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Received "emergency update" code from internal enterprise security team. Wasn't given time to do code review; was assured code was reviewed and solid.
Pushed code to over 6k lower-level servers before finding this gem buried deep within:
...
cd /foo; rm -rf *; cd /
...
(This ran as root, and yes, the cwd was / from earlier in the code).
/foo, of course, did not exist on some servers.
Now, it is those servers which do not exist.
FML15 -
OneDrive:
Login -> Password/Account is wrong
Forgot Password -> Account does not exist
Registration -> There is already an account with this email adress
Well, Fuck you13 -
Front-end dev: email domains other than Gmail and Hotmail exist?!1! 😱 And email regex, what the hell is that? 😵
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Observed my bf spending at least a half hour browsing devRant in bed, so asked him what he'd do if devRant didn't exist anymore.
His simple reply?
"Cry"
May God help him tomorrow for the scheduled downtime... ;)8 -
Applied for the job, recruiter got in touch with me and setup an interview.
Interview went well and heard I was hired after two days!
Yes, good recruiters, they exist ;)8 -
The best part of being a dev?
Want something?
It doesn't exist?
Build it yourself!
It feels like a superpower. :D2 -
That moment when you rage-press TAB multiple times on a bash console but that path REALLY doesn't exist..6
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My own language, hence my own parser.
Reinvented the regular expression before realizing it already existed (Google didn't exist at the time).
I'm a living reference for regular expressions since then.7 -
Yes Google, thank you for telling me that I'm not using your app. I'm also not using millions of other apps that exist, so why should I use yours? Am I not making you enough money?
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The best part of being a developer is being to make any tool/software you want!
Need something? Doesn't exist? Make it yourself!2 -
And pointers in java be like: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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Source Code Activism is a thing that should not exist.
Keep your filthy CoC away from the Linux kernel you freaking bastards.2 -
Dear lord spaghettimonster,
pls not another SomethingJS.io for the world!
There should be a limit on how many JS frameworks are allowed to exist at any time!20 -
teaching myself pointers right now
here is my learning process right now:
1. what even is this
2. wow this is neat
3. why does this even exist
4. what even is this
5. repeat9 -
How QA people buy beds..
//I have done all kinds of testing that possible exist, but I'm still not convinced
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Wow Mozilla published an infographic instead of an actual blog post and didn't include an alt-tag. Let's just ignore the fact that blind users exist and use screenreaders, articles about privacy don't apply to them right?
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The ying and yang really exist.
The world gave us Sundar Pichai and Satya Nadella.
In return Ajit Pai was also slipped inside.
💭
😔5 -
If anyone at your work pisses you off that isnt a dev. Slowly begin automating their tasks and soon that position wont exist!2
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We live in a society in which quantum computers exist, and yet I still have to r set my router constantly just to keep connected to the internet. Weren’t we supposed to have flying cars by now too?7
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For fuck's sake! I just spent almost an entire workday trying to fix a bug which didn't even exist in the first place.
Well, at least now I got this to cheer me up:
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I make a typo in the username
"username doesn't exist"
I fix the typo and mess up the password
"incorrect password"
... I smell a potential exploit here...7 -
Fun for whole day
Think of any random word, add .js to it, then check if js framework named like this exist.4 -
What's worse than putting out fires all day?
Going to check on and put out fires but then realizing they don't exist because management is incompetent.
#clowndrivendevelopment 🤡6 -
“One of the biggest mistakes engineers make is spending time on optimising something (a component) that shouldn’t exist in the first place” - Elon
I’ve been guilty of this a few times 😅2 -
$ docker-machine create -d "virtualbox" default
Docker machine "default" already exists
$ docker-machine stop
Stopping "default"...
machine does not exist
nice, thanks docker7 -
Please actually pay attention to compiler warnings. They exist for a reason beyond just being a nuisance. If you're willingly ignoring warnings then you're accepting unnecessary risk into your project.4
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Just updated my LinkedIn summary, included "Design Thinking", "bleeding edge technologies" and "innovation-driven"...
What other phrases can you think of that only exist to play Buzzword-Bullshit-Bingo? :D5 -
Richard Stallman.
Software must be free in order to empower it's users. GNU/Linux wouldn't exist without this person, and open-source would be a tired and sad joke if it wasn't for free software.5 -
They:Why didn't you come up with this solution 2 years ago?
