whatever man

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

The cool thing about side projects is you can do whatever you want.

The shitty thing is you never complete whatever you want.

Mute your fucking microphones if you have nothing to say. Nobody wants to hear you breathing, your dog, a police car or whatever.

The moment when you have to cancel your day's plans on a Sunday of not going out for the "totally not a demand" style of asking to visit an aunt that you really don't like being around because of her habitual "all your choices suck and you must do as I please" attitude -_- Dysfunctional family at its best.

When users are doing whatever they want

The only correct way to write JavaScript is whatever you were not doing last week.

Holy shit this UI/UX/Whatever looks good! Wish all apps could look this good. ++ to the Firefox App designers!

Happy whatever the fuck you celebrate.

worst advice:
"Use only jQuery, js is shit"
"Use only js, jQuery is shit"

Dude, use whatever dafuq you want, both have their pros and cons..

Whatever I'm not taking it back.

Joy of being a programmer: Get good enough in a language/framework, you can make whatever the hell you want :)

There is probably no other field that allows this.

Whatever the fuck Python's ternary operator syntax is supposed to be.

Be honest with yourself. If you hate CSS or think it's broken or whatever... you just don't know how to write it well.

Ya'll have debug ducks or whatever. But i got a Linux cat.

Your fucking single page whatever the fuck app doesn't need React! Stop overcomplicating everything and getting distracted by shinny new frameworks, just focus on solving the problem!

"Free" 😑

whatever man

Whatever It Is Why Is It So?

Today is my birthday... apparently. Yes I didn't wake up going "Woo! Today's my birthday! I'm another year older!!!"

But I did get bunch of emails from recruiters, Fandango... So basically spam...

I hate when people give me shit for using a Mac. You can use whatever you prefer, let me use what I like.

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Take whatever you want, you'll probably need it sometime.

Please, if you're recruiting a freshly graduated or junior developper, DO NOT ask him to be a fucking expert in whatever field or tech you're looking for.

if you're like me putting whatever shit crosses your mind in code ALWAYS check before pushing to remote.

I just pushed this :|

Inb4 sorry if this is cringe or whatever

We don’t do code review

Whatever you do, NEVER EVER use lame commit messages like "updated". Your future self will thank you.

Friday - yeaj its friday!
Saturday - *does whatever I want*
Sunday - *mentally prepare for monday*

Found this fun folder cleaning out my drive.

Whatever Microsoft......I am deleting it either way.

I keep adding this slide to each presentation for school or whatever.

Just nobody got it yet...

You go to work, have no work to do, so you work on your own personal projects.

Whats more fun than getting paid to do whatever you want...

friendsList.getBest().getHelp()
doesn't work.. I thought getBest() returns null.. but it turns out that friendsList is empty..

*cries in whatever language

Intern: Can I fix this?

Dev: sure whatever

(Intern makes breaking change.)

Dev:

- Hey, have you heard of devRant?
- Look I have been a developer for more than 20 years; new IDEs, editors, languages or whatever that is, appear every week and they all just die. I'm sticking to my guns and nothing you can say can convince me to even look at this devCrap or whatever it is.
- Oooooookay...
#devCrap

Stop using anal as a variable or function name wherever I look I see anal_this and anal_that please stop. Use analyze, analyzer or whatever and not anal_insert ( ) or anal_check ()

Someone tell OnePlus that they're drunk and should go home. I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS ONE... devRant can do whatever it wants.

Not exactly why I bought a split keyboard but ok, whatever works buddy.

Saw this at my local coffee shop. Whatever will they come up with next.

Why are there a million websites that scrap and republish stack overflow content? SEO induced page hits for fraudulent publicity?
Whatever the reason I hate them so much.

Whatever was running on that computer in Jurassic park with the gif of the fat guy saying "ah ah ah"

Whatever it takes....
It always feels proud to be a fucking programmer

Everyone's a pro ninja 10x whatever until you ask them to create multi-core optimized code

I thought that learning C would give me a good baseline for learning whatever other programming language.

Then I started looking into Haskell.

"Whatever, it runs fine..."
"So does a burning bus"

When I see a bug in somebody else's code (Gnome):
- "can you please not write bugs!"

