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I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...
I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..
I wanna cry.14 -
I sent a professional letter to my boss telling him that i will leave after 15 days. He replied saying :
" stop that bullshit "19 -
My boss just revised my report and sent it back with new file names. Memes have officially infiltrated the workplace.
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Client: the platform isn't sending emails
Dev: I'll look into it
(Finds all emails are being sent without issue)
Client: I just tested and I'm not receiving emails. This is obviously a site wide bug and I'm upping the priority to "Critical". I'm also getting everyone over here involved.
(Looks into clients account)
Dev: you didn't turn the setting on to allow emails to be sent to you.
Client: this is still a site wide bug that is affecting everyone.
(Provides screenshots showing emails are being sent and opened. Client closes ticket and doesn't respond anymore)11 -
I sent this email to client:
Hi Christine,
Can we shit this afternoon and go over the scope of work once again?
In reply she sent me this meme with few LOL emoji
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When I Made Passworts visible in Chrome and the teacher sent me home...
...It was Friday!
Ps:
She sent me home because she was really fu**ing scared of what I did and even called my Parents
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A recruiter just sent me a position which required 10+ year experience on ReactJS. So, should I reply "Good luck."?15
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Client: you never sent an email!! What am i paying you for!!
Me: *checks freshsales, sees he's ACTUALLY OPENED THE EMAIL* sir we're sure we've sent you an email.
*Argumen goes on for a while*
Me: *pissed, sends freshsales screenshot that he's opened it* have you or have you not opened this email on your account ****@**.com?
Client: oh on that account? Ok.3 -
the air conditioning where the servers are located stopped working ... the general management sent us a fan
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I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email - the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator11 -
So I moved from being the TL of a small team to a member of another team a month ago.
A dev from the old team sent me this today morning. He also sent some examples of what he found "cool", and tbh I'm pretty proud of those modules. I tried being very modest there, but I'm very happy 😅
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devRant needed my "physical address" to send me stickers.
I sent them: 8D:*E:85:12:**:**
Waiting for the stickers... :-/6 -
Got a phishing email with name-pw sent as get parameters so i did what ever respectable human would have
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Thank you GDPR because of you we know who has our email and sent us "We're updating our Privacy Policy".
Time to delete some accounts.4 -
#!rant
Boss sent me an email at midnight, and I was working voluntary O/T, so I responded. This morning, he brought me this...
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When GitHub sent me these for my presentation on VCS in Google developers group meetup...
http://techoalien.com/2015/07/...
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You, stupid fucking game, have just sent me my new password in plain text via email?
"the password is encrypted and cannot be sent again"???
So… you send the password in plain text, and only then encrypt it, right?
But it's still in plain text in your email logs, fucking bastards.
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Sending a well typed professional email to your boss, but receiving a:
Sure thing
Dave
Sent from my iPhone9 -
I sent and email of some code to someone, and when I coppied from VScode into the Email Cliant it saved the Background Color + Syntax Highlighting 😆
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A billion dollar company just sent me a nice email template.
Probably the dev missed a tutorial.
DEV 101
NEVER USE PRODUCTION DATA FOR DEVELOPMENT
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"I can not install the apk file you have sent me on my phone,can I install the ios version instead?!"1
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My brother singed up for a browser game.... They sent him his log data (including password) via email7
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This seems like a 100% legit answer to me...
(Yes this is what i actually sent and not just a shit meme)
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That moment you realize that a recruiter refactored your resume and "corrects" Symfony to Symphony and sent it to multiple companies...8
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I built an infinite scroll module today that loaded in more content when you scroll down. Issue was it sent a request for every pixel you scrolled.
Needless to say, many, many, many Ajax requests were sent to the server. Oops.4 -
Alright so im a highschool student and I just got sent down to the office for using putty to push to git because it's hacking. Wtf.31
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I got yelled at from the Testing Guy because I sent him an APK file at 5:30 just when he wanted to leave.7
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So my friend started this job as a junior software developer at minimum wage and sent me this. You should've figured out what 'ben' means.
