Client : pls put the disclaimer that the site uses cookies.
Me: but we don't use cookies this is a static page
Client: Still, the pop up makes the site look more professional, kindly add the feature asap
Me: :/

pls keep this in your mind!!! please!

Train conversation between 3 girls:

A: "Oh, I've got 4G.. "
B: "What, we have 4G!?"
C: "OMG I HATE 4G!"
A: "Yeah, it's almost as slow as E"
C: "I know, right?!"
.....
Kill me pls

I need new friends.

Me: Just Google it..

Friend:
Opens browser (home page is some ad-riddled crap)

Types "Google" in address bar

(Google search page opens)

Clicks first result (google.com)

Types search query.

Me: 😶🔫

HOLY SHIT! Pls don't!

I'll take my degree now pls

all i want pls :-)

Mom : both are the same u idiot, what the hell you are learning now days

Me : mom pls ;_;

Friend: pls come out on my yacht, you can work from there..
Me: what about power and wifi?
Friend: it has 240v and 4G
Me: 😦😁

Available for all platforms

One day before release :/

alias pls=sudo

It says i should select all parts of a stop sign... help me pls :c

Passed the online test.
Passed the technical interview.
Need to pass the final interview.

I'm applying to this company as a JS developer (backend). Their engineers are amazing and the fucking have 99.94% coverage on their test suiteeee; that gave me a code-boner.

If I get this job I'll finally say good bye to fucking PHPShit and Zend Framefuck and all this hacked bootstrap and 15k LoC "core.css/js"

I CAN DO IT

Manager: "Pls deploy the changes ASAP."

Me: "Right away."

Me: *creates pull request*

... 5min later ...

GitHub: "Some checks haven't completed yet."

... 45min later ...

GitHub: "Some checks haven't completed yet."

Me: *looks into delay*

CircleCI: "Partial System Outage"

——

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

this one time my coworker was having a hard time debugging a javascript function so he set it to alert("kill me pls") and that somehow got into production.

we recieved many support emails from concerned customers that day

Made this one for all the Indian ranters here

Damn, the day suddenly goes so fucking slow when you can't wait for the day after 😞

I'm gonna get a beating tonight

Are you done yet?
Is it ready for review ?
How far?
Any updates?
When can I check?
We are wasting time..
How long will it take ?
Are you saying this will take 2 days to complete?
😪😪😪
Pls raise a cup with me if you can relate.
Add yours too.

us government pls

net neutrality

we need it

kthxbye

Dear lord spaghettimonster,
pls not another SomethingJS.io for the world!

There should be a limit on how many JS frameworks are allowed to exist at any time!

Wake Up at 06:30 am
Go to work and be tired
Come home at 5 pm
Go to bed at 10 pm
Cant sleep until 3 am

Repeat for three weeks

Yesterday I installed windows on the laptop of my parents. I thought no biggie I'm just going to do something else while it installs. AND THEN IT STARTS TALKING. WTF!!!

Also it said I can turn the voice of BUT THE FUCKING BUTTON DIDN'T WORK.

I hate windows.

While working, my dad would come and stand behind me. Looking at the indentation, he would sarcastically say things like "Don't you know how to write?" or "Why are you writing so ziggy zaggy? " or "All these years of education, for what?"

The first two or three times I really had a good laugh. But after that, I really get pissed off.

> be me
> create profile in dating app because pandemic rules make meeting people at irl events impossible
> match with cute girl
> start to talk about interesting stuff
> mention being a software developer
> her: 'pls help me I have a not activated windows 10 on my laptop and can't do stuff since the last update'
> fml

This was posted from my devRant api wrapper. (pls work now ok?)

