Well at-least now I know why I haven't been able to login.

I BOUGHT A DOMAIN IN MY SLEEP!!!

Now I don't know what to do with it!

['🥚','🐔'].sort();

Now I know the truth ...according to JS.

Amazon support guy: Oh its a Windows instance. I'm a Linux Engineer so...
Me: I know your pain. I'm in pain, too. Now help me.

So I didn't know why I kept seeing rubber ducks on devRant. Apparently, I'm not very good at typing today, either.

The result? I now have to explain why I Googled "rubber dick debugging" at work.

JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.

phew all better now

Now I know why I failed the employment exam

Begin a lazy fuck -> not taking the time to learn git while I've had plenty of time and now I still hardly know how to use it.

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems." - Jamie Zawinski

Now, I know what you meant by this story but... Um... Title needed a little more work I think

So now I know....

Oh, wow!
Now I know how to draw an owl.

Waking up at 3am "OMG I know how to fix the bug". Good job brain 👏now let me sleep plz

My laptop has a DVD drive.

Now I know I need an upgrade

I now know another person's password without even wanting to.

He was sitting in the row in front of me, logging into our course page and then *brrrrraaaaapppp* - ran his index finger along the top number row and hit enter.

1234567890

I don't even know what to say.

Now am blushing. Great to know i inspire someone 😄

After participating in so many hackathons, I finally won. Now I know how it feels and it's awesome. 😀

Remember that question on Stackoverflow: GIF or JIF?
Today, my teacher pronounced Github as Jithub... Now, I know why they asked. No offense, it's just weird for me.

So, this baby just arrived :)

Now every game I can think of... Nahh, we all know that this helps you in programming by giving you some power

Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥

Oh, i have to get up in about 5 hours for work, but hey, now i know what microservices are 😅

Now I know why back-end developers are so angry all the time!

I now know why people don't write tests.

Been trying to get started with React unit tests for weeks now.

Hope Driven Development FTW.

I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.

Now i know!

Haha I know your secret now computers. now it's time to expose your secret so nobody has to deal with slowness

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems." - Jamie Zawinski

Now I know too

Hi guys,
I did disappear à long time, you know personal problems...
But I'm back to work now, and I was watching cppcon, when...

If there's anything I've learned till now then that's: You should know how to Google the *RIGHT* thing

Things I haven't learned: How to Google the *RIGHT* thing

I've been working as a developer for almost 4 years now and I still feel like I don't know a damn thing about computers. :/

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems."
-Jamie Zawinski

Gee, thanks for the descriptive error. That's really helpful. I now know exactly what to do.

A few weeks ago when I was sleep deprived I found a way to use devRant in multi window view and now I don't know how I did that anymore. :c

Who else is at a Rammstein concert right now?

I know of @CoffeeNCode

i start develop using windows, but as the time goes by, i really feels the need to change to linux/mac-os.

now i know

I don't know why but my idiot cousin decided to rub his ass on my laptop now my screen has shit on it.Pray For His Life🙏

I dont use Antivirus now for more than 8yrs. I just know how to prevent viruses.

You know whom I hate more than apple fanboys, "language" fanboys!
Yeah...that's a thin now.
(I'll post the whole story when I reach my room)

After I showed my private desk last already, here still my place at work. Meanwhile I don't even know how to program productively with less than three monitors under Windows.
But now you know one of our wonderful corporate wallpapers. And yes, my desktop is always so empty, that's no fake.

Working from home now check out the new setup. All that's missing is some devRant swag "wink wink nuge nuge know what i mean yes yes ....." Let me know what you think.

Yes, thank you bash, I know Nano is the easiest and I am a pussy developer for not using Vim. Now shut up about it.

I've discovered now that on VS Code when you point over a CSS class it shows you an example of the element it reffer to. 😲

I don't know if it's something new or if it's already present in other editors, but I found it now and I love it!

Fellow programmer: "You know the get part is not required in apt-get now, right?"

Yes...and I don't care.

Now I know this buzzword shit is real

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

I installed ArchLinux on my smartphone thanks to termux, and now i kinda feel like a god, but don't know what to do.
I'm bored.