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The best job denial letter I've ever seen was sent to my husband and said:
- We already have too many people named Eugen in our company.2 -
Asked a boomer client to send their email Id. They sent it along with their password. Written on a piece if paper. Through their neighbor.8
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Sent HTML to google translate server side to support multiple languages.. actually worked pretty well but it made me feel dirty for weeks.1
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I always thought that this could only happen with big orgs with precious data. One of my coworkers sent me this last night
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When you email your boss and his emails keep on reminding you how expensive his phone was.
"Sent from my iPhone"3 -
I am receiving this type of one liner mail more often from our clients.
"Application is not working properly."
Me:
Typed : explain properly idiot.
Deleted.
Typed Again: Sir, can you be more specific.
Sent.
Or
"Application is not running."
Me:
Typed : of course it can't run. Bloody hell.
Deleted.
Typed again: inconvenience caused deeply regretted. Our representative will contact you about this.
Sent.
Man i am tired.3 -
Ma aunt sent me this right now. Look at how it's written. Sounds like all the crap movies compiled into a pile of shit.
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Whenever anyone mentions goats, I feel the need to point out the fact that they scream like humans. And then someone sent me this in response.
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Someone just sent me a pic of a my comment that is more than 13 years old 😱 The good old VB6 times! 😍😘
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A client sent me a message this morning asking for a change to the software I'm developing.
It's Sunday, right?6 -
Weirdest thing happened to me today.
My teacher spots me browsing "Hack This Site" and I'm sent to the tech lab for a "diagnostic test" ?????1 -
Steam have literally sent my username/password in an email. Couldn’t someone easily intercept that?
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Just got a call from IT people. They asked for a file which I already sent an email to them two days ago. When I told them that, they whined -- "You should have called me that you sent an email, I don't normally check it."
Didn't expect that kind of excuse from IT people... Or maybe my expectation was too high 😑2 -
A client just sent me a bunch of screenshots of his old website, asking me to make a site that looks just like that. I declined.7
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Guy A : so I had to downloaded the one you sent ...
Guy B : wait you what
Guy A : I downloaded the file you sent
Guy B : you didn't need to download, you just had to save it
Guy A : NO, I had to download, if not it will cost my mobile bill
Guy B : NO, saving it won't cost any
And here I am : (屮゜Д゜)屮3 -
I read an interesting article on internet.
Thought my friend would like it and sent a link to him.
-_-
I will never send anything to him again.
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Previous rant: https://devrant.com/rants/2301424/...
She sent me a bouquet. The interviewer sent me a fucking bouquet.
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Just found this in my photos, sent to me by my sister.
And hello devRant.
Oh well, have a nice morning/afternoon/evening.
1 -
Just registered as a customer at an online store, and the fuckers sent me a confirmation email where my password was written in plain text. Why?!5
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When someone comes to your desk and asks "did you get my slack message".... Which they sent 23 seconds ago 😒4
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So today a senior sent me an error message asking why https://servername/service:80 isn't working... 🤬9
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As 22.2.22 is coming to an end, I've sent an email to request for another PhD position.
That's all.
Wish me luck.5 -
*receives email about project*
*turns around*
PM: "Hey I just sent you an email about a project"
No. Fucking. Shit.3 -
I just got sent an email after registering an account at a webshop which contained my username and password.. *sigh*12
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long message
whatsapp : * scroll *
reply : depend on last line happy sad whatever emoji ,sent same
devrant : *something important ,I must read everything* -
Client sent me a screenshot complaining of their website performance. After hours of guided debugging, I noticed a familiar figure from one of the images sent.
See the photo... Zoom into the toolbar next to play button... Yes! It was that guy pretending to be a browser.
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A well known, big company in my country just sent me my password in plain text upon registering.
These devs actually got paid to do this...6 -
Today I sent email blast to wrong list of 12k recipients. I was given the list by another employee. I crashed the email server. It was fun.2
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Short inspirational story :
Hundreds of mail sent
Sub : application for job
After 3 years
He got mails
Sub : application for job2 -
I just sent two emails for an internship in two companies.
Hope they'll reply back.