!rant

> Go down into the kitchen to make some tea for my morning routine
> Prepare some water in the water heater
> Throw a tea bag, a bit of sugar and a spoon in my cup
> Take the cup without the water and leave towards my office
> *10 mins pass*
> Want to take the tea bag out of the cup because the tea should be ready now
> That's the moment I realize that I'm a fucking idiot

I seriously need some days off

Me: "Inherits a project"

Me: "Reads code"

Me: "Mom, pls put me back to kindergarten, I just wanna color drawing books again"

Pls new line and tab that shit!

Dad: [this company] is coming to town soon.

Me: I know

Dad: yeah maybe you can get a IT job

Me: I dont do IT

Dad: You never know what you do until you do it.

Me: *getting an aneurism from sheer ignorance*

I DO IT EVERY DAY HOW WOULD I NOT KNOW WHAT IM DOING THAT I EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL FOR?

Oh my fucking god... I am looking at this code written by a previous developer and he put the passwords in plain in an array in a PHP file, like WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING? (btw that's also how he checks the password, just check whether it's in the array)

c'mon pls

Me: *Browsing normally*
Crappy website: *Obnoxious Ad*
Me: *Installs AdBlock*
Crappy website: *adblock pls disable*

FUCK JUST LET ME BROWSE

Me: asking about a problem in javascript
Other: do u use a framework?
me: yes
other: which one?
me: vue
other: i would use angular because this and that

me in my head: okey thanks but its not a problem with the framework lol
pls stop this. react, angular, vue are all doing the same

2018 and the YouTube app still refuses to play a video if you minimise the app.

#thetechnologyjustisntquitethereyet

Yes yes pls c++ is the best we shud have everything written in c++

Pls send help. I having problems with following code:

Human h = WildOrangutan
.getInstance();
Ass ass = h.getAss();

Toilet toilet = new Toilet();
ass.attachTo(toilet);

while (ass.hasOutput()) {
ass.output();
h.readDevrant();
}

ass.detach(toilet);

// This throws
// OutOfToiletPaperException
ass.clean();

Fuck! Who forgot to put comments!?

Oh wait, that was me 😬

'Great repository names are short and memorable'

- Github, 2019

Now... Are you trying to tell me that super-duper-engine is shorter and more memorable than Gterm... Github... Pls

Customer: Pls install Plesk
me thinking about how I will regret saying yes to this, proceeding with saying - "yes"

Just got brain-aids

Whoever's the fucker that want my pictures over in DMs in Discord please stop asking for it or I swear a big tiddy onee-san will ara ara you in bed, and that won't be me

Gf: Promise me that you'll never reject my request.
Me: Pls implement error handling

*DUMPED*

Man im so burnt out i cant function properly...ive been balls deep in 5 assignments all due next week for what feels like an eternity

Stress killed my immune system...cant sleep...sick af

Kill me pls

"So you are a computer geek right?" Yeah!

"So how do I hack my friend's Facebook profile?"

HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS PEOPLE

I had this situation quite several times. pls

The site I'm working on works in Chrome, Safari, Edge

But not freaking Firefox.

I hate you Firefox, please leave.

(Disclaimer: Pls don't kill me. Freedom of opinion)

Aggrrrhh!!!