When I see a bug on my code:
-"whatever, I'm only human..."

😅

So...new intern , table paired to mine , get my hopes up that it's hopefully not another stuck up uni kiddo , hopes get ruined . He asked me my name and what I do , when I told him I do product security his reaction was 'oh so you're not a dev ?' . Go.eat.shit.and.choke.with.those.alienware.headphones. he didn't even listen to what I had to say about that , just put on his headphones and ignored me . Prick.

whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Whatever man.. loving this Facebook down phase!

Peace for a while ☮️

wk147

Estimating development duration.

Whatever number that first came up on your mind... multiply it with 2.5.

Project Owner: We don't need Git, it's a waste of time to set it up!

Yeah, whatever you say old man...

So I finally decided to get a theme for sublime (And other packages). I'm loving it. Post your IDE/Text editors or whatever you use to code.

long message

whatsapp : * scroll *
reply : depend on last line happy sad whatever emoji ,sent same

devrant : *something important ,I must read everything*

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it.

Happy whatever the fuck you celebrate if you don't.

A bro just gave me a server in Lithuania to practice and do whatever I want

Here in Philippines, you can basically do whatever you want if you're a corrupt politician.

This is an example of a peak human (or politician, whatever you want to call it) displaying dominance by discussing about VueJS while having 0% experience on the technology.

Fun fact: half the modern Web 3.0 or whatever version number it has now.. requires JavaScript.. to show images.

Spent the entire day looking into a bug. The problem was a space in the email address, that was stored in the DB. FML

Why is it so hard to read a 15 pages paper or article? I read hundreds of fiction pages or news in a day, but reading 100 lines of a scientific paper is a pain in the arse and I lose concentration by line 3.
Fak.

Else if, elif, elseif, if else garrgghj. I can never remember what it is in whatever language I happen to use...

Meetings... They say coding is 70% thinking and well.. I find meetings to be a great place to think about what am currently working on. I go in with a sketch book and sketch away. I always figure out whatever is bugging me by the end of the meeting. After all the PM will send a summary of whatever I may have missed during the meeting

I’m writing funky code. I hope no one notices.

For instance, I needed to add a function which returns whatever is input to it.

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Mr Spock

Me vs my other personalities trying to figure out why we wrote whatever this thing is even supposed to be

Devranter for less than 2 months and I can already say I've never used a social media (or whatever it is) platform more than devRant :) Thanks to this awesome community!

Boss: "do you have a minute?"
Me: "sure"
Boss: "I have this problem, can you just stop doing whatever you are doing and fix it for me?"
Me internally: *no I don't, what I'm doing right now is fixing another one of your problems for which you've interrupted other work already"
Me: "Yeah sure, gimme some time"

Can't afford to fail my internship and I don't want a shitty work environment which I why I don't speak my mind...
But man this is tiring...

Anytime I see content including this emoji 🚀, I just want to close whatever page or post it’s a part of right away

Whatever was going on in the weekdays ... I forget about it right here, in my garden.

Have a nice weekend you all.

Complaining about Chrome, Apple or whatever without proper reasoning doesn't you cool. It just makes you look like an idiot.

[wk204]

Do whatever makes you happy and dont let your idiot parents pressure you into tech just because they think thats where the money is.

I tried being a manager or director or whatever... Can I go back to being a developer/programmer now?

Feature_Request

I suggest, if the OP comments in his/her post, the OP's username should have a red stroke (or whatever color)

If you or a loved one suffer from whatever the f u c k this is...

Send them to the fucking hospital

Gradle build, gradle build,
Builds whatever a gradle builds
Builds projects, any size,
Catches errors just like flies
Look ooooooout!
The gradle build has failed

That moment when the other programmer left you a great groundwork, and you just feel like a freerider and not satisfied with whatever you did on it... :(

Need
An
Awesome
Name
For
College
Coding
Group.

Please comment whatever comes to your mind that you think is AWESOME...

I hate windows.
I hate Linux.
I hate Mac OS

I hate Android, iOS, whatever os

I hate java, c#, JavaScript.

I hate programming..

I hate being employee, or whatever..

