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Git : Can't pull because there are uncommitted changes.
Me : *check the changes*
Git : None
Me : ಠ_ಠ9 -
None of these people are real.
The “photos” are generated via neural network.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/...
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Me after a large Git merge, after expecting masses of merge conflicts and getting none. Life is good my friend.
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Stop buying domains that you don't use you fucking idiots. Can't find any domain for my new project. But none of them are being used. Fucking retards.16
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A sweet girl of my class asked me yesterday, if i can help her to refresh her IT skills. I said "yes ofc im glad to help" . Today she repeated it, while whole class was listening. Other classmates said" yeah good idea we want to join"
Well, fuck it..39 -
Enough of Linux stickers! Here are some stickers of products which I barely recognize half and use none at work 😅
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Random post on linkedin...
"Jack of all trades, master of none"
Being a generalist does not make you a master of none.
You are at a position to apply your diverse yet relevant experiences into a singular objective. This makes you strategic and holistic.
A jack of all trades, a master of integration.3 -
All these fortnite plyers thanking the bus driver but none of them thanking their graphics drivers2
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Emojis can make messages playful, fun, exciting.
Your documentation and commit logs should be none of this.
Keep your emojis the fuck out of them.13 -
It is always a good thing that none of your clients websites got hacked but your own website got.
Today's gonna be a long day.2 -
Most horrible part of my life:
Boss: Hey J make an android app where people can access my website.
J: Why not just use the browser on your phone?
Boss: Because I said so.
J: Ok, you want me to make an android app for your website whilst editing photos and videos for you? Can't you get someone else to do it?
Boss: Just get it done.10 -
Because of DevRant:
Now hiding..
.titanic {
Float: none;
}
Within all my company code files just to annoy my co-developer2 -
My software has been attacked by internal hacker to test my software for safe holes, they found none and did not get through 😁4
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Why its so hard to understand that - not always... - frontend devs will give you a sweet ui with medium back end and back end devs are gonna give you a medium ui with sweet back end?
Why can't we just do what nature made us good for and work in collaboration?
Fuck7 -
When my comment on someone's rant gets enough +1's for some sweet stickers, but none of my rants had enough 🤔😥3
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//An okay long rant..
So i work at this small robotics start-up company I Copenhagen.
The first dumb part is that it only uses interns as staff, because then they don't need to pay people. (I am working part time, for free. Just to get experience (I am only 20 btw))
So.. I often get into an argument with my boss, since she is a designer with a "passion" for robotics (she has no clue how to do anything related to the work) But I often try to explain to her some current limitations in the staff, and what is possible for us to do, but she will never listen. She really wants us to design our own microcontroller board PCB, and she want it at the size of a coin. However when I tell her that none of the, non paid works has the experience or education to design such a thing, she never wants to acknowledge it, and it really pisses me off.
And her dad, who is the top boss, only care for esthetics when he is making a work environment, which is dumb when we just need to develop stuff...
Sorry if the rant was too long but had to get it out..8 -
I recently deleted a bunch of bookmarks from between 2002 and 2014. None of the websites even worked anymore.
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Customer complained that the site was not rendering as it's supposed to. After spending hours trying to fix the bug I saw that the customer had zoomed the browser which obviously broke the rendering.6
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Being that none of my family or friends code, it is nice to be here with others who are nerdy. What a great place5
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Walk down the street. Accidentally discover I'm in the way of none other than Stephen Hawking.
Not even lying about that.
Feel like a fucking rock star.6 -
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
*badum tsss* -
There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
This is really the stuff I have to deal on daily basis. -
You spend 2 hours debugging why content not showing up and end up seeing whole div class being
display: none;4 -
Thank you @dfox and @trogus for the awesome service you've built! And thank you for making my life less stressful! :)
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Doing an exercise in college. The lecturer provided random number generator code that continuously outputs the number 10. But that's none of my business3
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I have been telling my dietitian's advice to my code.
Run daily.
None of us really care to listen though. 😄 -
Previously, I rant in twitter but none of my followers understand them.