I was gonna write some code, but Tomcat stopped by
I was gonna write for browser or Node but Tomcat stopped by
Now I’m covered in cat hair and I know why
‘Cuz Tomcat stopped by
‘Cuz Tomcat stopped by
‘Cuz Tomcat stopped by

I was gonna follow through but Tomcat stopped by
I was gonna study algorithms too but Tomcat stopped by
Now I’m DevRanting this song and I know why
‘Cuz Tomcat stopped by
‘Cuz Tomcat stopped by
‘Cuz Tomcat stopped by

I hate how disruptive meetings are, I was coding and now I don’t know what the fuck I was trying to do.

Duuude!? What the fuck?!
First weekend off so I can slack around & now this?! O.o
I don't know what I expected.. I didn't evem do anything to it (yet)..

I signed up to devRant with the same handle I use everywhere (firstName+lastName).toLowerCase() and now I feel like I can't really rant here, cause you never know who might read it...

My situation: I got computer,router,phone,printer etc. all at one place

Now I decided to do some cable management...
I don't really know how to do cable management so I grabbed some duct tape ... This area now looks like this

I used to love apt because all I knew was windows.

Now I hate apt because I know pacman/yaourt.

It's funny how perspective does that.

Now I know that feeling.
Thanks @dfox & @Trogus
From Nepal.....................

Going to sleep now. (Devious Me) 😈
[you'll know what I mean]

Thanks so much for the clarification Pikepass....such a big help. Now I know exactly what format my account number should look like and where to find it!

I had my first interview

My answer was 90% "I'll learn it"

I wasn't even know what should I learn and now I know, so I get something through interview I guess

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

The cringe you feel when that one colleague repeatedly says "IC²" while asking a question.

I²C, damnit! You are reading intro documents for two fucking weeks now, you should at least know the right name by now, man.

Daaaamn! For the longest time I thought that customizing your avatar would cost you ++!

Thanks apple.
Now I know what are requirements to publish application to app store.

Last week I designed the front page of a construction company website for getting the internship....
After showing my sample to the HR ..he mailed me asking
--->
"Do you know how to code?"
--->
Now I don't know is it sarcastic or I really don't know how to code.

Three weeks into the internship and now i know which company i won't apply to once i graduate.

Now I know what it feels like to be an EC2 instance

I finally have a storyline for my game and it's pretty interesting..
Now I dont know what software to code the game in :c

So recently I started swiping on Tinder again, after some years of staying away from it. Now that's all fine, right?

But there's another dating platform that I used long long ago, Zoosk. I didn't even know that I had an account on it anymore, and they've never reminded me of it either. But guess what got in my mailbox this morning.. 32 singles that you'll definitely like!

Now how does Zoosk know that I'm on dating sites again.. maybe Tinder? 🤔

You know what, Tinder wanketeers? Fuck you. Sharing my personal data like that. Shame on you!!!

My setup for 2 months now
On screen: revisiting spaces as the paper I'm currently made me feel like I know nothing

I made it! 5 pull requests for Hacktoberfest :) .
I'm super happy because until now I really didn't know how to help other projects or even have the motivation, but now I can say I have helped a few get their code right :P

if (boolValue == true) ...
I know it works, but just kill me now.

"I know that we don't exactly have the strongest reputation on privacy right now to put it lightly "
- Mark Zuckerberg @ F8

Hilarious

Now I know where my money was going.
:/

Why is it HTTPS instead of SHTTP. I mean, apple doesn't call it the Phonei. Oh wait, just looks at "SHTTP" again... now I know why.

I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP!

and it now has a functioning linux 😁

I fucked it up once tho. I removed the entire network manager by uninstalling bluez. How the fuck, I don't know.

Workplace starts using slack (or other chat app);

Now you can use channels: now your inbox has inboxes and you don't know where to look.

Now channels support threads: now your inboxes have inboxes have inboxes.

1,000 books on productivity and research show how important deep work is and time boxing your email:
Now your inboxes that have inboxes thst have expect your attention every moment of the day.. And I still don't know where to look.

