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Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?7 -
Person: What do you do for a living?
Programmer: I'm an etymologist
Person: What does that mean?
Programmer: I work with bugs7 -
Living my best life, not too far from my computer, in the shade, with coffee 😁✌️hope you're all having a great day
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What is your idea of 'perfect date'?
Me: DD/MM/YYYY
Seriously, living in US since last six months till, still not getting used to MM/DD/YYYY!!!19 -
At a party.
A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a dev-
A: So you can like... hack things? Can you hack my insta?
ಠ_ಥ14 -
Just wanted to show you all a completely relevant image I took at Living Computer Museum in Seattle.
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I modeled layout of my living room in VR. Now I can take a seat on my couch without taking off my headset :D
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I fucking hate Apple products now.
iPhone 5s time was Apple's prime.
Now it's just a company living off the momentum of its old products.
iPhone X.. really ? the notch ?7 -
- - What do you do for living?
- I am a programmer.
- - So you can hack a Facebook account?
- *bleeding inside*9 -
A : What you do for living ?
B : I'm a Software Engineer
A : Hmmm what ?
B : I do IT
A : Ohh, so you do IT. Cool
😊15 -
**Colleagues Speaking about some political issues**
Me: Why what happened in that council?
Colleagues: Are you living under a rock or what?
Me: No, I have been living inside a shell. Why?
Colleagues: Stared for 5 seconds and continued with their topic.
I so badly want some programmers in my office ☹️4 -
Fucxing finally! Payday! I've been living below poverty line this entire month and it feels good to be rich again 😎27
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My own language, hence my own parser.
Reinvented the regular expression before realizing it already existed (Google didn't exist at the time).
I'm a living reference for regular expressions since then.7 -
So what do you do for a living?
- I fix shit. While i do that, i break some other shit and then i fix that shit.2 -
What do you do for a living?
I just write line of codes until it works and looks aesthetically pleasing.3 -
What my parents would have said back in the day if I told them I was a dev: "You listen to that annoying sound for a living?"
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Iceland be like: "fuck all your screwed up democracies... We go open gov"...
Who else here is jealous of people living in Iceland these days?
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Everyone keeps posting about Linux and living in 2037 but I don't get it. Why is Linux so great? How do you live with the incompatibility of your games??? Just casually rocking windows 10 living in 2017
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"Work is intended to earn you money, you don't have to like it to make a living from it" - my first boss7
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The fun thing about wannacry and petya ransomware, that you are living in Ukraine and facing this sort of shit second day long
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Looks like we lost the Google Assistant over to the Rick and Morty fans. *Sigh* dark times we're living in.
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A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were they living in the Matrix, but it was being run on Windows 98
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Sometimes i dont even feel like i am living at all. I couldnt even state what makes me happy anymore without a second thought.
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Recently got hired for my first full-time role and I am overcome with joy, but also terrified of not living up to expectations =/7
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Everyone given the iPhone a hard time over no headphone jack, while Samsungs are exploding.
Decision time:
- living with an adapter
- living with chargrilled testicles
Choose14 -
If we're living in simulation, then God should start releasing some updates, because world has too many bugs8
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X: "what do you do for a living?"
Me: "i'm a computer engineer"
X: "so you're like Mr. Robot, right?"
Me: "..."1 -
Only starting to use Linux (mint) as main os a month ago
Penguin fact: the largest living penguin species is the emperor penguin (1.1m tall, weighs 35kg)6 -
There are legal companies in my home country who make a living by selling pirated games and software for only 2$ each...
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If we are living in a simulation then I am pretty sure that the quantum mechanics part was written in javascript.3
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When you forgot to escape characters in regex and wonder why the fuck it’s not working for 2 hours. 😖
Why regex must you be a living hell!3 -
Spending hours designing an email newsletter only for Microsoft Outlook to continue living in the stone age and fucking ruin it for you.12
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Coding has taught me that there are 10 kinds of people...
* Those who code for a living
* Those who want you to fix their laptop/printer/phone/etc.1 -
The dilemma of having a job that I love but a salary that just breaks even with living expenses and student loans.2
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F*ck all that out-of-date people who are like "You can not get a living out of IT" and the "You work on that application 6 months now, it should be already done." My parents do that shit aaaaall the time. Like they know so much about this when they can't even turn on wifi on their phones. You're enthusiastic and all and they come and start bullying you because they don't understand shit about what you do.7
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I'm starting on a new project and the person that is wanting this done recommended we have a "living document of requirements"
Fuck no!15 -
All my life I have been living with my family. I'll soon be leaving my home and going to another city for work. I'll most probably be living alone and I'm quite apprehensive. Anyone willing to share their experiences of relocating to another city by yourself?9
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Person: What are you doing for living?