Shit, life sucks

Reality can be whatever i want.....

whatever happened to the "blockchain developer" hype lol

WHAT THE FUCK!!

For a freelance job I searched for a JS function in the HTML document of a Wordpress site that was given to me.

Found it and wanted to get started on the project, but there was something odd about this website (besides it's a Wordpress site). The scrollbar was fucking small and when I scrolled down, all I saw was breaks. An almost endless number of breaks.

Then suddenly There was a line of HTML!! And then another 126 breaks.. :/
(Yeah that's right, I calculated the number of breaks between every line of HTML). This document has 75732 lines of shit.

The whole fucking website loaded in over 20 seconds!! What the fuck is that?!?! The document itself is 258 kB!!

But whatever, I get paid.

Worst: Installing Linux first time on machine which has windows already installed.

Best: Installing and using Linux on whatever machine after getting used to it.

Thank you Tata sky

Come on... Whatever we say, these guys won't just stop testing in production

The only events around me seem to be strictly for women and "diverse" people... Whatever the fuck that means. I guess fuck who I am as a person, right?

!rant

Merry Christmas to you all!!!

I love you guys/girls :)

May we all solve a few of our problems in 2018 (whatever they may be).

My main rig has 8 monitors connected to it.

Do not ask why.

Whatever I do, whenever I go I pray there's a dark theme.

I let my programming buddy comment all the code I write. He's great. His comments looks like this:
/*
I am groot!
*/

Whatever happened to devRant cartoons? No new episodes recently??

that moment when whatever you do, doesn't change the eroooooorrrrrrrr message.

凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

Some time ago, I asked DevRanters if you would use US or UK version of word.

Most of you said, whatever.

I just found case for using both :D

The coolest thing I have worked on is a League of Legends sandbox. A reverse engineering of the official server, so we could do whatever we want.

Had to refresh a group session in my program, spent 15 minutes looking at my phone, put my bare feet on my desk and did this thing where I lean back in my chair and stick both hands in my pants, possibly smelled one. Thats when I realized my camera was on the entire time. Was also the only other person on stage/presenting so my screen was directly next to the instructors face cam.

Corona should have started in vegas.
Because you know, whatever happens in vegas...

I often wake up with new ideas of how to improve whatever i was working on yesterday.

Sometimes I use "KillMe" or "FML" in my debugging strings as a silent cry against whatever-the-fuck has upset me.

Facebook breaking production environment a lot recently. I've got a bad feeling about whatever they're doing.

It feels like a they're covering up some shit.

Fine don't take my suggestion during refactoring old code. Keep the python code over 100 lines of code...we could have cut it in half, but whatever

jesus christ is there a single pdf editor where i don't have to pay some money to use for something i could download from github right now

🤡🤡🤡

What is your favorite library as a dev?
Whatever it may be related to.
Mine is moment.js

How do you create a folder named "CON" in windows??

You switch to linux and name it whatever the hell you want!!

A checkout application where, in the confirmation screen, everything (amount, references, currency, quantity of items, etc.) was sent to the client as a form, and they submitted this form to confirm.

...but there was no verification on any of the above. So any of the above could be changed and it'd collect whatever funds, and order whatever items, with whatever references you gave it.

This wasn't a major player in the space, but was big enough that most people would likely have heard of at least some companies using it. It's still being actively used today, and I can near guarantee not all the flaws have been fixed.

Whatever duration estimate you have on a project, double it. Better in the clients eyes that you finish early than scrambling for time toward the end or finish late.

Is there a verb to describe the behaviour of "Agree to whatever bullshit the manager comes up with, then secretly enjoy the world burning"?

How a VB.NET dev Googles:

[Whatever the issue] C#

One of my teachers in school always put red lines on whatever I wrote ....now in college Android studio reminds me a lot about her...

Morning from London, nerdmigos.
Happy Coding, Ops, Testing or whatever COOL shit your doing today.

Ok bro whatever you say

Fuck the people who come to you at 4:55/5pm... Seriously, you've waited this long, whatever your issue/question is, it can fucking wait till morning. Go home!!

I smoke a lot of weed, then code for half an hour in my petproject and then I can do whatever the fuck im suposed to do

Whatever this is...

