windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

True story? Idk, just made me laugh

Our testers want us devs to start paying 50 cents for each bug the testers find. But they won't agree to paying us devs 50 cents for each bug that makes it into production.

Client: I want a mobile game with Leaderboards, Social media sign-ins, In-game store, Ads, IAP etc in 2 months

Me: Cool, what’s your budget?

Client: $50

x += 50;

Every time... went from 0-5 commits per day to about 50.

SFW version of '50 Shades of Grey'

As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

Me: "Mom, dad, I'm a programmer"
*dad suddenly becomes sad, gives mom 50 bucks*

Only now just noticed the Lumia 650 box has the phone show the clock at 6:50... Holy shit

I don't get 50 shades of grey.

They should have called it: "256 shades of gray unless you're on 10bit HDR, then its 1024 shades of grey"

That would have made much more sense

I repared my pc. Total cost: 1 €.
Still runs after almost 2 years xD

Programming is possibly the most relaxing job.

5% time programming
30% time searching the web
50% time thinking
15% time pretending to be thinking

I made a script for this group to verify their data, but they didn't want to use it because it's "only 50 lines of code and might miss something".

50 shades of RJ45

A friend of mine went to her boss and said that she will quit if she won't get 50% salary raise - boss said ok. She told about it her working colleague so he went to the boss and said 50% or I'll quit - boss said cleanup your desk...

Royally fucked up my computer by having my application open 50 instances of itself. I can't even move my mouse...

Stephen Hawking has just under 70k followers on Twitter. Kim Kardashian has just under 50 million followers. This realization really pissed me off - most humans are just idiots.

Spent 2 days carefully crafting a highly optimised routine, then spent 3 minutes to write an unoptimised version for benchmarking. The latter ran 50% faster.

A lot people want websites as big as Facebook in just 50$ 😂

Love this quote:
"Think of C as sort of a plain-spoken grandfather who grew up trapping beavers and served in several wars but can still do 50 pullups."

I always have 50+ tabs on mobile chrome that I'm 80% sure I'm gonna read in my lifetime

Samsung be like...
-- 8GB ram
-- 64GB storage.

Buy phone...
Open settings...
-- 50+ system apps
-- 2gb ram left
-- 12gb storage remaining

I fucking LOVEEEEE that there's atleast 50 different ways to set the mysql root password, depending on what weather, what time and what version you're lucky to fetch from the repos.

Depression is like email newsletters, nobody signed up for that shit and the unsubscribe link never works 🙈 fuck that 📧

Programmers 50 shades of grey...!!

Today I got my programming test back. 50/50 points. I only deserved 40 of them, since I wrote horrible code, so I told the teacher "I don't understand my points." His reply: "I also don't understand." I was laughing for at least 5 minutes 😂

Assembly Programming is a misunderstood and tragically underutilized form of self-abuse.
While the ladies were off reading "50 Shades of Grey," I was reading the ARM ISA documentation.

Wrote a python script to fetch details of amazon products to monitor price differences.
The script is only 50 lines, which is why I love python!

Good morning everyone. May your phone battery always be above 50%.

The feeling when you close 50 tabs after fixing a bug

50% of the devs are no longer devs now

" I want to show you my playroom "

"You want to play to your xbox ? "

" No . . . "

[50 shades of C]

My prepaid travelcard company sends me an email whenever I buy coffee for 50 cents. Decides to ignore when I make a €2500 withdrawal.

I wrote a 50 lines of CSS today.

So productive.

Boss sends e-mail telling everyone we have funding for 1+ year.

Two weeks later 50% of employees laid off.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

So this guy starts a Kickstarter campaign to collect 50$ for his chicken nugget calculator app...
He wants 50$ to get a playstore license which costs 25$? (I think)
And then to make the app probably takes not even an hour.

I hope this is a joke haha

Finally bought NieR from Steam with 50% off.
But the game crushes at start due to visual C++ redistributable issues.
Fucken DLL hell...
I start write js instead 🤦‍♂️

Reached out to Apple to report a bug where my screen gets pushed down 50% and leaves an odd blank area. Turns out the bug is literally a feature 😂

50 euros just TO BE ABLE TO WIPE MY FUCKING ASS

FUCK YOU, PIECE OF SHIT HOARDERS, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER

> Amazon like website - 9 dollars
> Webdev homework. - 50 dollars
> Spelling mistakes. - have no price

Freelancing can be so bizarre, I'm 50 bucks wealthier now tho.

