Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

Any devs here that Code in C/C++...?
Or am I lost in "webRant".

I am worried about the future " code everything in javascript " generation :)

Make pointers great again!

2 of my co-workers don't know that they shouldn't write any code after return statement of a function

On Friday I deployed to a life site without going through code review or any testing whatsoever. I am now known around the office as 'Billy the Kid'.

Light themes in any code/text editor.

Can you take a look at this?
Sure no problem.

Proceed to have my eyes melted by a burning white light.

A wise man once said.. Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

Step 1: Turn off any intellisense and debug tools.
Step 2: Code all day without running the code.
Step 3: Push everything to the build server and avoid looking at the result.
Step 4: Go home.

LIKE A BOSS!

The most important piece of code in any of my sites.

Do you have any funny comments in code?

"Why can't you write code that doesn't have any bugs"?

"Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.
Good programmers write code that humans can understand."

— Martin Fowler,
Refactoring: Improving the Design of Existing Code

!rant

Guys! I did it! Its possible!

My task was to extension a code in php. I wrote 100 lines of code and then it workes on first try without any errors!

This is a milestone!
Bill Gates is nothing against me!

Swag store feature request:

I can't wear any of the shirts at work with current dress code rules. Any chance we could get some polos or golf shirts with a small, embroidered ":/" on it?

I'd buy a week's worth of those.

Tested and checked in code. Left on vacation and came back.

The code I checked in still was there, still works, and didn't cause any fires while I was gone :)

Success!

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

So far, this is my inspiration to refactoring the code right after it works as gift to my future self.

I code for fun until it isn’t any fun anymore, then I code because I need to finish.
But no code is ever finished.
I shall code forever!

4 week summer vacation over. Did not code any sideprojects and opened laptop only to watch netflix on vacation (Stranger Things ❤️). My liver will be pleased that its over. Tomorrow back to work, hopefully I remember how to code again 😜

Small Me(m): learning some basic code
Senior Dev(d): *walks by and sees my code*
m: hey got any advice on this?
d: learn to use regular expression. *walks away*
m: 30min later... *Mind blown*

And coffee of course ☕

Being a sysadmin, I never write any code.
But I do want to learn that.
What is the easiest language to learn?
(I am lazy)

Any coding challenge that doesn’t start with modifying an existing code base ignores what 95% of software engineering is.

That moment when you search for Microsoft documentation and realize there is none, so you go search for source code and realize there isn't any of that either. 😑

The happiness we get when the code works.
Is there any one word for it.

Atom is free.
Visual Studio Code is free.
Jetbrains IntelliJ IDEA Ultimate is $500 per year.

Atom has Teletype.
Visual Studio / Code has LiveShare.
Jetbrains IntelliJ has "Can you send me over the file and I'll try to figure out the issue without any sort of context?"

At my previous job a coworker left positive comments alongside any negative ones on my code. “Nice job here. Very clean”, or “nice use of X design pattern here!” Kinda made me look forward to his code reviews.

I’m surrounded by devs that use the light theme in IntelliJ. It triggers me more than any bad code 😂😂😂

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

"Code reviews don't really offer any benefit to the business."

Any editor I use, I apply a dark theme.
Most of colleagues find it irritating, but for me is more appealing to code with a dark background.

I write blocks of code like this:
If(condition){
code
}

I'm trying to fix a bug and the previous dev is doing it like this:
If(condition)
{
code
}

Does anyone know any good nerve calming pill ? 😜

Wants the AngularJS code hidden from any kind of client side viewing.
*A month long facepalm*

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.

12:30pm - I can't code any more, what does this function even do?
12:45pm - What's a function?
12:59pm - I still don't know what a function is
01:00pm - *Eats Lunch*
01:05pm - My code makes perfect sense

Any frontend developer who can code backend system too?

Ps: this is just a meme please don't get serious, mates.

Started learning python. Never looked at any Python code and I was able to do a simple if statement. Python, you're going on my resume!

*first class*
Teacher: Ok, you have to write if you know how to code, and write the languages too.
Guy in front of me: Yeah! Code!
Me: Hey, you know any language?
Guy: Sure! PHP...
Me: *Hm, okay, maybe he's goo...*
Guy: ...and HTML
Me: ...