"Wait, we're logging all web traffic now?"
Me: You're the security engineer, you asked him to do it!
"I know but I didn't think he would actually do it!"

🙄😑

Getting called by my dad "how do I make a local network with my phone?"
"I don't fricking know, I don't have your phone"
"Well you are the tech guy"
Really now?

My fellow IT-er just posted this picture of him being on his way to where I am now. But as far as I know, this isn't "station0" city .. xD

FUCK YOU MR ROBOT JUSY TELL ME EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON THAT YOU HAVENT TOLD ME YET FOR FUCKS SAKE I JUST WANNA KNOW NOW!!!

I was deaf but now i'm half blinded ! :/
(Glad i know the place of the keys)

So boered cuz i cant code or even read a book!
FUUUUUCK !!!!

I never travel by bus, now I have to. I know why I'm never do it again... 😂

Well, I got the free stickers months ago. Since then, I still don't know, where I should use them, so now I'm just protecting them in the letter.

Got a vertical mouse a while ago, and I like it.

Saw this on Youtube, thinking of going full vertical now...

But rear mirrors on my keyboard??
I don't know dude...

Forget missing semicolons; accidental dots are IN. Was wondering how the hell the method that was working EVERYWHERE ELSE was throwing here. Oh well, now I know

It's almost 10 pm now. For some reason, I have a sudden strong urge to code something till morning. The problem is I don't know what to code.

I was one of the 'popular' guys in school you know the cool ones and dumb as fuck. Now I am the nerd one lol. Seems like I found a passion.

Today, i finally started to develop in Unity. Now i know, i know nothing about math

I hate it when recruiters write something like "I now that you don’t like recruiters, but maybe you like this offer."

WHEN YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOU THEN JUST STOP TALKING TO ME!

My Windows 10 installation now demands a restart every day to install updates.

Obivously it fails to install the updates every time, as usual.

But now I get the notification that I can either "wait an hour" or restart now.

You know what, fuck video games. They aren't worth the trouble of running this piece of shit opererating system.

Yay! University break! Now I have time to learn the stuff that I want/need to learn! (Seriously, I don't know why they are pushing delphi towards us)

I got rejected by a unknown beautiful girl and now i dont know what to do. I can't sleep.

I came to know and use C++ for 10 years now and I've just seen this syntax:

for(int i{0}; i<5; i++) { }

WTF is this shit??

PM: You've heard of <thing> before right?

Me: I know the name of it

PM: Perfect, your the subject matter expert now.

Me: thanks...

Now I wanna know how many subscribers I have 😫

awww shit dog, I got the job! Now they wanna know which OS I want installed on my company computer. Wondering if maybe I'm still secretly being interviewed....

Only now, after 2 years of coding, I started to use github. Yes I know, you can laugh on my face...

Feeling so dumb right know.
I have a C# exam tomorrow (on paper) and i can't get my brain to think in code.
I can't focus, I can't concentrate. I don't remember things i normally know by heart. Is it just stress? (Everything is pretty hard atm, lots of stress, lots of problems).
What could i do? I'm pretty messed up right now...

Woohoo!! The error changed!!! Awesome!! Now I know i'm progresing!

When there's something about TOR on TV and you say that you know and use it.

Now my parents think that I do illegal stuff.
Thanks TV...

"@throws IOException in case of a problem"

Ah yes. Now I know what's wrong.

My dad: "Oh yeah, JavaScript, Java, I know that stuff! You know the Mars Rover is actually using JavaScript?"
Me: "Oh is it now?"
Dad: "Yeah lots of things use Java"
Me: "You mean JavaScript?"
Dad: "Yeah Java, JavaScript, you know like building website forms"
Me:" Yeah I know, yeah, I, know... -_-"

So Docker Desktop only runs on Windows 10 Pro. Unfortunate for Windows 10 Home users that comes installed with their laptops like me. Gotta install the legacy Docker Toolbox

I've been using vim for two years now. mostly because i dont know how to exit.

One of our clients codebase, once almost completely PHP, now officially contains more JS than PHP code. I don't know if we should celebrate or cry.