Bought a $50 google play credit!

Now I am a devRant supporter!!!

So razer just launched their new game store and the CEO accidentally posted a code which gave you 50% off xD
Talk about having a bad day

Leaving work at 5:50 ... a.m.

Congratulations on a great year of continuous stress and being successful. As a reward here's a 50 bucks increase to your salary.

Yeah... great.. fuck you!

You know 💩 got serious, when you type 50+ line of codes in nano editor.

50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.

I spend around 50% of work time on personal projects.

It's 10% f*cks
20% will
15% concentrated power of beer
5% pleasure
And 50% pain
And 100% reason to remember be sane

I released my first legitimate Android app to production a week or two ago, and it already has over 50 downloads on the Play Store! 😄😄😄

raspberry pi zero w: 10$

shipping to europe: 50$

Thanks adafruit

The StackOverflow developer insights says they have over 50% web developers. They missed the <title> tag.

Me using avatar builder to visualize how I would look after 50 years 😅

The allocation of my time while 'programming':
50% Reddit
25% Stack Overflow
24% Error messages
1% Actual coding
100% Frustration

Computer science:

50% science
40% jarbled mess
5% idiot teachers

5% more jarbled mess

You know there's something wrong when you write 50+ lines of code and it compiles on the first go

When refactoring your own code makes your past self feel stupid.

!rant
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

When your code reviewing the new guy and there's 50 comments for every line of code

Google Insights updates their image score algorithm. Now all our website scores dropped from ~90 to 20 - 50. Guess who needs to resize all the freaking images. Fuck me.

If there were no keyboars shortcuts,I would have been 50% less productive.

Drunk as in wasted?
I've never coded in such a pitiful state because it kills all concentration cells, but a Depressados once in a while makes enthusiasm +10 and stressIgnoring +50.

Skipped my lectures at university just to get my new Dell laptop at home.

Here is my experience of dell account portal:

There is a 50-50 chance that your order will appear in the list of orders. It has it's own mind, sometimes it will appear, sometimes it will say it has found no orders.

Now if somehow you do see the order in the list, there is a 50-50 chance that clicking on the order number will actually show you the correct order. Most of the time it will take you to a completely different order, where you can see the name, address and other personal details of a person that you don't know. THANKS DELL!

Now if somehow clicking on the order number takes you to the right order details page, there is a 50-50 chance that there will be no courier information, it will be blank without any information. Sometimes it will show the tracking number, but no courier details.

Right, now let's say that I don't give a fuck about any of these. I stayed home, skipping my lecture, just so that I can get my laptop. They promised me that they will deliver it today and I trust them 🙂

BUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, not only that they will not deliver it today, they haven't even bothered to give me a call and say that they won't be delivering it today. YOU PIECE OF HORSESHIT, I skipped my fucking lectures for you. Now I have to skip my lectures for another day, just to get my GODDAMN laptop.

FUCK YOU DELL, DIE IN HELL!

Client : I want a fully automated e-commerce website at the $50

Me : Who thought would negotiate till $400 😅

Go home grafana, you're drunk....

Maybe I shouldn't run 50 containers on a system with 2 cores and 6 GB RAM.

I just found this bit of code in our product :P

setInterval(function () {
$("body").find("div, td").replaceText("oldProductName", "newProductName" );
}, 50);

Somebody took that "let's hack Facebook" meme waaay too far

What's ur take?
Will AI take 50% of the jobs in next decade?

!rant

I finished my new "case", $50 in material.

Just lost 50% of my project. Why doesn't eclipse save automatically?

Confession

I'm building a web app with little experience and I'm probably Googling stuff 50% of the time and I'm sure I'm doing everything the wrong way but it works so...

Can you log out of Facebook and LinkedIn? Cool. That'll be £50 please.

Check this!!

Do you know watermelon is 50% water?

The other 50% is melon.

Thanks for reading this, now continue at what you were doing.