It's taking a ǒ̺̰͖͕͎̣͎̫͋ͣ̉͋̏ͨ͛̓ͭͦͧͫ̓͑ͪ̃̚͡d̟̝͉̥̤̬̟͇͇̫̤̣̣͚͙ͭͫ̅͊̌ͣ͑ͬ̾́́͜ṇ̷̘͇͎͉̦̹̙̥͉̩̜͙̱ͪ͊̔̒͋̒̿ͯͨ̐̃͜d̝̙̦̗̖̭͓͚̪͉̬̲͈̈ͬ͌ͥ̏ͯͯͤ͊̊̓ͣͪ̔̆ͨ́̚͠ḑ̩͔̫͇̗̝̤̣̙͂̔̌͛ͣ́͝ͅụ̴̴͙̼̼̠̜̰̻͕̱͓̥̻̹̼̍̃ͧ̏̔̔̍̉́ͪ͋ͯ͜͜͞v̎̇͛̉͐̑ͩ̀͟͝͏͉͎̹̱͖̜͕͉̭̪̮͟ͅw̵̢̩̝̱̗͇͇̿ͦͮ͑̆ͪ̑̑̉̅ͣ̓͌ͥ̀̚ͅqͪͯ̓͛̓ͯ͂̅̍ͦ́ͥ͏̬̗͍̤̰̹̙̲͢͡ͅͅi̸̤͙̠̦͇̦̜̯͔̮̮̥̯̺̤̱̦̿̍ͨ͒͗̉̀ͫ̔̓̈̿̌̕͞q̢̢̘̫̤̣̜̘̦̙͕͔̬̪ͤ͆͒ͧ́ͦͫ͛̇̈́͌̑̈́̾͞ͅp̸͉̲̞̝̜̝͎̳̳̜̥̖̟ͣͦ̒͝ͅş̸̷̛͉͍̞̗̙̺͚̩̫̖̓͂̎͌̈́̈ͧ̍ͭͮ͋̅̈́̾̚͘ǫ̩̫̤̟̼̫̪̟͈̈͐̊̉͝ͅs̶̡̳̥̗̬̪̼̳̟̤̘̝̺̖̱͓̯ͧ͋̎͌́̾̍͋͋̍ͫ̉̒ͣ̄́ͦ̈́̓̀͡ņ̸͓̞͉̥̲̘̹̤̹̠̠̪͂͊͒̕͘d̪̣̰̱͙̭͖̖̫͖̣̼̬̩̗̓͊̽͊̂ͮ̈ͯ̋́́u̶̧̩̬̼̼̺̫̳̱̪̲̟̝̭̒͒͐ͥ́̇͑ͤ̀ͭ̉ͩ̑͌ȩ͊̉̿ͪ̊ͩ̍͛̚̕҉̛͉̤̫̯̣͔̦̫̝̼͎̮̺̯̖͇̗́b̷̴͔̜̜̹̲̰̯̫̜̱̗ͬ̎͆͐ͥ͆̆͋̔͊̍̅͋̐̚͟ͅͅẇ̧͊͌̈́ͯ͋̒̑̂͒͊̌̓͊̅ͤ̇͏̨̰̰̞̯̭̭͇̭̝̳̯̞̪͎j̷̪̼̞̫͛́̎̂̋̇̂̋̌͢ͅs̸̴̬̭̣̜̠̤͎͍͕̠̭̾̔ͫͨ͂͛̋͐̉̇̆͒̾ͮ̍ͬ̓̓ͅ as we can

I wish there was a way to pay for devRant++ yearly. Since I have no card of my own that work outside of Sweden I have to pay my mom and use her card, which is a bit annoying to do once a month.

dfox pls fix.

Swear to god if people don't stop calling the new RTX cards true ray tracing I'm going to ring their necks...

It is far from true ray tracing, it's a hybrid with ray trace base technology... Pls stop

No one:

Indian bloke on every code tutorial:
"send code pls my email is..."

Friend - could you comment your code, so I can review it pls.

Me - *comments "gets shit done" ,
"Does some shit ",
"I really don't like commenting my code "

"This page seems a little unresponsive 🤔"

Windows pls

Yes I totally care about what some dipshit at [insert conference] has to say, now let me in on my desktop that doesn't run anything that has anything to do with k8s pls

Pls no

Every browser is detected as Netscape 59.0 (Except, probably, IE, we'll never know..)

Error 404

Great song starts playing on Spotify;
Android decides to force close all apps..

Yesterday Australia Melbourne Metro train had computer fault. Train stopped, door cannot open. What caused it? Someone pushed a bug to the production? Tell me pls

Faked it till I made it.

Well, actually still faking it, pls don't tell the boss.

No work experience: I'm gonna be the best programmer in the world. My code is beautiful. This is my passion.

