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"Hey can you make these changes?"
*does absolutely nothing*
"That's way better!"
Mhmm sure. Totally changed stuff. Yup.1 -
I found that pornhub has a feedback section...
This man (wanting white theme) was totally rekt.
See another one in the comments
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Client: "Can you make this totally dynamic function calling system 100℅ fault-proof?"
Me: "Hell yeah, hold my coffee"
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Not to be pedantic but shouldn't "100% completed" actually mean totally finished?
Why am I still watching a spinning circle?12 -
Writes program.
Doesn't comment code.
*Yeah totally gonna remember everything* 🕶
*5 weeks later*
what the heck was I writing.? 🙄😥😭7 -
!dev
I never mix my personal and professional life. But I've totally lost that ability today.
She said no! 😶19 -
Never laughed so hard before. Worth the time. Totally!
Source: https://blog.toggl.com/world-create...
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So apparentally devRant has a youtube channel where they re-create Rants as animations.
This is the best thing ever.5 -
So, none other than the father of our beloved Linux kernel - Linus Torvalds, just totally put an antivax guy down in the public kernel mailing list.
I think I love Linus even more now. He may not be a people person, but he sure does know how to totally rip people into shreds lol.
https://lore.kernel.org/ksummit/...23 -
My gitlab order has just arrived and because there’s no news after a month, I decided to contact them and they gave a water bottle, a mug, and a pack of stickers for free30
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We should totally be able to use try/ catch irl, especially in social situations
try{
riskyText();
} catch (InappropriateTextError e) {
abort();
}6 -
Things I learned this week so far:
Programmers consider talking to a rubber duck a totally normal thing4 -
me, browsing the web: oh wow what a cool css framework, bookmarked, ill totally use it for my next project
me, making a project: "free bootstrap templates"5 -
I-I totally did n-not spend half an hour on this...
(here's a gist for you: https://gist.github.com/moriczgergo...)
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Just trying Visual Studio Code because of it's first product from Microsoft that are totally free😂😂😂
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I thought there was something wrong with my Ubuntu 16.04.
Whenever I pressed '|'
'~' used to appear.
I totally gave up until I realised I mistakenly chose the UK Keyboard.
Ugh.3 -
Totally useful!
Master CS Degree.
More knowledge then most coders.
More knowledge on what’s going to come.
No ragrets 🤷♂️
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Business User [1 PM]: So I know every month you’ve been using your dark magic SQL skills to transform my monthly data into better monthly data.
Well I know it’s the middle of the month, and this is totally random... but... I have some other data formatted totally differently, almost totally different data! You can just run this through your magic SQL Proc right?? Easy! Also, I need this by end of day... thank you for your support.
Me [1:01 PM]: K.4 -
told client to buy this particular plugin.
he bought another plugin (totally useless) because it was cheaper.
like wtf.5 -
Vim users be like : "It took me 3 months to learn how to actually use Vim and I'm am totally gonna brag about it".9
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hello everybody..
just want to say that I was busy those days in being a father fir the first time.. totally new feelings 😁3 -
"Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally seperate environment to run production in."
-Unknown1 -
After refusing to work over 40 hours a week and refusing to work last Sunday, today I was fired. It's been the 2nd time in my life and it's been the same deal: totally unrealistic timelines and totally unrealistic work expectations.
No big loss. Fuck that place.9 -
So recently completed my first overworked and underpaid freelance job, I'm like totally a developer now right7
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*Internship in ML*
“Oh boy ML is so interesting we’re totally gonna break new ground”
git clone
learning_rate = 0.008
learning_rate = 0.007
learning_rate = 0.0063 -
GitLab vs GitHub
Which one do u choose?!
I personally prefer GitLab over GitHub. It's awesome and it's totally free for private repositories unlike GitHub's costly plans!25 -
I loathe JavaScript. Totally blaming the millennials for making this shit popular. #thankshipsters #fuckyourhashtagstoo
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I'm starting a side project. This time I'm totally gonna finish it. For real. 14th time's the charm, right?4
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Switched jobs one month ago.