Random thought of the day: I'm afraid of posting any picture of my screen/setup where you could read my code because I'm scared that people would zoom in and discover how incompetent I am. Does this make any sense?

why dont any startup company concern themselves with quality.. oh i hate shipping shitty code.. 😞

I feel weird if I go a day without writing any code

Do you guys know any Github repos with really Bad C++ code?

Just wanna see if I can understand it, as a test... 🤔

Date.prototype.valueOf = Math.random;

Use this as your 1st line of code in any web page or node server, for maximum lulz.

I mean really why always we can't write a code without any bugs .... damn bugs 😡😡😡

I really hate it when people asks for help on forums and mailing lists by taking a screen capture of code instead of pasting the text or using a gist or pastebin or any other USEFUL way to share code.

Once got 3rd place in a company "code golf". It was open to any language or platform.

I built a functional minesweeper game in Excel with 600 lines of code, complete with color and animation.

The JavaScript version won with 342 lines.

FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK.....I'm soooooooooooooo bored.

I'm a contractor, been here 2 months, yet to write any code. All I do is WhatsApp and devRant.

Siigggghhhhh, someone shoot me.

Pretty much any time I get to explain my code to the senior programmers

Boss: Any idea why ColleagueX's code might be blowing out the memory?

Me (internal): Cos he's a fucking retard who can't code for shit, doesn't listen when I tell him to do stuff properly because he's fucking lazy, has no idea what stack and heap are, uses goto everywhere, doesn't know how to debug, doesn't write any unit tests, and generally WASTES MY FUCKING TIME!

Me (external): Probably a memory leak. I'll take a look.

On trying to compile again without making any code change

I’ve never made any of my code open source, because I’m afraid that it’s so freaking bad someone will bash me for it, but I’m really trying my best.

Why does it seem everybody has a lot of ideas to code and I can never find any interesting idea to practice my coding?

Has anyone written any Easter eggs in actual production code? 🤔

After 1 month of not writing a single line of code in some language, I'm like ehhh: youtube -> tutorial (any programming language) episode 0 😰

Just found this in our code:

UINT8 variableName = 500;

Any developer who is getting paid should know the largest value an unsigned 8 bit integer can hold

When your code is working without any errors. And without any help the first time you compile it.

90%+ of production issues are caused by developers believing production machines are magic and have unlimited resources so can handle any shit code they write

One sentence to fail almost any coder or related job interview:
"my code is so good, sometimes even I can't comprehend it."

My boss just passed me few tasks that my coworkers fucked up. They have more experience, but they do not follow any code style standards and usually write shitty spaghetti code. I'm pissed off and angry because it's not the first time and I'm tired of fixing things that they ruin. Do you ever had any situations like that? How do I handle this? I'm speaking of two particular persons, not a whole company.

Using an array of function pointers to replace large switch statements... holy shit.. I feel like Thanos getting the time stone.
Just when you think you can’t get your code to run any faster, nor did I think I could get the code any smaller... BOOM.. C never ceases to impress.

Next I’ll be turning this into “object” oriented ... but since it’s C ... it will just be Struct oriented .. SOP ..

Had to hand in as assigment for my algorithms & data structure course and really put alot of work into it, commented code, easy to understand and all.
"Why are you showing me copied code from the internet?" was the professors answer...
I did not copy any code and some algorithms often look the same...

Any people in south Florida that are affected by the hurricane? How are you guys doing? Stay safe and don't forget to push your code.

Our CTO doesn't believe that tests improve code quality. We have no tests on any level, no testers/QA, no code reviews. Nada. I wonder why production keeps breaking 🤔 Guess I'll start looking for another job 🤷‍♂️

Conspiracy Theory:

Coding standards were invented so that your colleagues can steal your code without any effort.

"Intense coding. A day passes. Wait, how the fuck did my code work? It doesn't make any sense!"

It happens so, so often, God why 😐

I worked about two years on a browser game without using any version control. I also thought it would be nice to have absolutely no comments in the code.

