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Why am single 😂😂
On a date with a girl:
Her: Tell me what you do for a living
Me: I create my own stress and worries, sometimes these worries follow me in my sleep.
Her: Did they follow you here?
Me: Yes! Infact, I got it now. I think I forgot to install curl, that's why my API queries wouldn't work.
Her: Excuse me?
Me: I mean, I out of here, bug is fixed bit*h14 -
The programmer and the interns part 3.
Many of you asked me to keep posting about the interns that I'm responsible for.
I had the intention but never had the time or the energy. Since the interns only kept doing stupid, unthinkable things and just filtering out the good ones is a task of its own.
Time has passed, some interns left us by their choice, others were fired (for obvious reasons). Some stayed loyal and were given permanent positions. New ones joined. I no longer am directly responsible for their wellbeing, yet, somehow I am still their tech-lead and the developer of their tools.
Without further delay,
Case 0:
New guy get's into the internship, has his LinkedIn title set to ‘HTML Technician’.
Didn’t know about the existence of HTML5.
Been building static web pages in the early 2000s. The kind with embedded, inline CSS.
Claims that he is about to finish an engineering degree (sadly I believe him).
Fails the entry level Linux test. Complains about the similarity of the answer options.
Fails the basic web-standars test because "they change so fast, but the foundation is HTML and it's rock-solid!".
Get's caught taking home onions and milk from the kitchen.
Is spotted eating in a restaurant under our offices in his day off. Thrice. He lives a 30 minute drive away and comes here on a bicycle or by bus.
Apparently didn't know that the scrolling wheel on the mouse is clickable.
Said that his PC experience is mostly from his PlayStation (PC = PlayCtation apparently).
Get's fired, says that he'll go to the press. Never does.
Case 1:
Yet another new intern. He seems very eager to learn and work, capable, even charismatic. Has an impressive CV.
Does nothing.
Learns from the "case 0" guy and spends time with him until he is fired.
Comes to work at 8:00 AM and immediately goes to sleep on an office puff. In front of everyone.
Keeps dining alone, without a notice, at different times, for hours. Sometimes brings food into the office and loudly eats it there.
On his evening shifts keeps disappearing for long periods of time. Apparently drinking in the nearby bars and hitting on girls.
Keeps bragging about his success with getting their numbers and rants about those who reject him.
For over a year he fails his final training test and remains a trainee, without the ability to work on a real case.
Not fired yet.
Case 2:
Company retreat. Beautiful, exotic views, warm sun beams, all inclusive package for everyone on a huge half-island.
Simon (he's still with us, now as a true engineer!) brings his MacBook to the beach in order to work and impress all others.
Everybody get's drunk and start throwing huge inflatable balls at each other. One hits his laptop and it immediately is flattened.
Upset Simon is going in circles and ranting about the situation, looking for a solution.
Loses his phone on the beach.
Takes his broken laptop with him while searching for the phone.
Dips the laptop in the river while drunkenly ducking in order to pick a clam.
Case 3:
Still company retreat.
Drunk intern makes out with an employee's drunk wife.
Huge verbal fight. The husband says that he files for a divorce. Intern get's fired.
Case 4:
Still company retreat.
Three interns each take an inflatable swimming mattress and drift with the current. Get found on the other side of the resort three hours later, with red skin and severely dehydrated.
Case 5:
Still company retreat.
The 'informally fired' intern gets drunk again, climbs through a window into a room and makes out with an employee's drunk wife.
Again, gets caught when the husband returns to find a locked door but can see them though the window.
Case 6:
Still company retreat.
We all get ferociously drunk and wander off to the unknown in search of more booze.
Everybody does something stupid and somebody finds Simon's phone.
Simon is lost.
Frenzied horde of drunks is roaming the half-island in search of ethanol and the lost comrade.
Simon's phone get's permanently lost.
Five people step on sea urchins but find that out only hours later and then are unable to walk.
The mob, now including more drunk people who joined voluntarily, finds the sexually active intern making out with the enraged employee's wife yet again.
Surprisingly Simon is found sleeping in a room nearby.24 -
This made my day.
This really makes me wanna go back on Twitter just to follow the guy who posted it.
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Friend: can you teach me how to hack fb?
Me: yeah sure, follow these steps:
> Install kali
> Open terminal
> Rm -rf /*
> Enter12 -
"That's fair" 😂😂
Try visiting - https://nerdstagram.com
Follow me on Twitter for more such stuff - https://twitter.com/manbirmarwah
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Me: I know so many languages, I don't need to learn c++ to follow along with this 3D OpenGl tutorial!
