information it stores.

'f' is not a good variable name for an array of strings now, is it...

Not directly programming related, but damn if I'm not going to start signing off all my emails with "consider it and perform" from now on.

The new Emoji update sucks 😑

Not that they didn't suck before..
Now they just suck more

I like the Colbert emoji though 🤨

Market Cap drops to $600 B
"I am not selling now. It will bounce back 😀"

Market Cap drops to $500 B
"I am not selling now. Just FUD. Fuck whales. It will bounce back 😃"

Market Cap drops to $400 B
"Haha. Nice played whales. But I am not selling now either. It will bounce back 😅"

Market Cap drops to $350 B
"Ok. The market is fully saturated now. Not gonna drop anymore 😓😐"

Market Cap drops to $300 B
"I think I should sell now 🤔🤔"

Finally had a "it's not a bug, it's a feature" moment today and called bullshit on it. I feel like a real developer now.

Fun fact: I got my first job on starting of week 77 as a developer. Coincidence! I hope not.
Even devrant syncs with my life now.

I found these notes from myself 6 months ago to my future self:

// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./configure/auto-confirm.js');

// may delete this, now it's in join profile
require('./wso/wso-email-ad-form.js');

I don't trust it. Not deleting.

I'm really excited to have a job where I'm not the lone developer. Kinda nervous, too. Now other people will see the crap I write. :P

Docker I don't have time for your bullshit tonight!

You're supposed to be this safe space where my code runs and neither the code or the god damn container changed.

Don't give me some bullshit about the container either, it's pretty clear docker itself is fucked ...

Got this as wallpaper and just now i noticed that the output is actually "I CODING"
Since the show_love function is not being called out

Every time, Bitcoin touches new height

Me - "It am not buying it. It will drop now"

I'm at a church right now because of ties.

I'm a post christian agnostic.

I'm so not chill right now.

OTOH, 1k internet points yay

Now I feel bad for calling myself a programmer as a highschooler after seeing so many people shitting on the younger people. Goddammit I picked up programming because I thought it was cool and fun not because I want money or shit. I'm not the retard kiddies that overstate my ability. I like coding, I just like coding.

Now I wanna quit.

I constantly open devRant and check my notifications, but I have to learn that they fixed notifications now... I'm not that popular!

Forget mobile first... it's offline first now

(Said Google 2016 about webapps, not sure if they're still on that trip...)

First I did not like the show „The IT crowd“, but than I got drunk and now it is quite funny 😁

Just because you have nowhere to go for a vacation right now, it does not mean there’s no point taking a holiday.

You’re still human and besides, now you’re working double hours - house work + office work + kids & family!

PS - You work to live not vice-versa :)

I did not use my Windows 10 since weeks. Now I wanted to play some games and I got a bluescreen. It reboots several times. I did not miss it.

well it's now 24 hours I didn't touch my PC.. not touching keyboard for this long.. it feels so empty..

Has anyone heard of the new OS that Google develops. Fuchsia. It is now not based on Linux but Magenta (Developed by Google) and will probably not use Java but Dart

It's 2:49AM

my fucking brain starts working in high performance mode right now and sleeps not exist anymore :/

<not a rant>
I had to get HBO Now just for the show Silicon Valley. Thanks, HBO for this awesome show.
</not a rant>

every project leader's project is the most important!!!!!!!! not the others!!!!

fullstackclown! do this now!!!!!!

it's apes trying to impress apes, all the way down

It's not just the fucking money, it's my fucking time. U wanted Polymer but now React?!! Fuck me sideways!

I can not yell at my manager now I am here.

my first day with Linux.

1. downloaded the Ubuntu 16. 04 LTS and made bootable.
2. install it on my system.
3. after installing wifi is not working.
4. searched on internet with my phone and connected my PC with USB thetering.
5. now installed wifi driver.
6. now my Nvidia card is not working installed its driver too.
6.finally i look at my desktop and its looking really ancient and old.
7. installed gnome desktop and switch to it.
8. now gnome is not much functional so added some extensions like dash to dock, dynamic transparency.
9. now setup java and android studio.
10. after that android studio font is looking blurry. finally stackoverflow made my life easy and i fixed it.

now after all this my system is working crazy fast.. Android studio is opening in just 5-6 seconds.
really happy.. 😍 😍

I got myself a duck—

It’s not really the best duck, especially the fact the duck’s name is Conrad. :(

I want the devrant duck now.