Used to work overtime on complex features, every engineer was 10x, learned a bunch, worked my ass of everyday. Switch due to overtime and because I wanted more personal time.
Anyways, at the new job I’ve completed two tickets in a month, code is shit, no one cares about the quality, scalability, etc. I’m payed 2x more and I currently work max 3 hours a day. Feels weird AF. I guess I got what I wanted, but didn’t know back then that professionally I’m going to degrade. Didn’t happen yet, but I can see that in the future.
🤷🏻♂️8 -
Our prof told us today in a zoom lecture: "Never visit b-ok.org, it is totally illegal", with emphasis on how he would NEVER recommend to visit that website for free education illegally.
I guess he is totally against the idea of pirating educational material15 -
Would totally send all the information 10/10 - Part II
Why is money god so kind to me recently ? 🤔
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I was getting a segmentation fault and was very confused and had no idea why and the first thing I changed fixed it totally so that was great5
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It's hard to explain my workday without it sounding totally depressing. "Today the director of the company requested my PERSONAL assistance to restart his computer, it was so cool"1
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Just wrote a examn about IPs an totally fucked it up. I hate subnet masks. SERIOUSLY, FUCK THEM
AAAHHHH fuuuuuu
💔5 -
When this book was written, Windows XP was the lastest OS.
I am still reading from this book in 2017.
FML.
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How I hate when you can't change notification sounds and/or vibrations... Unless I'm totally blind this includes DevRant too at least on Android 😁8
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today is one the worst day of 2018, after this
https://devrant.com/rants/1571445/...
I was looking through the websites which were made in the company last year, and while looking at a website I said: "this website is looking total shit, what the fuck is this".
Guess what, the guy who made the website was there and more worst he's my senior, I'm currently doing a project with him. He was not happy with this comment ( I thought the guy who made this left the company ). I totally fucked up.
Now I will search for another job. I can't bear this.4 -
No work done today, yesterday or the day before that.
Reason?
THE BOSS BROUGHT HIS PUPPY!
PUPPYCUDDLES are a totally legit reason for not working 😁
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Thank you David and Tim for adding devrant++! I have been wishing you add this for like 6 months! Totally getting it!1
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Dragging my significant other to devrant is totally a good idea and I will hear nothing contrary to that. 😐11
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Hi guys, I created a tiny Anime quotes API called Animechan. Totally free to use anywhere 😊✨
https://animechan.vercel.app/
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For those of you that want to work in Unity3D, there's an exhausting interviewing process ahead of you. I totally feel like
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“I thought since you majored in CS you could totally do that.”
Destroying my self esteem since freshman year.4 -
If you need to relax, watch this dokumentation from the year 1982 about UNIX and C at bell labs with Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompsen and mr. super cool Brian W. Kernighan.
https://youtu.be/tc4ROCJYbm0
amazing right? -
Interviewer: Tell us about yourself.
Me: I was born at a very young age...
Totally going to say this when I interview next.4 -
This shit happend when I tried to print devRant logo Key fob. The printhead totally scratched the tape of the buildplate. Luckily the printbead itself was fine. :/
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Windows...:
Problemsolver could not be opened because there was a problem...
Thanks! That totally fixed it🙃🔫4 -
I love Flutter. So simple. Such good docs. Not totally shit multiplatform. Flutter is my new favorite framework. Good job Google5
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I had an after work meeting, i was supposed to take it from home, i got busy trying on my new dresses and totally forgot 😱😂
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When you buy new laptop battery and on the next day you spill beer all over the keyboard making laptop totally useless.9
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Borrowed from Reddit and Twitter:
Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in.3 -
People who name variables totally inappropriately and without comments should serve time in prison8
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Headphones, a quiet room, a comfortable chair, something to drink (coffee, red bull, water, tea) and something that is interesting enough to totally focus on.4
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I really do wonder at what point the previous developer on this project thought 800 line functions are totally reasonable and standard practice...7
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I just breathed, so just before i breathed, I blinked my eyes.
