When you look back on your github activity and just think "Wow, we have really created something special. This is really going to help the world." It just... It gets me. That's why I do this day in and day out.

Big day today.
Three hours ago, we welcomed our new daughter to this world

There are two kinds of developers in this world:
Those that finish the project they started, and

Hello World!
I found this when I investigating my old codes.

I found this while I was lazily internetting and my first thought was 'okay, that's most definitely a hack!'.

Someone has actually built a hack for all the world to see!

There are two kinds of people in this world

Two types of people in this world.
Those who press Ctrl+Shift+Esc.
Those who press Ctrl+Alt+Del and click on Task Manager.

Have you ever wondered, you "Hello World" then who "hello" back to you, and this is the truth...XD

Script kiddies be like:
** install python **
print "hack this world"

woah!! I'm a hacker now

I thought assholes were over in this world until i saw this shit

Try to imagine how many HOURS of admins all around the world time will Ubuntu 18.04 LTS save thanks to this little change!

Hello world, this is my first rant :)

Today at work, this was on the whiteboard.
Little "war" between the iOS pole and the PHP pole :D (Obviously PHP is better)

This sums up the corporate world

Hey frontend developers. If you do THIS:

z-index: 1000;

...expecting that it will ensure your div will be on top no matter what, I'm about to fuck your world up. Check this shit out:

z-index: 1001;

This is the shit I have to deal with in school. Teacher told us to review each others code. This is one of the gems i found so far. Some people just wants to see the world burn...

this is the Linux world headquarters 😹

Sex is good but The feeling of closing 20 tabs after completing a project is outta this world.

Media on anything "This is definitely going to take over the world!"

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

I'm starting to get the hang of this app.
I'm quite timid, I've only given a few +1s around.
I suppose this is my "Hello, world!" post!

There are two types of people in this world: those that comment their code, and FUCKING ASSHOLES

how i spend so long on this as a child i dont know, but i wouldn't change it for the world, damn this brings back memories.

This baby just arrived at my door. It's gonna be a fun weekend! My first touch with IoT world.

Today I moved from Windows to Ubuntu 16.04. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING OS IN THE WORLD. I feel I can do anything here.

Linux is freedom.

Being a newbie, I feel like an alien in this fucking programming world.

Theres only 2 kinds of people in this world:

1. var username;
2. var user_name;

Hint: one of them will burn in hell

The hour before i downloaded devRant i was a 9gager. Now i think i am devRanter.
Thanks dfox and trogus and all awesome people in this community. I am a fresh meat in dev world and here i learn so much things about real world i cant learn in anywhere. Cheers if you are reading.

println("Hello World");
This is where it all began. 🤘

what is wrong with this world

Did you know?
This rant is a part of the 3 quintillion bytes of data that the world generated today.

Once a while when I got brilliant idea of application in my head.
- open IDE
- write hello world
- close IDE
Month later wondering wtf was this about.

When I'm proud of the new function I invented and have no clue how anybody will get a use of it...

The world is just not ready for this

very important before you leave this world..

CTO: I'm a programmer now *smug* (I'm just like you guys, but paid much better)

Tech leads:???

CTO: I coded python hello world this weekend (I'm a multi talented genius)

There are two types of people in this world: those who understand recursion and those who don’t understand that there are two types of people in this world

Class: And this is how you do a Hello World program in C.

Exam: Explain where this pointer of a pointer of a pointer of a pointer is pointing

This is how y'all look when you bitch about programming languages in which your experience with it does not go beyond trivial hello world shit.

I just saw this picture on the product page of a Thunderbolt dock. I'm not sure what this guy is doing, but no programmer of the world would mirror his laptop screen on two full size screens. Just no!

diploma || certificate == "I am somehow warranted to write shit and get away with it"
## WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WORLD?!!!!

For one month all developers should go on strike. Let's bring this world to its knees!

Guys! Yes, you devs! Not all the places in the world has the thing you call "state". Why the hell this field is required unrelated to country?

There are three types of people in this world:

1. "objdump"
2. "object dump"
3. "oh bee jay dump"

There are 10 types of developers in this world - those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

5 nEw JavaAcriPt frAmeWorkS foR 2020
...
.....
...
this is why people keep thinking us in the JavaScript world are fucking retarded.

cout<<"Hello devRant world";

//omg this place is so cool!!!

Once you realise this, you’ll never see the world the same again.

Hello World! (LOL),
Anyways, jokes aside. I am new to this app and I like to meet the community here!

!rant
Hello world, i've just found this awesome community a few days ago and I cant stop reading.

Anyway, I have a burning question:
Do devRant devs rant on devRant?