Soooo... My senior dev just dropped a very importand table om our production enviroment.
Time to restore the database.. only 50 GB left

2007 - Hey you, can you hack my gf's facebook account?

2017 - Eh! Can you hack my boss's Bitcoin account? 50-50 deal :-)

I made 50 USD off of 4 lines of code today.

I am depressed and happy at the same time.

Selling my whole Stock of Ethereum when it reached 50 bucks...
A Day later it was 100...

Love it when you open up a frontend devs project and among some 50 included npm packages for a really simple project you see this

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe? 200 Dollars.

TIL that ~50% of the population don't have an internal monologue. That voice inside your head that's reading this.

Mom come pick me up, I'm scared.

The most frustrating situation
when you do competitive coding...
2/50 test cases failed . tried all possible .. and still not done !!
its like "operation success patient dead" .....

The challenge: a Dell Latitude XPi CD 133ST. It has a Pentium 133MHz, 32MB memory, and a 2GB HDD. I think I have some CD's with Mandrake from the late 90's. I hope. And mission impossible, an IBM Workpad z50 with a MIPS 4000 and 8MB split 50/50 between storage and program memory. Think that one will just be a large paper weight or door stop.

I am a Windows hostage: 50% of my games are just not supported on Linux/Mac.

"My rates are as follows:
$50/hr.
$75/hr. if you watch
$100/hr. if you help" - An Autobody Sign

Do you know whats worse than someone reach you for an idea " Lets create X existing app, but..." ?
Its "Lets clone that app, we will sell the service cheaper than the cloned app, you do all the job, se urity, hosting, administrating, and we will split the revenue 50/50."
Just happened.

My stickers have just arrived! So happy! Also just over 50++ remaining till stressball! So excited to be part of this! Thanks @dfox

Alright, I know people joke about this but I just spent 4 hours debugging a 50 line chunk of code, and the first time it worked without errors it scared me🙃

The worst part of being a dev is when you realize you have a major design flaw in your architecture at 4:50 PM on a Friday. Goodbye weekend, hello intense thought.

When they find a bug at 4:50

Junior dev: Can I run lint on your codebase
Senior dev: hmmm
Jdev: Its a very nice code inspection tool
Sdev: Go ahead
Jdev: wow 50 errors
Sdev:

The concept of manhours in our company.
A project that is estimated to take 400 manhours can not be finished by 50 people on 4 hours.

"I have 50$ for an e-commerce website"

every Upwork job post

I want a developer job so baaaddd :( !!! My city sucks for technology jobs. And the few jobs open want 50+ years of experience 😫

As someone who just got started with programming this is me 50% of the time on here. 😌

Music lyrics in CSS form.

#clowns {
Float: left;
}

#jokers {
Float: right;
}

#me, #you {
Position: absolute;
Left: 50%;
}

yo what the fuck fckk off android this song has more than 50 chars and i want to name it by full name and now what do i do ?

What do you think of someone who opens 50 tabs in any browser and just keep them and still adds more?

I can’t stand how designers insist on over designing <select> elements. No, 50 divs with aria attrs will not make this component as usable as the native elements

Before I start a project,i Invoice first,50% down payment I am very clear about my story.take it or leave it..I am not an NGO

Scrum meeting is 15 minutes long.

Not 50.

A friend of mine had made a virus that changed and renamed all of my icons to Internet Explorer. The worst part, the icons would have a 50/50 chance of being Internet Explorer or the actual application that I needed

Today JetBrain is discount 50%.
Spent $44.5 on PhpStorm, without telling my wife first. Sorry, I can't resist to buy it. 😫

The freelancer web dev life:
Add a 5 line styletag. Get 50 bux.

3 months ago our company moved 10km away from where I live. So instead of 10 minutes to work, I now have 50 minutes. Great!

The moving was so rushed, they forgot to order a fucking internet connection.. So they panicked and bought 4x 4g modems and a 50 Mbit connection. This connection was then shared by the whole office of 50 people. The connection could barely handle our needs, and for 3 months all streaming or unnecessary use of the internet have been prohibited..

But today! It finally happened!
We got our fiber connection!
No more streaming from my phone!

Bye bye productivity!
Spotify and YouTube here I come!

50% of my passive anger comes from shitty matchmaking algorithms in online games.

50-60% are
Underpaid corporate slaves.