So, my last job was to blink my eyes.
Totally makes sense.3 -
Biggest coding distraction - vape breaks. Not too long ago it was totally acceptable to vape inside the office. :-/
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Of course I can change someone else's code to do something totally different, understand it and all within an hour of your call... on a Sunday morning! 😠
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A 'using namespace std;' in a FRIGGGINGG FRIGG LIBRARY HEADER.
"Yuh, I'm totally the king of multiverse. F*** me, right"6 -
still unemployed,
closing peanut freelance contracts here and there,
totally burnt out.
God save my soul.2 -
Guys , do you ever lose your coding interest cause your client/boss is totally not a teck guy with strong opinion on your work ?6
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Can someone explain what's so wrong with CSS?
My only issue is you can't set media query variables - which is totally not an issue with cssnext or similar..3 -
Totally didn't know today's a bank holiday . No one's in... Today 😅 ooops
What fun can you have in a huge empty building 🤔10 -
Once I was totally exhausted and fatigued doing code...
Then i had cappuccino....
The next thing i saw was my complete project.3 -
The last days I'm going totally insane for parallax designs. Have you tried them by yourself? Have some links?5
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Dev: Woah look at this code! I might be a genius!
Also dev a few months later: Woah WTH is this shit? Was I totally dumb or what?2 -
I see people posting their stickers here, so here is mine. I think it totally represents me. What do you guys think?
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Have you seen this one ?
https://youtu.be/AHrCI9eSJGQ I’m totally blown by it - https://youtu.be/9JBMpzW_B588 -
The moment you realize that your dev colleague has just totally given up on the project (and you get why)...
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That moment when you are totally concentrated with a cool new implentetation and your boss comes and occupies you the whole day with a bugfix.. -_-
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I want to be productive, stop giving me this hunger and sleepy debuff.
Douche body, totally killing my flow -
I mostly work in Java as a backend developer, but lately I started a frontend side project in Angular. Man, Typescript and SASS are awesome! Totally love it :)2
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Spotify either being fancy at NULL or having encrypting problems 🤗😂
But I totally like to hear "more like �" 👌
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Artists complaining about the use of AI pictures is totally fine apparently, and politically correct.
Imagine if programmers complained about low-code/no-code tools. 💀8 -
Is there a scientific term for *that* window of time where you feel totally unproductive before or after a call/standup? How long is it for you?5
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It's always a great feeling when a solution you made for a pet project last night turns out to be exactly what you need for issues that arose today.
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It took me eleven months of working from home to investigate renting a coworking space. Eleven wasted months! The coworking office is TOTALLY worth every USD.9
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My boss keeps looking into the system log file and being scared of some totally irrelevant messages (for him). Time to introduce permissions in the control panel...1
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Look at this my university's WEB TECHNOLOGIES paper. It is totally full of crap and shitty questions.😅
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My life as a developor is totally changed by the introduction to #Elixir
Its hard to stop learning... :)
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Myself. Two minutes of googling a problem turns into an hour of reddit/youtubing things totally unrelated. Then I need to go back to searching for the original solution.
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pfff sshhhfd fgherhre brrrrrrrrrrrr
- Sorry, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrr, guys. I'm in the car. I just wanted to ask a totally useless question so you know brrrrrrrrrrrrrr that I'mmmm good at multitaskinggggg1 -
Is anyone addicted to anything other than coding? :)
(Totally not a recovering addict looking for reassurance >.>).24 -
I'm totally confident until you decide gleam over my shoulder, breathing down my neck, staring at my computer making un-helpful comments.
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"Since this is a job where we are obligated to give part-time-options although we don't want to - totally unrelated, how is the day care of your child organized?"
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Longest goddamn development time ever on this one app I’m working on. Totally got demotivated for many months. Only now just starting to finish it.
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QA: * reopens the bug I fixed *
Me: hi, whats up I thought I fixed that?
