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Recruiter: Why you choose this company to work with?
Me: I didn't choose it, I have other interviews.
Recruiter: So why we should hire you?
Me: So I can pay my bills.14 -
How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array..
I mean, the life could be more simple, this is just an example.
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The only one rule that governs the entire programmers world: If I work as you want, I'll choose the price. If you choose the price, I'll work as I want.12
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Q: As a programmer in devRant, which one do you choose? The small one, the middle one or the largest?
A: Fine, I choose the white one...
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In high school, we had to choose between sports or computer science. I didn't like to play sports and now I'm a programmer.4
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My teacher said: "You can choose the language of your code, but when you will need to make a great program you will use Java"
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My Senior php backend team leader told me I could choose a new laptop, he said:
"You could always choose a mac, and be a real developer"
mean while I was already downloading ubuntu, and replied
"No thanks, I don't do html/css"11 -
One of the important lessons I learnt in DevRant.
"You don't choose the free stress ball, the stress ball chooses you."5 -
If you could choose between world peace and your dream computer, would it be a desktop or laptop?11
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!rant
Just found out that the year 2038 problem fires exactly on my 42nd birthday.
I didn't choose to be developer, it was destiny...5 -
Gotta love how straightforward the installation guide for Elixir is written for windows
(I'll choose the second one though)
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Why did I choose to be a web dev?
I didn't. That's the first job I found, and I didn't wanna starve4 -
After trying to explain a problem I was facing at work to a Non-Dev friend of mine
Non-Dev Friend: Why did you even choose to become a developer in the first place?
Me: I didn't choose coding, it choose me!4 -
This whole Linux vs Windows thing is just getting tiring. It's like sleeping with men vs women. You can choose men, you can choose women, or you can choose both. It's a choice you should be making, not someone else.11
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Wear a pink glitter dress, choose the light theme of the IDE and be still taken seriously as a dev - then you truly mastered your art!7
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You keyboard is probably the thing that you will touch the most in your whole life, you should choose it carefully.
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Choose one language that will stay and be used universally by every coder, and the others will vanish
I choose Python, what about you?45 -
FUCKING USELESS 'FRIENDS' WHO ONLY CALL/MESSAGE FOR HELPING THEM TO CHOOSE TO SELECT APPROPRIATE LAPTOP FOR THEIR 'PURPOSE'. IM FUCKING DONE. THIS IS the THIRD TIME IN THIS WEEK. STOP GETTING ON MY GODDAMN NERVES. VISIT AMAZON FOR FUCKS SAKE, APPLY FILTERS AND BOOYAH MAGIC. YOU GET A FUCKING VARIETY OF LAPTOPS TO CHOOSE FROM. BUT NO YOU WON'T, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE AMAZON.6
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Recruiter: "Take this culture survey. It's not a test. There are no right or wrong answers."
Me, internal voice: Then why give me a list of words to choose from that I think describe me best and another list of words to choose from that describe how I ought to behave at work? Clearly, there's a matchup you're trying to do here. So clearly there's going to be a wrong answer if I don't choose enough of the former to match the latter.4 -
!rant
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%19 -
Everyone given the iPhone a hard time over no headphone jack, while Samsungs are exploding.
Decision time:
- living with an adapter
- living with chargrilled testicles
Choose14 -
Quote dumbledore: "Soon we all have to choose between what is right and what is easy"
So very true in programming aswell :p -
I’m not paying all this money to watch my professor choose Internet Explorer when she has both Chrome and Firefox1
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If someone had ever gave me a chance to choose between taming a dragon and mastering CSS.
I'd be father of 2 dragons by now.4 -
GitLab vs GitHub
Which one do u choose?!
I personally prefer GitLab over GitHub. It's awesome and it's totally free for private repositories unlike GitHub's costly plans!25 -
Use the choices below to describe your Project Manager. No. you can't choose multiple it would be rude.
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found this website that helps me to concentrate while coding, https://noisli.com
Different types of background sounds choose according to mood3 -
What Unix tool would like to use in real world? Like superpower :)
I would choose grep.
