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* Finishing up my English NLP for my App *
Me: Finally it’s ready. Now my app can understand everything that the users say.
* I get my first millennial user *
My App: Hello there! Would you like to ask me a question?
User: yesn’t
My App: * crashes *8 -
I work remotely. This means that sometimes I work with no pants on.
...ok I work with no pants on all the time.7 -
“My Boss arrived at work in a brand new Ferrari.
I told him: “Wow that’s a nice car”.
He replied:
“If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for ''Excellence'', I'll get another one next year”.”
Source:
Reddit
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. • r/Jokes3 -
I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to all the pressure at work, and my boss sat me down one day and said "Don't take it so personally, it's only work".
He explained that you simply cannot make all the people happy all the time, you can only do your best, and that is good enough.7 -
All my unit tests work, all my component tests work, why the FUCK does it give me a 'Verification Failed' error?
1 hour later:
Oh wait this is the wrong public key2 -
FML. All those "train your own object detection" articles can go burn in hell. Not even TFs pertained models work!
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Corporate proxies that block resources web developers can't work without are the worst, preventing npm and composer from working at all. Easier to work from home than at work.1
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Today I got told to stop using a repo and work directly from the FTP server.
Today sucked. That is all12 -
So today the Manager told my coworker that "going to the toilet" is an excuse. We all work from home, "eating", "shiting", and anything other than work is considered excuses.
What in the bloody fuckery fuck is this?36 -
We all have that kind of friend who is losing his shit , screaming , swearing , crying , whenever the code doesn't work as planned.
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Me: the websites now works on all devices.
Client: now make it work on IE6.
*1 week later*
Me: the site now works on IE6 too.
Client: awesome, now make it work on Netscape navigator 56 -
I work for a company that is 100% remote. Slack just went down. We're doomed, on Halloween of all days.3
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2007
Works in all browsers, except IE. Rewrite JavaScript to work in IE.
2017
Same but replace IE with Edge.11 -
My work recently blocked all social media connections on their network.
On the plus side, they missed devRant 😄2 -
“How can you work a job that makes you be on a computer all day??”
-someone who spends all day on their computer and phone anyway2 -
So IT just blocked all web browsers at work apart from internet explorer.....
I have been using it for 2 hours and I think I'm about ready to end it all....17 -
Holy cow 😯
DevRant web app got updated.
😥 Must resist to spend time on social media. Must resist 😑5 -
Hearing from friends and some family... "You don't really work. You just sit in front of a computer all day."8
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When you see this notif and realise that all the crap you put up with in work has been worth it... 😜
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My manager is so cool at work that he doesn't care if I sleep during office hours or even skip working for a couple of days as long as I meet the deadlines. All he cares about is getting the work done and keeping his team happy.
I abso-frigging-lutely respect him very much and like him as a person.
Unlike my friends' managers in other departments, he wouldn't assign me more work if I finished a project before the deadline.
I wish all the managers in all the companies realise work-life balance is important and act like him.10 -
Me: Why are all the devs leaving work early!?
Other devs: Microsoft Services are down.
Me: Okay I'll start packing.1 -
Thanks to all the sys admins and devs keeping the internet up and running through the holidays. It's a crazy time of year and I'm sure it only means more work for a lot of you at an already stressful time. So thanks again for being the glue holding it all together; we really appreciate your work 🍻
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Leaving for work before finding the source of a bug is the worst kind of stress. All I thought about the entire time I was at work 😭4
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That moment when you realise you sit in front of a computer all day at work to afford sitting in front of a computer all night at home.
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To the people talking about boats on the other side of the cubical wall, FUCK YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR 45 MINUTES! DO YOU WORK? I HOPE YOUR BOATS ALL GET RUST. I worked 12 hours on Sunday, got 4 hours of sleep, pulling a full day, then depending on how much work I get done work all night again. RESPECT MY QUIET ZONE!!! Uncouth peasants!13
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Was trying to be cool and wanted to delete all data on my USB stick using sudo rm - rf /*
Well, it deleted all data. But on my primary drive. So I ended up loosing all my work progress.5 -
Blehh
I just cannot stop falling asleep today.