I'll keep you updated on that5 -
Customer has a report sent to them and they're concerned the information isn't correct regarding:
"updates made <removed> showing up on the file after the fact"
Wait, hold up ... "after the fact" ... like after the report is sent to you?!?!?!
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boss: I sent you a wsdl file.
me: I saw it. But you sent me a json for a rest api request.
boss: You want me to teach you what a wsdl is?3 -
My bank sent me THREE identical letters for switching my account!
So what do we think, system or user error?
5 -
When client requesting something, it has to be done ASAP.
But when i ask about the payment...
I must sign some documents declaring the job was done
The documents then must be sent to manager
The manager must create another document to be sent to finance division
The finance sent that thing to director to sign the damn document so finance can make a payment
Oh shit the first document before i start the project went missing, i have no idea why they need that
Some weeks has been passed till today
Cant find the document
Recreate the document
I must sign it back but they said no worries, we can advance to next step so i can get paid today
Manager creates a document
Manager sent that document into finance
Oh shit the financial division is having some seminar, its friday so it will be processed on monday
WTF10 -
New guy started today. Nobody knew this. CPO forgot. There was no computer available. He was sent home after an hour of waiting in reception.12
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People like to have "sent from my iPhone" or "sent from my Android" and I set mine to "sent from my PDP-7." Surprised the older people I work with that I even know what that is lol.4
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Upgraded my phone at the weekend. New phone turned up a day early, and Vodafone also sent me a surprise Google Home Hub4
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Client once sent me an error as a forwarded email from the scanner of a scanned document of a printout of a screenshot of the problem -_-
...hnnng!3 -
Our non-tech customer asked for instructions to deploy our system on any Linux OS. We've written the instructions and sent to him.
Today he sent us an email asking what is this 'git clone' on the first command.3 -
When you get an email sent out to the entire company (such as someone's promotion) and people proceed to reply all
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I just look at the calendar and notice I have 3 days to do what I was supposed to do in 3 weeks.
Coffee, music and for the love of God don't speak to me4 -
Just when you walk away and hear your computer wind up its turbines again, you know, you forgot vagrant halt, before you sent it to hibernation..5
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Le Mail: bla bla \n \n Sent from ...
Le me: I DONT DUCKING CARE!
WHO fucking thought that anyone‘d care ?15 -
There is this client who responds to my project emails instantly but goes radio silent when a payment email is sent.
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I CANNOT believe this
I sent HIM a meme
But HE did NOT send one back
How dares he?
He shall burn!
BURN!3 -
So our HoD just sent us this image for doing some courses
And after seeing that superscript ++ I am not even gonna think about it
1 -
The mother of my partner sent to us an email complaining that our home is too dirty...
We solved the problem adding a new spam filter.3 -
Sent an email to 4 people.
Got 5 out of office auto responses. WTF.
Good thing I don't have work to do 🙃3 -
We found a binary string on our Loggly server. It's a PDF file .. the entire PDF file, being sent, to our logging service.3
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I just typed my login password while the screen was off. Only to see that i had sent it to my supervisor after it turned on....3
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A client asked me to include a GA tracking code into her website,
I said yea I'll add it for you, just send me the code snippet please :)
she sent me the URL to google analytics login page....
I told her that I need the code snippet not the URL.
She replied: yah that's what I sent.
Me:...2 -
My TA sent me an email asking if I wanted to do to my thesis in his department. Damn, he knows me well!
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So now you can sent email straight in your@buthol.ee
Special tech support for people, who leave 1star review
https://devrant.com/rants/947975/
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Amazon's AWS support sent me an email about a request to support that I sent to billing, saying they sent it to billing. They then said they couldn't help.
I just need them to stop billing me for things I no longer use!2 -
Well fuck me i thought working for a company was 1) i do work 2)company pays me. Not fucking spending 3 whole days running between government offices trying to get my taxes done because half of the documents can only be sent online and the other half can only be sent in person.1
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while finishing my almost 3-day easy task with bg music of evanescence, one of my boss sent this image.
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This senior dev of mine is so good that he always reminds me to finish the bugs and yeah, fixed it, and sent the codes to him. The hell's wrong with him is that he hasn't upload the codes i sent to him.2
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Wondering why I haven't received deposit for new job yet. Check for signed quote and contract... Yep, both there. Look I account program to see when I sent invoice.....