I thought sunday will be the best day to read the dotnet documentation... at the end of the day I can honestly say I know all top rants now.

I used to think the "hackers" in movies were so cool, with the scrolling matrix like text. Now I just laugh because I know how stupid and unrealistic most of it is 😆.

Dear dev rant. I stopped being a web designer today and am now a software "developer". I feel like I don't know crap again :)

Since there is Scrum i am programmer , tester , software engineer , networking guy and application manager. Thank you Scrum didnt know that before. And i have no idea what i am doing right now ....

I UNDERSTAND POINTERS (kind of) HAHAHAHA NOW I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW TO USE THEM AND I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

Starting out as a developer: I don't know why people are so stingy about tags on Stack overflow

Now: This guy tagged this question with SQL Server but is asking about Postgres I don't know how to help this guy out

Fuck, the voucher I want to redeem failed and it is not usable again. And now I don't know what DB error might have happened 🤔

I don’t know why, but until now there’s been nothing to rant about (at least in my private life).

Crazy excited for ARM MacBooks though

I just switched from Arch to Fedora...

I know I know that all the cool kids use arch, but right now I'm not up for checking out random gdm bugs or some other manual tasks. I need a stable, fairly supported and well maintained distro and fedora just works!

I know functional programming is hip now, but I wonder if I'll ever see a day when it's considered cutting edge to make every variable global. Possible twilight zone episode?

I have never noticed before that there is only one letter difference between 'rpm' and 'rm'... Don't ask how do I know now

Spent half the day trying to make something work. It wasn’t working before I started and I wasn’t making any progress. I don’t know why my changes weren’t working. So I yanked out everything I changed and put it back the way it was before I started. It works now. I don’t know why it works. I give up. 😂

In math class: Using y = mx + b to calculate the slope of how downhill my life is going 😒

A couple of years back I wrote what would be a strong contender for the title: the ugliest mvc framework ever written in php.
Bright side: now I know the pitfalls of mvc very intimately.
Brighter side: never have to work on that code again.

Now I can use ready made mvc frameworks and still know where to look if shit goes south.

It made my life as it is now,
I didn't know anything about programming before getting into college.
Now, I have my own business because of study CS.

Now I know why I need that much RAM:

Now I know the solution to a work problem I want to go back to work WTF.... have a break and relax!

Me: Damn you good tasty coffee!!! Now I can't drink coffee anywhere else than at home and (more) expensive coffeebars!!!

Coffee: But you love me!!

Me: I know!! That's the fucking problem!!

Deploying your stuff and watch people use it.
Now i know why i like this work again.

I am drunk right now. Just wanted to let you guys know that I love you and that I am really proud to be part of such a nice community. I know that we Devs sometimes have a hard time due to our profession, but I am happy that we are still able to stay strong together.
And now good night. Have to work in 6 hours.

I can now say I've stayed up until 1am debugging. Don't know whether I should be proud or disappointed

Now I know why all developers come to The Next Web in Amsterdam

Saw this on Science Museum in London.
Now I know that Kevin is a pig... Thanks London for the amazing experience

I just heard someone quote this
"To complain about a problem without proposing a solution is called nagging."

I know the perfect name for QA team now. 😁😁😂

I hate having no inspiration, no good ideas and just feeling unmotivated. I have not came up with anything good in 1 year now so i just sit around rehearsing the function s i already know. If anyone has a good tip for coming up with ideas. Please let me know :)

TLDR I never get good ideas. Plz help.

Ah, yes, thanks, google for this helpful error. Now I know everything.

I dont know what to say for now, but hello!

Was going through my rants and started deleting ones that I thought were dumb. There were more than a handful. What I did *not* know was that your +1 status doesn't keep past +1's. If you delete a rant - those +1's go away...lol serves me right for posting sub par rants in the first place, dont you think? 😝

Hmm .. hmm...
I get it now ...
In time you will know what it's like to switch ..
Use it , reuse it .. destiny still arrives .