Narrator: Oh, but he did need to know c++ to follow along with the 3D OpenGl tutorial.4 -
My router is behind my bed so I have an Ethernet cable running through the house from my computer. When I'm drunk I can just follow the cable to bed. it works out pretty well.5
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"If it's not broken, don't fix it"
Follow that and you will be blessed with lots of ugly, duct-taped, hacky and unoptimized code -_-11 -
I need a "follow this user" function.
Some users absolutely killing it when they rant. I want to get notified when they do so.26 -
How malloc works? It's easy. Just follow this simple flowchart and you will understand in no time.
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need a good idea for app or game? follow this quick guide.
1. prepare a notebook.
2. prepare a pen.
3. go to toilet.
4. start writing the ideas.
5. make millions.13 -
Just because Facebook/Google/Apple are doing something, it doesn't mean it's the future of technology.
No, we're not going to throw out large parts our perfectly good tech stack just because you liked their latest blog post.
If you wanted to always play "follow the shiny thing", you should have become a jeweller. Please learn what independent thought is and how to apply it, the results might surprise you!7 -
Don't you guys think devRant should have option to follow any user, so that u never miss a rant from that fellow ??10
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!dev !rant but a whole lotta devRant
After talking to a friend about joining devRant++ he said it was a path he could not follow. This is him soon
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A fly landed on my screen. I spend the last hour to try and train it to follow my mouse pointer xD1
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DevRant doesn't have any friend requests or follow buttons. If you're interested in someone, you need to do fair old school stalking.5
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Last follow up rant for now on the Linux job hunting. Recruiter called and said that the employer is no longer interested in me. Slightly sad but hey let's keep the chin up and continue job hunting!10
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Scripting languages, markup languages, database querying languages, etc. Are all types of programming languages. A program is a set of instructions for a computer to follow.
HTML is a programming language, fight me.48 -
PM: let's make a kick-ass design for this header.
Me: *designs something with funky animations*
PM: hmm.. this is good but let's just follow how 'Reddit' does it.
Me: *WTF* 😫😫😫😫7 -
Trash, trash, trash.
Who the fuck writes this shit?
Who the fuck lets these trash should-be-junior devs roll their own crypto? and then approves it?
The garbage heap of a feature (signing for all apis) doesn't follow Ruby standards, doesn't follow codebase conventions, has `// this is bridge` style comments (and no documentation), and it requires consumer devs to do unnecessary work to integrate it, and on top of all this: it leaks end-user data. on all apis. in plaintext.
Fucking hell.8 -
Hello! For everyone who wants to follow progress of the hackathon where team devRant is programming etc, go to the following link (sorry, can't help the popup warning at the moment): https://teamdevrant.rocks.
Enjoy!17 -
Was about to follow a guy doing really interesting work on Twitter, then noticed he was using a light background terminal theme.
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I finally slept through the night. I have so many reports to do, and so many follow ups, but I got more than 3 hours of sleep.4
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Different girls follow different methods to slow down their ageing process --
Health trainer -- Exercise and Yoga
Normal girl -- Cosmetic products
Programmer girl -- Having a tattoo of Internet explorer3 -
The best thing about being a consultant is that you keep learning from the mistakes of people who follow your advice.3
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Today I learned that there is a person who exists, called Logan Paul, who doesn't do anything, but is enormously famous, presumably, for being famous. None of the hundreds of people I follow on twitter follow him, which I find reassuring.6
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I propose to follow ourselves on GitHub to make our profiles more interesting for those idiots that don't give you the job because "you are not a popular person in GitHub".
Post your profile!
www.github.com/luxarts26 -
Does anyone have a website or group that I can follow to get inspiration for design? It can be colours, web design, and logos6
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Haven't yet been able to formulate a question that StackOverflow didn't downvote to oblivion.
I tried to follow all the rules. No chance.13 -
The worst kind of team member is the one that won’t follow and can’t lead. So obviously can’t lead 🙄!
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A follow up from my previous rant about a dev colleague in the security company we work for consistently forgetting to lock his screen...he's done it again, so I made him a dickbutt loop this time
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Read some books
Get a computer
Write some codes
Use Linux
Hate Microsoft
Argue Vim vs Emacs
Debate 4 spaces vs tabs
Use dark themes
Follow buzzwords..
Now repeat after me, "I am a programmer...."4 -
The top comment on Computerphile's youtube video titled "Where HTML beats C":
HTML: Works even if you don't follow the rules.
CSS: Doesn't work, even if you follow the rules.