- easy ads filtering with -f
- fast search in books15 -
Why did you choose to be a developer?
For me: I always liked to know how softwares work, and watch a thing that I created running!12 -
When you post a "!rant", you should choose a different rant type than "rant"... just saying.
It doesn't seem too complicated to me...3 -
Most people choose Whatsapp for its lightweight-ness and Facebook decided to make it fat with video statuses. Smh.5
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I don't get why anyone would choose to do sys admin work I have been doing it the past week I fucking hate it!
Let me program 😠5 -
I try to convince my boss to choose Slack and not Microsoft teams.
What's your opinion on these apps ?14 -
hi guys, i'm django developer and i wanna learn android.
should i choose kotlin over java?
how is job vacancies?
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1)Don't overestimate your abilities. H1Z1 killer is probably too complicated project for starters.
2)Choose proper tools. Yes Notepad++ is not the best free code editor.1 -
I don't.
This image sums it up pretty much (even though it was made for university).
Source: https://onetwentyseven.blog/2017/...
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So on a sign up website for a programming competition they ask you to choose your screen size to fit the webpage....
Oh the irony1 -
I would love to create food suggestor based on neural networks.
Something like tinder but you choose food.5 -
So, did they choose Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) as a name because Shit Rolls Down Hill was too offensive?6
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Another guiding principle of Arch Linux development is freedom. Users are not only permitted to make all decisions concerning system configuration, but also choose what their system will be. Some choose to create paper-weights, some choose to make dumb-bells, still others melt down all the silicon and make a sword out of it.
By keeping the system simple, Arch Linux provides the freedom to make any choice about the system, including the choice to not have a system at all.
Source - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/...1 -
My life in the university. Part 2.
It's you pick bad, the work is yours or even their. Choose wise!
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All these switching to linux posts and it feels universe is telling me to make the switch.
Yesterday, again, i had to go through failing windows 10 update. Wasted over 2 hr just booting up my pc because of fucking update that is incompatible with my PC.
I want to switch right now.
Which linux distro do you recommend? I let devRant choose my OS. ( p.s Its a laptop )
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If you weren't allowed to be called a developer/engineer/etc, what would you choose to call yourself?
Code ninja/wizard/monkey?
Hacker?
Techie?20 -
I read a lot about people that think that millennial are the most entitled and demanding group of people. The more i work in technical support, or any Client based job, i know how it's an half truth.
Truth is Older people usually are WAY worse. Can't fucking make a decision by themselves, i always have to CHOOSE their fucking language. How can you so stupid, you can't figure out which language you want you computer in... You don't know which language you talk dumb fuck? (Not talking about keyboard layout here, you can imagine it's even worse! But at least i know why somebody that has no technical knowledge can be confused)
I have to take them hand by hand because they can't figure out how to read... Younger people usually just say: Okay i'll try that! Thanks! And just hang up, no fucking dicking around on things i don't know what they are doing or why they are asking. They are rarely the fuckers that want to talk to a supervisor to get free repairs and returns. Entitlement at it's best...
Stupidity and entitlement have no age. Period.9 -
Me and loneliness have been best friends recently, but I’m not going to let it interfere with my goals in life. I’m going to choose to fight for a better life. Choose to fight for yourself and just know that someone loves you somewhere :)2
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And another shitty hoster...
Translation:
“The password is to long. Please choose a password that is not longer than 16 characters”
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Any computer assemblers not giving to their consumers the ability to choose what OS they want on their machine.2
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Microsoft Visual Studio.
The shittiest time waster ever.
Waiting for the damn right version to be installed.
Please, save time.
Choose better.4 -
What would you choose:
- 35% raise + professional growth
- flexible hours with occasional home office but no professional growth
?13 -
Laravel is clean but slow
Codeigniter is fast but messy
Which one to choose?