QA: *proceeds to explain totally different issue from totally different module* ... andd April fool.1 -
git commit -m “it compiled”
git commit -m “typo”
git commit -m “ugh”
git commit -m “wtf”
git commit -m “ok this doesn’t totally suck”
git commit -m “:shipit:” -
That one colleague coming up with questions unrelated to his teams field, not grasping your explanation, then answering bitchy because he doesn't understand and finally sends you a new (totally moronic) jira ticket after you stop responding to him, totally killing your last bits of motivation and concentration for that day.
fuck you. -
Totally not dev related but had to ait this somewhere... Yesterday my parents came to me and asked what the best way would be for them to have some space cake...
Totally caught me by surprise! Was so surprised I couldn't utter actual sentences for a solid 5 minutes...8 -
First day after my vacation. I started with a good old hello world programm. Boss totally understand me 😁
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Started working as a Software Engineer and there is so much to learn. I'm totally amazed that learning is part of the job.9
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Totally forgot that protonmail released an android app. Now that I've tried it, I have to say that it's absolutely fantastic! Really well done protonmail team :-)
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DigiKey seems like a great resource for purchasing electronics but oh my god as a beginner I totally do not understand their website!3
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Any fellow U.K. devs knocking around?
Any based in the Cambridgeshire / Norfolkshire / London areas?
We should totally organise meetups.
Hey. @dfox, a meetup tool would be pretty cool.9 -
After a whole weeks working, I understand that developing a responsive html email for outlook is something totally different with doing the same thing for other mail boxes.9
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"Yeah sir I got the logo. Yeah sir it's totally original and I didn't just added a little curve to the Ubuntu logo"
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When someone tells you there app is 100% secure just because they use E2E encryption but using the Authorization header is too complex..2
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give interview for internship (python dev) in a service based company . They fucking gave me a project in C. whats going on ?? Totally blank 😤😭2
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Oh god why this Wi-Fi isn't working???😑😑😑
I'm totally fed up of finding new WiFi around. This place sucks!!!5 -
When you start a download and suddenly your pc shut off. I hate so much when the electric source is interrupted totally random2
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After seeing my work being totally rewritten in listening to Eminem RapGod and lose yourself to get pumped up to increase my coding skillz
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Lately, when someone asks if I know how to do something that I totally know how to do, I just say no so I don't have to do it.3
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Oh yeah, I'm totally an "expert".
It means I only have a vague idea of what I'm talking about, but I'll talk louder than you to make everyone feel that I know more than you.
It means that if you question me, I'm totally flipping out and call you a bitch.
And your opinion definitely doesn't matter, because well, if it did, you'd be expert wouldn't you?4 -
most frustrating thing is team mate is a totally asshole could not get the job done, and behave like innocent little girl.
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Window 10 Bluetooth is garbage. Mouse lags like hell.🤦♂️
Same mouse works totally smooth on MacOS though.12 -
The moment you're asked to fixed someone's codes, then you see that the codes are totally messy and f**ked up
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installing oracle 11gr2 database via docker is so easy and quick rather installing to the system
Totally saved my time, now I can have more time for learnig1 -
When my codev branches my prototype repo because he's going to do something totally different, but just does the same.
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So I resigned from work 6 months ago and they counter offered with a sweet pay deal as they were totally fubar without me
That 6 month deal expired today and they are totally surprised that Im not going back to full time (so I can work on my start-up side project)
I've offered to go back part time on a more reasonable salary and they are totally pissed. Surely the writing was on the wall!!
Here is an idea. When your bus factor is 1... Hire some other people! -
<sarcasm>
Totally love when people change up My code and don't tell me.
</sarcasm>
...ffs a simple slack message at least. -
worked the whole weekend on a presentation my boss held today. he totally messed up and gave false interpretation to every single number. karma's a bitch😁
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I totally agree.
http://m.imgur.com/a/EOt7W
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I still using WhatsApp just because some people I know don't want to switch 😥, anybody is in the same situation? Haha8 -
!rant
I keep diving into Racket (my first lisp-like), I often get totally overwhelmed by macros.