Fortunately I finished all of my important work last week, so all I have left is trivialities. But I would still prefer being awake and chipper!7 -
I feel like a man out of time and space.
I can work from anywhere so I am nowhere.
I work all the time, and I have no time to work.
Hours, days, and weeks. They all feel the same. The gentle barrier of sleep that denotes when one day ends and another begins is barely remembered if observed at all.
What the fuck did I sign up for.4 -
When your friend do all the work and you're just sit beside him commenting on the UI like a fashion critic.1
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Tutorials w examples that don't even work. Would run into these all the time back in my Flash days, so frustrating.2
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F**king kaspersky found "malware" in development tools. Got scared clicked "disinfect"... F**king all days work "disinfected" from my project6
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I would like to share my gum collection at work. I like chewing something. I bought all of these though. We dont have free food in our work.
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Roommate: Filter it, would you please? (* Was talking about the tea*).
Me: Alright buddy, say no more. (*Names the signal that I was working on as "Tea".*)
(*Got the filtered output 😎*)
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I hate being on call when all directors and c-suite are unable to work because their systems went down.
At least they trust me and let me work. It's just stressful. -
So many meetings that we have pre-meeting meetings.
Tomorrow is the best meeting of all - the show and tell, where we can say we spent all sprint in meetings and did no actual work.1 -
Someone at work snuck something past the censors.
Our Hadoop servers all have "bigd" in their name 😂5 -
!rant
I've been struggling for the past year with:
Dev work
Ops work
"Management" work
This last month I made a decision, I don't give a fuck anymore and just gonna do my dev work which is the one I'm paid to do.
Never been better. Its healthy whem you let all those fucks go away :)3 -
Today, I had an interview with a development company that they request all developers to wear suits for work! From 10 to 7 o'clock, and no stable income salary, they work based on projects LOL!13
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When you didn't do anything at work all day, but you need to think of a lie for tomorrow's stand up meeting.8
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I work at the technology center of my school meaning I get calls if anyone has any tech issues. our school just changed all its computer to all-in-one computers. the day after I get a call from an instructor saying all the computers are missing.1
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I work slow and my work is delayed all because you keep on changing the design and the UX, adding more features and yet keeping the same deadline
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Sitting at work listening to music, doing absolutely fuck all right now because I ain't got no tickets! All the mfers need to answer me before I can work on their stuff.
Sounds great, no?
It's not. It's hell being unable to do work for me. I need to busy myself with doing random shit so I don't go insane.
Mhh, coffee...
Oh, by the way, Sir Jav'alot is still around too.
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In highschool an advisor told me not to go into computer science because "they do all that work in China now"2
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As DevOps it’s my duty to make sure these excuses no longer exist. Software should just work everywhere all the time
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Why is it that no one asks me for anything all day until 3 mins before I'm supposed to leave work?1
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We all know French people are known for their strikes and throwing down work.. but windows 3.1 still running at Orly airport? Do people even work?
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Few weeks passed, and I as a freelancer without job all I did was seek for one and couldn't find anything.
Now I'm overwhelmed with all the work and interviews I got in the past weeks xD
Never balanced...
No work at all, or too much work.3 -
Germans get made fun of for being focused on work and not wanting to have fun (at work).
But it's exactly what I like about them. I would join and work at a German company in a split second.
Fuck all the small talks and fun Fridays, let's just get the work done, get paid and go home and have fun at home.22 -
FINALLY after 48 hours coding. 1000 lines of algorythms ....
Managed to sync video playback on 30 Machines, didnt go to work "sick".
All this for a side project.
Doesnt possibly work they said....8 -
Do you ever get anxious and do some work to calm down but then you forget about time and stay up until 6am finishing two features which were due in a month?4
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"you got all that done in a day?"
that's what happens when you work *with* your framework instead of against it1 -
Makes a joke about my work laptop im getting that we should all invest in some game development so we need some new laptops (we develop prototype apps to validate ideas for startups and i never work on proper projects). I get to work and see this.. Omw im so happy..