So now I am gonna switch here.
Please bear with me. (^.^)d1 -
I hate it when people put time into making their docs look nice but none into making them actually helpful!3
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At my job there is little to none documentation of the software. Software is from 2000 and updated since...
Imagine the features no one knows about.4 -
In a meeting with my new team I asked if they had a preference between tabs and spaces. None of them cared.
#notrealdevs4 -
Was hired as an intern, paid me the minimum wage, had to independently handle 3 large scale projects. Got to learn A LOT but was not paid enough.2
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Ever noticed whenever you actually need a friend, none of them can be reached?
Technology has failed me. Where is my robot companion?17 -
From Gitlab: "So in other words, out of 5 backup/replication techniques deployed none are working reliably or set up in the first place."2
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So I wanted to spread a struct in another struct to fill fields with the value `None`. Not what I expected when I googled "Rust spread into"..
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I’m currently learning development thru a remote bootcamp, I spend 80% of free time trying to build stuff and doing challenges. None of my friends understand or care, how do you combat loneliness/make friends when you’re a beginner? I’ve been to a few meetups but everyone’s way ahead of me. Bootcamp classmates are cool but none are in my city.9
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You know what really grinds my gears? HTML.
Specifically the fact that browsers report no errors at all when it comes to HTML. They just try their best to render what they're given and if you get unexpected results? Fuck you.
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Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? 💡
A: None. It's a hardware problem. 👩💻7 -
I was making changes in JS and it did not get reflected into the browser, spent 3 hours on it. Later realised I was making changes in the wrong JS file. Have never felt this dumb in my life.4
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How many project managers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just schedule a meeting to discuss the lighting strategy.3
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So apparently some major vpn connection providers got compromised some time ago.
https://twitter.com/hexdefined/...
https://twitter.com/cryptostorm_is/...
adding the fact that major enterprise vpn network providers had security flaws earlier this year
https://sdxcentral.com/articles/...
Sums up what was the major topic in security this year.
At the end I see something like cloud act that allows wiretapping anyone.
https://justice.gov/opa/pr/...
And when we multiply this by number of companies that have services in cloud that sums up privacy these days.
Non existent.6 -
Never did programming professionally so none yet and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon 😄1
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So how many programmers it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None
( Lightbulb is a class which got method screw(), so it can screw itself 😉 ) -
Finally, after a a few months...
A few months ago I started a personal git gui project for learning purposes. I wanted to learn C and Gtk on Linux. After a few days of coding I wanted to include the glade file in the binary, searched the internet and found old results with no success. Fast forward to today, I start yet another project without finishing my last one (this one is also c and gtk). I'm still having this problem with the damn glade file. So I keep looking for an answer and finds two solutions, none of them worked but when mixing them together it finally works.
Damn it feels good to succeed after trying/working hard on something you've struggled with. This is what keeps my motivation up. That amazing feeling of success... ☺️7 -
Am I the only one that enjoys cyberpunk 2077 on PC so far?
None of the bugs that I encountered are game breaking or annoying that much.11 -
When you do a deploy and none of the tests fail and you get more suspicious of the code than when a couple of them do fail.
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After coaching for Django Girls organization and GirlScript Summer of Code, it can be known I clearly have a thing for Django. So I decided to make a new Portfolio from scratch and this time, using Django (seemed a good idea as I wanted to migrate my blogs from Medium to the portfolio).
So, I made the project, got a domain name and hosted it on Heroku. Then it struck me to make my portfolio open source so everyone can use it to make their own! I am looking forward to add a lot new features and improve the existing ones. Here’s a link to it: https://github.com/hmangukia/...
Do create an issue if you feel something needs to be improved!
Projects, Blogs and Social Media handles can be added from the admin panel. If the user does not have coding background, the installation process might be tough. That is why, I am looking forward to add the Sign Up functionality so that the user does not have to go through all that hassle of installing and hosting the project.