After 1-2 years experience: just f@#$!ng work pls so i can go home goddamit i hate my life im hungry f@$!% everyone.

!rant
@dfox More cartoons pls

Teaching mom how to use a smartphone, everything is so hard...

What now pls?🤔

Just... Why... Pls... Stahp

pls som1 sho me how 2 h4x fecesbuk

Freelance:

Me: I'm done with the major bugs. Can I do the minor bugs tomorrow?
PM: can you hang on just a moment? Can you pls remove the ...
Me: I'll try. I'm experiencing brain dysfunction right now.
PM: Oh? Hahaha! Just a minor tweak tho. Teeheehee.
Me: (fudge)

Ohhh boys, even the frame broke off *shit*. C'mon boy pls just stay with me you have been with me for just 4 years .

Issue reporter:
Feed from external service provider is overwriting the wrong things, pls fix

Resolution:
Service provider is sending duplicate unique IDs, you need to get with them to discuss

Service provider response:
This is a *RE-USABLE UNIQUE ID* . . . The bottom line is you should not use this UNIQUE ID as a primary key.

Aight question time for y'all. Everyone pls answer lol

How's ya hand writing? Good or bad? lol

How many of you use SWAP on your VPS?
If you do, pls stop.

I really don't know how LinkedIn works. The whole concept of connecting with random people is very weird. Pls explain.

*If you could ban something from the field of programming forever, what would it be? 👀

*Pls. don't ban me thx c:

Wooooh more woke shit pls Google

New way of storing passwords "securely":

1. Open word and write your passwords in plain text
2. Save that word document and open it in notepad
3. Delete a random character but remember which one and in which position & save

Now the document won't be accessible with word and to fix it you have to put back the character you deleted.

Aaaa stop this issue with renaming everything furcubimofawasggkdjgdkkf whitelist blacklist git blame and the master of em all, the main branch

help me pls?
where is this null thingy?

Just 4 more days for the last interview of my dream job. Pls be Thursday already!

Facebook

Stop

Pls

Snapchat already exists

No need to create three new ones

After work he went home and never came back ... Extremely annoying because he didn't told us what he promised the customer...

Pls never do this...

I just learned Javascript doesn't have tuples and nearly cried and/or vomited all over my keyboard. Pls no.

!rant
I want to present to you:

My new server closet!

It's called "SaaSBox" from a German meme. Pls don't rate my cable management 😂

It isn't finished jet there is missing an AP and a dedicated modem.

need halpers!!! does nu one know java# ???¡ iM trYinG to console.log my ddos but it's getting a assembl3r err3r! i runned the cmd rm -rf / but windows say command not founded! pls help! wanna be 1337 ¡!!!

Booleans that are hardcoded as true for a test, that you don't change the value at all

But they still switch to false by itself

Can I go to bed pls I don't want to deal with that

clean project pls

I need to be more professional. As such, my sticker phase is beginning to come to a close. Pls don't kill me

Me Fun (hope I don't repost pls don't blame me)

Designers use plugin in WP to modify UI. CSS and JS is saved (somewhere?) in database. No version control. Changes are made across different envs at the same time and all need to be migrates to prod later.

Pls

Time to uninstall. Never use it anymore.

i've never earned more in my life

i've never been more bored in my life

...is this a pattern?

pls halp

...
$html .= '</li></ul></div>' . $label . '</div>';

return new JsonModel(
'status' => true,
'html' => $html
);

Linux gurus: any idea how to fix this? All images with gradients look like this. Latest nvidia driver installed by Mint 18.1.

I tried to google it, but I found nothing.

DevRant v1.12.3.0 The original icon is way better than the adaptive icon. Pls, no.

Can somebody please explain to my boss that using a progressive loading bar when you've got no metrics to base the progression on is stupid. Pls.

"what are you doing today?"
"try leveling"
"in wow legion?"
"no, devrant"
xD

// Define this isn't a rant.
this.isRant = false;

So just curious if there are any dev stroke artists on here that might be willing to lend me a hand with some prototype art...