Hey customer, your idea is not worth 50% of a company we should found together.

Why is it I buy a new phone for $500, then within a year it's only worth $50 and a packet of chips?

Hate it when I see the same Programming Meme/Joke on 10 Different accounts 50 times. *fuckResposts(), even though I do them a lot...

Soooo.. facebook got breached today, 50 million accounts compromised. I'm sure that will help their stock price.. 😂

Change your passwords, ladies and gents!

Me: Deletes 50 or so lines of code for optimization
Also Me in Commit: Added feature 🙂💄

I'm sure more than 50% of the Devs who claim to hate PHP either don't use it, or only claim to hate it because, well, you know... it's the Dev way.

Is it even a group project unless you did over 50% of the work?

Yay, I upgraded to faster internet: 100 Mb/s down, 40 Mb/s up. Before, I had 50/10.

Scrum Master? More like Scum Master.. The nutjob sends a calendar invite for daily stand up for 30 minutes which extends to 50 minutes.. 50 minutes for a team of 6 people ? Fuck off.

Got a 50% raise but have to learn VB in the next month. Any good places to start?

The try, catch block kills 50 percent more exceptions than the Infinity Gauntlet

Just drove 50 minutes round trip for a 5 minute IT meeting #shouldhavebeenanemail

!rant
I just found out that I can get 1000/1000 mbit fiber for approximately $50 a month where I live........ Time for an upgrade!

Start on the project i have been thinking about since my last 50 years.

~ a 22 yr old

It's always the people who being nothing but "million dollar ideas" who want you to build the entire product and then have the audacity to ask for 50% profit.

include Brexit;
include UKIP.bullshit.*;
Brexit.fuckUK(true);
UK.invoke(50); // Leave EU
Scotland.gainIndependence(true).request(EU.membership);
NorthernIreland.merge(RepublicOfIreland);
EnglandAndWales = UK.remains();
UK = null;

Got a nice PR merged. Happy because it's on a popular project with over 4k stars. Ashamed because 50% of the commits are changing indentation from 4 spaces to tabs 😌

Standup 50 minutes long and still going strong. Already planned and designed a layout for a new project. Now onto useless babbling and small talk.

Laravel app, monolith structure, with 50+ model, 48 controller (+20 report), had 2 month to make it module based as they will add 10 or some more "modules" to it ..

>50$ for a display driver

yeah fuck you i'll solder

When there were some coding questions to solve that I thought I can do but can't do more than 50% of them! It hurts to heart and I felt so gloomy.

@dfox i have a devRant Idea.
Achievements - Kind of like Xbox achievements etc ...
For example: (Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum)

Total Likes: 2k, 5k, 10k, 25k
Likes On a post: 100, 250, 500, 1000
Likes on a comment: 10, 25, 50, 100
Total Rants: 15, 50, 100, 500
Total Comments: 50, 150, 400, 1000
Weekly Rant: Top 10, Top 5, Top 3, Number 1
Monthly Rant (most popular rants that month): Top 10, Top 5, Top 3, Number 1

So apparently hiring these days is all about 1/3 learning random questions and answers 1/3 remembering algorithms from code execution portals 1/3 luck. Well fuck my life, it’s worse then 5 years ago when I last switched jobs.
So how was it 5 years ago you ask ?
I send my cv with exposed java interviewed for javascript and hired for python. At least then it was 50/50 luck.

Lmao I have a class that the professor described as "50 to 60% linux"

Is this karma for liking windows?

So there is a 50/50 chance I am getting flamed af tomorrow during code review because of my branching/merging actions on thursday and friday... Merge conflicts... We all love them...

C# developer: static typing and precompilation make my language really fast! *writes service that makes 50 synchronous database calls for every request*

This is hands-down the worst codebase I've ever touched. 50% laziness, 50% poorly-conceived alterations to business logic. One of those where if it isn't throwing an error, you DON'T TOUCH IT.

I'll just put it here and let the internet judge.

parseInt(((height - 81 - 20 - 20 - 50 - 7 - 30 - 240) / 6), 10);

When you get busy figuring out Google's 'Celebrating 50 Years of Kids' Coding' and finding the shortest solution.
This. is. fuuuuuun. :D

In 1996 I rewrote the Chorus microkernel from C++ to Occam, so that it would run on the Transputer. This deserves at least 50 +1's!