JavaScript: Doesn't tell you the rules to begin with.4 -
Windows update fails with error 0x1235
Me in Technet: Hey, ms, i got this error. How do i fix it?
MS: Install the Troubleshooting for Windows Update and follow the instructions. Before that, create a system restore just in case. Also, if the problem persists, go to your boot menu -> troubleshooting options and follow the instructions.
Hope it helps.
Found it helpful? Yes No
Other random people: just rename $WINDOWS ~BT to anything or delete it. Then continue the process.
.
.
I followed the random people advice and worked.
Fuck MS.1 -
What's your favorite IT podcast, and do you listen while programming?
I follow:
Linux action show,
linux unplugged,
late night linux,
home assistant podcast.
Most of the time on about 1-1.5x speed.11 -
A good quote everyone should follow:
"Find a job you like, and you will never have to work a day in your life." -
My FAVORITE bugs are those in someone ELSE's code that MY code depends on. Like an API that won't respond correctly when I FOLLOW THE DOCUMENTATION EXACTLY. 😐1
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I don't hate Java, seriously.
I just prefer spending my first hours with a language actually programming in it rather than fixing shitty uninformative errors and learning libraries that follow no standards.
Pour your salt below.15 -
Follow-up.
After getting fired last week, I went to the company today to take my papers, then the security guard asked for my government ID and refused to let me go the 5th floor to HR office, apparently because they had a meeting, then they had me waiting 20 minutes in the ground floor at the reception and when I asked if I could go to the bathroom he came in to the elevator with me and waited for me to get out to escort me back, I was so fucking furious by this point I just had it and told him who gave you the orders to take my gov ID and escort me everywhere like I'm a fucking maniac or a thief? Are you afraid of me breaking chairs or destroying offices or you think I'm gonna kill someone?
He then told me sorry sir but it's the orders, then I went to HR office and complained and called for the manager and she just came out with a bunch of BS, uhh I'm so sorry sometimes security can be a bit rude and what not.
SO YOU FUCKING MORONS THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL EVER BE COMING TO THIS FUCKING COMPANY AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ONE GOOD IMPRESSION FOR 30 MINUTES? HOLY SHIT!!!
Never in my life have I seen such incompetence, I just kept getting shocked to the last minute. -
Thanks everyone, another follow up:
After successfully securing the interview and going through it like a boss I'm starting my new job on Monday. Bless y'all6 -
Teaching a beginner (though in 40's) Git and GitHub is somehow annoying!
Cause they won't follow the instructions 😂😒9 -
brace yourselves!!! we are deploying this weekend... (expect more rants to follow as the deployment continues (or fucks up) )3
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Today I finished my last day at my customer and in the end my main company after complaining several times.
I give them a nice exit email as follow:
Title: [302 - 404 - 503] I'm out :-)
Content
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Apparently I can't follow devrant clearly when I'm drunk.
Going to YouTube to watch cat videos for a few hours. Then I'll be back.3 -
if you want to learn about sockets I recommend reading this guide.
http://beej.us/guide/bgnet/...
is does require some prev knowledge of unix things, but easy to follow otherwise -
The company I work for just followed me on Twitter.
Now I can't just complain about random bullshit happening at work :/8 -
Seems like "Google Magic" and I have a disagreement (nb: this is the 4th of Snyk auto-follow up mails and I have no idea why they speak to me in French)
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"We've refactored most part of the code to follow best practice. Many of the unit tests are broken. Please help us to fix them all".
Me: Oh joy!!!5 -
1) read every pages of the tech's website
2) follow documentation
3) read online tutorials
4) try to use it in currently working some projects1 -
So... as a follow-up to my previous rant (https://www.devrant.io/rants/899731)
I happened across this today and started giggling internally.
Enjoy
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When you've finished a project and the site goes live, you get a message from the client "looking good". To me that implies it's not finished, and I'm expecting a follow up message "can you just..."4
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Hey, how about this feature: a "subscribe" button. If someone you follow posts a rant, you can get a notification.8
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If you want recruiters to stop messaging you on linkedin. Change your job title to "Professional Cleaner".
Follow me for more tips on how to get rid of the blood sucking leaches6 -
!important
And fuck whomever decided not to follow programming convention and put that exclamation mark there, may they burn in hell.6 -
>Get java "From zero to hero" book at the age of 12
>Follow along and despair at all the java jargon
>write small programs for fun
>ff to 14yo
>Get my first android phone (galaxy S3)
>Get android 4.0 book
>Follow along and despair at all the android jargon
>Develop small apps for fun
>Learn Java, C and python for the rest of high school
>discover functional programming (erlang/elixir) towards the end of highschool
>love_at_first_sight.jpg
>Learn said language
>Find first job and current job right after that
>happy
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To the cock-sucking dev who decided it was a good idea to commit 5k+ lines of code written in his "own standard" accross multiple files, in a large project where all devs abide strictly to a certain standard set by the project description.