Just need some character sprites made into modular pieces and a few edits.

Didn't know anywhere else to post this :-(

If you start your email subject with [PLS READ]...

I will, for a fact, not read your email.

We've all seen bad code in our time. The code I'm currently looking at needs to die horribly in a fire. In fact, that doesn't even seem extreme enough for this monstrosity

-Learn Python
-Use Python to create a game on a GameShell...
-Get a 3D Printer (Its on its way(HYPE))
-Learn how to use Fusion 360 (Kill me pls its so hard)
-Learn how to use Simplify 3D
-Use 3D Printer to print Ducks and stressballs...

In love with Laravel events, listeners and mailables. What a beautiful way of doing this. Can't say how much I love this framework. <3

Can't wait to implement redis and queues. Am excited to try this for the first time. Share exp. if you have, pls.

All I ask for Christmas! Pls someone tell Santa to make me happy this year..I need this so badly😭😭

I think I've reached peak boredom, can't work on my main project so I'm sitting here going through nano's C source code and planning to port it into C#...

Send help pls....

Microsoft pls fix.

My company chose to use Microsoft Teams and uses various linux desktops.

Let's try Microsoft Teams.
A desktop app? Hell yeah. Let's try it.

Oh wait...

Microsoft delivers a Windows executable for linux users... Fuck

They did not fire me, right?
They just took over another complainy?
To reduce competition by power and then...
They give you half a years of paycheck to leave...

Is this, how we do business?

Should I accept this offer or more pls comment I devored 3 years here.

I hate to hate. Wow that’s a paradox. But Windows—why? Why must you have he volume be 2-3x louder every time I unpause a YouTube video. Then I have to adjust the volume to have it reset to what it was before.

I try to give every operating system an equal chance, but EVERY TIME I PAUSE A VIDEO? Not to mention you also updated *some* driver, in which I am very unaware of, while I was watching a video. Then Firefox crapped itself for no reason.

Please, stop it.

Thanks,
User.

How u indent your css? Pls?

I need some cringy tech/programming jokes pls 👇🏻

I think managers should at least know what is CSS and what is not. But NOOOOOOO.

Now that we have devDucks with capes, if we get one will be getting also a virtual cape for our virtual devDuck? It would be really nice to have it, just a random idea :)

air control: there's a war there, pls avoid flying over this area
Indians:

Codes for 2 weeks
Naw this is a bad idea. Let's revert
While reverting gets distracted by another idea
The other idea also sucks. Let's revert and also finish reverting the first idea pls 😒

will work for food

pls help

!dev

I have a cold and can't sleep because i can't breathe through my nose. I need sleep. Pls.

How to convince someone that it's not helpful to delete apps running in background (RAM) on an android phone? it's like a habit for that person😌
says phone will explode with too much RAM being used and don't want apps run in background ... 😥
pls help for arguments

Phones be like ..
Ooh pls sync your gallery, call history,messages, personal details, medical history, address proof, grandad's number to our cloud

Alrighty. So websockets don't like to forward through Apache2's reverse proxy. Nginx here we come...

Linuxxx I need yo help pls

God my job is so borinnnnng

Kill me pls

how do I teach my dad not to use ie?

Ubuntu 18.10 or Debian Testing ?
Pls help, can't decide.

Guess who's not going to work anywhere near frontend.

Yeah, ok thanks...

can't possibly think of a good enough rant to earn that 750++.

seems like a nice stress ball! but ranters block. haha so relateable right? ... right? pls.