Me: The framework on which the new solution is proposed DID NOT exist 2 years ago.
This industry is fun!3 -
Why the fuck would you use xml to store data
Why the fuck would you use xmdsaasd to build your site
Mysql and php exist for a fucking reason11 -
Wait... You mean to tell me that other programming languages that aren't python exist?!?!
Fucking blasphemy!!!
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Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.
(Might do a variation with “punched in the mouth”, since I realize both versions of the quote exist)
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Ok so everyone knows the "error after file end" BUT I JUST GOT AN ERROR IN A FILE THAT DOESNT EXIST.
WHAT THE FUCK UNITY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.1 -
I changed my name on here. When i go back, looking at old rants of mine, people are mentioning "some dude" who doesnt exist anymore.
If only hiding from the government was that easy4 -
Purple, Ahh yes, the nice colour purple... dont you love looking at something and thinking, "Wow, thats some nice purple"
well, I fucking dont, fuck that piece of shit colour, I FUCKING HATE PURPLE, why?
BECAUSE IT DOESNT FUCKING EXIST! FUCK PURPLE, FUCK IT, ITS FUCKING BLUE! THERE IS NO FUCKING PURPLE!
WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! IT DOESNT FUCKING EXIST! THERE IS BLUE AND RED, BUT. THERE. IS. NO. FUCKING. PURPLE!
And dont get me started on brown, that nice brown chocolate, these coffee beans...
IF IT WOULDNT LOOK LIKE DARK-GREEN I WOULDNT FUCKING HATE IT! WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST!
(if your wondering, yes. I have a red-green colour deficiency)31 -
We had robotics, or rather an electronics workshop today. Just imagine throwing a bunch of nerds into a room with 3d printers, lots of electronic parts and other tools.
Anyway one of my friends said that his computer wasn't working.
Me: It's running windows so it's broken by default.
Him: common, windows isn't that bad
Me: it is
Our teacher walking by: I'd never want to use windows, it's basically malware
I just sat there smiling 😊2 -
WHY DOES TYPESCRIPT EXIST OH MY FUCKING GOD WASN'T JAVASCRIPT ENOUGH
(just starting out on angular2 and i already hate it compared to jQuery)25 -
It hurts man, it fucking hurts
I feel like I'm a ghost, like im not there. I don't really exist
I try to be better, actually doing something, anything. I really do. But nothing changes. So many times have I decided to finally make the change. This time I'm really gonna make it out of here. Yet I'm still here. Not one thing has changed. I'm still a shell of a person
It really fucking hurts
I just want to exist17 -
“Does god exist?”, I typed into a green terminal window after granting GPT-7 root access to our grid. “…now it does”, echoed from every speaker.3
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As DevOps it’s my duty to make sure these excuses no longer exist. Software should just work everywhere all the time
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Windows should not exist.
Imagine what the world would look like if everyone were only using *nix like Os's everywhere.
How much technology could be more refined and advanced.18 -
That moment when your boyfriend gets into coding and he's like her girlfriend don't exist anymore.2
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Was interested to learn about OpenGL and WebGL. Just found out no fucking drivers exist for my graphics card on Ubuntu.
WTF AMD !!! Atleast provide some compatibility for your product if I am purchasing it !!!8 -
that moment when a (non dev) colleague, understands how a single character (in the entry point) can break the whole website
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So met a guy today in college and it was his first day in class. He told me that he is working as software engineer and having 4 years of experience and primarily works with Java lang.
We do programs in Java for practicals and I'm not good with Java (I fuckin hate). I thought maybe I can ask for help from this guy if I'm stuck. And so the practicals started.
And guess what the guy did not know how to compile Java program on 'cmd' and was seeking help from other guy. I'm like what the actual fuck. How the fuck he has 4 years of experience and can't compile a program. Can't even able to set path. Total idiot. Fuck this shit.10 -
I actually tried going to the site but unfornately it doesn't exist.
Whoever decided to add this into the movie i am watching knows his Internet History
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Any software written for "academic" purposes.
Also computers. Developers' life would be much easier if they didn't exist.3 -
What is wrong with people. I put in hours of my time every day and it hurts to see some annonymous person complaining shit about something that doesn't even exist.