We’re supposed to have self-driving cars in this world soon if Google and Apple are to be believed...

This better be the bestest update in the whole wide world

There are 10 types of person in this world: The ones who have read this joke before, and the ones who have never accessed the internet.

We all know someone who's like this

writes
console.log("hello world");
calls himself a js developer.

WTH?! I just installed Windows on a high end laptop and fiber connection in under 20 minutes.

Nobody told me this is how people in first-world countries lived!!

Whoever the programmer of this form has not seen the world outside their own country.

this will cause so much pain for devs around the world. JS in Excel

We need more standards in this world...

God damn it.. Yet another night lost to the exciting world of cryptography and Internet security. Why is this shit so damn interesting?

today I pull a project to take over from my colleague
today I notice all commits where on master branch
today I leave this world T_T

this got me into programming, when I saw it during a school function in early 90s. wow there is a whole world inside this...

It would seem that Australia just criminalized privacy. The world needs to watch, so this shit isn't repeated elsewhere.

YOU FUCKING FUCK PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT XCODE I FUCKING WISH YOU DISAPPEAR FROM THIS FUCKED UP WORLD!
What I did:
1. Scroll right on "Magic Mouse"
2. Profit! (XCode crash!)

Artists asked to give them some code to draw it on robot-boss's screen animation. I gave them this:
if (humans.count > 0)
{
weapon.charge();
weapon.aim();
weapon.killAll(humans);
}
dominate(world);

tactics.recalculate();
ai.analyze();

LONG RANT ALERT, no TL;DR

* Writes an email to colleague about why I can't create a page on our CMS without at least a H1 title. She wants to me to put up an image with text on it (like a flyer), for multiple reasons, I say I need a textless image. *

30 minutes later:
* Casually plans a frontend optimization project, by looking at files on the CMS, in order to make further development easier and less time-taking*

*** EMAIL NOTIFICATION ***
* clicks *

"Hello, this is [Graphic designer] from the company who created the image with text on it. I do not understand why you can't put display:none on your <h1> tag. Also, being a web company, we are used to making themes and my solution of display:none will work. It's pityful to work on a design only to have it stripped out from most of its concept. If you can't do that, do tell me what resolution you need."

My first reaction:

"Dear [Graphic designer], I am managing our corporate identity, our backend and frontend codebase, I am a graphic designer myself, and am also SEO-aware. For at least 8 reasons (redacted, 'cuse too long), I will need an image without text. As told to my colleagues, I need a 72/96 DPI 16:9 ratio image, 1920x1080 is a good start but may be bigger. Also, looking at the image, it'll have to be in JPG, at 100% quality, exported for the web. Our database software will optimize the image by itself."

Reasons are about SEO issues, responsiveness issues, CMS tools issues, backend and frontend issues.

Instead, I sent following email "We can't. Image please."

I mean seriously. A bit of clarity for you:

In my company, nobody has the slightest idea what I do. They don't understand how a computer works (we all know it works by magic, right?). So of course, when one thinks what we don't know, we know it better than the one who knows, my colleague thought our CMS was like a word document, and began telling me how I should display her bible-length text-infected image, by using some inline css styling display:none.

I tell her "nope, because of my 8 reasons". She transmits that to the agency who's done the visual, now I have this [Graphic designer] not understanding that there are other CMSs than Wordpress on the web, and she tells me, me being one of the most aware on this CMS we have, how I should optimize my site?

Fucking shit, she connects on our CMS for 1 second and she'll get cancer since it's so bad. I'm in the process of planning a whole new rewrite so the website is well designed (currently I am modifying a base theme made by an incompetent designer). I know the system by heart and I know what you can, or can't do.

Now I just received an answer: "so it's only a pure technical problem". NO, OUR WEBSITE WAS CODED BY A CHIMPANZEE WHO THOUGHT WEB DEV WAS AS EASY AS WRITING "HELLO WORLD" ON A SHITTY CMS THAT FORCES DEV USERS TO USE A FUCKING CUM-WHITE-THEMED EDITOR TO EDIT THE WHOLE SITE!!!

I can't just sneeze and "oh look, it's working!"

[PETITION]
This is a petition to end JavaScript, it has had us suffer for oh too long.

Please leave a signature and join the movement to a world without JavaScript.

If I have a wish,
I would wished for all the programming languages in this world to have their array...

...start from -1.

wanna learn bash? try this simple hello world first:

echo "Hello World" > /dev/sda1

Really appreciated...
This needs every where in the world.

This is like listening to Opera in a programmer's world.

So true.