This is my first rant but I don't understand what a rant actually is so yeahhh I m totally confused now lol😁😁. Btw I hope everyone is good and doing great in their life. And I don't know what to write next so bye bye for now

I know change is hard. I know time is precious. But if you're not using ES6 now, you're getting left behind.

From now on, I'll be using soft tabs. I didn't know editors can help me with this before. I thought all I see are hard tabs. Am I on the right path?

I average 2000 emails in my inbox a month. Mostly things telling me they are ok, I now know when to expect emails and worry if the are delayed.

Don't know if this is just me but I fucking hate it when YouTube move stuff around slightly.

For instance the search bar used to be on the left now it's centered.

I know I'll get used to it but it's kinda annoying.

My gradnfather died, and basically i got all the garbage books about programming. I was 9 by the time. Now im 13, and i still dont know how to code...

Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL

It's like I know staying up all night is gonna kill me the next day, and I do it anyways... and now it's the next day. Fml 😫

Don't know what it says, all I know is Ubuntu time is now!!

I've alway pronounced it sequel but everyone I know swears it's SQL, so I say that now to fit in.

I feel like a spy, lying to my closest friends everyday...

Now finally im in a phase of my life..... Where.... I dont know what the fuck is going on anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Managed to get my awful phone rooted and Lineage working on it despite it not being supported on my phone.
I actually really like my phone now, its almost like a brand new one.
I know nothing about phones, so this really was a cool accomplishment for me. I bet there are a ton of new things my phone is capable of now that I don't even know about.
So far, I am very pleased and excited to learn how to use my phone to its full advantage from now on

Now, this is some next level shit in python (or I just don't know about it yet).
Anyway, I only discovered this thing lately

Rip facebook apps.
Today at first it kicked me out of all my sessions, then I couldn't send pics in the messenger, then I couldn't accept new members for a group, now I can't even comment.
I wish I could know know who fucked up what :D

Worked for 12 full intense hours and now that I'm done I dont know if I should eat, sleep or hit the gym...

upgrade to the latest pre-release of Xamarin forms for a shiny new feature, now nothing works even after reverting. You'd think I should know better by now.

Now I know Node.js and PHP as well.
Convince me why I should use Node.Js and other frameworks over PHP and related frameworks.

i dont know sql, gotta look shit up and dont much of it really internalized

i may be now being assigned somebody else's task to do some sql shit

fucking kill me

Wow I really feel with you my dear Java developers.

Since I am working on a Custom Launcher for devCraft I now know how bad gradle is.

You know, having covid [ie self-isolation] has its plus side. I am now getting a lot more alone-time!

Sooo
Someone had that brilliant idea of changing user ID and group ID of root user in a server... Now root has no permissions.
How am I supposed to use that server now?

P.S: Don't ask me why they did that... I don't know and I didn't bother to ask.

"Ok, now I know what todo with a, b and c but what to do with d?"

"You re-tar d."

I no longer know what stress level am i at right now. Im way too calm for watching my life burn down the hole

Any professional pentesters or someone working in cybersecurity as a profession? I need some advice. The company I intern with right now wants me to test their web applications for security (they really don't care so much about security). I just wanted to know is there a standard set of procedures or a checklist that is usually followed? I know automated testing is not all that effective against web applications but what are the steps you usually take?
As of now, I have run tests and am now performing a code review but it's in PHP and I'm not really good with it. I'd like to know what more is done as a standard please.

When managers try to guess what the cause of a bug is I now know how mechanics feel when I try to guess the cause of an issue with my vehicle.

Right, so I know I'm smashing this server right now, but I didn't even know this was possible!

At least I know their SQL command now.

Teammate turned my neat minimal service architecture into dog's breakfast.
Now I don't know which one I hate more. Him or ROS.

Now I know why newbie profile photo is green circle

Everyone here is frustrated because of red circles/red dots on line number of the code xD

Found these in a local store today. Now I know what Marty McFly went through.

I was talking to some people I know that I was looking for a job. My (now) boss overheard that conversation and just told me that I don't need to look any further.

A different error finally some progress!
I know this was posted before but thanks to react native I am now in this situation for the first time in my career -_-

Much better... sorta....