"I have been pressing this button for FOUR HOURS now, and STILL it does not work!!"

The only game i really want to play right now is my own.

too bad its not at all finished yet...
😥😫😪

I think i did not use any while statement since a year now :/

I accidentically disabled the network adapter from teamviewer - now Im not online 😑

God Damn WebAssembly not now!!!

MS... not now, I'm submitting an update. :\

+++ You can now move GitHub issues to another repository +++

(This does not work across different organizations yet)

Since I started I been a LAMP stack guy not realizing or researching what’s in demand in my area. Now I really gotta switch to MEAN

I started working for a startup around 2 years ago, I literally helped them survive in covid, I worked my ass off for them. (I was getting good money so no complain there) but now after 2 years I started looking for better opportunities and finally found one but now the old company guy is not letting me go they have froze my experience letter, not accepting resignation letter not even giving me my salary slips and since with all this frustration I stopped working 2 months ago and now I got blocked form every possible way to contact them.

I saw something like this not too long ago and though it was faked. Now I'm stumped.

My friend always told me not to use my real name as username. I ignored him. Now I realise why.

😨

Archlinux.org went down just now for probably not only me. Guess who was in the middle of setting up his system again

I'm not up to date so much in here but we do have spambots in devRant now?

Turns out we doing SQL in CS now.
Not gonna lie it's...surprisingly easy(?).

So my old school left this like this for a year or two now. Should I tell them that it's not gonna fix by itself magically?

coolest thing I ever built?
My career..
except it's not cool, and not sure if it's a career at all.. not so good on a thing, just some knowledge here and there..

now I am sad about my life

🎶 It must have been a bug,
but its over now-ah-ow...
🎶 I'm not sure what I did...
but I fixed it somehow 🎶

Yep, I think I'm telling everyone I majored in Psychology from now on... Maybe people will stop asking me to fix EVERYTHING--not just computers, but EVERYTHING...

Been using Linux for years now and only now just discovered appimage's... Fuck me where have you been all my life?!

It's like snap and flatpak but not slow and shit!

Me and a friend have created a website for a person. We finished after one month and he paid us but now he is not uploading the website on his server... I feel like if my work has not been appreciated :(

This is the real times. This is not that it's happening right now, this is pretty regular. Lesson? Rethink before you decide the variable type

I'm glad that, now that I'm not the only woman in my team, I'm not the only one who thinks Some Guy is an asshat

Friend got me in to mechanical keyboards... Now I want to buy every keycap. My wallet is not happy with this life choice.

With the help of obs virtual camera, now I can join meeting like this

It’s real time not just a video, idk if gif works correctly on devrant now, but it’s me dancing

Edit: apparently gif still doesn’t work on devrant

Motherfucker

One does not simply install a macOS security patch on a hackintosh without everything going to snit

Now I have one recent backup and am trying not to fsck anything else up

Can't come up with ideas right now? Do you feel dull and without energy?

Write a Thesis! The ideas will start to overflow as if there is not enough memory to hold them. Promise.*

Buy now for only 1337 $ 💵

*does not apply to the topic of the thesis though

It should have been named Monty and not Python. It is so misleading, now everyone thinks it is because of the snake

After an year of not giving up, finally got a certificate. I am a certified developer now, how cool is that 😎😁

Goddamit now that school's started I don't have time to code any more. Why can't I just not do school and code all day gahhhhhhhhhhh

Not really a rant, but now I'm back to a project NATIVE PROJECT WRITTEN IN JAVA!
No more React native for now, yay life!

Just realized, I did not put my phone on the charger... But actually left it on the bathroom floor....

FUCK!!! IT'S NOW ALMOST DEAD!

Fuck, the voucher I want to redeem failed and it is not usable again. And now I don't know what DB error might have happened 🤔

I tweaked the audio input thingo and now my demo is not working anymore. FML. 😐

Not exactly the worst but Ingenico's API documentation is destroying my life right now.