Lemme see your phone wallpapers (if they're not like pictures of yourself or whatever lol)

Looking for a few one

Looking to update the way I write my code to follow:
- Coding Convention
- Standard Work
- Coding Standards
- Whatever other name they call it

And found this...

i wonder, does my mom use linux? cuz i can't refuse whatever she wants me to do.

it's like she always 'sudo'-ing me around

Hey this 'recruiter' texted me a job in Iowa. Glad he texted it. I would not want to miss out on it. Also glad he grammar checked it. Wow double whammy!

I am sure Iowa is a nice place but I live in NY. Tough commute. Glad he did his homework - 'This is Ruchi for Arete Technologies I have job opportunitie for you position is Business Continuity Manager. Location is Des Monies,IA.let me know'

I just realize I made QA wait for 5 minutes while testing session handling on the app when I missed just a single zero and made the session expire after 30 seconds instead (instead of 300000 milli calculation produced 30000)
He tried 3 times and then opened a ticket not knowing why session is always expired
wonder if I should tell him >_>

Create my own company and finally release my app. Quit my current job and eventually start doing whatever the fuck I WANT rather than whatever the fuck I HAVE to.

I have only one life. Is it that much to ask to have it for myself, not sold to someone else?

I remember calling C#, C-Fis, because this was the only other name for this symbol than Hashtag and C Hashtag sounded wrong. But C Fis sounded wrong too and then I decided to just don’t say it’s name and if I have too say C Hashtag or Fis or whatever, which was definitely the worst option.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Job descriptions are only accurate for about a few months after that its the wild west whatever they want you to do.

Whatever you post, some people will still get offended. -_-

My mom said I can be whatever I want so I became a front end dev

Currently applying WMIW design in my project. Whatever Makes It Work.

Whoever is doing the whole integration of OneDrive and Outlook and Teams and whatever else is inbound in that trashpile - go hang yourselves you fuckers

I got a 27'' monitor and a gaming headphone.

I was convincing myself these are for coding, but I just realized, what's the distinction between gamer and coder? :D

Next time someone told you to be more sociable, or not to be so introvert, just kindly remind them that there would be probably some 1M less dead bodies out there today, only if in the past six months more people could simply stay in their whatever nasty place they dwell and overcome their lust to gather to whatever stupid end.

Be an introvert, save lives.

You may disagree, I don't really care :)

Believe whatever the intern says

WITH A BAG OF SALT

I absolutely agree to whatever there is above

It is profound..

Anyone draw out the logic of a process by hand before coding much?

I've been doing that more and more, and it's handy but ... it's also kinda tedious making them on paper or even just in the VS Code extensions I've tried.

I'd really like a way to bust out quick flow charts in VSCode and there's a Draw.io add on and it's ok but lotta fidgeting with flow chats and dragging stuff.

It doesn't have to be pretty and it doesn't have to be super feature rich.... just want to quick bust out a series of steps flow chart style or ... hell any way fast and visual like.

Anyone use anything they really like?

So I started using Git! So far, I've committed my .gitignore file, whatever that is... And I can't get anything else to commit....

I'm gonna commit....

Whatever I do, I can not change the situation.
What do you suggest? (I am very weak socially)

Whatever happened to the startups of old. Where they don't mention AI, blockchain, omni, React, AWS. I miss the LAMP stack days.

♪
Linus said that it was open.
Linus said that it was GPL.
All could use it for whatever they like
And it was okay
♪

In case the kiddos ask if you can hack Facebook or whatever, here's a nice little JS code. Copy paste it into the URL, hit enter and select + edit whatever you like!

javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true'; document.designMode = 'on'; void 0

ps: in chrome the 'javascript:' at the beginning gets removed so you'll have to manually add it. not sure about other browsers

Netflix and YouTube Music, and whatever paid, are missing an important part of the fun.

...

Comment sections

I just cleared my trash/recycle bin (or whatever it’s called on your system). It cleared up 65 gb........ just about time to clear that shit I guess

Oh no they banned a law that has existed for 2 years whatever shall we do

I'm not young anymore but when it comes to programming I enjoy the feeling that I can create *whatever* given six months. May it always be so.