If you are wishing to use this to make your Portfolio, please go through the installation steps in readme.md. I would be more than happy to help you install and host on Heroku if you get stuck :)5 -
Your code is:
⭕️ Comprehensive
⭕️ Well Written
⭕️ <!-- Informative -->
Check none.
Walking into another devs code. -
dBs, many db architectures everywhere. Yet still none can satisfy me until I pay a lot. We should all call them HookerDB
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That awkward moment when you tell your friends a programming joke and realize instantly that none of them is a programmer.
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None. As soon as I hear about a new trend I fear it. I fear the huge amount of Medium articles I would encounter...
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The fact that four to eight dollars a week could break me and cause me to lose my job before I've even started is a statement on how bad the american economy is, and what kind of future people have in america: none.
There is none.9 -
GitHub appears to be operating in some sort of time paradox at the moment as none of my recent commits are showing up.7
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Had to submit a form and couldn't because of some js errors. I hacked my way through with the console to submit none the less
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Being a social media influencer i.e. having a couple thousand followers doesn’t make you entrepreneur. Period.2
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I live coding but I feel lonely. None of my friends code and I don't have a girlfriend to spent time with .8
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none, no matter how easy it is im gonna tense up and not think straight. Im against the standard interviewing process to begin with3
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There are so many interesting and great things to learn in IT, but I have the feeling, none of these is taught at my university 😪4
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"In this API you need to pass the epoch in user's timezone."
WTF!! can this world be any worse...... how many epochs are there in this world?4 -
Copies the project from one pc to another,Android studio be like i should dump all the errors unnecessaraily even though there are none😒4
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I'm trying to reach Alice but none of my messages get through. Maybe Eve has something to do with it 🤔4
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Personal Opinion - I consider investing in stocks or anything related to that as Gambling. I hate it. Guess someone had a bad experience lol12
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I am soooooooooo much bored to start coding again after a small vacation 🥲 Is it the same for all? If so show me a way out 🥲15
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My team and I worked superrrrr hard for a client and help her build online presence, make graphic designs, motion graphics, Facebook posts, Instagram posts, digitalmarketing. After two weeks, she announced she is shutting her business down. All that hard work was for nothing.7
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Sometimes I get amazed about how CSS allows this kind of things:
.searchandfilter ul li:nth-child(1) ul li:nth-child(1) {
display: none;
}2 -
Hi developers.... so i just feel like posting this post
I'm a self-taught developer its been 6 years now and i managed to get myself a job this year at a tech startup and they actually developed this developer department just for me..... with the promise that if i manage to get this department up and running I'll get a higher position as the company grows
So it's been 4 months now and i think i'm doing exceptionally well as a developer since I'm the only developer in that organization..... and some how I feel like if i use my problem solving skills to work on other real world problems not just code and designing systems..... like bringing solutions to real none code related problems i could actually achieve more and make a big difference
but I'm actually learning a lot and hope i'll become more and do more within this organization and grab that top position role3 -
!rant
How many Programmers Does it take to Change a Light Bulb?
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None - It's a Hardware Problem -
$ python
Python 3.6.1 (default, Feb 2018, 42:06:66)
[GCC 4.8.2] on linux
>>> print(None)
None
>>> print("The ideas in my head are always better")
The ideas in my head are always better -
None of my exes believed at first, one can be twice as obnoxious as Sheldon Cooper without being half as bright.
At first. -
cowsay.
fucking cowsay.
all the nice models and none of them work.
the things we do when we should be doing something productive.
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So php7 deprecated all support for mysql none of my previous projects are working on localhost.Moreover,Ubuntu removed the php5 package from it's latest version . FML.17
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Decent family tree software that's capable of sanely organising photos, letters etc.
I'm sure none actually exists, web based or otherwise.2 -
Monday Motivation for Web Developers.
document.getElementsByTagName('html')[0].style.display = "none"; -
I'm reading a paper book right now, and it's eerie. My brain is desperately looking for pixels but finds none. I feel dizzy.7
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Now that I've spent a few ineffectual hours too many trying to get it working, I'm starting to think VS Code wasn't built for the purposes I wanted to use it for. I still can't get breakpoints working anywhere close to reliably. And I'd say breakpoints are pretty important.