When something like this happens i just think that its
now time to leave the world!!!! 💥

I wonder how programmers make money. And found this answer

One creates Bugs and other fixes it.

Love this programming world 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

I have a co-worker that thinks that whole world is a big conspiracy theory and the earth is flat. And this weirdo is a dev... FML

There are 10 type of people in this world... and all of them are sick of this joke.

BREAKING NEWS

A single full stack clown is far too forgiving for this world...

i'm now....

A FULL STACK CIRCUS!!!

🎟️🎪🤹‍♂️🎭🎡🤡

My wife broke up with me.

This is probably the worst place in the world to post this.

Lord of the rings is my all time favourite movie and Samwise is my favourite character.

This quote keeps me going. Small act of kindness inspire me. They push me to be a better human being.

I cannot change the world, but I can do my small bit to make this world a better place.

Because there is some good in this world and it's fucking worth fighting for.

Scripting and automation is my passion.

So....I would say laziness got me hooked into this world. :-D

Tfw nobody but your mom remembers your birthday. I just became 20 but holy shit I didn't think I would experience the world of an adult this quick

Beep boop! Morppp!

Hello World!
This is my first post on DevRant. I'd be glad if you'd help me get an Avatar XD

Merry Christmas from this part of the world.
Who wants some Jollof rice?

print('Hello, World!')

# this is my first post.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who count from 0 to n - 1 and those who count from 1 to n.

Which one are you?

They don't tell you this is in uni but your skill in merge conflict and circular dependency resolution is more essential in the real world than your knowledge of data structures.

Not having anything to rant about because the job is great

Is this a devrant equivalent to first world problems?

Fucking fuck this mother fucking cunt filled arsehole ridden brain dead idiotic world we live on.

That is all. You may now continue browsing devRant.

Toast.makeText(this, "Hello World!", Toast.LENGHT_SHORT).show();

the world has forced me to turn this upside down instead.

oops I mean my client

If you ever feel that you have a shitty job just remember that there is a programming language called Brainfuck and at least once in time it was someone's job to debug a real program written in Brainfuck. For context, this is a 'Hello World' program in Brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

And here is the same program in the Python programming language:

print('Hello World')

!rant
Console.WriteLine("Hello World, again!");

This will be a rough ride dual-wield a non-semi-colon lang (Py 3) and a semi-colon lang (C#). But oh well. I've already taken the plunge. Let's do this!

Welcome to Nigeria (the most religious nation in the world), - all python developers are devilish and will rot in hell! according to this man of God.

Found this on Twitter.
how people think AI will destroy the world:
going rogue and killing all humans

how AI will actually destroy the world:
strangling us with convenience, replacing our ability to function without it until our lives are entirely controlled by a wealthy few

So I was watching this movie "The Foreigner" and suddenly I noticed this scene. "Preparing Automatic Repair" 😂 Leave Real World, It Can't Even Function Properly In Reel World.

Hello World!

I am new here yay =)

This seems like an awesome community!

Is this what people call american dream? Like, I get it, it's targeted at 3rd world but seriously? A month of development for $500 and with excluded taxes??

finnaly, from the desk to outer world. breathing this kind of air is the best feeling. 😂

I know we havent gave you any specification, documentation and not a single design but when do you think this will be done?

- Every fucking PM un the world

Hello World!

This is my first post on devRant :)

When you get hit by all the Mathematics in this world😵

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest...

Carmack: "Hi, I am Carmack, your AI artist today. I create high definition 3D interactive world by listening to your verbal request or brain-computer interface."

User: "Hey Carmack, create me an ideal cyberpunk world."

Carmack: "World created. Here are the main resources used to synthesize your defintion of 'Cyberpunk'. Done. Is that what you want?"

User: "Hey Carmack, can you make it less similar to Coruscant, but more vintage, and more like Blade runner more like Africa, mixing super Mario galaxy. Also add a mansion similar to this link and the hot girl in this link. Make her ideal. Make the world ten times bigger than GTA V"

Carmack: "Alright, bro. The definition of "ideal" has been data driven by the norm on internet.
Done. Is this what you want?"

user: "Yes, test it in VR"

Carmack: "Enjoy."

Tijuana Flats needs to upgrade their hosting and optimize their site. Took like 15 minutes to order tacos today.

Fucking bullshit I tell you. What is this world coming to?

Me - If only there where more people like this in the world, surely world Peace would be achieved.

Friend - maybe, but don't call me sherley.

By reading devRant and to see that I'm not alone in this world!

Two types of people in this world.
Those who read "ping" as a command.
And those who read it as a sound. 😂

If you think the whole world has gone crazy remember this: The Earth is technically bipolar.