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When a Client is supposed to send you sponsor icons for the new website and all you get is a single PDF file containing all of them. Why ??!! This is even more work to do for them ???!!!
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Hmm..... Do I have time before work tomorrow to watch all 3 matrix movies?
Screw it who cares. Marathon time!!!5 -
Just remembered that I forgot to push all day's work..
Now my scumbag brain is going to keep me awake all night thinking about all the shit that can go wrong...
Great1 -
I could start a cinematic universe with all the clowns I work with. The CCU. I'd probably get sued by @fullstackclown
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Fucking long week at work.. but its not all bad. Facebook stock tanking makes up for it. Bahaha fuck em3
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I get anxiety when I have no work for days,
I am like the fuck is wrong with you body. You’re suppose to be chill, not a monster that wants to work all the time.5 -
I COULDNT GET THE WIFI TO WORK, THAT WAS ALL, AND NOW THIS SHIT fuck it all I'm going to bed then waking up and switching to an Outdoor Leadership degree.
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All week I was too tired to work on my projects in the nights.
Now it's weekend and I'm still tired.2 -
FINALLY, all my dreams have come true, now I can totally say I don't really miss Linux all that much (although I work with Linux all the time, as all my VMs are on Ubuntu).
Obviously, Microsoft has a port of the ssh client and server on windows.
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When, for the 100th time, you see the git commit comment:
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Multiple all-nighters (all day every day):
1) Working, studying and developing an Android game as pet project. Last few weeks before release (yup, I've set a deadline for a pet project) my day consisted of uni, work, more work and 4-5h sleep.
2) Having worked on my thesis (Development of a CPU/SoC + Firmware + Linux kernel) and actual paid work. In parallel. Because, you know, I need to eat and pay rent and shit while I'm writing the thesis. And debts at that moment were not an option (still made some). All-day all-night all-week. After submitting the thesis I went to the doc and enjoyed 2 weeks of doing nothing.
3) Sometimes on my main open-source project after regular work hours. If I have the motivation and ideas that I want to check out or prove it gets late/early too fast. -
I have a more than average paying job. Cool manager who is okay with almost anything I do .The work place and colleagues are awesome but I'm not getting any work. My title says SE but all I do at work is play. Should I leave this place or stay and work on my side projects?7
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The biggest challenge I face at work is having to sit in one place and work all day. Office feels like a prison. I miss working from home.2
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I distinctly remember all of us discussing how we prefer to work at night. I worked through the night and now about to work through the day. Now it's all a blur and I feel numb inside. This voice keeps saying "you are just a machine" and then I wake up with qwerty stamped on my forehead and the music bringing me back. Time to work!2
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When you change one line of your source code and all of the rest of code don't work any more. Fucking Shit!2
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Anyone else have the issue where you have to pretty much do nothing all day as there isn't any work ?12
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Fuck CORS.
Three hours into trying to make it fucking work... YES BROWSER I ALLOWED ALL ORIGINS WHY DONT YOU WORK 😭😭4 -
Pressure that wasn't there.
I thought there was work pressure, but it was all in my mind.
I'm coding well, getting better everyday.1 -
Wearing headphones all the time and deliberately ignore everything what's being said & is happening in the office unless it affects my work1
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Took company's laptop to vacations, because it's lighter then may gaming laptop rig.
VPN works seemlessly, all my intranet work is accessible even away from the country >.<
I guess I'm a bit of a work junkie / bitch ? -
Battling though multiple health issues, was not able to concentrate on work at all for last 3 months .
But still got a good evaluation and salary bump. I feel like I didn’t deserve it at all
There are so many things in head, just want to be healthy again so I can work at my 100%3 -
Well, not all people close chrome tabs after work, some close Firefox tabs too. You damn browserists.6
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Dang it all to hestia. I was feeling lower and lower then I realized I wasn't exercising like at all. So I got to my walks again at work and went to gym after work. I feel like a million bucks!2
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Wrote some code. Didn't work.