You don't know what power means until you program a programming language. -
SHIT my hard drive
Oh wait just didn't close my coke bottle properly ...
I totally freaked out for 5 minutes until I figured it out...😒3 -
Man I totally forgot about this framework/lib from back in the day. I was reminded when I was installing WhatsApp on Windows. Wx Widgets, oh the memories!
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Wordpress gets a lot of hate around here and I totally know why(some of it's from me), but with limited staff to manage 40+ sites I do appreciate its flexibility.5
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"Let's make a blog post, I have a very good idea : comparing 3 totally different things !"
I guess it's all about Seo and traffic...
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We are awesome in creating incredible things but totally suck in maintaining or discard them properly.
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Normal and daily task that an engineer approached in a totally different angle that even you didn't anticipate.1
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... okay then.
Like I was just lazy to go pick up my chocolate I put totally away..
what’s up Siri though ?
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Why the f**k youtube keeps showing me TOTALLY WHITE youtube premium ad in my dark mode?
Do I need to buy premium just for this shit?9 -
Fuck, I wanna buy a new laptop and phone. But I know that the next year Dell XPS and iPhone will be totally redesigned.5
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Interviewing other devs (for job placement) totally sucks. I never realized what a shitty process hiring people can be.
More than half of the applicants are totally unqualified (good fucking job TekSystems), and those who are seem to be only *just* qualified enough, or have really bizarre portfolios and personalities. I'm glad I'm not in HR.1 -
Remember fellow web developers, always use an empty object as the first argument with Object.assign(). Totally forgot that tidbit and caused myself a quite qvoidable yet well deserved headache 😳😢
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Also the designer: lets change every basic style this site has. Refactor the fonts, the colors and all sections.
Sure, great idea to totally fuck up this site! -
Planning to write a new book called "How to get a relationship in tech".
First page: you don't. 99 other pages: blank
Totally not frustrated at all /s10 -
bumping kid cudi's Entergalatic, which I totally somehow missed while in depression working for the 🤡s last year
its so sick, this guy never misses
great hacking music3 -
What did the CS student say when he totally killed his web API class and got an A?
"REST easy now."1 -
Co-workers who are totally independent and the only time we talk about work was during retrospective session.
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I totally remember that my teacher define HTML as Hypertext Make up Language. I literary laugh at her.3
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Totally not going to a coffee shop to code all day and get some space from my family while back from college ..4
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To make something clear;
I'm not undermining you, just disagreeing with everything you are saying.
I totally recognize and respect your authority. -
The moment when you have to style a totally unnecessary div/span jungle of a website and you can't change anything else then CSS ... 🙈1
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With this much processing power, it is totally possible for an iPhone working as a barebone computer.9
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I just stumbled upon this video
https://youtu.be/tajDxBaPBBM
and it brought up a lot of good and bad memories, just by hearing it, those were the days, totally nostalgic...3 -
Start a project with new idea that will totally work. Rinse and repeat every 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months 😅
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I could totally be a swimming coach, just not with kids, please...trying teaching them something it's simply umbereable.2
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Also the designer: lets change every basic style this site has. Refactor the fonts, the colors and all sections.
Sure, great idea to totally fuck up this site! -
Oh its ok Mr. "Senior PM"...its totally ok to take a week of PTO during crunchtime...a week before launch...that wont cause any issues at all....
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The troll power to make other developers totally convinced that Prolog is the best language to implement anything in...
I will probably need an undo-power too...1 -
I spend Way too much time on docker, and this week, rancher !
But totally worth it, it's fun to learn and pretty usefull ^^ -
so they brought a senior engineer to our (very small) dev team. I feel like poking my eyes with a nail looking on his code.1
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Seriously.. CSP for a bug tracker site.... not really a good idea....
http://bugs.chromium.org/p/...
Site is TOTALLY broken due to CSP.... -
Gunstar Heroes, Streets of Rage 2, Street Fighter 2. It totally blew my child mind to the point of no return.
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