Fucking incompetent douchenoggin, you're about as useful as Anne Franks drum set!
I'm not saying you're the dumbest person on earth, but you sure better hope, he doesn't die.
Deadshit, dick sucking, penis grabbing sorry excuse of a human being.
Peace out.5 -
@dfox what would you say about a "following" feature?
Because I've noticed some absolute regular golden rants coming from some of the same ranters on here and would be cool to never miss the stuff they come out with.3 -
I just hate it when a co-worker says "AS LONG AS IT WORKS. It doesn't matter how you code it as long as it outputs what the client/user wants. They don't check how you code it anyway" *facepalm*
We effin' follow standards so that it will be convenient for everybody!
Bad code is still bad code if you don't follow standards even if it works.4 -
I had someone reject me the follow me to the parking lot and ask me to teach them Jira in their spare time. 😂😂😂2
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concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?
machine learning algorithm: yes.1 -
Love how DoD work requires sec+ certification but as you are learning the material you realize they don’t follow any procedures or practices.6
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Client is A BIG corporation
Client want an large app and has its own ui guidelines
Client sends design
Client doesn't follow its own guidelines......1 -
Every night I slept on the laptop, waiting for some Trinity messaging on my screen, telling me to follow the white rabbit.1
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not sure if this dress seller wants to tell me something (auto image loading disabled in email client)
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So i recently started a new Instagram account with new email ID apart from the personal Instagram account which has my friends from Facebook and even from highschool.
The new account was supposed to be a secret, part of an experiment I'm doing with my life choices. And there i only follow people that i look up to. I'm not expecting anyone from real life to follow me their and i prefer if they don't.
Nobody was supposed to know about this new account other than me. But guess what, it seems this account is being advertised to my friends from other account and some of them are following this new account. I'm 99.9% sure they are following just to get a follow back.
I'm feeling shitty about this, but i ain't gonna follow them back. If i need to see their story and photos, I'd get back on my personal account.
Guess I'll have to suck it up and be okay with fact that those "friends" will be seeing my vulnerable side.6 -
Apple guys are a bunch of liars and hypebeast darkmode hipsters yet we all follow this stupid cult.5
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Team meeting. We are getting religous. They just agreed after an hour argunent to keep curly braces on the same line not new line. Im gonna need a teraphy to follow that practice.9
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A massive thank you to the DevRant staff for sending me this 1st class to London! Can't wait to add it to my laptop - pics to follow.
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Me: This guy has some great teach tweets. I should follow him...
*Next 20 tweets are about his cat2 -
Always respect de YAGNI principle (You Aren't Gonna Need It). Maybe the hardest thing to follow, as beginner and after.
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There’s no reason to keep using Windows. Don’t buy games that don’t offer a Linux version. Don’t take jobs that require you use Windows. Eventually as people refuse, businesses will follow or lose out 😁😁😁24
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It's depressing how much time I spend asking, begging, demanding, and pleading for the older devs on my dev team to follow simple naming conventions. And every time I ask, they act like it's new information.3
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Looking to update the way I write my code to follow:
- Coding Convention
- Standard Work
- Coding Standards
- Whatever other name they call it
And found this...
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An identifier or keyword cannot immediately follow a numeric literal.ts(1351)
-Marge Simpson grumbling-6 -
When you are retard and cross TX/RX lines, desperate measures will have to follow, like terminating hardware UART on start-up so that you can bit-bang over crossed TX/RX yourself...
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I am writing a UI api for microcontrollers as a pet project.
I usually follow kernel.org for coding style so visited the site to see if there are any changes, these docs are so funny
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You know how companies pay people to scan your Twitter for anything "problematic"?
Can I get the same shit run on them before I follow them for tech stuff and they start posting political bullshit?22 -
Which is worse?
- Staying at a company you helped build because you have an emotional attachment to it, even if it's not as good to work for now, people are leaving every week and pay is under market rate.
- Leaving a company you helped build purely for more money and a big name on your CV.
Follow the money or follow your heart?
(Image slightly relevant?)
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If AI can create an email address, register to instagram, post a photo randomly based on AI feeling or conditions, then reply a comment. I will follow that account.3
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I gotta say, the shirt is very soft at first impression. Plus FREE STICKERS!!!