Cleared all build caches, deleted project files and re-opened the project from scratch. Code still doesn't work.
Copied the same code over to a new project. Works.
I FUCKING HATE DAYS LIKE THESE!!!2 -
Nothing is worse than doing all the hard work and thoughts, while people just think you’re over exaggerating the problem...3
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started on the new job today, and to be honest I'm a little depressed about the technology we make.
i have this class in college about the history of technology and my professor called technology "the science of productive work". is that all there is? make tools so people can work more? is that all there is to life? it's fucked up if you think about it at all20 -
When you find a fix that is consistent and covers all edge cases, then your teammate writes two different work arounds .
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Why printer services is stuck in time?
The windows printer spooler is old like my grandma. He fuck all the time but nobody wants to recode it ? I need to search for old driver a day long to make it fucking work at 10%
On linux generic printer driver do the job but cannot do all the things you want
Why is so fucking complicated all the time ? ( Don't think that scanner work you don't have de correct driver )
Solutions printer share the code for how de fuck i work ?2 -
I always want to work on a bazillion side-projects but don't have enough time because college, work, etc. Now that I have all the time in the world to work on side-projects I have zero motivation and just waste my time on YouTube.
This sucks.9 -
You fucking piece of shit, how do I get you to work, I literally installed all libraries, 7-zip, everything, fucking work already
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You're working on a project, your boss has set you tasks to complete. You complete all the tasks and make pull requests of all the work you've done. Your boss is busy and you don't know what to do next? What do you do? Is it unethical to work on personal projects in work hours, because you're not being paid for that? How do you find other stuff to do?10
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When you spend 3 days on Xamarins shitty ServicePointManager for HttpClients and final get it to work on all devices
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Happy Holidays Everyone 😘. Hugs & Kisses to all of you this season. No work allowed - treat yourself.3
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Holy fucking shit are email clients bullshit.
I don't know what happened there but if you thought the chrome-firefox-ie-egde gaps back in the days were sick - let me tell you.. email clients are made by the devil himself. All of them. All of them? Yup. Because he made some of them being owned by apple, working beatuiful and no weird stuff.
But on the same end he made some of them owned by microsoft and their office Studios. They use the word engine to render html emails. Read this again. Read it without starting to cry in agony.
But thats not enough. Let's make some of them use an ie-engine and the mac os variants going to use some webkit based renderer. This way there will be no valid ruleset to make it look good on all of them, isn't this great??
Now this might be hell already. But lets pour more salt into these wide opened wounds.
Let there be Germany and United Internet, owning trash like Web.de and GMX, whose android clients going to work completely different across Android and app-versions!
Once you've mastered these, let me introduce you to gmail. Lets take only the body node of your email and do some fuck up with it, so you have to display a non-responsive variant on mobile.
Now you might be thinking "but there are web-based clients, they'll do good ain't they?" Long story short: fuck you.
Not enough.
Let's go back to ms.
Hey dude lets make it possible to scale up your whole system. So old people can read shit better. And now the funny part: let's make it so that the word rendering engine, rendering emails goes completely mayhem on your mail, so it looks like a completely different thing! (:
If you ever receive a newsletter in your inbox and that shit looks like it's planned to look like.. appreciate that shit. Sacrifice a virgin as thanksgiving for it.
TL;DR:
E-Mail needs to die. I'm doing this for over 2 years now and this shit needs to stop asap.2 -
I don't still understand why I leave work with an unsolved bug, when all I'll eventually do is think about it!2
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All code and no tests makes a software buggy, hard to maintain and a pain in the ass to work with.3
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@all freelancers
How did you get your first work, I am struggling from a month to get one.
Amy suggestions??17 -
It's 1:15 AM and I just got gome from work after 16 hours working on some really difficult mission critical things and deploying.