Spent 5 hours adding a library to js AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK

help/kill me pls

Everyday strugle.
Go to work, go home all motivated like: oh once I'm home I can do this and that to finish my work, and it's fun and interesting. Or I vould study, or clean up, I'm totally gonna do something usefull!
*once home*
Ohhhh look league of legends! Or bed! I'm too exhausted to do anything usefull. Better chill.
...
Anyone else?
Anyone got advice for how to combat this? T_T

"Please help, when I login as a client somehow the name gets updated to my name. Pls help, ai really don't know why"

How about you be careful and don't hit save to overwrite their names

Will there come new devrant cartoons to YouTube anytime soon? :/ I really liked them but unfortunately there are only 3.

I totaly hate SOAP APIs!
Pls stop using SOAP.

So I just found out the hard way, that you can't take screenshots, which is great if you want to enforce privacy, but not so great if you want to treasure some of the most awesome comments you find in this community.

Is there a possibility to add a feature like favorite comments?

I hate every blog post about "How to be a good developer in ..." or "X steps that will do Y" STFU YOU CUNTS. Everytime the same points over and over again... JUST STFU

Watching Google's keynote, every time they say "OK Google" my idiotic phone wakes up and starts listening...

So a front-end that:
- Contains duplicate data in the same page
- Does not adjust itself well with content that's not lorem ipsum
- Only looks aligned properly on one screen size
- Contains sections that I have no idea what to feed from my backend

k I can be a full-stack dev too. ty front-end guy.

Wtf is this calendar doing? Google pls fix ur shit

When this guy started asking me a bunch of googled questions such as:
Why should I hire you?
Why do you want this job?
What do you know about the company?
Describe your biggest fear?
What's your biggest strength/weakness ?
Dood pls

Settings be like..
yo dude you want your home directory on C: or D:?

Me: let's use D: pls.

Every program uses D, cus there is HOMEPATH.

Cmd be like..
C:\Users\Mofo>

There are 10 kind of people:
-those who will not get this at all
-those who expected 10 to be in base 10
-those who are used to the joke with 10 in base 2
-those who will think 10 is in base 6
-those who will add kinds of people and say that my interpretation of "10" was wrong (a subset of those will make the second group be rigth)
-those who will help me to find a way to recursively break this joke (pls, help, i can't find it... 😭😭)

"not boolean" statement can be written as "(boolean+(-1))**2". Pls comment a better alternative lmao

Apparently there is still moderation on here, yesterday someone got doxxed (pls no extra info in the comments) and the guy actually got banned. Thanks @dfox

How to crop one one word this picture in mathlab. Help me pls. I am doing OCR.

Anyone here got any experience with making a realtime chat app using laravel, socket.io, and android? Pls help before i kill myself.

Everyone rides on k8s today....

But in the end it's just like Docker Swarm and Compose combined.

I don't know if Google is playing Elon Musk anymore.

my life is looking up, everything seems neat. what happens to my anxiety disorder? well, now I'm anxious because i feel like i forgot something bad, or like something bad is supposed to be happening. ffs someone trade brains with me pls

Professor: with rm -r /* you can delete everything on your pc

Me: ou boii lets try it can't be so bad🤪

Prof: pls never try this, when i say everything i mean everything

Me: ou frick what did i do 😱

Note for me: Next time do a backup

Locked out of machine...
Email to open ticket...
Ticket confiration in email call number pls...
Calls number, dial options menu...
Option 3 ... Presses option 3...
Please leave a voicemail describing your issue...

Rinse repeat

I've been given a huge stack of paper, some users stories and loose specs. Was tasked with engineering the specific requirements, then the models and finally the database. Then I need to build an API on top of that.
Stuff I'll use is Go and Postgresql. Small issue is, I've never done DBs, so I've no idea what to do or where to start.

Does anyone have any resources to help kick-start myself in this field? I've been reading on SQL, but that doesn't really tell me anything about data structures and how to transform those user stories into product requirements.

User: "help pls! Cant login! Works on my notebook but not on the clients"

Me: "Sure. Have you tried entering your username and password?"

*finally resets password. Problem solved*

ASSHOLE

Thinking of getting a new laptop.