In your face Amazon!!!

Now I can easily know when new movies are added... though apparently Amazon considers live stand-up comic shows as Movies...

Used to Google all my `man` pages... Don't really know why. Formatting maybe. Then I typed `man date`... I use `man` for my `man` pages now.

I think I know what it is like giving birth now. Spent hours in pain over making an algorithm and now I love my creation!

Went to a Big Data workshop, now I know why there's a elephant as hadoop's logo and how it came. Still no clue how it works.

Been going at web dev for a while now, yesterday I started reading a javascript book and now I feel I know even lesser than I started with.

I just graduated and now I don't know what the fuck to do with my life

I lost all motivation to code today and I don’t know what to do now

I don't know what happened with my Ubuntu 16.04.
And Now I'm bored by Typing
fsck -y /dev/sda1
on boot
😥😥

#momtexts

"I don't know what button got pushed but I can't type with my laptop key board now. Can you tell me what buttons to try?"

Even I know I'm bullshitting right now. But maybe (like never) I'll optimize this one day (like really really never)

Right now im probably the only person using a {java spark, python, mysql, webassembly} stack and i dont know how to feel about this

im not a php fan. like NO.
then i know this very rant runs php somewhere.
having mixed feelings right now 😐

Somehow further back on this ticket than when I started. How does that even happen?

I went from okay I can replicate the issue and trying to fix it to now the data I need to replicate it won't even load. WTF?

I don't know
Senior doesn't know
Our boss doesn't know
3 seperate QAs don't know
Boss of QA doesn't know

When did you guys start to learn a new language?

Right now I only know C++ and I'd like to learn a new language but I never have the time

i guess im learning COBOL now..
didn't even know, this language still exists, and is alive until the Lead of the Department came around and asked me if i know that language, because they have a potential customer Project.

Others said, i shouldn't do it, but i'm also curious.

At the very least i will check it out 🦕

Well seasons always shift too late
Spent too much time now on paths sideways
Everything that is connected and beautiful
And now I know just where I stand
Thank god it's over

(Pikul is a criminally underrated album of the band Silversun Pickups)

Pluralsight said I'm in the 85th percentile of people who know JavaScript and therefore I'm an ”Expert"

So now I walk around like, "bro do you even know how to pass a callback?" 😏

You know prior to becoming a dev and learning the ticket system I never had a dislike against any number now I hate most of all of them

"What do you mean I can't use a regex object as the key in a hashmap??

...ok, you know, now that I actually said it out loud"

~ I knew a little bit of Django ~
~ Now I know a little bit more ~
~ I used to like Python ~
~ Not so anymore ~

~ Why though ~
~ I don’t know ~

I use JS professionally and I have majorly coded in JS in personal projects but I always had this liking towards Python. Now, that feeling is gone. Python doesn’t seem that attractive. JS seems better.

One of the reasons, I feel, is the syntax. JS can fuck-up in places but that C-style syntax is love.

Another reason could be that I still don’t know that much Python or Django to make an opinion? Maybe. Probably.

When you first start programming:
"I know how all of these functions work, now what can I actually use that for?.."

I accidentally factory resetted my HP48... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! 10 years or hard work... Completely gone... I don't know what to do with myself now...

Time to go senior?
I am a web dev for 2.5 years now.
It's my second company.
Had couple of side projects.
And I still feel I don't know enough to be called senior..

I've been dismissing the Sublime Text 3 "unregistered evaluation copy" alert for almost 4 years now, and I never actually considered to buy a license. Then I realized that everybody I know didn't.

Did you?

Today i sent an email to a client about some last details of a project. This happened in the morning.
The day is now over and got no response.
Tomorrow is Friday.
We all know now what is going to happen.

Hmm... Why does name look so familiar...

Ohhh mind flash... Looks at notepad file with my commonly used commands to confirm:

tar -xvzf ...

2 years ago I thought you had to make an if statement for every coordinate in a game to make the character move

I would rant about my life right now i i know people wouldnt understand the problem that Im facing right know.

"Nah. Post it we wanna help, it cant be that bad" - nope i just say nope