Me: I am a software engineer.
P: what does that mean?
M: we build applications and websites. basically
P: like what?
M: I don't have an example now, but when you open your computer and navigate to a website, we build similar things..
P: ahhaaah, so you make computers
M: no no, *open Facebook on my phone* see this is an application, we made applications that run on devices.
P: so make phones, that's cool
M: nooo!
P: so you do nothing !
M: yes 🙄1 -
!rant
Finally did it! Since yesterday about 17:00 CET I am a fully blown "Fachinformatiker Anwendungsentwicklung".
Today the first day of work where I get finally paid a living wage!
Whoohoo!
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Most days I want to answer the question of “What do you do for a living?” with “I send emails”. It would sadly be a very honest answer.2
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I just realized I was living in my arse during university and I probably wasted some of the best years of my life.18
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Hey DevRanters,
You are tasked with living without tech in any shape or form (Lets say, for 2 weeks).
How you approaching it?30 -
don't ever use drupal for any of your project, you will regret it. Its a living hell for developers.4
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Thank you David and Tim!
Took some time because i am living in Germany but the wait paid off. Love the stickers!
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Jeep Mechanic duh. Currently code for a living and work on Jeeps for a hobby. It would just be the other way around.
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Ordinary people brag about something they did in sports or somethin else boring they
did in their living.
Tech geeks brag about finally succeeding in installing Arch Linux.
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Do less development and more living. I’m tired of all of it. I need a career track change. I don’t know how anyone can keep up with all of it.1
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In the future, when someone asks me what I do for a living, I'll answer
-"I'm a programmer" [1 sec pause] "I'm not a printer mechanic".3 -
I've been been in consulting doing systems implementations for about a decade. I just started a new e-commerce project with perhaps the most agreeable client I've ever encountered - in fact they're extremely eager to make my job easier. Just today one of the stakeholders, completely seriously, uttered the phrase "maybe we don't need to care about IE".
After ten years living thru every client cliche imaginable over and over again I now find I don't know how to trust. Their acceptance of best practices and my recommendations is almost unnerving...3 -
Living with a 1yo rugrat is like having an agent of entropy at home.
Need a way to hook up /dev/urandom to this chaos generator1 -
I see your cable hell and raise you my cable hell
(This is my PS4 + PSVR setup + some other stuff in my living room)
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Listening to chilling country music and learning whole new language at work after successful meeting. Life is worth living for such moments 😊4
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My father used to beat the living shit outta me for getting low marks during my school days. Happy Father’s Day lol17
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American Express is proud to be the official card for Universal Orlando. It also uses Windows XP. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ALTERNATE DIMENSION AM I LIVING IN? Meh, still better than Windows 10.
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I've been working remotely for more than 6 months, but today it's the first time I'm coding wearing only underpants
Living the dream4 -
Dear app developers
The purpose of toasts is to report a few words in response to a single and repeatable action. Don't put long error messages resulting from submitting an 8-page form in a toast.1 -
Best part of living alone... lip syncing ktv (karaoke) and dancing like no one's watching.
Oh Happy Moon Festival2 -
When the PM schedules you for 160 hours in an 80 hour sprint... I didn't enjoy living my life anyways, apparently. FMDL.3
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Late update to the party, but I’m temporarily occupying the newly decorated living room while my room / office is being prepared for a swish new look.
Obligatory code included.
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Git: the occasionally frustrating, dangerous, and infuriating VCS you can't believe you were living without.
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I think it's about time I Dual booted my Home PC with Windows 10 and Ubuntu GNOME. Been living the Windows exclusive life for to long.
It's all about having options.10 -
I'm ashamed to call Australia home. The adulterer who voted against same sex marriage because it would endanger the sacred family was elected again. I wish I was living in Saudi Arabia.37
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Got my first ever fully working non-derver Linux distro running - yay! Living room streaming rig - here we go!2
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Fuckkk. I was living under a rock.
When did developers start charging for wysiwyg editor libraries?
😫😫😫6 -
Me: not even using typescript (even disabled everywhere), living a happy life.......
VS Code: TS ERROR....TS ERROR... TS HINT....
Well, fuck you too Microsoft.1 -
Not purely dev related but I’d love to make a living out of creating my own products/startups. The dream.3
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I'm visiting st. Petersburg in russia. Any devRanters living there? Or can anyone reccomend stuff?2
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I just wish I could make my living by doing stuff that I love and not by doing stuff that other people have to do to make a living so they can do what they love.2
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!rant
So I have been living in a room without natrual light for a year. For the first time I'm looking forward to having windows.1 -
That feel when you move most of your dev environment to servers and connect to it via vpn so you won't have to open 10+ terminal windows 😍8
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My mom doesn't know what I do for a living. All she can confidently do is tell her friends is "My son works with computers".2
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To the one who named his Stressball stressy.