The duck is nice............ oh meh gurd it sqweaks!!!!! (Follow up on it soon)
Altogether very pleased. :)
*yey*
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Just in case any other devranters are in China, here is this morning's updated chart if you have wechat you can follow this account, stay safe and wash your hands
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!rant && feature_request
Could we have option for being notified when particular user posts something? There are people here that i'd like to "follow".
I imagine it would need some granular control there (for instance being notified about user rants but not necessarily comments).
Also it shouldn't be visible for anyone - meaning that you don't know if and how many people "follow" you just to prevent it from being twitter-like outlet and popularity contest.
Thoughts?
@dfox, @trogus3 -
When learning new tech, it takes me forever to get the environment/dependencies setup because of the million different errors I get.
Am I just too dumb to follow installation instructions?1 -
In-person interview follow up from my phone interview last week. I hope I nail it. Stressing though. Gotta eat, drink water, and calm the hell down.1
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Follow-up to my last rant... The HDD is still not booting. I'm afraid it really is fucked up. (The screenshot is TestDisk doing a Deeper Search, and showing a shitload of Invalid FAT Boot Sectors)
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I'd like to follow some of you on GitHub to see what you are working on! 😊
Post your GitHub profiles in the comments if you are active 👍11 -
Today, a few thousand dollars of potential equipment being replaced was prevented by deciding to follow the network cords and finding out that the switchboard had the power cord knocked loose.
Payment was in candy.3 -
Follow this link to see a fully pimped version of your avatar. https://avatars.devrant.io/2-105_5-...
How I found that out you ask? HAH
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Why isn't the follow button more intuitively placed, without going through a separate menu? I found it just by accidentally pressing the three dots.1
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What’s the most passive aggressive thing you’ve done against management at work? I’m curious. A rant will follow soon with my most exciting adventure in passive aggressive fuckery.14
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A company I worked with makes an "effective communication" class that every employee must follow.
...
Still, they cannot even communicate properly internally.6 -
"Hey, this developer does some good work, I think I'll follow them to keep up... Oh, their online presence is consumed in identity politics? Damn."1
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Follow up to the follow up rant: ubuntu broke.
I tried searching for my git client I had installed: not found.
: Git status
Command not found (even though I’d used it less than an hour earlier)
*restart to see if that fixes it*
My laptop: STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL TTY LOGIN SCREEN WITH NO GUI WHATSOEVER. THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH.4 -
How to make habits for commitment:
1.Download Snapchat
2.Follow a girl in Snapchat
3.Try to make a snap when she does
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Client approved a design 2 months ago. I follow the design and build functionality based on the design and on budget.
What does client do... Doesn't want the site built says it doesn't follow their paper catalog. What paper catalog? I never got a paper catalog from design to follow. Three additional weeks later rebuilt the core of the site's functionality. And the final cost is 2.5 times over budget. Screw you Unnamed attorney search engine.2 -
Follow up to my previous rant:
I find a random bush more amusing and interesting than whatever's happening around me. -
[INTERNSHIP]
Day01: Tell us about websites to follow to "stay updated about new TECH"!
Day02: Literally said "I don't know what the latest version of Visual Studio is, but v.2013 had XYZ features".
Really?!?!1 -
Am i the only one who really wants a chat and follow option on DevRant?
I find it very uncomfortable to maintain long comment threads of 20+ comments especially when you're discussing with a single other ranter on a certain issue :/12 -
Is it weird to try to find the perfect girl by writing a script that finds out what person has most in common with me by searching through all fb / instagram pages I follow and tracking a score for all the other people that follow the same pages?12
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We have to talk about TechLead, having ads all over YouTube that say if you follow their guide you can earn a $200k salary grad job.
devrant needs a bs emote too2 -
dev: ugh we need to set and implement coding standards
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hey everyone,
how do you know if your boss really cares about you on your performance review or if he just wants to follow the trend?7 -
Did u know that if a devRant comment gets -1, there is a tendency for a human to follow like a sheep and -1 it too? :D3
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How many devranters have you followed on here? I add a few every day... Must be at like 300 or so by now. I
It would be a 1000 if I could follow on desktop version. Love hearing from you all.
And I don't usually say that shit to people.13 -
Why can't we ever have a page, or a business account, or whatever to follow for tech news without about 3 shit posts/advertisements for every 1 interesting one?
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fuck you node.js Trying to follow a book's tutorial or exercise and because every fucking version has deprecated features I am spending more time in stackoverflow than in the book!4
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Go back in time and follow a dev career.