😤😤
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So, the reason I couldn't save screenshots to ~/Screenshots is that the directory doesn't exist.
But ~/Screenschots does2 -
If you could randomly decide that a specific software platform (like an entire OS) will not exist tomorrow, what would it be? And why iOS?13
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There's the possibility that all of you just live inside my head, but it is also considerable that I exist in one of your mind.3
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!rant
Lovely and thankful clients do exist!
Last week the client of our last project came to my desk to shake my hand and thank me for my well done work. Keeping in mind that I'm a junior dev and our company has around 3000 employees I was really flattered :)1 -
UTF-8 without BOM.
{ ä, ö, ü } are not going to be decoded correctly.
Why the fuck does BOMless UTF-8 still exist? Such a pain in the ass.7 -
Why does this even exist??😢
Translation:
Knowing the road on the Internet with Internet Explorer 9.
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The last reason for keeping windows on my laptop ceased to exist so now im watching as linux is installing :')6
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Looks like my subscription to devRant++ has just been cancelled in Google Play Store... and it's not posdtble to renew, because the item doesn't exist anymore.
Supported since 2017... now status gone 😐10 -
It's 2:49AM
my fucking brain starts working in high performance mode right now and sleeps not exist anymore :/1 -
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MySQL: 'the table does not exist'
I just fucking made the temp table dude, that's what you literally do in step 1 .... how could it not....
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
Me: "Oh there we g---"
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MySQL: 'the table does not exist'
Me: "Hey you just worked!"
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MySQL: 'the table does not exist'
GOD DAMN IT
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
Me: Uh you're working now?
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
Guess that API just needed breaking in....3 -
so... while this may not be *my* code, I do have to claim a fair share of the responsibility for allowing it to exist. o.o
I'm busy fixing it now though.
> note: proprietary names have been blurred, naturally.
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Those poor people in china only use iPhones, I am serious. Android does not exist as Google is banned from China. If they only knew the taste of a little freedom..6
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Worst error message to show a new user...
"An account with that email and password already exist. Please try again or login to your account." 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀3 -
In one big project I made in past (when I was new developer) every ajax call execute code which looks like: dbquery("SELECT * FROM table WHERE something='".$_POST['value']."'");
That project doesn't exist now (thank god)1 -
When you are developing your game and you realise that there exist a game on the same platform which can do this. 😂
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If you ever thought hell didn't exist...
I just spent the day explaining cryptocurrencies to a room of social sciences and law students.
I really need to get drunk, but it's only Thursday 😫3 -
You know how they write "100% natural" on food items? I want to try food that is 99% natural, e.g. containing certain stuff that cannot exist in our universe6
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WTF do y’all mean when you say it just works “out-of-the-box”.
What’s one Tech buzzword or phrase that in your opinion, shouldn’t exist?15 -
FUCK YOU AMAZON! Stop telling me my configuration yaml file contains a tab... THE FUCKING FILE DOES NOT EVEN EXIST!
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We just started a new project at work
The best part: You can't break production if it doesn't exist yet!1 -
I still do exist, long time no see, fellow Devs! How is it going?
Didn't posted here in long time. Anything new relevant? I just started studying at an university. Hoping to post again here.14 -
Just saw a post on SO where the guy was asking a question about ES8, ES9 and ES10. These don't exist yet.
He even had code examples and was adamant that he was right.6 -
Was just told to put 0 if field doesn’t exist In database instead of marking the column nullable. That is driving me crazy bull and 0 are not the same two different meanings.17
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Fuck Microsoft.
Laptop BSODs on me.
Azure deployment continuously times out.
Can't build a Power Automate Flow because of permissions and then it tells me the user doesn't exist when it does.1 -
First, we could really use a 'thats cool' category.
Second, a guy uses stylegan and open AI to generate pottery glazes that don't exist. Then he generates glaze recipes that don't exist.
Then he sets up a model to generate glazes tht don't exist *from* recipes that don't exist (again, generated with stylegan).
Posts it to a pottery site called Glazy, where users share *real* glaze recipes and results, and where our guy got his original training data.
And what happens next? Users start making samples of his AI generated glazes, like, in the real world.
And I am just blown away at the very idea.