I haven't sent it yet!
I'm a dick!1 -
I'm sure it's repost, and I don't know who to credit for this (my fiancé sent it to me), but this is so true ->
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Not mine, but a colleague puts a script in production which has to sent an email every time a config changes, but in reality sent an email every time the file was accessed. The system sent a good amount of email in a couple of minutes, the remote SMTP bounced them but the connections on port 25 was dropped by the server, the production firewall hits the maximum number of allowed connections... a lot of shit!
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Hearing about something I'm not familiar with and spending most of my nights reading and learning about it, you never know what useful tool you will find
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Meme quoting one of our employees who sent in a ticket asking if something was a "phishing technique without the use of email."
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Me: *Working peacefully*
One hour later:
*Meeting starts*
...
*Meeting ends*
...
*Action items are sent*
...
My Anxiety: 📈4 -
- Phone screen with HR - went well
*set up interview with CEO*
- Interview with CEO - went well
*set up tech interview with a dev*
- Tech Interview - interviewer doesn't show up
I sent followup email, asking if we needed rescheduling - no response
I don't understand why I was ghosted like that, at least they could've sent a message to reject me or something? Seemed like a waste of time.5 -
@dfox I sent you an email regarding a better, safer implementation of the third-party notification server! Can you take a look?11
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Finally got the swag! After more than 2 years. Sent a mail for it to @dfox in 2016. You needed 20 upvotes to get the swag then. He sent it, but I never received. A month or so ago, was cleaning up my mailbox and came across the email, and thought would ping him again about it just for the sake of it! I finished college in 2017, got a job and moved to another city. Guess what?! He replied, gave him my updated address and he sent it again!
So thanks a lot @dfox!
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Our android professor has absolutely no hopes from us. She literally sent one if my classmates this today.😂
4 -
"Shit, we haven't even come up with a safe word yet!"
"Don't worry, your RSA token has been sent to your e-mail."
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Python:
come.here(dear_friend)
Perl:
@body = qw(dead _ friend)
come->here{join( " ", @body )};++@#!A$!@ !
Grrr!!!
Ignore syntax/conceptual/logical/all errors.
Sent from my keyboard.3 -
Incident 0:
1. Saw an interesting job opening
2. Sent the resume
3. Received an email mentioning not qualified.
Incident 1:
1. Saw an interesting job opening
2. Sent the resume
3. Hr scheduled an interview
4. Interview went good
5. Havent heard any thing ftom hr yet, neither positive nor negative.
I hope I dont need to mention the countries in both cases.4 -
Enter E-Mail-Address:
"finiteAutomaton@gmail.com"
|> E-Mail-Address is already taken!
Enter E-Mail-Address:
"finiteAutomaton+1@gmail.com"
|> Verification code sent!
I am a hacker!2 -
Soooo....,fellow Devranters,some moron just sent a PR with just an added space.....
Idiots never cease to exist9 -
I once sent a test message mail to a list full of over 500 customers instead of the actual test list on mailchimp! :p
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Tracking status of an item from a Kickstarter I backed. Shipping to me in the US. Yeah, that should be here any day now.
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Sent SO accepted answer to another dev as backup to my argument.
Dev - Did Jon Skeet answer it?
Me - No.
Dev - I don't want to hear it. -
Just started the day with a mail saying that I'm gonna have my stickers sent to my house.
This Monday looks nice.1 -
Just like compiling code that takes so long, but without errors. They sent these awesome stickers even I live in Indonesia, Thank you. @devRantApp
3 -
I received this random email. Can someone explain me from dev side how does someone send this scam if the email was sent from xxx@google.com?
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My husband sent me this and I got a laugh so I wanted to share... https://mobile.twitter.com/racoconn...
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!dev
So my boss sent me a facebook request when he used to work with me. He is young, good looking. I kind of had a crush on him.
I didn't like that he sent me the request (he's friends with everyone in the office) but I accepted as it didn't seem a big deal.