I think it's 16 hrs, my mind doesn't really work anymore. Good thing I drove home safe...1 -
Spending all morning working on personal projects cause the work your boss gives you is bullshit lol1
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!rant
How do you guys deal with tiredness? I mean, holy shit, I feel so fucking tired all the time that it's starting to affect me at my work! Is it because I'm in school while I work? Is it because I don't get enough sleep? All I want is this FUCKING TIREDNESS TO GO THE FUCK AWAY, HOLY SHIT!14 -
I have played different roles on different companies and all my mother says to people is that I 'work with computers', same for friends that work on manufacturing or as sales engineers. It really pissed me off.
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As a dev (all kind of dev ) what is something you struggle with in a work environment? Or at home?8
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Why are the requirements changed at the end of the day and make the developers work all night. I am not your goat.2
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Fuck this job !! i prefer to sleep all day long than go to work and hear my boss' annoying voice .3
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Does it bother you when a co-worker keeps talking on phone all day long and it's not work related? It bothers me.5
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Does anyone actually fucking know how certs and provisioning profiles work for large iOS teams without using the cancerous auto provision checkbox? Are we all just fucking it up all the time??3
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That moment when you start your day reading an email from work and it sucks all your energy out...1
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To all the freelancers, are you able to wake up in the early cold morning to work? i find it really difficult12
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We have all run the same code although it didn't work the first time. And it never worked the second.😂😂
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Best feeling I've felt all week: Even though I don't have time today to install it, I got Wi-Fi on the minimal install ISO of Gentoo to work with almost no configuration. My shitty ass dongles actually work???
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- Understand programming and how the software work... then choose whatever programming language to build it, it is just Scripting after all.
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Am I the only one spending like 70% of my work-time tweeting and the remaining 30% coding like crazy at super fast speed?
And still make it all work super properly :D3 -
I'm in the ER being held overnight. Buy I still cannot stop stressing about the work I missed today. As well as all the work that needs done by Monday. Why can't I ignore work even while an the hospital3
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There's a tech job fair happening today, and I either have to leave work early or just not come to work at all to be able to go there. I really wanna get a new job, and I might regret it if I don't go there. Should I not come to work?20
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I'd love to work for NASA or Space X and be one of the first to colonize mars. Should that not work out, I also really want to work for Google and do some freelance work on the side maybe. And all of that is only true if by then I haven't created the next big tech thing.
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We had a meeting where all the devs on a large sprint team were told they must attend late that evening. The gist of that meeting was 'well done your all working hard and done some good work but we have over committed so work harder!" but they took an hour and a half to make the point.
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Just those days when there's no work and then there's a flood of work. And all high priority. Can't understand how the fuck they always end up like this.
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I work on my high school's tech team but all we do is hardware replacement work which I've been doing since I know how to read disassembly instructions. (I was a bored destructive kid)
I thought I was going to enjoy work and learn. Now all I do is work with immature children who know nothing and learn programming on my own when we don't have parts in
Also attempt to educate my 'coworkers' when we do have software issues I know about -
at your workplace, do you get to work on different languages or do you all stick to just one language?
is there anything wrong with being jack of all trades?5 -
Next month I am going to work as a tester(1rst work in IT), have no expiriance at all.
I would like to prepare, but what should I prepare for, what should I learn/repeat/exersice?
Thx12 -
!rant
In the past 2 days I worked a lot, now I slept 12 hours straight. I don't have any tickets left, and the manager told me to have fun. I haven't felt such freedom in a while.
(The project will be late by a year in February, so until now I always had at least 2 urgent tickets related to topics that I've never heard of before.)1 -
When we did a chatbot in my computer science lesson and seeing all the different attempts at it to work around problems1
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When all your work is due, and you're busy as all get out.... And there's /literally/ a fire drill 😡2
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when you want to keep the code clean, but you are about to say "fuck it" it needs to work that is all....
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Work: yeah we just all use the prod credentials for s3. Just use the dev bucket.
Me: ummmmm..............2 -
Great my team just got dumped with all the other teams messes and incomplete work! Great sprint planning guys.