Whatever you do, just please don't run web server over DSL connection. Thank you

It’s midnight and I clearly remember having a graphing calculator with every button saying “SISTER” instead of whatever it needs to say

Literally the worst part about my boss is that he has to talk over everyone. I can't get a fucking moment to say anything.
Its really fucking exhausting.
I've just learned to not say anything because it's not fucking worth it.

Always, always, with every estimate in time or resources you or your pm/manager/whatever thinks to need. Multiply that number by pi.

That's a more real-world estimate.

I decided to learn some soldering and electronics. Any idea on what to try?

Did it overnight, straight from 8 to 5 and present it to him at 9.

He liked it so whatever

Whatever the fuck is 'absolutely accurate estimates'.

Thanks to my client, my project's code is like swiss cheese, with mozzarella in the holes, or brie or whatever cheese to fill the hole quickly.

No matter how much fancy stuff you use, next flashy framework to abuse, or whatever shitty js you produce
css will haunt you ...
and fuck you. horribly.

Playlist faceoff?
Drop your coding playlists here (Youtube/Spotify/Soundcloud/whatever)

Updating angular and npm/node/whatever the fuck is the most difficult and convoluted thing ever

Web devs, you deserve better than this awful piece of shit cable mess of a fucking "framework" or whatever the fuck this retarded shit is meant to be

Grass is always greener on the other side.

Whatever your problem.. my advice:

Time to get a new job!

! rant
after about three months of unsuccessful attempts, my windows just managed to install the "create falls update", or whatever is it called.

anyone up for a celebration? 🎉

I have friends married to girls from the Philipines. If there are some people from said country in here, would you mind telling me why their FB names, instagram names or whatever are things like:

"Cee La SomeShit still Trying <white dude surname>"
"Beauty Hope LoveThisSwag <whatever last name>"
"Leyla StillHaveDabooty <white surname>"

Like wtf, just put your fucking name, shit sounds SO fucking trashy

That whatever I do will get automated soon..

Living life on auto-pilot mode.
Whatever happens, happens.

Why can't we ever have a page, or a business account, or whatever to follow for tech news without about 3 shit posts/advertisements for every 1 interesting one?

damn

even hacktoberfest is going woke this year

no more t-shirts

some stupid digital pin probably that can forever spew out CO2 somewhere on some server farm in iceland or something

to be clear, i'm not a climate change denyer. but it stupid shit like this as to why we can't have nice things. all the incentives are backwards. change my mind

would have been the 5th shirt too... 😉

i'll probably print myself one anyway

“Yes... but my implementation is in Rust”

Designers who think producing a PSD file is everything they have to do. No css/html or whatever.

After lots of fuckery with UEFI, I finally managed to install (and boot into!) Qubes OS - in legacy (MBR), but whatever. I am so excited!

Literally whatever colleagues/people in the field prefer.

Otherwise, it's functionality followed by minimalism and followed by understandability.

In PHP, strings are classes, functions, whatever you them to be. I feel so filthy, I need a shower after typing this.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much motivated are you into doing whatever you're doing right now?

Those of you who uses Gentoo, Arch Linux or whatever. How do you remember the code to install it?

!rant

I love emacs dired mode.
Nothing better than the full power of a decent text editor to edit directory content.
I know quite some multi-file-naming tools, but they are all crap compared to dired.

That's all. Have a nice weekend, everyone!

I wouldn't have a problem with opinionated tools
Unfortunately, their opinions tend to be retarded

Who here does time tracking/logging/whatever? More importantly, is forced to do so!

being a senior dev is boring. whatever you try, works -_- whatever problem you face in a new tech, gets fixed within a few minutes -_- old problem solutions are either in a repository you remember or in a browser bookmark -_- juniors come to you for solutions instead of googling -_-
there is absolutely no excitement in work life -_- dont be a senior dev -_-

1. Close devRant and other tabs with Twitter or Reddit or whatever.

2. Work.

snake case > whatever shit you come up with.