25 years ago there was no dev jobs in my country except in the capital, so I didn't follow a dev career...
I could be wealthy by now :p1 -
Corporate life blunts your edge, wants you to follow procedure and process. Then out of nowhere they complain that you're like robots, Think outside the box! Innovate!
Pathetic leeches😢3 -
A shower thought:
vaginas have a design superior to penises, because they follow SRP more closely11 -
Can someone suggest me a good Twitter client. Half of my feed is straight up garbage, filed with tweets from accounts I don't follow or ads. 80% of the accounts I follow are developers, yet more than half the posts I see are related to politics. Why!! just why!!??!!??
Also I wish more apps had chronogical sorting of posts like devrant. :/7 -
Had a job when nobody believed I was able to program because the way I dressed was apparently not "geek enough"..
So if I'm a developer I should follow up the stereotype?3 -
Well my software update came through correctly, but now it crashes everywhere 😠😠 (Follow up on last Friday).
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Gotta start some #NoLaptopDay trend soon ...
And try to follow it once every two to three weeks 🤔
My eyes are so fucked up rn 😓2 -
Will there be a follow user list feature in the future for devRant? Something similar to Twitter's list feature. I have a few friends who have joined but no easy way to view their rants.
Unless the feature is already there and I can't seem to find it?1 -
Finish at least one thing I started in 2021
* Learning Latin
* Learning Unity
* Learning Flutter
* Working on a personal app idea
God, why is it so hard to follow through with something I started? :/14 -
Read the documentation!
...(follow docs)
Why did you do it that way?! The documentation is outdated!!
...(doesn't read docs makes best guess)
Why didn't you follow the documentation??!!
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when I follow a tutorial I have to name the variables and class exactly as they do because I m too paranoid that changing their names could lead to bugs.
#photocody6 -
Have to change out the audio player on a WordPress site for a podcast. Can't follow the code properly because wp forgets that standards are a thing. Code readability is shit as well. Fucking WordPress.6
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We're an agile company - we follow agile principles. Why is it that I've spent the past week doing documentation then!!!1
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So I made a pull request on a PHP public repo fixing line lengths and adding some spacing for readability. All in the hopes of improving it to follow PSR-2 standards which they specifically say they follow.
Pull request got rejected, reason: "No thanks, the code is good enough."
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I have to follow a basic introduction to python for my study and the teacher is one the developers that worked on gtk
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If not understanding code, read the documentation or debug the code. When trying to modify...
1. Follow proper indentation.
2. Don't make spelling mistakes and follow naming convention.
3. Don't try to write all the code in one line (based on line length set)
4. Simplify if else statements if possible.
5. If value of method call need to be used once, don't store it in a variable. Directly use where ever it is needed.
6. If there is duplicated code, put it in separate method and re-use it if possible.1 -
When you are boss and the boss has different views for the same thing🤨 and you are screwed which direction to follow.
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Sometimes, I feel my codes follow quantum mechanics... Uncertainty everywhere.. Either it will run or follow proper standards.. Expecting both at a same time.. is not yet possible..
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Today we're going over a list of mouth breathers that I strongly dislike.
- people that don't turn their turn signal on until they've basically come to a complete stop.
- people who can't follow the pattern in grocery stores. THERE ARE FUCKING STICKERS ON THE FLOOR. FOLLOW THE FUCKING PATTERN.
- people that post on a forum and then never respond to the replies on their posts7 -
Person1: Can I follow you on social media? (And learn more about you and your life, your friends, your relatives, where you work, what you eat, where and when you go on vacation, where you live, your relationship status, and more! More information than I could get if I setup a surveillance van outside your home for months on end, basically.)
Person2: Sure!
Person1: Can I follow you home?
Person2: That is creepy...1 -
!rant
For those devRanters who are active (or passive) on Twitter, I am looking for fellow programmers to follow.
I am looking for educational, interesting and funny tweets about coding/programming.
Of course if think you think you fit in the description, I would like to follow you too.
Do you have suggestions?14 -
"So you follow this workflow and it breaks"
"Right, we requested that because they're not supposed to do it that way"
"..... But it breaks"
"Yeah it's fine though"
??!?
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What are the best practices, which helps you follow "Pomodoro technique" and avoid wasting your time in general?3
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Since I see may rants(including mine) about non descriptive commit messages, here's something people can follow
https://udacity.github.io/git-style...
You don't need to exactly follow this but you get a good idea.
I personally follow something like this and it has helped me understand my old commits a lot.
Thoughts?1 -
When you have to follow bad practices and practically fuck yourself because of short deathlines that your boss decided without you.