Now when he's gone, I sent him a request on another social media( thought it will be safer now), that guy just ignored the request.
Seriously what's wrong with these people. (or with me)15 -
Inspired by devRant, sent this to a person with a new Apple Watch:
"Hi there, what ar....[read more]"
Moohaha1 -
Access undefined as undefined....
Apple devs need a break. Xcode devs need to be sent to another planet -_-
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The worst part of collecting crash reports is that the application crashes the whole system so the report won't be sent. Fml
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[slack]: here's a nice workspace name. Let's take it.
Workspace started to be unusable (constant refresh). Ticket sent.
[us]: We should delete it and create it again.
Few minutes later - workspace name unavailable. Ticket sent.
(48h later)
[slack]: my precious!!!
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Wow..just logged into my university admin page and noticed that the passwords are all sent case insensitive to the server...
Huh?2 -
Client: hey, we need to do a simple animation for every main category on the page
Developer: ok... I'll need to know what kind of animation you want.
Client: (sent over a video)
A total of 1000 rendered images sent over after that...
FML -
My friend @evilarcher sent me his wp website to check, I really like the design, soooo minimalistic...🤔🤔😂
He sent me a link that runned it on localhost 😂😂👏
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So this group of students (mostly girls) from university approached us to make them a prototype app for their semester's project, we had a first reunion to know about the idea and what they wanted us to do.
All they talked about was the color and some minor design stuff, we still don't exactly know what we're doing since it was difficult for us to get them to actually define the requirements and what the app should do.
We were supposed to have a second reunion for us to show them some ideas but the day of the meeting they didn't reply any of our messages.
I'm not the kind of guy who gets upset easily, but if you ask us for help and then let us hanging not really knowing what to do with your shitty project, fuck you.2 -
Juno finally reached Jupiter, it takes 49mins for a signal to be sent to or received from Earth. IE users would know how that feels like😛
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uploading good vibes to everyone today
██ 20%
███ 40%
████ 60%
█████ 80%
██████ 100%
Upload complete.
Good Vibes Sent. -
So my ex boss had sent me an SMS asking me how I am doing. It's been 3 days. I did not reply. I'm glad SMS do not have read receipts.
Pretty sure it will be a bad idea to reply.
Also, i can't remember last time anyone actually sent an SMS to me.5 -
Accidentally using Resharper hot keys in Outlook (ctrl-enter) to autocomplete something and incomplete email is immediately sent out.1
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A customer sent me code today along with their request for a feature.
They want a thing happen when they click a button so they sent me some jQuery on click function ;)
I really don't mind it. They're trying, it's a well meaning tip .... but fuck no am I adding a customer specific function for their request, we have a another system for that kinda thing ;)6 -
Thanks for notifying me.
I really needed to know about
'Default title (title parameter not sent with no..'
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I tagged the wrong person and sent an angry message to someone who didn't deserve it.
That's enough internet for a while.
homerhide.gif3 -
My upwork account is banned for sending too many proposals without getting too many jobs.
Got 2 jobs out of 35-40 proposals sent.4 -
Not exactly a co-worker, but another student at my data structure class, the guy freaked me out, he would stand up in the middle of the class whenever he finished the assignment first and walk around like he was about to jump.
I did beat him the first time though and that's when I noticed it was like a race for him, I still fear he will end me for that. -
This crap is cracking me up, WTF.
someone actually sent this to me, and i loosed my shit, screaming WTF, jeez.
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Wonder what tomorrow will bring?
Monday I fuck up by duplicatung some emails.
Today my colleague accidentally sent emails in our test system out which in turn reduplicated the same emails I sent.
My boss is going to love it when he's back in. -
How to cheer up a colleague? Ask him/her to lick on a link.
Almost sent a thank-you email to ITSD confirming that my access now works, all I needed was to lick the link they sent me.3 -
designer sent over a mockup that uses Illustrator's missing font color as button/brand color. why??
3 -
Details of the bug report sent by our customer:
"Sometimes some errors happens on website".
Me:
"Be patient man... I feel you!". -
Me : Pls system, don't send too much data or you'll make the page explode.