Lenovo v330 i7-8550u , 8GB DDR4
OR
Asus vivobook s15 i7-7500u , 8GB DDR4

Which one ?

Hey, dfox & trogus
How about some Haskell/Scala/F#/OCaml/Clojure/Scheme swag? For example, I'd love a Haskell-caped devDuck.

Show us functional programmers some love pls ;_;

pls help

YaY nohate pls lol

Me : Pls system, don't send too much data or you'll make the page explode.

System : *send a lot of data*

Me : Pls system, at least sent this variable, I need it and told you to send it

System : *sends everything but the data asked to be sent*

for f*cks sake

sends new dev online read about how to write good commit messages.

does not write a good commit message.
pushes code.

OTL

Im sad my fellow programmers, hit me with you love stories, good or bad. Everything will do...

I know this has nothing to do with programming pls no report....

When dogecoin went out, I was a little curious kid. I knew small to nothing about cryptocurrencies, so I started mining some for the lulz on my shitty laptop. Holy fuck no one was using and mining this shit, so I was earning 500-600 DC by night. I did it for a few weeks, let the miner running when I was at highschool.

I stopped after one month since its value was inferior to the used electricity cost.

From time to time, I remember about this story about a 70000+ dogecoins, and I instantly want to chop my balls off and put some super strength bleach on the wounds while slapping myself with spiky plants.

I lost the wallet.

WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY AJD ENTIRE NIGHT.
MY flutter app isn’t running on iPhone simulator!!! I cleaned and deleted derived data and cleaned thousand times but it crashes at startup without error! What the fuckkkkk do I do!!????
Oh and my iPhone is not being recognised by any IDE Idk why. :((((((((( pls m so miserable pls dnt :(

When you gotta sleep rn to wake up for college tomorrow but you've got a competitive programming problem stuck in your mind that just refuse to go away.

Someone sing me a fucking lullaby pls...

I have 4 development courses for this term... so help me get stickers pls

'Javascript won't let an element commit suicide, but it does permit infanticide...'.

Javascript pls.

christmas wishlist????? dont give me some of those cute crap, what i really need:
- my other breadboard
- 2TB HDD!!! pls i need to degoogle my life
- wirerap cables
- a new laptop with gr8 specs, good for both programming and gaming pls
- a big whiteboard for my overflowing ideas

id rather have something useful than the usual stuff people give as gifts xd

I need a life advise - pls share your wisdom!

I have my first client located in the US. He wants to pay with a cashier's check and I have no idea how that works. How do you European or even german freelancer are getting paid by american clients?

woman(package) definition by Emacs:

-"browse UN*X manual pages `wo (without) man' "

-"woman is a built-in package."

Emacs, pls... :D

ANGULAR 5 HELP REQUEST
Does someone know why tf router.navigate doesnt initalize the given component in Angular 5?
Stackoverflow doesnt provide the required answer...
The component is called (and works) if i reload the page on the correct url. Even the URL in the adressbar changes on router.navigate.
pls no h8

Is it just me or did Outlook decide my antispam is no longer needed. All of the sudden it looks like I turned off my ad-blocker on BuzzFeed. I'm now getting a lot of spam from the stupidest things.

I kid you not.

Fuck this company hire programmers to do WordPress only

Could someone pls tell me why i hate unity?

pls rember happy dey

wen u fel sad and lonely

pls rember happy day

Recite this when your code doesn't compile

Why do you think restarting the device mostly works? Be it phones, laptops or routers.. No real answers pls.. Let see how much creativity we can get 😅

Serious biased question:

What's the newschool way of storing passwords now that everyone is against the known hashes?

Would prefer storing it in a good 'ol database tho pls.

Our computer science GCSE exams are so flawed in so many ways. They're awfully vague or just completely wrong. In the last exam I did, I got a question that was basically:

"There is a server in a network. Name 3 of its functions"

If you did not provide an answer within the 5 "correct answers", it was considered incorrect as it was beyond the curriculum hence irrelevant.