Got bit by a hacked repo. It was compromised for all of like 30-some seconds. No intrusions, but now I can't set my root password (passwd goes "oh, yeah, we got this" then it does... nothing...) and Weyland/X/Gnome/Cinnamon/KDE/whatever the kids use nowadays are all busted (they all start, but they just hang tty1 and whatever other console invoked it). Tried reinstalling all those kinds of things, didn't help.

fml

Really hate the dumb feelin I have getting used to new frameworks/languages or whatever....but on the other side is a smarter me... PUSH THROUGH DUMB DUMB!!

I finally get Agile!: Go Live, whatever happens - happens, fix and repeat. See…I kept getting hung up on delivering something that that actually worked.

Learn F#, Haskell, Rust, WebDevelopment, Assembly, whatever else comes up.

Microsoft Word - what the fuck are you doing?

It decided to do whatever-the-fuck-is-going-on-the-screenshot thing before I had the chance to save anything.

That moment when you realise, that you have typed "retrun whatever;"

When I got to know about elasticsearch. Just put the data and search whatever you want

Automate stuff.

I automate whatever I can so that my lazy ass wouldn't forget about it.

Why not : How school make you love/hate a specific domain in Computers in general ? Like Databases, Model Driven Development, simple coding, whatever

oh god, my Google Launcher/Google Now or whatever it is called "Stories to read" is filled with April Fool's Day articles... 😑

Hardware:
The Part of the computer that you can kick, slap, and do whatever the f**k you want..

- Understand programming and how the software work... then choose whatever programming language to build it, it is just Scripting after all.

procrastinating long enough that somebody else will have done whatever task I was stuck on

the uber of <whatever>

Feels like dying
I am just a shitty person overall

Sorry all for whatever I said to you that might be suboptimal

If I ever got a job and they mainly make me use Excel for whatever reason I’m just writing a python script to do whatever they’re asking me to do then just do whatever the rest of the day.

What are some things, as a dev or whatever you want a classify yourself as, use to get rid of stress?

I find it hopeless to achieve anything with applications aimed at non-devs, such as PowerPoint. How the hell can it be so difficult to use the same theme in one presentation as in another? If it had been code, I would just have copied the XML, XAML, include, link, script or whatever code in whatever language on whatever platform from the old project and pasted it into my new project. But with "user-friendly" apps I have no control of how anything actually works. I give up, my presentation will be unthemed. Maybe it's for the better anyway, less distracting graphics.

Area of focus?
Whatever the client currently needs.
Because, who has time to specialize when there are bills to pay?

Whatever, as long as it has 0 dependency to mainframe 💩 directly or not
Fuck mainframe up it's dusty ass

Question if I may be allowed to ask... Who still uses Facebook for whatever reasons they fancy and how much of it ?

Hey boy

Its whatever man whatever man

wtf is up with node-sass? Basically every project I've ever worked on breaks because it can't build with node-gyp anymore or whatever

Whatever happened to the startup "The grid"? The Artificial Intelligence that creates websites by deducing the layouts? Haven't heard from them in 3 years...

hey, someone mentioned nasa today or whatever. got me curious. if you happen to catch this, the falcon launch happens in 16 minutes. nasa.gov

What are some cool plugins, color-schemes, whatever else for vim/nvim?
Current setup is nvim + Plug + YouCompleteMe + UltiSnips

USB ports are such a vulnerability.
Using a device as cheap as a Teensy you can easily execute whatever malicious software you'd like on a person's computer.

Halo and COD Megabloks or whatever the fuck they've rebranded as now figurines, and a few fidget toys.

Different types of comments that I know in programming languages

C, C++, Java, C# , JavaScript, Golang
// whatever and /* whatever */

CSS
/* whatever */

Python, Ruby, BASH, Powershell, perl, TCL
# whatever

Almost all markup languages
<!-- whatever -->

I was amazed by how many languages i know along the way!

How many of you here have heard people talk about the next big idea, that actually turns out to be an Uber for XYZ or an Airbnb for ABC?

!dev

Tried to put my latest dev frustration in to a rant. By the time I managed to express it in English, it lost its urgent edge, and it no longer seemed big enough deal to post it here.

I'm the same way about emails too. Write it, read it delete it without sending 8 times out of 10. -.-

Coffee, cigarettes, music, redbull. Whatever it takes, man. All the healthy stuff :D