Confession: In my almost 10 years of professional dev experience, I have never written any kind of units tests for my code. Ever.

That moment when you couldn't figure out where your JS code went wrong,just because it doesn't show you any clue about the error :'(

When you get stuck on a problem and you just stare at your code until you don't see any code.

You only see the woman in the red dress....

The fucker complains when someone doesn't write unit tests, meanwhile he tops any new code he writes with a @codeCoverageIgnore annotation ... 😒😒

Arduino & ESP-32 without the arduino library.

Good look finding any example code. It's just you and datasheets with fontsize 2.

Went for a job interview today, and learned something very important about myself...

...that I should be permanently banned from writing code on whiteboards, for any reason. I have never seen such ugly code in my entire life. Ugh...

[...] we should never ignore any part of code. The parts we ignore are where the bugs will hide.
- Uncle Bob

Having to deal with shit code as a new employee so you don't step on any toes...

Who knew developers had such egos. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Any under 18 developers here? If yes, what language do you use to code, and where do you plan to go?

What do you do on days when you are just lost ? When you just don't find any motivation to code ?

How long can you code continuously without any break? Occasionally I can code for hours but usually I need frequent little breaks. :/

When in internship you have to read 150000 lines of code to make changes and the code does not have any comments, no indentation, no documentation, no wiki. You'll be like fuck this shit. I'm outta here.

"So have you launched any apps on the app store? Or do you have any projects you're actively working on that you can share with us?"

Yeah because everyone likes to code for fun after coding at their 9-5...

The moment when you are too scared to make any needed changes in your code fearing you will untumble all the structured mess of spaghetti code you have written... 😳😨😕

When you're judged by the number of lines you wrote/commits you pushed/any other non relevant stat rather than your code quality

A programmer can code.

A developer is a jack of all trades jumping into any stack and mastering the basics in a weekend.

So why the fuck can't I grasp humans. Their code is spaghetti....
Debugging gives way to many problems...

Atleast my personal code has a feature creep and for once it's a good thing!

Just because I have not written any code yet, does not mean I have not started on your project. I can either plan it well or let the code flow from my fingers like diarrhea.

my reaction when my code runs without any error, that too for the first time.

Either VS code, paint.NET or any of the tools I developed​ for personal​ use

Programming on paper (any benefits?)

For the programming exams we have at our university we have to write code on paper (like full code, not pseudo).

I feel that writing code on paper really limits my ability to express my programming knowledge, in comparison to writing code on the computer.

However, I cannot think of a real benefit of doing so. I mean most programmers (if I may generalize) have bad handwriting. Which is a loss-loss situation for both the examinees and professors (who have to read the exams).

Are there any benefits for writing code on paper?

non-dev activity? why any should do activities like that? code only.

Learning through documentation.

I learned one thing.... That how I can copy paste any thing in my code and comment it as "magic happens here do not touch."

Yeah thats my code learned from documentation (image below )

Hello devRant!
I'm at Code Europe (Krakow, Poland)
Any devranters here? :D

There is this general idea that people have that when programmers are able to run their code in their first attempt, without any error, they think of ourselves as geniuses. But i think that is the case only when you are starting to code. If a programmer with enough experience runs his/her code in their first attempt without any issues, he/she just says their thanks and moves on, because they know that the code can sense cockiness and if they get too carried away now they'll have to pay the price in future.

Everyone who self taught themselves code, how did you do so? Books, websites, any recommendations?

When the documentation 3x longer then the actual code (and does not make any sense)

Any Stromae fans on devrant

His music get me in the zone...when code works and test pass 😅😅😅

Would have loved if my teachers had any idea about coding, more over, if they had any idea about coding in big projects, even more if they had any idea of producing understandable maintainable code and had taught people about it.

How can you fuck up your code so badly that what should be a reasonably simple desktop app is lagging on any system, no matter how fast?

i *hate* when someone changes my code with out doing any of: asking first || commenting changes || telling me afterward.

Any tips on how to properly document my code? I'm going to start my first internship soon so I need to learn it.