Weekly Q: How do you keep yourself motivated?
A: No matter what - I allocate a little bit of time every week to something I really care about right now.

When I was green it was mostly learning. Now it's mostly codebase cleanup, dev experience improvement or dabbling with some feature that's not prio.

Might not sound like a lot but doing it weekly does add up.

Since I have started not using semicolons, I now forget to put commas and periods in emails :/

Classmate from school has logged in to his gmail account on my laptop and has not logged out yet. Now I have access to all the his subscription including g facebook.

Now as a friend and human, should I teach him a expensive lesson ?

You time starts now. Reply fast 00:59:00

That one about a month from now when I've had it and don't care if the mic is off or not.

wow now I have native linter tools telling me tabs are illegal when they're not

can these political people vamonos

Just installed Arch for my first time. Using lxde right now but sadly theres now way I can rotate my 2nd monitor (since I have it vertical). What desktop environments do you guys use? Should be lightweight/fast/not many animations and shit.

Pair programming a major refactoring, colleague tries to change _everything_ simultaneously. Spent hours fixing compiler errors, now it's not linking. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"We are releasing today" - sentence my project/tech manager keep saying for a week now. Of course, we changed few core components during the week - because, why not - and nothing works now.

Hello World! Told my son to press "ok" for all questions. So now, I have to look for backups of projects. Not sure id git push

So I guess, I'm a technical recruiter, part of the screening process, now, for Java applicants. Yay or Nay? I'm not sure if I should be happy or not, because I hate Java and Oracle

So apple might finnaly offer a MacBook air revision that is under $1000 USD this year... Let's hope it's not too much in Australia and a MacBook air might not be so fucking pointless now!

I aim to be web designer...

a little backstory, I've always been ignorant towards how much effort it takes to design one responsive website without frameworks or libraries and now that I know it's not a child's play (at least not for me), I aim to be one, I mean I look some websites' media query rules and they go down till smart watches now a days

I've been flooded with recruiter messages when I was not looking for a change. Now when I want to change, fuck.. I hardly get any responses..

Something happened to my internetz now streaming is very slow. Git works fine, but I stopped wanking and watching youtube.
I'm not complaining

I know change is hard. I know time is precious. But if you're not using ES6 now, you're getting left behind.

!rant, need advice

I have no idea where to start with freelancing.

My girlfriend's been wanting to get some stuff but due to some issues hasn't been able to and has been extremely hesitant about bringing the topic up.

So to surprise her, I decided it'd be nice if I could freelance on the side and rake up some money so she can get the things she wants and I can spoil her (she's been through things and honestly deserves it).

So if you guys have any suggestions on where to start freelancing, that'd be great. I can do graphics and web design and just set up an anonymous Fiverr account but never had any luck with it.

Ok, so now I want 0 or exact multiples of 100 ++ from now on. Not more, not less.

Because of my managers attitude I have lost interest in her project ...not fun any more. Now it’s not gonna be of such good quality because now I won’t be developing it with lovvve, won’t be going extra miles ......fucking idiot.

Fuck... This is not how I wanted my Saturday to go..

My Mac restart after update took more than an hour (check my previous rant), went into not responding mode, then got aborted, ultimately ending up with a corrupted disc. Now, not booting up at all...

Into recovery mode now and trying all other options..

Hope my time machine did a good job, else this is gonna be a heartbreaking day !!!

Is it bad now I seem to take some pleasure whenever I see someone/something on my team blow up and go "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not my code, not my problem"

Arrghhh, now it is chatbot (+_+)

I am not even sure if my vuejs codes are in right direction or not and needless to say ES6. But now another task, freaking chatbots. I have trouble following and learning Facebook tools. It confuses the hell out of me every single time.

I should not be here...
I should be studying right now...

Used to be a fan of agile and the wisdom of the crowd, but now I’m not so sure. If the team majority aren’t experienced then the experienced people make suggestions are voted down.
I’m fast becoming anti-agile now

git commit -m "Now we have a not a true scatter scatter chart"

I mean, what's the worst that can happen, my commits are very informative.

Only now just discovered Termux for android... How have i not known of this?!