On a related note, if anyone here has used VS Code together with arm-none-eabi-gdb, I'd love some pointers. I've yet to find any traces on the web of people doing that…3 -
When you need input from your seniors to run a script in prod and none of them are comming in to work that day :(2
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Happy Monday Ya'll, may your code be bug-less and JIRA unfilled.
(I know none of this will happen but damn it dream will you) -
A few months back, I had this interview with this guy to work at his startup. It was wonderful and he told me that I am hired (during the interview itself!). The position was of an intern as I was to start my co-op. So, to complete all the process with the university, I need offer letter to submit. The guy did not send me one, instead he sent an NDA. I emailed him explaining that I need an offer letter to submit to the university first before I sign any agreement. He stopped replying to my emails.
I had no other option so I contacted my university's co-op committee and explained them the situation. They contacted that guy and after that I get an email saying "We would like to move forward with other candidates".
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH REVENUE TO PAY, DO NOT CONDUCT INTERVIEWS. AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY "YOU ARE HIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" MORON1 -
So here is my take on a shitty teacher.
I once had a microcontroller teacher, who tried to teach a class of non programmers how to code, from a broken compendium. While he was teaching he would correct errors that he found. Most of the classes would be pure theory on C and no exercises.
Needles to say after the first two semesters none of the students could program, and over half of the class had left the school. -
the year is 2050. yet another shitty 'note taking app' has be released by New Generic Shitty HypeBro Company™
still none have been profitable
🤡5 -
When you expect that your rant is lit and wait for the notifications but it's not and there's none. L0L5
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So.. playing around with jquerys load() function because I'm trying to implement some updating functionality to a specific div. After researching a bit, it didn't seem like it would be too difficult.. but I could not for the life of me figure out why my template was not displaying! I tried testing with just some basic html and it worked fine. Even took a few snippets from my template and again.. it worked. As soon as I copy/pasted my whole template, the page renders nothing. I was seriously getting frustrated so I started entering the template manually testing each line. It worked until I got to this special div container I made.. went and looked at the css properties for it and..
display: none;
*facepalm*
I forgot I had set it to none because I was using jquerys fadeIn() function xD seriously?? -
MacBook Pro 2016, for people with little to none knowledge in what to expect from a PRO friggin product, who wants to feel like a pro.2
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WWDC or 2hours commercial
None life of code like the google io(first day)
“Developers conferences” are comming less dev and more marketing1 -
So this is the scenario:
A Database Error Occurred: You must use the “set” method to update an entry
This is the code:
$this->db->where('id', $id);
return $this->db->update('contractors', ((array) $contractor));
And it gives me the error A Database Error Occurred: You must use the "set" method to update an entry.8 -
Have you guys used modafinil to stay focus for long hours be it coding or studying. I worked 15 hours none stop3
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I read this today.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.1 -
Some topics are easy
Some are tough
If you understand all
You are the lord
but if you understand none
You are the RAM1 -
Every time I see posts about api's changing I wonder if none of those companies uses api versions, or simply deprecate functions before removing them...1
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Who made friends here at devrant?
Cuz I made none and I would love to have some Dev friends over the world.... 😄14 -
Yeah, I have some friends, but none of them appreciates Yeoman like I do.
Fuck, they don't even know what it is. 😡😡😡1 -
As my internship’s over, I cannot work before receiving my PGWP.
I am wanting to volunteer but its funny I’m not able to find active organisations who need volunteers. My skills are but not limited to web development.
Leads would be appreciated! -
My previous workplace was toxic whereas my friends and family were encouraging and always cheered me up
Now, it’s the other way around2 -
Worst: Not landing a decent job
Best: dev-wise, none really.
It has been a rather shit year, really.14 -
This "I'm complete idiot" feeling when you try tons of different things to solve a problem and none of them works.
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Alternate job if I weren’t a dev:
Painter (but won’t excel as much)
Bartender (would still like to try my hand on it) -
I had this amazing friend during my Bachelors and I think because of her I started to learn programming.