I wish I could penetrate WordPress with a 50 inch pen... Yeah with a pen now all I want is that awesome sticker from Dev rant. Do they ship them internationally?

Anyone else feel this 50/50 male/female work melarky is just silly. Most programmers are men. It shouldn't be more complex then that. Most beautitions are women. Nothing wrong with work being gender dominated... imo

Was running a script to create ~50 config tables for a project. Didn't check the connection on the window in SSMS. Ran the script against the production payroll db. Panic ensued.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe? 200 Dollars.

"THAT WEB SITE'S SHADY!!!!! THAT URL ISN'T IN THE TOP 50!!!!!!!!"

Question about work experience.

Here in Switzerland you have 4 years of apprenticeship. (School + work, 50/50)
After that most uf us go to a higher degree (BSc oder MSc). Both can be taken part-time. Again about 50/50 school + work.

Now: Do you count thoses years as 8 or 4 or 0 work experience?

I love gulp
Gulp loves me, but it looks like in 50 shades of gray

50% of my work is passed by my co-workers as their work

99% of my work comes from StackOverflow and GitHub

At least, I take public domain work

tfw people think fixing errors is a two step thing but in reality its a 50 decade seminar

Feature Request
Be able to see the text of the rant one is commenting on, some of use have difficulty remembering more than 50 lines of text at a time.

Don’t you feel like development with Android Studio is 50% figuring out why the f*ck is not building, or running, resetting cache, clean build, rebuild… etc, and 50% coding? Or is it my lack of experience?

Wondering how on earth the article 50 petition went down today. Someone must have been playing with loadtest!

- TeamLeader1: Noooo, classes in JS are fake because here and there, in NodeJS they work differently from the browser because here and there, I know it
- IHateForALiving: I'm betting 50 cents against 50 bucks that you're wrong. You in?
- TeamLeader1: Uhm... no, I don't feel like betting against you about technical issues :(

It's been a months long journey, but it finally looks like we're getting somewhere.

Is it just me, or are ++' much easier to get by nowadays? Back, in my early dR days, you saw one, maybe 2 posts with more than 50 ++. Numbers over 100 meant that it is definitely worth reading. And now, almost every second rant has got 50 ++ and more, and TBF most aren't even that quality rants that they used to be.

Rectangle all the things!!

div {
clip-path: polygon(50% 0, 0 100%, 100% 100%);
}

Personal projects, I think, are 50% of the battle, and projects you are required to complete are the other 50%.

Personal projects encourage you to try new and hard things without too much fear of failure.

Required projects make you learn something and complete it.

Both are absolutely essential to craft a well-rounded dev.

That feeling when you open DevRant and 50+ on the notification bar ..............

They offered 50% off if I signed up for their "club" at the clothing store
Needless to say I used my spam account to sign up

+50℃ in New York, every day, for three months straight, every summer. Only then they will realize the climate change is real.

I feel sorry for people for who this is actually a thing and they find it helpful 😬

!rant

Oh that wonderful feeling of finishing a month long project. Updating all the comments, refactoring things, testing everything out, closing the 50 chrome tabs you have open...

Life is good

Zwijnhondje.

I offended 50% on this platform now. No mercii

Im 30, and I was wondering, what is the max age to retire as a developer? i mean, companies still hire developers at 50?

Just boosted my Starling/Adobe AIR game engine's performance by 60%! active code time per frame @ 60fps reduced from 50% to 19%. Now I have more room for lighting effects :)

Everytime i find a 3 line solution for my 50+ line of code on stackoverflow.

Programming is stressful. I feel like I'm 50 years old already with white hairs. What non technical job have high salary but lesser stress?

This year I graduated from high school and started a dual curriculum (50% practical work at a company, 50% theory at university) and after four months I can without a doubt say:

I am not enjoying it at all.

for a company of 50-100 employees, there sure is a lot of sex happening between them...

This is first month Kotlin has entered Tiobe top 50 languages (at position 41) ❤️surpassing Clojure, Rust and others.
Way to go Kotlin.