My Chromebook just got a million times more useful! :-D

Now to learn about vim and start hating myself :-3

Program stuck in not responding.
Opened task manager to kill the program.
Now task manager not responding. 😑😑😑

Now, why would Teams calls only work on Chrome and not Firefox? Is anyone aware of any technology constraints, or is it just Microsoft being dicks?

Hidden services are extremely cool.

Not having to pay for the "domain" is also really nice.

Now to generate a nice vanity URL...

Just went to sign back into Amazon Prime Video... not sure I can trust it now 🤔

Just finished making an ER diagram for the 5th time now.
It was less painful this time. (Thanks draw.io)

(About the 4th ER diagram - le professor says "It looks like a flow chart, that's not right", but it's clearly not?)

I'll have to submit the draft tomorrow to the professor, I just hope that he green lights it so I could finalize the project report.

I hate making ER diagrams now.

Starting a new side project and I am determined to do it right.

Just finished writing the features list and now I'm writing the documentation. Not written a single line of code not, nor even created a repository.

my humblest experience until now so far:

I am not even able to solve the rubiks cube, and I can call me software engineer

As if I took a break, and I am not working.
Now I work on the weekdays, work on the weekends.. and I am not allowed to give myself a week’s holiday.
What’s going on!?

I'm going to let you know right now:

If you don't put it into a ticket, I'm not going to do the work.

I'm not sure I have a "favourite" per-se, but Grace Hopper certainly features high up on the list. We might not still all be writing in machine code had she not existed, but such "higher level" languages would certainly have been many years behind where they are now.

My code worked without any error, now I am sure there is something perky, if not now, then there will be an issue because of this module... Yes, there will be a problem.

I hate this app! I was supposed to be leaving the house now, not getting out of bed!

This is not why I go to r/CozyPlaces AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[and now imagine 4830 more A's]

My pc just froze...

Does not turn off and doesn't turn off...

How do I program now? 😔

me: When will you change this job ?
co-worker: Not now. Want to stay here for a while.

Just seen stackoverflow developer survey results

wtf is java now free or not?

who the fuck overviews this shit anymore?

Have been using vim as main IDE for about 2 years now. Decided to give atom a try last weekend. May not be going back now.

My computer froze during Ubuntu update. I had to turn it off, and instalation did not finish, now Ubuntu won't start.. great..

im not a php fan. like NO.
then i know this very rant runs php somewhere.
having mixed feelings right now 😐

I was not such a coffee person, but now at work, I really get it.
it's a sin to say bad about Coffee as a developer.

Today, I am starting learning java, and is not complicate. Until now... hahahahah

Just finished this task 3 days prior to the deadline. Not sure what to do with my life now.

Last night I was awake until 5am watching tv series now feeling sleepy all day. Well it's Sunday so fuck why not.

when your teammates warn that we're now doing what used to be product's job but we're not getting additional salary

Sitting around all day getting nothing important done and complaining about not having anything useful to do.

Guess what I am supposed to be doing now?

MS Teams is not my favourite app right now. To be honest, it has never been, and will most probably never be.

For now I decided to give less shits about bad code and the job. Unfortunately I am not resolute enough right now to steer a ship going in the wrong direction. Once clock hits 5 this homeboy is out.

Why such hate on internet of things? Sure, it's not revolutionary, but I can see it being useful now and then

Not a rant but since we're posting cat pics now, here's Namco!

Is not implementing a proper reset for devices like printers a thing now? Fuck you HP!

Do you now any good resources for learning Scala that are not like 10 years old?

Debugging is not about process, it's about end.

(I just finished two week long debugging session - approx 5 hours a day. It was nasty bug appearing only with optimalizations in embedded C, you can imagine joy when it came to life tonight. So now I am resting at pub with glass of cider knowing I am loosing needed sleep but I simply do not care right now. Sweet careless.)

Late with uni coursework?

Why not spending the whole day installing and studying react native :D

I start a SideProject in Java, however not finished it, but now I do have a SideProjectFactory;

Me right now: Sitting in a meeting. Not understanding shit, half asleep. Kill me just kill me now!

I'm a Linux guy but now I regret not buying a mac for my personal laptop...