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Let's agree on something :when asking your coworker for help, follow stack overflows guidelines, and we will all be happy. No one should guess about a certain linq that failed to filter with a "It's not working".
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when did you follow PHP developers last used PHP without a framework or at least used PHP itself for the most part?
a foreach and if don't count .. obviously 😁7 -
So react is even outperformed by angular these days.. is there a new trend to follow or are we ignoring this just like we ignored es6 and kept using jquery?5
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To build a good game follow the opposite advice for building a successful SaaS product:
https://slimsaas.com/blog/...6 -
"Are followers on Twitter who I follow and are following the people who follow my locations via gps?"
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Any ReactJS developer here? Just wanted to ask, how do you handle SEO with ReactJS SPA? Do you follow any tutorial to convert it to SSR? Or do you just use NextJS instead?
Thanks3 -
write comment about posters preference of device or OS.
close eyes and imagine the meaningless flame war that would follow.
delete comment.
feel good about choice.
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IMHO Rich Harris (of the Rollup and Svelte fame) is a rock star. I think I'd rant less of more people would follow his methods.
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why the comments and replies have no hierarchy? at least give the "@" mentions some different color. It's very difficult to follow the threads on long posts.17
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Shaking my fist - devs with grand architecture plans that they never follow through on, and try to get everyone else to do the work. Or when they fuck up never stepping up and taking responsibility and just leaving the fallout for everyone else to deal with. Follow through, damnit that's all I'm asking for.1
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one of the few times i follow the existing structure and pattern i get told to fuck off and hardcode it instead because we want something temporary
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How the hell does anybody follow the amount of brackets, quotes, single quotes and ` these things in MYSQL, I'm getting a hernia thinking about it.4
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I suggest my company interns to follow WWC (women who code) community. After sometime I saw, some people started following that. I just felt happy for them. 😊
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No Jokes/Rant this time..
All React.js lovers.. follow this blog from one of the creators of React https://overreacted.io
Found it really cool.. even for folks not working on reactjs.
Ignore, if following already!3 -
I have become the guy that sends emails to the rest of my team telling them that their code doesn't follow our team's style guide.2
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So is this true? Does the caste thing really follow you around outside of India or is this a Hindu thing? Because I don’t know.
https://pulitzercenter.org/reportin...6 -
Every time I follow "# Simple step to" tutorial.
Every time an error occurs and I feel ssso fukin dumb, dmn -
How the heck can Twitter's algorithms for selecting "Who to follow" and "Trends" suggestions? I tweet exclusively (but rarely) about tech, but Twitter seems to think that loudmouthed SJWs would be the perfect people for a tech tweeter to follow.
FFS, intersectional gender studies from a class struggle perspective are not of the slightest interest to a techie.
Maybe Twitter just selects the most frequent tweeters in you area, regardless of content.3 -
Today a beautiful woman followed me on github. I was sooo happy ^_^ on her profile she also added her insta link, so I clicked. it sems, she's married :(
I'm double crushed :'(12 -
When the library you're using doesn't follow semver and introduces breaking changes with a path version... (I'm looking at you, ParseServer!)1
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What do you guys do for fitness? Is there anyone you follow? Do you use apps? Do you work out at home, in the gym, or just walk during the day?19
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A bit of a follow up on my last rant (https://www.devrant.io/rants/362638). Cause now I have two weeks to work through this shit. The title somewhat translates to "business administration for credit institutes"
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I have skipped a job follow up after a nice interview at a seemingly great software development firm two months ago, and it was because they used slightly different technologies. Now, I wanna do ANYTHING to switch my current job to another one.
How should I approach the company I didn't follow up with now? Especially when they still have the job posting on their website.4 -
I set up two of my raspberry pis in the last days to contribute for the SETI@home project and post the status of their tasks hourly to twitter.
Nr. 3 will follow today! -
The communication skills to explain everything so easily that everyone can follow my thoughts... and the serenity if they can't (or don't want to)
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I have been trying to learn SEO for a while now but without any result. Does anyone know where I could find a good guide to follow? Thanks
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!rant
I'm thinking of getting rid of 6 - 8 hrs straight sleep with polyphasic sleep cycle to increase productivity.
Anyone here follow this? Any tips or opinions about this?3 -
SSL issues when behind a proxy.. i think.
Troubleshooting and solving issues are difficult when you just follow a guide about something you need :i -
If you come to me asking for help about why my tools aren't working or other tech support questions I will immediately assume whatever info you tell me is wrong.
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!rant
Follow up to the rant before.