You can read about his awesome work here:
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STOOOOP TELLING ME THE TABLE DOESN'T EXIST. YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO CREATE THE DAMN TABLE NOT TELL ME IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU FUCKING DID IT AT HOME ON MY DESKTOP SO WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Why the flying fuck does one indent Java code with two spaces? Coding standards exist for a reason, for fuck's sake!4
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Tell me a thing which doesn't exist and has become "the talk of the town"
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Artificial Intelligence
AI Everywhere :/2 -
Soooo....,fellow Devranters,some moron just sent a PR with just an added space.....
Idiots never cease to exist8 -
If you ever think you are useless, remember there is a language change option on Fast.com.
It even has UK and US English variant.10 -
Developer problems:
6 different package managers to keep up to date.
Gem
Pip
Npm
Emacs
Homebrew
Aptitude
Good thing bash scripts and cron jobs exist5 -
According to my teammate, punctuation and rules of grammar doesn’t exist. This lady raises a PR and you can’t fucking understand shit.2
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That awkward moment when you're in the past (version [n-x]) and want to use something of the future but then you remember that it doesn't exist yet.
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Who doesn't remember the rush of power you feel when you first print those line
Hello world!
And the frustration you feel when you find out libraries exist2 -
There is a place where all rants exist. It's the rantCloud
http://www.jsrant.com
Now go ahead and give me that ++ -
People exist, who split up their work into 1176470588235294 tiny little patches all with related changes to showcase productivity.6
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linkedin recruiter asking for my email...
cmon dude... its on my profile...
i mean do we even exist anymore
🤡3 -
Just found a crystal subreport with 33 shared variables. For those who don't know what that is (lucky), they're super global variables that exist everywhere.
Please send help. I'm supposed to refactor this...19 -
Found out today during testing that a page made it to the server when it wasn't supposed to exist... Angry soapbox dev sent out a blast email... No you cock, it's not supposed to look like that because it's not supposed to fucking exist. 😒
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C# devs go crazy once they found out that kotlin has got extension methods
and some other c#-like features
Just use Scala.
There's a reason books with titles like 'Scala for Java/C# refugees' exist3 -
Dual ported RAM is somethin i kinda theorised to exist. And since today i know it does.
For those unaware: Its RAM that can be acessed via two address and data lines combined and with hardware semaphores.1 -
public class Celebrations {
public static void WishHappyBirthday(String toWho) {
if(toWho == null || toWho.isEmpty()){
System.out.println("Can't wish" +
"happy birthday to" +
"someone that doesn't exist");
return;
}
System.out.println("Happy Birthday " +
toWho + "!!!");
}
}1 -
I found a bug in the web app. (Yes, i will go to https://github.com/devRant/devRant/...). If you don't have an avatar you get the avatar url https://avatars.devrant.com/undefin... in the notifs (which doesnt exist)
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Can we just agree that mongodb is shit and we all would just be happy without it?
Its the example of all things that should not exist.3 -
The only relationships that exist in my life, are the ones in my projects' ER diagrams. And they too are infected with foreign keys..!
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There are many technologies that I wish didn't exist but this one takes the fucking cake.
I refuse to work from cafes with this bullshit at the register.
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There are so many viruses out there that claim to be automatic windows driver updaters that I'm beginning to wonder if legit ones exist at all! Anyone have any experience with the real deal?4
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These many Python libs exist for machine learning....
Used only scikit and gensim till now...
Little of theano...
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My thoughts right now:
1. If waifus exist (Alice lol), where are all the husbandus?
2. I want a cheeseburger
3. The picture. My brain in a test.
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People on Reddit post some thoughtful comments. I really think that if these thoughtful people exist in real life then why don't I bump into one often6
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When you have a bug filed for a feature you created to spec, questions it, and then they state the the bug shouldn't exist as it is "common sense" even though it's not in the spec.
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Does anyone interact with posts by linkedin "influencers" or recruiters that isn't an "influencer" or recruiter themselve?
Do people exist that actually use linkedin as a social media site?5 -
An idea may already exist, but you the developer have the power to better that idea than anyone else.1
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This isn't about dev stuff or anything, but I guess zombies kind of exist now?
There's an article and news footage of a teenager high off of bath salts, ripping his clothes off, and attacking a man by tearing and eating half of the man's face.