Or are there any good alternatives?23 -
- (Non-dev) stop taking drugs and so much alcohol
- Choose between open-source and proprietary techs
- Begin my own project : an educational web platform1 -
Everybody trying to create THEIR own universal platform so we must choose which universal platform is more universal than others1
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I am confused to choose in which field should I go...Web Development or Mobile Development or Software..?
Please help12 -
I appreciate people making tutorials to help people learn, but please, please, please, choose a different topic than creating a task list next time.
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Tell me again why anyone would choose to use Oracle Cloud instead if AWS GCP AZURE if Oracle cant even get their fucking website running?
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DevRant doesn't let you choose the protocol for your website. Seeing http:// on my profile makes me feel insecure.6
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Immediately after I fix a big I'm super happy.
Then I think about how it got there I'm the first place and realise it's because I made a stupid mistake and I'm super angry with myself.
I didn't choose the bug life, the bug life choose me.3 -
I wanna start learning mob app development. Which should i choose amongst these and why?
1) React Native
2) Ionic
3) ios native app development.
At the end my focus is to earn more from which ever the tech stack i choose.
Thanks!20 -
shit fuck ass
i can either get the work done or write fucking documentation on my research, choose one6 -
Wasted 2 hours configuring smtp on this Windows box. I hate when clients choose the OS with no relevance to the language.2
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Since i am successfully make my employee join devrant, they are started arguing the best editor, 3 choose neovim and 2 other join VScode side.
I choose to use Joe's Own Editor.
And also i am converted to Pink Religion.12 -
I did not start with Vue yet, but I am already quite tempted to cheat with Svelte.
So hard to choose between them.
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I honestly treat JavaScript as a binary executable format nowadays. It's an output format for me.
I choose you, TypeScript.4 -
Currently have this issue where I just want to try out all the cool things I see, so my project is not going anywhere and instead just gets rewritten over and over but with a different tool or architecture or framework each time. Can't lock down on something I like, because I like everything 😅1
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No one fuckin' cares about Generalizing Specialist Developer.
Everyone wants Specialist Developer!
Can't you choose to be Jack of some trade with Specialist in one amongst it?13 -
I always choose light theme in all my IDEs and unable to answer whenever some one asks why. Mind to share some of yours?9
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Why would anyone ever choose Oracle proprietary APIs for building web applications? I'm pulling my hair out trying to fix, yet, another Oracle ADF project... Why? Why?
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Either a very tired dev or a really really critical bug fix whose details cannot be revealed
I'll choose the first
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If you could solve *one* of the major unresolved problems in computer science, which one would you choose and *why*?14
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I cannot choose between Java, JavaScript and c#. I'm interested in Android and video games development. Can one of these do both?10
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Lately, all I see is ppl postings gifs instead of ranting...
So, choose a team:
Team Hard G
Or
Team Soft G5 -
You have the power to kill a technology/language for the eternity, and make one more powerful and evident, which ones would you choose and why?11
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Stack Overflow's great when people choose to demonstrate their intelligence by insulting your approach rather than answering the question or providing substantive guidance.3
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Yo developers.
Why do they choose different dates for server ?
We are having a three different server with three different dates. Why? TIA.2 -
- Understand programming and how the software work... then choose whatever programming language to build it, it is just Scripting after all.
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Startup company thats self sufficient and fair wage and freedom
Or
Bigger company with 50% bigger wage but with big company things attached?9 -
I still wonder which one is better to fully learn/understand. I know to code something in both, I know about the different way of how they handle memory and I know about some of their use-cases, but then again... this stupid question still pops out:
C or C++ and why?2 -
!rant
GNOME 3 vs KDE vs XFCE vs Custom Openbox vs Cinnamon
What would you choose?
I'm a lover of XFCE and Openbox. Sometimes even i3w23 -
Why do you think there are only few females in the tech industry? Why are there few female who choose the tech career? (Honest answers, highly appreciated)12
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I really should start using a password manager but I have no idea what one to choose, anyone have any input?
I'm thinking 1Password at the moment12 -
Thinking of getting a new laptop.