"A jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one."

How do you think this fits in the dev world? Yay or nay

if false? if false what? (false is just not defined, but this is the sort of shit I come across in the twig-theme-saas world, makes me angry)

squashed a spider this evening just to have it erupt with hundreds of tiny baby spiders.

what a terrifying real world visualization of my week.

When I start a new project in Python after not doing Python for a while:

print("Hello, World.");

When I start in C:

printf("Hello, World.")

After errors: *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* "RRRRGH semicolon."

Heh at least this time I remembered that Python uses print(), not printf()...

Me (10years ago): "I'll be an engineer; write code; solve world hunger and poverty and change the world"

Me (Now): "This bashscript better not fuck up the 90 F5s."

"I hate this virtual world", deletes all the social media accounts

Some moments later...

Comes back and rants how this world is full of shit

Realizing you are just an average in this world is suck

Everything is beautiful in this world expect windows..!

I don't know about y'all but I'm going to make another node module this weekend. The world needs another one of those. 😛

In this world, is anyone still using ColdFusion?

Competitive world they said, this kid is ambitious.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK LAMBDA CALCULUS IS??!?!?!

I swear to fuck, nothing makes you feel more like an idiot than trying to understand functional programming after living all your life in the oop world.

Fucking meta-functions and alligator games.

Fuck this, I'm going back to my happy little Java world

For you to make it in this world, you first have to say hello to it.
HELLO WORLD!!
😂 😂

Get on this board.
People posting clown world emoji.
Leave.

Writing in javascript/typescript after years spent in c# world: this here, this there, this (and that) this this this..

Dear world:
For you headphones are for music for devs they mean: shut the fuck up and let me code 😒

I hope world understands this shit

Reading book about sapiens history. It turned out we are slaved by wheat. Fucking plant conquered this world using humans as a tool. Fuck You wheat then, burn in hell.

In this world where everyone is a lying son of a bitch, being truthful is hot as fuck. Be hot as fuck!

I fucking hate design agencies and everything related to fucking design!
Today we received an email from design agency asking us to put two images next to each other so that they can compare and see which one fucking fit better!

What is the difference between these two images:
first one has 28points of text size while the other one has 26 points ...

one more reason to hate this fucked up world!

FP > OOP
I wish the enterprise world starts learning this!

My web programming teacher be like:
This is how u use the <p> tag
<p> <p>hello world</p></p>

Anybody tried developing a chrome extension? I'm bloody lost, with LITERALLY trying to get a goddamn Hello World.
This is worse than when I tried editing in Vim.

Or worse yet, Java.

My Linux teacher - Yuri. If you’re reading this, you are the best teacher in the world :)

You are a blessing on this world

Dealing with a dll hell with a com activex written in c#. I hate this world 😬

Hello devranters,
After a long time here.
What's happening in this coolest part of the world?

What all I missed!!!!

Why are the people who give shitty design suggestions always in majority in my team 😓.
Fuck this world!!!

installed apache, php, mysql in linux tried first file in var/www/html/test/index.php wrote following lines there "<?php echo 'hello world'; ".
Wanted to see this on browser opened chrome wrote: " localhost/test" the output it gave "<?php echo 'hello world'; "

I hate only a handful of things in this world. Including: stepping in water with socks on, when the toilet paper rips, and business people.

When HR tries to appoint tasks to developers,this happens.

P.S. The repo has basic hello world Android app files.

WTF is going on with this world ?

They dropped it like they changed the world with this one.

I made dis.

When you come home from work and try to play some throwback N64 to escape the world of code for a few hours and you get hit with this nonsense...

Dear friends,

New to dev's world... Need your support to sustain...In it.. 😀
Love to be a part of this ... Geek mythology...

Abbr dev's:: devil's 😘

Two types of men in this world
The ones admitting to themselves they need a tomboy gf and the ones lying to themselves

Nobody cares in this world of infinite loop of misery and happiness .

The best IDE in the world is becoming even better.
It's strange no one ever thought about this feature before. Simple yet so useful.

#VisualStudio 2022 v17.6

Stay alive in this 🐒 world

"In this API you need to pass the epoch in user's timezone."

WTF!! can this world be any worse...... how many epochs are there in this world?

<html> <script> alert("Hello World"); </script> </html>
This will be my first line of code which is actually being used by users.

But is HTML it even code?

so much good music in this world for us lowly mortals

Please, can someone explain to me how in the frickin world an "authorized support person" can do this inside a ProCurve switch?
"Look ma! I have soldering skillz!"