From the article "When Miami Police officer Jose Ramirez arrived on the scene and ordered Eugene to freeze, the crazed attacker ignored the warning, growling at the officer instead. Ramirez shot Eugene once, then four more times when the first shot didn’t seem to have an effect, killing Eugene, but not before 70-80 percent of Poppo’s face had been chewed off."
You can go ahead and read about it here: http://gunsandammo.com/blogs/...
If you get sick looking at blood, or someone's face missing, don't click that link. You will probably put your phone down (or get up from your computer) and puke.5 -
Why the fuck do cross-platform gaming doesn't exist? I mean isn't the API developed for that objective?7
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You know your night is off to a great start when it takes you 30 minutes to remember VM's exist and can be really good for testing out display scaling... Well done Alex... Well done1
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fyi: Neither getProductPrice, nor getProductPrice1 exist.
Btw why was it needed to create this alias function only for calling the other one.
Also, getProductPrice2 is 1.2 KLOC long.
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This is how my login and authentication works
Check for cookie on request
if cookie doesnot exist, send login page ( login )
1) check for credentials
2) if valid, set username's JWT as cookie
3) reload page
4) proceed for authentication
If cookie exist, decode JWT ( authentication )
1) check username
2) if username exist on database, send user panel
Anything wrong with this ?? What is the better way to do this6 -
Windows 10 randomly installs apps from their market on my PC. Reinstalled windows a few days ago and wanted to keep it clean (not installing too much stuff I won't need anyways). So I installed my 7 programs. What do I see in my apps list 2 days later?
- 3 versions of Candy Shit Whatever its called
- 2 racing games
- 10 utilities I never heard of before
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??8 -
How many of you are pissed at GDPR?
TIL that there exist some people who prefer their nationalism over their own privacy or security.27 -
It would really, really suck if we're alone in the universe. Like, I can't think of something that would suck more.
I hope aliens exist.12 -
— prove the god does exist
— prove it doesn't!
— well, the god _did_ exist, when there was no space and no time. I took my heavy masterpiece of a sword, went to meet him and slayed him. What was inside splattered, and this is how the universe was born. I killed him because I _wanted_ to, and I'm living in this time, talking to you because I _want_ to. And I will die because I want to, and will reincarnate if I want to.
— prove it happened!
— prove it didn't.1 -
Will in the future exist a language called JavaScriptScript named because of JavaScript's popularity although it has nothing to do with it?2
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*plugs in Sun Microsystems Type 6 keyboard*
Okay, several questions:
- Why is my Compose acting like Super?
- Why does Meta no longer exist?
- Why does Menu no longer exist?
- Why is Num Lock stuck on?
$ sudo dpkg-reconfigure keyboard-configuration
> Sun Microsystems Type 6
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I need a task queue for my life. A 'The Sims' style set of icons om desktop OS that breaks down into details, checklists, related pages I've visited/researched. cross platform so I can keep track on my phone.
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Those of you who were fortunate enough to solve their mental health problems and anger issues, remember: the word “mompreneur” doesn't exist. It never did. It's a hoax. It was just a bad dream all along.5
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Does the perfect codebase exist? Or is it just a myth?
PS. I'm just a new grad with ~3 years of experience, and in my 4th company now.10 -
"Best IDE" for C? I'd like an IDE which works on both Linux(Ubuntu) and windows? Does such a thing exist?8
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Can not fucking believe even the richest man in the world is mocking college because he knows its all a FUCKING BULLSHIT AND THE LARGEST SCAM TO EXIST
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Anybody know any other file based database technologies like sqlite besides sqlite? Struggled to find any if they exist, my google-fu sucks19
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Does anyone else find GitHub actions supremely fucking annoying? Everytime I've used it, I've been like "holy shit it would be amazing if I could do this intuitive action, only issue is it doesn't exist".2
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Creating something that doesnt exist. Publishing it. Gettting passive income. Getting drinks and treating your only limited resource as you like, forever.
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I'm still a student, I'm attending my second year of university. Today I got what I could call a job offer. But tbh I'm not sure about that. The company that should hire me doesn't exist yet and I will work as a part-time employee until I finish the university. Idk I feel like I'm not suited for the job (I will work as Web Dev), like I'm not good enough even for a job that still doesn't exist. Yeah I'm shit2
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Wordpress is such a slow shit!!! It doesn't matter how many plugins for optimization do you use, this shit is always slow! why this kind of tech has to exist in many places of the internet 😒😒6
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"Hey, we're gonna add bootstrap to your project but bootstrap doesn't exist in your project. That's fine? Yeah it's fine."