Lenovo v330 i7-8550u , 8GB DDR4
OR
Asus vivobook s15 i7-7500u , 8GB DDR4
Which one ?15 -
Pomodoro technique
Best hack as you choose the "session" length to suit your style and promotes focused effort. -
Hi guys I finally choose one sticker, I take him cause he looks creative. :D hope you enjoy i will contact other society to get stickers now.
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How do you choose the hostnames for your systems?
I usually name them after AIs from series, movies,games.13 -
Privacy vs Freedom
What will you choose and why?
(I know, I know, it depends on situation/context. Still choose one.)15 -
Just had to type a 12x12 matrix by hand.. Bleh
I didn't choose the engineering lyfe, the engineering lyfe chose me -
Working on a project that's due "yesterday" but girlfriend wants to go out.
Two bullets. Client. Her.
Which one do you choose?6 -
If you got job offers from Uber and IBM. Which one you would choose?
This would be my first big name company. Need advice. 🤷🏻♂️18 -
i have to choose an instructor for my university final project and i'm gonna choose the teacher who is strict and always gives tasks on which i spend time to think and do researches and learn new things, because i like this kind of pressure and i like being pushed to my limits and to discover what i am capable of doing!2
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Book: “Many cloud services choose not to implement distributed transactions due to the operational problems they engender.”
Me: ..... [flips pages and skips the chapter]1 -
Developing Java is like breakfast. You have many fruit jam JARs and you need to decide which one to choose.
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should I take computer science and if I should Can I choose a programming language or will I have to just see what they have to offer?12
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Why should you choose between coffee and tea when you can drink both at the same time?
Haha I actually enjoy brewing vanilla tea and coffee ☕5 -
What would you choose if you can have a girlfriend who is also a programmer or a "normal" one 🤔
I think, I would choose the normal one 👀14 -
What would you choose as your job title if you could choose anything?
I started a new job and they have job title freedom policy :)
My official position is Senior Engenier/Tech Lead.11 -
I'm thinking that the user should be able to choose his body in the avatar builder. I'm not as skinny as I look on my avatar. :)1
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tmux, Neovim, and Alacritty (term emu) with VT323 font... on Windows via WSL. When you can't decide between OS's, just choose both!
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If VS code plugins were Pokemon cards, which ones would you choose and what level would they be? ... Ready .... Set ... Go2
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Question of the day : do you sometimes choose to learn a programming langage because of its popularity in the professional world ?2
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How can I choose the right interns/developers? Any lessons? I'm planning to setup a full-fledged software development company.20
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!rant
Need some advice on which university to choose in melbourne for bachelor of software engineering1 -
If you could choose... you would prefer developing the back-end or the front-end part in an application?7
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Q&A Time: What company you would like to work in ? Personally, I'd choose Jagex (RuneScape rulez) or Google6
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What's your top 3 progressing languages/favorite editor?
(I choose Python, C++, and Applesoft Basic. & Notepad++ for the editor.)8 -
i'll make an important choice so i have to choose a distro between those too:
1.Kubuntu
2.Linux Mint6 -
Recommendations for programming keyboards?
Coming from a membrane switch background (laptop/Apple keyboards etc), but apparently I should choose mechanical6 -
Okay people I need help. I've researched a ton, but I can't really find a good answer. I'm trying to choose between Linux mint and Ubuntu. Now I know that there aren't any huge differences, but can you please help me, find out what would make you choose one over the other?8
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is it sane to choose Notion instead of Confluence and Shortcut (Formerly Clubhouse) instead of Jira, or do I come as a total hipster?
Or better yet, instead of Shortcut or Jira, choose Todoist?5 -
That fucking moment, when you choose wrong partition while installing Windows...
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...5 -
So what Linux distribution do you guys use for regular usage,development and stuff..