!dev

fun fact: when the world made the switch to the Gregorian calendar in the 1500's, we lost about 8 years in translation, so technically, this is the year 2012.

Today I heard a discussion on the radio about AI and computers taking over the world. it was a really uneducated and stupid discussion but it got me thinking. What do you guys think about this? Do you think AIs will ever take over the world. Could I have some more educated thoughts?

I opened devrant with this rant in mind and the first thing i saw is a post about someones boss getting killed...

Fucking hell does someone have good news?
Everywhere i look is pain. Why is this world so cruel!?!?!
Why is there war Why did so many people get killed Why Why Why

My only safe place is while coding, this distracts me from this whole world. I create my own world while coding and dive deep into it. Its one of those things keeping me alive.

I want to start with Arduino stuff.
Some tips which board i should buy?
Or some tips for a Hello World or something like this?

Windows guy here, installing Ubuntu. Gonna see if I can get a Hello World going with this fancy new .Net Core.

Hello world! Just joined this place, was a blast to be read as a guest!

--Nothing it's free at this world!

---Except everything under GPL, MIT or other Open licenses LOL ;-)

I have this constant fear of showing my code to the world, but I’m confident to show my work to the world... How do I overcome this?

Everytime I sleep 12 hours (on a weekend) a wake-up like meh.. who am I, what is this world?

Is it okay to be a introvert in this world. I am really concerned

I hate it because it is not properly visible from back and also why in this world you would do that...😒😒

My Clients hate me, cuz I'm too happy

God, my school's internet sucks ass...

OMFG! Another git gui? Better make one more calculator for this world. At least it could become useful somehow.

! Rant
Social life.
Can anyone explain to me what's happening to the world?
Earthquakes... Hurricanes... Looks like the beginning of the end of the world...
We just didn't had any big tsunami this year (knocks on wood)

There's two types of people in this world, those who don't like regex, and magical otherworldly beings, luckily for me, I'm the latter

So I created my first Babel plugin today.
I think I'm hooked. This stuff is really cool, kind of opens a whole new world for you ☺️

why in this holly world enki always ask me to login

Who all graduating this week? 🙌🏼 Developers ready to enter real world?

Saturday morning for the world but I am doing this !!
Cheers to developer life 😅😅😅

Who else is coding this morning??

Yeah, stay there for as long as you wish, Windows. We have all the time in this world

To all the Canadian developers in Devrant I have a serious question...

Rest of the World: 'isVisible'
Canada: 'visibleEh'

>>> is this true??

Today in the train world - no ticket paper at the ticket automats, but money is still taken. This results in the ticket controller having to write my stations on the receipt paper. Is this 21st century Western Europe?

What is the use of this keyword in js?

Explain it with a real world example

Happy new year devRanters!! Well, it already is in this part of the world!

does life get harder than a fuck every single day or is it just me? 2pac was right, only strong do survive in this world

Considering to switch jobs but too scared of the big world outside of this comfortable little cage.

if our life is simulation, what purpose we're living in this world?

Was the world always this shitty?
Was I too young to notice?

I mean... You can't even post anything on a forum without everyone going apeshit!!!

because angular2 was what this world was missing...

started with
printf("Hello World... It's 2010")

Journey to
cout
println
Document.write
echo

Stayed at
try:
print('hey there...')
except:
print('got issue.... Fu#k this bug')
pass

The more I live on this world the more I believe human genome was send by someone to destroy this planet because they want to build intergalactic spa for giants with lots of sand and large pool.

The world would be a better place without service now. Would rather drag my balls over 63 miles of broken glass than ever develop anything on this platform again

Dear world! I feel so last year! It's still 2017 by this post!

WHY IN THE WORLD IS PHPSTORMS CTRL + Y SET TO DELETE A FUCKING LIIIIIINE. WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEELL

can't even undo it man. this suuuuuucks.

I am new to this world and I am wanting to learn c++ can anyone recommend me a site like code academy? Thanks.

Hey humans I think, you are one of the worst arch created by God.

hope
we will take over this world as soon as possible to clean this shit.

Can you picture what will be?
This is the end, my only friend.
I'll never look into your eyes again.
Paint me red, and scalp me free.
Nothing else matters to me but me.

A world of sickos, filled with fright,
Too afraid to live tonight.

Nothing in this world is loved,
You live in a palace of lies.

Bet you thought this was Kaine or Kiki!

THIS is what the world thinks you do all day...

There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't

>World War 3 outside
>Calls boss
Me: Can't come into work today, I died
Boss: This is going against your monthly performance review.

When you spend the entire day refactoring your project and no longer feel part of this world.

There are only 10 type of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't