System : *send a lot of data*
Me : Pls system, at least sent this variable, I need it and told you to send it
System : *sends everything but the data asked to be sent*
for f*cks sake5 -
Me wondering why my boss still hasnt given me approval for an e.ail i sent a week ago
Oh he got fired2 -
one of the most anoying error in php is headers already sent -_- one single white space will fuck you up3
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so... apparently Lync is encrypted, but if your partner doesn't notice your message it's sent as a plain text "Missed conversation with..." email...3
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A recruiter contacted me asking my curriculum (sent), then he sent me some emails before calling me. After some minutes, he said I was not good for the position. But that thing was written on the first line of my cv. Maybe he is not good to read.
Please stop wasting my and your time.4 -
How much of development is commenting out sections of code because the client hasn't sent you the data and next release uncommenting it?5
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I just received my increment letter today. I resigned yesterday.
Apparently, the HR who sent that letter didn't know about my resignation.1 -
Anybody know what this service running in the background on an android device does?
It sent me a plain text notification, which disappeared and sent me to a phishing site the moment I tried clearing it. I've forced killed the process for now.
A quick search online doesn't reveal much information, except for a dodgy site claiming it's spyware named StealthGenie.
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I just figured out any emails sent from my Gmail account are sent into the void. Gonna try contacting support.5
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A friend of mine sent me a photo of their current workspace. I had to ask how he survived surrounded by so many windows:
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"Copy the file sent to our warehouse management system to another folder so we can keep track of the deliveries we sent data for."
Why these geniuses think that having a folder with file names containing timestamps (and not delivery numbers) would make their job easier is beyond me... -
One of our vendors sent a sample implementation in a .asp file.
My lead tried to plug that into our Java stack. 🙄1 -
How do you track your job applications? I mean in terms of the number of applications you’ve sent, which stage each application ended, etc4
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sent an assignmet for a job i am applying for on saturday... recevied download confirmation now... :breaths heavily:
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php being php...
Complaining about "header already sent". I wonder why.
Solution: no permission to chmod the file system, thus printing an error to the output. That error provokes freezing the header, thus the header cannot be written anymore...
*cheers*2 -
It's been two weeks since I sent my intern application and still no response. Should I poke the HR and the CS?1
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My high school teacher has literally sent us an email about classroom change instead of walking from one building to another and tell us in person.2
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Just wrote a routine that sent 77 emails (instead of one) to the CEO of a company we are working. Needless to say what happened after.1
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When you sent a message to the customer starting with the word "hell" instead of "hello".
What a stupid buster!! -
Client sent feedback on saturday, mailed me with complaints on Monday morning and even texted me hour later...
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When you change the owner/group on the sudo file and now you can no longer run sudo and root has been sent #hopethisbackupworksandisquick
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today I sent a bogus work contract to the wellfare department to get out of wellfare...
let's see how this develops...1 -
I just sent a passionate hate post to my webdev instructor and asking them to stop pumping out incompetent webdevs who code shittiest redux reducers3
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(%{DATE})(.*)(Sent)( ID)(\[)(?<index>(.*))(])( /)(?<m>(?!m0)(?!m1)(m.*))(/)(?<t>(t.*))(/)(?<p>(p.*))(/)(?<r>(r.*))(/S\[)(?<s>(.*))(]/R\[)(?<r>(.*))(])
Heyyyy I am not a grok robot!!!6 -
I wish WhatsApp had delete for everyone with no limits. I wanna delete everything I ever sent in college groups ;-;2
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How do you guys feel about daily stand-up ?? Is it wasting time or like the method sent from the god of project management.2
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What's up with the scrolling on Devrant? Or rather, the lack thereof. I keep being sent back to the top of the page.
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A friend wants to post a rant about that devRant doesnt sent him the email confirmation but he can't because his email is not confirmed. Hahaha
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Me: God damn why don't some of these save to the DB or others do it intermittently.... is this a network issue or-
API (if it could talk): Yeah mean I don't get, it I mean this is what I sent to the DB.
Me: Wait ... "what you sent!?!?!"2 -
Has anybody else had problems with gmail? It seems that some of my emails are not being received, even though it says they have been sent.
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