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The struggle continuous... should I work on my personal website or just PlayStation all night long?3
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Bug in the Webapp
(maybe its already been reported before...)
If you load the new top feeds
https://www.devrant.io/feed/top/day
https://devrant.io/feed/top/...
https://devrant.io/feed/top/...
https://www.devrant.io/feed/top/all
the button "more rants" opens
https://www.devrant.io/feed/top/2
This URL doesnt work. Its reloads page 1 of the "all" feed
https://www.devrant.io/feed/top/all
The links
https://devrant.io/feed/top/...
https://devrant.io/feed/top/...
https://devrant.io/feed/top/...
https://devrant.io/feed/top/...
don't work ("page not found")4 -
that moment when you can’t figure out to make a certain functionality work, and after a bit of research you find out that you’ve been doing this all wrong so you delete all of the code and start all over again.1
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Would you still do your current job even if you had all the money in the world to not work again?14
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OMG I hate html2pdf.
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ENORMOUS SPACES EVERYWHERE ?! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT IF I STARTED TO PAINT IN WHITE ALL YOUR WORK ? WELL NO BECAUSE YOU DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF !9 -
Immutability is nice and all, but there are languages and tasks where it really doesn't work as well as it should.
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Started work on a language interpreter and all is going well, until I realise I still need to implement a way of reading and executing code blocks and work out if statements... Ah fuck...11
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PSD2 ist already annoying. Yesterday was the start day of this new ruleset, but now it is just annoying, because the app I use for all my bank accounts across all banks currently doesn’t work with it...1
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*NSFW* Big up to all you developers that work from home... I hope you've managed to overcome *that* stage. https://youtu.be/KGg1567fzTY2
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Whenever I bring my laptop to do personal work during lunch, I have to work through my hour. Whenever I don't, I have all the time in the world. :P
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Today one of the guys at work said
"The dev server goes down because we make changes all the time - continuous disintegration" -
Coworker : Hey can you check out why all the links in the project don't work ?
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Working in IT all day at work (not coding), yet I am excited to come back home to code and learn new stuff I don't do at work... Difficult to resist, too much cool stuff out there every day!!!3
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Boss tells me: "It doesn't work. I tried yesterday." I screenshare with him. He performs the action. All works good. My migraine intensifies... -.-2
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man f*** ecom jobs. it's boring, the same shit all day. Nothing new. All they care about is how money they can work out of you.
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Not starting on work until I barely have enough time left. Then pulling multiple all nighters to deliver on deadline
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Problem with product team meetings is that software talks for 4 minutes maybe out of the hour but then gets assigned all of the work. Then get yelled at because we didn't do any work while they were assigning us all the work. I hate meetings.1
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Let's just say that I hate configuration of any kind.
AWS IAM, Cloudfront... it all makes me want to end it all.
Why can't this stuff just work?4 -
https://youtu.be/7gvmzWPUHmY
All these things work so well
Why is anyone doing poorly anywhere ?
Could you imagine if we had to do this all by hand ??8 -
I was given a project at work, and instead of committing a src directory, all of the work the person before me did was in the compiled dist directory. fml1
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I have a pun ban on work this week, apparently I have used it all up. They are always bringing me down..
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I did basically nothing today at work, because my seniors refactored/restructured the project all day and I was not allowed to work on any issues, becausebecause it would just cause conflicts
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When you read a requirement wrong and can start coding all over again after an afternoon of work...2
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If AI steal all dev jobs, it's probably already taken pretty much all other jobs too. So I guess we will all live work-free, with robots doing all the stuff and we get to enjoy life4
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We should all skip work tomorrow - I just wanna have sex and eat pizza tomorrow. I hate new projects plthhhe5
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Balance work and life? Recently? I’ve cut my number of friends in half. There’s been enough betrayal and petty bullshit to write a melodramatic soap opera.