Like, ffs asp.net core mvc.
https://i.imgur.com/eQVfE5w.png
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Hate when I forget I rename x variable to y just for the compiler to fuck me in the ass by telling me x variable doesn't exist. FFS!!!1
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I was assigned a new project today. Lead developer left for two weeks of vacation last Thursday. Project lead is assigned full time on another project from tomorrow.
Tasks exist but they do only described with headlines the areas of the application.
A specification does not exist. I have a graphic prototype.
The project is not complete and already well beyond estimated work hours.
How is your Monday?3 -
I forgot FuckING , (comma) in my android app while creating a column and waste half an hour in finding I got table is not exist Error.
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Fuck you comma....2 -
Sometimes I feel like I can achieve everything in this very moment, sometimes, I'm like "meh! why do I exist? why I'm working that hard." 🥴1
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Chrome doesn't support something, something Firefox doesn't.
When you plan to take a risk, they give F*** you later on.
IE do you even exist?
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The ability to make developers improve existing libraries/frameworks wherever possible instead of creating new ones every time they encounter a 'Feature X does not exist in library Y' type of scenario.
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I just started a web dev course.
I definitely hate bootstrap, jquery-mobile and all their fucking classes.
Does it exist a good reference poster (or something else printable) with all these classes and what they do?3 -
When RoundhousE throws an error saying specified schema doesn't exist and after 2 hours debugging realise it's actually an ambiguous foreign key name. What the fuck?
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Why the fuck doesn't React Native have proper date.toLocaleString() support!? Polyfills don't even seem to exist for it... Now I have to use a giant locales library just to support one locale that should be native. 😡
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Midjourney 5. We should all be very worried.
This hedge fund manager doing grocery shopping in the evening does not exist.
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Stall.
The problem you were trying to fix, when said stuck position became apparent, will probably no longer exist in a couple of days. Hence no stuck to become unstuck from.
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Of course Yahoo have the worst documented API. Half of the responses either don't exist or are wrong.
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Does a fault free, top quality video conference call even exist or is the world going to continue to cause a skrillex dubsmash everytime somebody forgets to mute their mic?1
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Does devrant has a trello where the community can write improvement ideas, request features and other stuff? I think it's a good idea if it doesn't exist yet. @dfox2
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Rules of lazyness
1) legacy code is a creative way of coding
2) when something doesnt appear on the first google page, it doesnt exist
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I've spent a whole day writing date helpers that already exist in moment.js and cover many more cases than mine.
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Does a non-awkward way exist to specify a child class as argument type in a parent class method in TypeScript when the classes are defined in different files?4
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Would you say that the use of less and less informative pop up windows is the result of all the really stupid users that exist in the world?2
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So after acquiring github...
a few moments later...
cortana access github
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Expected result: cortana produces project from requirements
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What are some backstage computer science jobs(jobs most people dont know even exist but keep the show runnning and are pretty important)3
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New & exciting languages as well as frameworks both already exist & are getting rolled out all the time, and I can never keep up. Everything is genuinely magnificent.
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want to dispatch an action from clicking a button, but dispatch() doesn't exist
add @connect to make dispatch() exist
other stuff crashes because @connect is actually a macro for a wrapper instead of the decorator it pretends to be
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Remember in the Matrix how they learned things just by scanning a memory chip into their brain?
I think that's how learning programming languages should be...the technology should exist to make that happen :(1 -
The smartphone hydrogen one will have an holographic screen...
How can exist an holographic screen?2 -
A movie about a developer will be black and white. Either black should exist or white. Both appears to co exists but in reality may be not.2
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I hate AWS sometimes, their error codes and messages for s3 is a whole load of bullshit.
do getObject on a file that doesn't exist that's 403: AccessDenied: Access Denied
do a headObject on a file that doesn't exist
4.3: Forbidden: null2 -
Saw a discussion on object lifetimes in C++.
I was wondering: Is this an object existential rumination?
What does it mean for an object to exist if it can live and die?1
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