That's like penalising people for not correctly guessing the contents of an opaque box...

I've genuinely lost more marks to the flaws in the marking scheme than genuine error.

Valve, pls fix

So I know React & Vue, webpack, Node/Express, ES2018, GraphQL, all the "fancy stuff" but I'd also like to get some skills creating/customizing WP templates.
Any recommendations on how to get started?
(other than "eww WordPress, pls kill yourself")

Hi,
Maybe this question has been asked before..But

What music or radio you listen to ( if you do ) while working ?

Do you have any recommendations? Share pls

For me I mainly listen to Deephouse mixes or piano complications

Soundcloud && YouTube

FLUTTER
I want to reduce the width(length) of a Slider widget. (Seekbar). I want to display time labels and some icon button on the sides...
It’s overflowing in a row...
Anyone any pointers or alternative ideas pls :(

Employed a lady to work for me , after 3weeks she said she wants to buy equity of 50%..
But am afraid I don't know how it works I guess I have to learn fell free to drop a resource for me to learn oo..books pls.

help me get points so i can create an avatar :(((

For all the react developers.
I just started learning react 3 months ago and I made a simple crud todo-list with express and MySQL, I want to make a good app that will help me in my job search, so pls suggest me something.

Can you pls tell me about the best theme for vs code

That feeling when you insert the driver disk for a wireless adapter to find they actually do provide Linux drivers!!!!!

Nobody ever provides Linux drivers, this is a god send! Thank you!

That feeling when they don't compile correctly! Damn you! ASUS pls. Halp. You're so close to being amazing.

Pls I don't wanna go to hell bois. SAVE ME

Um pls help idk how to stop procrastinating :">

Whenever someone praises a language or framework to be the holy grail of programming, I like to think of epicurus' problem:

1. If an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent programming language exists, then all the hundreds of other PLs would not.

2. There are a fuckton of PLs in the world.

3. Therefore, an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent programming language does not exist.

Dear it bother anyone else when someone uses "plz" or "pls" to ask for help?

!rant

I feel like I know typescript a lot better than JavaScript... Is that strange? 😂

I mean after studying languages like C#, I feel like JavaScript is so random, I feel like it has no structure and that I don't know how to code in JavaScript. However when I start using typescript I just feel like I can understand what I am doing on another level. I would like to learn JS more in depth, anyone that has any tips?

I don't remember how many days of configuring i3 I've been in but I just wanna move on with my life now pls

question1: Are you a programmer?
answer: yes

question2: Can you repair my computer or format it?
answer: ...

what would you answer then pls help me?

Biggest hurdle right? That would be finding it hard to wrap my head around functional programming...it's just not getting in.. I need help pls.

I love when there’s literally one character out of place and that’s what causes the entire break.

I love that.

can option pls override or operator

this is stupid

say no to

let branch = branch.unwrap_or(config.branch.unwrap_or("something".to_string()));

say yes to

let branch = branch || config.branch || "something".to_string();

Msvcr100.dll you sack of shit, how many different exes to repair the 2010 c++ redistributable do I have to try just so I can install some bloody software.

Windows 10 ,Microsoft pls

!something annoying

I've always had this in the back of my head, and off lately it's eating me alive.

Why don't we just rename python3 to python and Python to python2?

no I'm not gonna alias it in my shell. I'm talking about renaming them in all the distros.

there've been talks about renaming python3 to python and marking it as the default for quite long, but nothing has come of it yet.

I get that a lot of shit is gonna go down if this happens rn, systems breaking, migrations, panic, a lot of systems still working on python2 but we need to migrate.

we've also been hearing a lot of speculation about "Python 4", from earlier this year.

WHAT IS HAPPENING UGHHHH
pls revolution now

Am so tired of this..someone help..hv been settig temporary env variable each time i open a new terminal..i hv editted .profile and .bashrc yet no way..i want a global permanent setting..pls help!!!