This is my Stressball and he is called Michael.
(Any resemblance to a living person is purely coincidental)
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Our IT team keeping our PET Production server alive by resizing partitions on the fly.
#living-on-the-edge
#caveman-practices
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It's made it possible for me to be self-employed and work from home, which for an introvert with bipolar disorder is the difference between working for a living or being on disability.1
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My father follows with great interests what I'm doing (he was working in IT), my mom think I'm a wizard and my grandmother think I'm living on a higher plan of existence 🤔
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Does spectrum count?!🤔
Jumping jack, loads of tapes & other silly games, my radio & kidnapped tv in the living room 😍😍 yay! -
Developers are handled like trash..
Why don't developers get house and pay like a MBA guy or executive (considering whole company is based on developers, its a web development company)4 -
Isn't it just lovely when your boss brings his 3yo daughter who just makes noise for a living to the office while you're on a hard task?5
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How can I endure in my coding journey living in a country like Nigeria with erratic electricity.??.12
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What if I told you I have been earning a good living programming, yes programming, in Coldfusion (CFML)4
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We're living in a world where 200 ko of RAM to send people to the moon, but 4 go isn't enough to make Jira fluid, while it's a fucking website.10
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When there is no way to test the code you have written.... I cannot help but stress my arse off...4
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Got my Stress Ball in the mail the other day. It now joins the other items living on my desk at work. :-)
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When people ask me what I do for a living I reply : "I'm dev" (Which is "Je suis dev" in french) and people always think I'm called Dave4
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Just realized my family's night time routine...
-Mom dad: watch Chinese dramas on living room tv
-Younger brother: watch Chinese dramas on his PC upstairs
-Me: watch YouTube/Netflix or read webcomics on my phone in other living room
Are all families like this these days?22 -
does anybody of you do freelance work and outsource it to upwork/fiverr and living the sweet nothing to do life (except talking to the customer and writing briefings)?
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The more I show up to the office to tackle impossible client demands, the more I realize that I am living in the world of The Expert.
https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg1 -
A living fossil discovers modern software practices. Nice roasting in the answers:
https://workplace.stackexchange.com/...1 -
My dream is, that I could make a living from developing my opensource libraries. And some Companies pay me to develop some features for them.2
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Is it a bug ,if you have the hairstyles which I have kept on my avatar, you can't have facial hair? Really devRant? I'm the living example and I have both3
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Building software for other people for a living for 15 years has taught me how to hate the only thing I was ever much good at.2
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In reality, I'm really frustrated with my life, sometimes I thought that dying is easier than living 🙂.7
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Windows users be like "Oh, it's fine. Our tent comfortably fits all my family and it's cold there for only half a year, but not too cold, just wear a coat while you're inside and you'll be fine. Clean water is only two miles away, walking is healthy after all. Yes, agents come every week and rape my wife but it only happens to newbs and honestly I respect that ritual, this is how life works. You only have to send three papers to them to ask them please not to rape us this week and they don't come for a whole week! I ain't stupid, I always carry my gun with me to shoot thugs"
Living with MacOS is just living. You pay the fee and they let you in.
Living with Linux can be just living too, but it can be much more, your skill and willingness to learn are always rewarded. I've been there, I used Arch.
But living with windows is always survival.18 -
Working for early-stage startup is like living with alcoholic father. Fuck lean startup mantra! Fuck any kind of bullshit about agility and business sustainability.8
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Aww yis. Got emergency service call with only 10% battery left. Solved it with 6% left. Though I admit I don't like living on the edge. Where's my power adapter?
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Government sending me advertisements of some fucking foundation offering payment terminal offers.
Living the times where even own country tries to fuck you using your tax money.
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So are we living in the time where new programmer are no longer care know how to code effective and clean code because of libraries out there OVERSIMPLIFIED it?3
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Moved house on Friday, everything sorted but will have to wait up to 10 days for broadband and stuff to go live.
It's like living in the dark ages...5 -
Sometimes I pause for a moment, just to contemplate that I’m finally living the life without alarm clocks.8
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Imagine living in fucking 2021 and still be writing unit tests. If genius can generate gravity, with those stupid people I bet antigravity exists lmao25
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My last commit:
git commit -m "This better f*ing work or I will make everyone's life a living hell tomorrow morning... btw, I fixed the ie 10 display bug." -
I love living in Australia but I may move to Europe just for the sake of fast internet.. come on Aus, mobile 4G in Europe is faster than these connections😞5
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If C++ is ever uprooted by "the upstart" I am going to tell people:
"I use an electromagnetic probe to move around oxidized iron filings to form logic circuits for a living."4 -
Just a quick question/survey. Who here has a college degree and what do you guys do for a living? Contemplating going back to school!11
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Bugs*, why do thou love me as such? Whenever I launch Windows^, thou art there!