I did have some work life balance once upon a time, but it’s been all work lately. Gotta get back to having some me time. Not all dev work necessarily. I’ve accidentally jumped in the real estate game with 2 feet.1 -
Does you all prefer lots of commotion when you work?
Or do you prefer silence?
(I prefer full sensory deprivation, my wife has the TV blaring. Very interesting mix when we both work from home)6 -
Perforce just deleted all my work from yesterday and today. Apparently using the 'update branch mapping' feature is a bad idea3
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Last Windows update corrupted all system UWP (or how to name "updated" settings) applications and start menu does not work at all, awesome.
Reverted to a safe point, installed update again, same result 🤷♂️2 -
Thank you all advanced developers to make such great extensions !
2 extension modules needed, found in 2 days, with all the bonuses.
It's saving me weeks of work. And the show goes on. -
Hey all,
Small question, huge impact.
How the hell do I make Firebase FCM SDK work on Safari Web and ios safari ? -
Well here i thought i would have done work...and pooof its time to go home
All i did was refactor with and make PR...
*SIGH*
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When does a developer life turn into a nightmare?
I’m still an intern, senior in school.
All the work I had to do so far was easy, I would get a task to work on for a week and finish it in a day.
When does work really get challenging ?9 -
Just Realized... I have like 1 of every device... I'm a full on fence sitter...
iPhone X -- work phone
Huawei p20 -- personal phone
MacBook -- work laptop
Lenovo ThinkPad running Arch Linux -- personal laptop
Window Surface -- research/teaching laptop (use it when I teach and need to bring notes)
Gaming PC -- Gaming PC
And all of this took ~5 years to garner... Geez... I like all of these devices too (and sometimes i hate em) Holy...1 -
getting a detached head after an hour of not commiting and accidently erasing all that work while attempting to correct the problem. FML
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When you have to be at work becuase it's work, but you finish all your work in 1 day regularly, and it takes QA 2-3 days to get back to you.... Massive downtime.2
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Then you have shit storm of work all week and friday night is for heavy drinking to feel f-ed up all weekend to reset yourself for next week...
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all this fucking cloud sync bullshit on mac, iOS, and windows is driving me nuts... would all be fine if it only would work as expected -.-1
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Spent all not fixing someone's errors because they used XML and hard coded values, couldn't even work in the application I was going to work on1
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Right when everything seems fine, the startup company where I (used) work goes broken and all the contacts that may be a work opportunity switched from the programming area. Well.. Back to the personal projects, I guess (?)1
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Had to install .net 1.1 to try and get some shitty old db application to work. Still doesn't work, but it messed up all my wcf services. Fml. >_<3
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Stayed up all night to work up till 4am on a weekday to finish off some work stuff. Still, got told the next day you're exceeding deadlines smh.6
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So after a weekend where the first case in my city was discovered. So work has sent us all home to work. Been an interesting day so far.
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Im thankful that i have work despite the epidemic and all, but work is really just too much for me, recently too much work is given and i need to squeeze in 2days of work in one work day. It can really impact your thinking. It also makes me feel less incontrol of my life.
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Windows 10 forced update resetted all of my IIS settings at work. Took me half a day to set everything right again..1
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to be happy about weekend or to cry at all the work that needs to be done before heading to weekend1
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No issues so far as we working remotely from our homes
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I’m trying to work but the stock market is so fucking distracting right now with all the volatility!2
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When one thing append ( girlfriend bios brick ).. all the shit append at the same time ( HDD badsector, production fuk up, migration that work on local not work on production, etc ) this week is shit jezzz4
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Just came back home from work, realizing i have to do all of this all over again tomorrow and every next day....
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so i got offers to work as game developer,i think they are not a company but small indie dev and want me to join their team,the work is remote and they are using revenue share to pay me,my question is how to avoid or sue them if they gonna scam me,like when the project is done and they just dissappears,they give doc to sign and inside all is all abour privacy policy,work details and my signature9
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Spent all day fucking around with a tool, hoping to make it work, only to realize that I could just use Jinja templating and a cheap command line alias to render the template all along.
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