I'm currently on Linux mint, planing to upgrade to a more PRO distribution for the heck of it...17 -
<?php
die(eval("printf('Is PHP bad for your mental health and should you choose something simpler? %s',2000 == '2e3bf55c7e4dd7ef7bc5b1bf05fcf786' ? 'true' : 'false');"));
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Learning to develop. I must choose:
1. UWP
2. Android
3. iOS
4. Xamarin.Forms
Please give me suggestion, thank you!10 -
Iwanted to create a website like freelancer, but the customers choose the dev instead of the dev choosing his employee. Do you think its worth a shot?32
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So you guys, at what time exactly do you all sleep? Just wondering because i know what it takes to choose IT as profession. 😁
Always AM4 -
Should you be able to choose which desk you can sit on in your workplace? There are plenty of empty desks and some of them have a good view of the outside. My manager says i don't get to choose and that I should sit with the technology team. Am I just being stupid?10
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DevRanters, which one would u choose?
Marginal increase in salary and climb up the corporate ladder.
OR
Substantial increase in salary but climb down the corporate ladder.11 -
Best thing i have learnt from college is that you should choose your project partner more carefully than your life partner.
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The "voluntary" Affirmative Action tracking questions on your site's job applications are no longer voluntary if you don't have an "I choose not to say" option and refuse to accept the placeholder "Choose One"...
"Refusal to provide this information will not subject you to adverse treatment." ...other than the inability to submit your application, of course. -
Do you usually study and choose a technology that you like/prefer or what a job requirement requires? 🤔2
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What would you choose between 'clean code but just completed half of the tasks' or 'messy code but completed all of the tasks' ?5
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Back-end stuffs, while I know how to do front-end, but I choose not to.
But for freelance project i do full stack though. -
TLDR: Opinions of area of interest between these subjects (specializations):
1 Algorithms
2 Programming languages
3 Business analytics
4 Pervasive computing
Hi, I'm about to choose specialisation of my software development masters. I'm almost certain what I'll go with (algorithms), but I wondered what other people thought and would choose if they had the opportunity. I'm still not too experienced in all of these areas, making the choice a bit hard :-)2 -
Neo4j vs Mongo vs SQL
Which one would you choose for a high density scalable database?
Please comment with your ideas about speed and scalability.15 -
Has anyone ever had to choose either to write the remaining letters of a word in the NEXT line or just jot down below that same line?4
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boubas say aNgEr iS cOunTerpROductIve, yet all I do is essentially manifestation of anger towards biological limitations, fundamental barriers, and death.
If I have to choose one deadly sin, I choose anger and wield it as my weapon.3 -
If you had the opportunity to start all over again in programming right now, which language would you choose to start?7
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Angular gets shit done. So we basically bake cookies in their angular-cli? Its fuarking great! I choose the RED pill!2
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Clinician : How did you choose what variables you put in that multivariate analysis?
Me : ... don't ask, just be happy it's significant -
You choose a superpower in the comments and the first person who replies (me included) chooses a side effect13
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Day one thesis consultation class. We are required to choose ten topics (I already have top three topics that we will choose from) but we need ten.
I have listed down 9. One more to go!
AND ITS KILLING ME2 -
Is there something like a documentation-viewer app for android-phones?
Something where I can choose a lang and then search the documentation of the standard-library.2 -
Question for those who are into mobile game dev: unity is still a shitshow or they just quit the idea of charging for each install ? Trying to choose a game engine and I have no f clue what to choose for a 2.5d platformer13
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Well in company , really good at giving surprises, like they choose to Only tell you about 2 hours before the deadline.6
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Help me decide to choose between nestjs and Adonis js framework for node? I know laravel and angular so it makes hard for me to choose between the two.
Nestjs is angular inspired while Adonis js is laravel inspired. I only have experience with express framework. Thanks!2 -
CPP, python, javascript
Which one is best to learn DSA?
I'm really confused which one should I choose?8 -
!rant
That moment when you choose a JavaScript frontend framework based on the color of its logo (really love green color)2 -
If you are to buy a new laptop, which color would you choose?
Suggested options (u can add):
Black
Silver grey
Silver
White
Red17
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