* physical living bugs
^ actual glass window2 -
Did my first solo yesterday :D
Not long till I can hang the keyboard and fly for a living
https://youtube.com/watch/... -
How many of us here suffer from depression or any other mental illness? And how does it hinder you from living your normal life?8
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The characters in Euphoria are living the life. Fuck, do drugs, get high, no feature to implement, no bugs to fix.5
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this feel that i can change the world doing main job basically living anywhere in the world. just give me some keyboard connected to things.
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Just got an email from Apple about their announcement yesterday. Just in case you have been living under a rock or something...
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Developers celebrate technology, but has technology stopped war, poverty, hunger, injustice, climate change, and the destruction of planet earth by the human beings living on this very planet?20
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https://cosmosmagazine.com/physics/...
Great, but I'm still bothered a bit about how the galaxies are forming "Hello World!".1 -
Spreading love for devRant amongst dev Mates in India; mates are Living and Loving it.
Cheers @dfox and @trogus3 -
My Laptop recently lost his mobility. I think my battery died ;_;
i3-status-bar shows me a nice 0,00% and as soon as my charger disconnects, it shuts down. Hope My insurance is still active... -
well, I'm free now. In case you need a freelance software developer with experience in Python, Go and React living overseas drop me a message :)10
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I remember when fashion looked like this. But now… what happened? Since when exactly did people turn into living billboards for overpriced brands?
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Got a good paying and high learning job. In Mumbai. I'm from new Delhi. Any fellow devs who can help me find out a good living place around lower Parel area?4
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I work from home and my biggest coding distraction is when the house is a wreck. I also love in a small 2 bedroom apartment and my office is in the living room..3
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Have I been living in a cave? How long has "Gradle Cloud Services" been around? Pros/Cons? Is it the death of Jenkins?1
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The perks of being an AI researcher/Data Engineer:
Having to explain what I do for a living at every single family gathering. -
The moment when you scratch your mousepad or take off your keyboard keys, and you find out how horrible your living conditions are...
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I'm a gadget freak who also wants to start living the life of a minimalist and zerowaste lifestyle. Eff me right?
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I just got an offer from my school, I can make my last semester in Taiwan. Is any of you living here. How is the life ?
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Had one of those days today. Nothing worked. I thought why would anyone want to do this for a living 😂
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Hmm, can't think of anything to rant about from this whole year?
Am I living an awesome life, or am I not?4 -
For the challenge:
The challenge of living within your means when you start out then realising that no company gives the payrises and/or bonuses stipulated as possible in the contract or 'a sure thing' by the recruiter, such that what was comfortably your living within your means becomes living well outside your means thanks to inflation, and no pay review to make things match.
OR
Because I like to do work that either never gets used, or gets rewritten and fucked by the apprentice before anyone attempts to use it.2 -
Was trying to figure out the seemingly unending line of scripts that call scripts scripts and I commented out the core functionality of a job in production. Stayed their for weeks. The script in question? Validates that correct data is loading from an etl job.
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We need a running theme for topics that treat "the code" as if it is a living thing. Like we never stop to think about what The Code thinks about all this.1
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Anyone have experience with filterless or chemical-free aquarium ecosystems? Looks like a real neat hobby but i dont want to mess with living things too much for fear they get harmed5
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Option #1 when installing new software: "Install database and web server on same server (typical)" ... Typical!? What kind of world are we living in here?
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In order to avoid talking bout thing we do to keep living, what's your fav music genre and why is it vaporwave? 😂2
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I need to do some freelance job and earn money, but i'm banned from major freelancer websites because I'm living in a country that they don't like!6
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Is anyone here living/working/studying/frequenting Singapore?
If yes, where you so kind as to explain why it is a good/bad place to study?1 -
Anyone living in France, Netherlands or Germany?
Could you guys suggest me any companies for a placement/internship?
I've been struggling quite a bit with finding them outside of the UK.
😭😭6 -
Lovely day of remembering how one area after another hot handed over to non living sadistic sociopaths intent on living like unfeeling robots2
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!dev
The conversation with my friend.
friend: "So you are getting a new Job?"
me : "Yea, maybe I will start a business tho. btw , what you do for a living now?"
friend: "I fap for living."
me: "aacha? come on serious."
friend :"serious only I am telling. I donate my sperm for RM150 per sample."
me: "WTF"
friend: "yeap. and that's how I made more virgin marry with my donation."
me: "YUCKS, stop it." -
Remembering about how all the poisonous snakes in an area are limited to where the people are living lol
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