Did devrant always down scale pictures to 50%? it just feels that recently pictures have become even harder to read if compressed+resized

Recipe for reverse engineering data structures / binary formats:

1℅ understanding the theory.
1℅ expections about what you will find.
3% luck.
45% trial and error.
50℅ persistence.

*writes 50 lines of code*
*compiles*
60 errors ;__;

HTML tags 50% off !

50 shades of Go - Developer version of porn

You need 15 reputation to vote
You need 50 reputation to comment

——
I understand the need for strict moderation but sometimes stackoverflow just needs to chill for a bit.

Work on new projects and open source some of them and have 50+ star on the repos and people start using it

My partner decided to handle sales/marketing part and asked for 50:50 profit sharing, then finally it came to a mutually agreeable ratio 60:40 share of a project.

On the week after I've made few of the prototypes with modularized codebase. My partner dropped me this, "hey the project is cancelled. We ain't getting any payment"

End up in a way I found out that he's outsourcing some cheap contractors. Well let's wish him some luck! 💩

So management decided that they wanted to reduce the infection chance by 50%. How? Half of the employees are gonna be working from home. I mean they are technically right.

Don't look too closely at the code for tools you use.

Its 50/50 great or garbage. Great way to accumulate side projects...

When the new junior developer suggests we switch from ISO-8601 dates to Unix time in our API.

Maybe I should stop watching the office while I code, I have only gotten like 50 lines of code down in the last hour lol.

Fuck I feel fucked up just for completing user account management, authentication, email verification, password reset. Securing all of this with ssl and checking for any security loopholes.

I can't believe this took me more than a couple months.
Well I was lazy and unmotivated.
I fucking hate crafting stupid ass routes in nginx.
I fucking hate making a nice responsive gui.
I have to design even the stupid html for the emails. Fuuuuck.

So much boilerplate on top of that with username and email validation.

I learnt regex 5 times over the past couple months, still not enough.

And now I actually have to build the functional part.

On the plus side I can reuse this stupid boilerplate if I can make it more modular and readable.

There's shit ton of comments to the point where I feel like an idiot for including so much info. It's like I've written it for a toddler to take over.

Gawd. Anyways it's over now. 50% I guess.

I can finish the rest of the server more quickly and then spend another year designing the Android application.

I'm really lazy in places where I have to design UI/UX. Although at this point it's kinda what could put my application at the top. (I'm lazy, I ain't bad.. I just hate implementing my ideas I wish I could just visualize and have it appear on my screen)

I do like parts of gui that involve little math problems that would make motion smooth and efficient.

when you install a module on limited internet connection and it comes with over 50 dependencies

buy company for $44 billion
fire 50% of staff
spend 3 months on various different checkmark policies
company now worth less than $20 billion
hire new CEO
fail to elaborate further

load balanced three micro nodejs instances with Apache in my local system. load performance improved by 50% straight.

I think IT Applications is the only field where spending tons of money on something new that only does 50% of what is being replaced is considered a win.

23 machines down, 50 days lab access left. Hope I'll pass the exam on November and become an OSCP.

Does anyone know why on i3wm always one of my cores is running at about 50%? On cinnamon it's fine, but on i3wm it's not.

CPU: i5 6600k @ 4.6GHz

Turns out there was a 50-car pileup on a highway near LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING TOWN, USA. Worst until today was 5.
Amazing what an inch of ice'll do.

My employer really needs to invest in better machines.
My VM is still running a Windows Update that has taken 50 minutes already.
Fucking 50 minutes in which I couldn't do a fucking thing.
Either the windows update is a huge update but my guess is that I'm on a slow as fuck hard drive that gets virtualized with about 3 other vms
(we use remotedesktop to access the vms that run on the server)

That feeling when you switch from your feature branch to master and it's like going back 50 years in time. All the nice, cool things are missing!

its "HACK: temporary solution" for 50 yrs now

Startup company thats self sufficient and fair wage and freedom

Or

Bigger company with 50% bigger wage but with big company things attached?

Does anyone know where you could buy O'Reilly books cheaper than they are on their site and possibly cheaper than Amazon? 50$ per book for a student it quite a lot.

I’m thinking of replacing my dev duck with baby yoda.
Btw he’s 50 years old, and I bet his psychic abilities could help me run my code better.