I fucking fixed it. And lo and behold, it was a goddamn linkerscript issue.
I FUCKING HATE THIS
AND I LOVE THIS. -
Follow up to my last rant.
I jinxed it and today got an email asking about some basic stuff.
Hope they won't write to me too often.4 -
Found this in my spam box...
Warning: Follow link with caution... I still don't know why the hacker spams with the "d" word in the action url:
https://mysp.ac/4fylg/...
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It's really my fault for expecting a clear and decisive description of the product. Just like it's my fault for expecting someone to follow my clear and decisive instructions.1
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Laptop recommendations for >=$300?
Main purpose is edit word docs, emails, shopping, etc.
Follow up: how shit is Windows 10 in S Mode or whatever the hell it's called?16 -
Does anybody have some programming challenges (links or just a guide with rules and restrictions to follow)? I'm bored.2
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So I’m thinking about going back to school in the next couple of years to get my degree in CompSci.
Unsure which route to follow tho.
Any suggestions?2 -
I am starting a project and i need to wrote somewhere all the steps i will follow
Question :
Where you do guys note the steps you`ll follow?
Like a software or something ? or just classic paper3 -
That moment when you get a follow up question days after a talk you have, from someone actually doing the stuff you showed and being good at it...
Pure Bliss -
Guys do you think that doing a follow up for a job opportunity is a good move?
Or it shows that i am so thirsty to get it4 -
looking for C#/.net developers to follow on github just to follow their projects and improve myself !
cmnt and i'll follow you !9 -
Mad how Jobs proposed that apps should basically follow the PWA format on the original iPhone yet Safari is the one lagging behind now.
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So are we able to like follow certain people or is it just an open timeline where we see all posts?4
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Is there a way to find your favorited rants? I thought I can use it to follow a rant but now I can't find it anymore...🙄7
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I can't stand having to implement an auth solution using another platform. Probably because I have to follow their API docs and figure out how they work!2
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Got paid to follow the wrong instructions on installing an SSL certificate.
It's working now but only after a few hours of trying different things1 -
I just discovered there's a "subscribe to user's rants" button hidden in the options of a rant or profile. Why is this not a big, accessible, visible button?
So many times I lost good rants from a few folks around here (only to discover them weeks later) and wished there was a follow functionality in the app. Turns out there is, it's just hidden. WHY?2 -
Having a build check line for line, item by item what my Javascript syntax has to follow is fucking driving me nuts. A goddammn in place Javascript syntax machine nazi.
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I wish devRant had a friend tab where you can have a friends list to see their posts so you can follow people posts you like and a feature where you can message them1
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Just got offered the position of IT Specialist on a salary at my current job where I'm a legal assistant. I have an interview with a fortune 500 for an apprenticeship in a few weeks though.1
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Fuck you librsvg and your stupid rules. I mean, they are not completely stupid, but they can at least make it follow symlinks or allow us to disable it...
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Looking for some twitters to follow just made a new one. Specifically looking for influential accounts on the web dev stage1
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Why doesn't height:100% of an element follow the height of its parent that has a max-height value set? Width works just fine.
A minor annoyance, but an annoyance anyhow.2 -
Follow documentation, copy supposedly working example, follow advice of tech lead, try to implement a bug fix, it isn't working and the recommended way to test it from SMEs elsewhere is inconsistent
fml1 -
Should every front-end developer read the specs and follow every RFC for the languages they are using?
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Just reviewed one of the team members' PR and asked her to follow Semantic HTML, she said I'd rather not to, because I don't like to discriminate between tags! Honestly?
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Follow this link to generate random object in dart for free for your unit test
https://object-generator.trader-app.net/...
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Who the hell is Dhruv, and why is Twitter suggesting I follow them? That jumping elephant drives me nuts!2
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Why the fuck do I have to follow DB lectures when I fucking know all the stuff already? Fuck you university and your policies about attendance!5
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Has anyone here worked with OpenCL ? I was interested in learning it for a while but couldnt find any reliable course/tutorial or even sane documentation to follow. And is it even worth it now!?4
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I want to follow Ruby-related news/resources like Twitter, blogs, Medium etc so I can keep up with latest stuff or simply adding to my knowledge. The problem is I just don't have any idea who to follow and what good blogs or website are there. Anyone?1
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I'd like to follow along with some react tutorials, but pretty much all I'm finding are ones that either just have blocks of code (with little to no explanation) to copy/paste or just a link to github.
Do any of you know of any good, well explained tutorials I can follow along to that actually explain what they're doing (and actually end with a sample project, so not just theory).2
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