Long story short, IT(not just IT though) curriculum in India is shit. So you do not really get to learn during your college. It’s completely on you and how you self teach. This friend who I am talking about not just learnt all this and did research for herself, but she tried to teach and make others aware as well. She organised DjangoGirls workshop in our city where I participated. That’s when I really started learning stuff useful in real world. -
What is the difference between a hacker and a phoenix ?
None, they feel both alive again when they are back from hashes. -
I'm all spooked out. I just added complicated JS code in a massive block, doing something complicated, using syntax that I wasn't sure about.
Load the page, smugly expecting like 200 errors. None.
Alright...
Run everything... it works.
WTF.
It's all balanced out though, because then python started freaking out with the wackiest motherfucker of an error I've ever seen. (A pointer to a function magically turning into None) -
Trained a hand digit recognition model on MNIST dataset.Got ~97℅ accuracy (wohoo!).Tried predicting my digits,its fucked up! Every ML model's story (?)3
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How mamy programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?? None!! It's a hardware problem!!! Old one but best one :D
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Which is your favourite compiling CSS language for development ?
• none (CSS)
• SCSS
• SASS
• LESS
• ???
My is SCSS.13 -
I see people working with Atom. I assume none of them are dealing with even moderately large files. Codepen has better performance.6
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Read The Docs!!!
Read The Docs!!!
But none of y’all have read the ECMAScript Specification.
Don’t even get me started with W3C… Just stick with your W3Schools5 -
I asked a question on StackOverflow for the first time since none of the previous answers solved my issue. Nobody is answering. Should I be scared?4
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when you are trying to fix something for another team and they have 3 dev environments with none of them in sync with the git repo
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TFW 'this' in functions loses its context when in promise chains and none of the blogs mentioned it :^)1
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So funny when who people try and jump in IT related conversations saying “Ah yeah, ....xyz... I’m a programmer” do not know what Git is :)3
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Ok - so we’re redoing the whole project / none of us are going to do anything useful - and the hard deadline is Friday.
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I was talking with my friend on call who was grocery shopping and was confused which icecream to buy. I suggested him to get Chapman’s Frosty. I started seeing advertisements of Chapman’s all over Instagram after. Kinda scary.
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An app for space: articles, games & quizes. Also a portal which acts as a bridge for space enthusiasts and space organisations.6
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is there a way to meet people with interests in developing other than local clubs because there are none where I live
noteForPeople:I am 13
Email:VINDIC@protonmail.com9 -
Presenting to the council of elders.
Aka the ARB…of which none of the 25 members are architects or even slightly technical. 😂 -
I cannot shout at my teammate who doesn’t know anything related to his work(at least pretends to not know anything). He asks me to do his tasks for me and when I deny saying I already have a lot of work to complete, he begs.
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Looking for a Web/Software Development job in Canada. Okay to relocate. Let me know if anyone has any ideas or references. Have tried Indeed, LinkedIn but nothing works.2
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PUT method works in dev but not in prod for code ignitor. Stuck on this one from a week. Someone HELP 🥲
(Checked htaccess and PUT is enabled)12 -
I have a button using
localStorage.setItem(‘button’, getElementById(‘buttonId’))
And use it on page reload for clicking the button on page reload
localStorage.getItem(‘button’).click()
What’s wrong here?22 -
On devrant I sometimes see a good amount of posts saying angular is garbage but nearly none about react. Why is angular so hated.3
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Blah blah blah, I don’t care, ChatGPT fixed my code and saved me bags of time. I’ll have none of your Luddite comments.7
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Working on a Django API where I have to send a request to a PHP file to upload a XML file. Here is what I wrote:
url = 'url.to.php.file'
files = {
name: ('filename', xml_file.xml)
}
response = requests.post(url, files=files)
I am getting Internal server error. Do not know what I did wrong. Am stuck on this for like 3 days and have tried EVERY alternative POSSIBLE. HELP ME
*cries in corner*2
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