If the Kenya ICT bill will be passed into law, it will soon be illegal to write any code as a developer or engineer or practice any ICT career without a license ($460 per year) or without a college degree 😢

Going through legacy or other developers code which don't have documentation or even comments. Plus the author of the code is not working in same organisation anymore to consult. We have to understand the code like deciphering any ancient language. 😥

Anyone have any good book recommendations? They can be language specific or universal. I'm halfway through clean code and love it. Wondering if there're any other world class resources y'all have used.

It feels like this piece of code tells a story. Something about lingerie models, a wild night and frantically trying to get rid of any evidence.

Random Showerthought: Any 2FA code prefixed by 2 is a valid nhentai code

Passed a code test for once and invited to interview with engineers.

I’m nervous yet proud. Any tips? It’s the first time I’ve reached this point

Any tricks you use to code faster ?

I went to gym people there helped me to become fit.
I went to common kitchen in my hostel, people their taught me basics of cooking.
I went to learn code people mocked me for using Java(replace with any technology) not python(replace with any technology with swag)

Some dev: "Writes some code without getting any errors"

Interviewing for an internship with Microsoft In a couple weeks. Sh****** my pants every day or so, been reading Cracking the Code Interview but still scared... Any recommendations?

It's Monday and I didn't feel very good last weekends. Time to go into zone and code. Any poor soul who decided to buzz me shall be ignored.

The feel when you remember you have left any vulnerability in your code.
a wired wave arise in your body.

New to programming but I want to create my portfolio, any tips? Where should I host it? WordPress is good for this or better write whole code?

The word, "Code" being used as a verb,
"Cloud",
'Big Data",
Recruiters,
Scratch,
Any other crappy "Teach your kid to code!" Product,
And finally, mondays.

This is the comprehensive list of buzzwords and things in general that make me want to die right now

Is it just me or do any of you people also hate asking for help with understanding other devs code?

At the same time I also hate explaining my code to other devs, like I have to justify I'm not an imbecile.

I was telling someone who never indents any of his code to indent it properly.. He was like "Why should I do that? Will it make my code run faster?"

Want to read a book that can help me avoid newb mistakes and can help me write beautiful code ?

Pragmatic programmer(1999)
Or
Clean code
Or
any other book ?
Help me !!?

I'm looking for a kind of "lorem ipsum" but not for text, for code. Some kind of random code generator with configurable language to test code rendering, compare programming fonts, etc. Any suggestions?

When you change one line of your source code and all of the rest of code don't work any more. Fucking Shit!

This year I want to become a better programmer. I ordered the book clean code and want to focus on writing more and better unit tests.

If anyone has any tips on how to improve or how to get tips on your code

I prefer my own proprietary code over open source solutions any day. Might take longer to develop, but it hits the spot.

Goddamit now that school's started I don't have time to code any more. Why can't I just not do school and code all day gahhhhhhhhhhh

For the first time apart from Data Structures and Algorithms, there was a Machine Coding round where they asked me to create a small app using any language without data persistence or GUI, to see my code designing ability, LLD, code quality, whether I can implement OOP and write modular code and to see how extensible my code will be.

I did well.

Interns in any company the solution is commethe code

Not being able to write code only using pen and paper :/
I had one job interview where they ask me to iterate a tree using my preferred language. I felt so uncomfortable.
And my problem is only the pen and paper.
I'm able to write working code without any code completion even without highlighting in any shitty editor. But when it comes to write code by hand on paper it feels like my programmer brain side turns off.

Does anybody know of other contests like google code-in, summer of code and hacktoberfest? Not things like codewars. Any type pf contests with large tasks that are challenging. Thanks!

Today I submitted my code without making sure it doesn't have any bugs because I was running out of time. Fuck.

Let's hope I'm brilliant and this works out.

"It was hard to code so it should be hard to understand."

- my former boss who did never document any code

My reaction when I meet peopel that still don't use any Architecture/Design Pattern to code.

What is yours?

When your friends wants you to help them code in Java and they type

public void Main String

without any instruction ...

Any good articles explaining self-learning code?

open file in eclipse while server is running

i haven't made any code changes or saved anything

ECLIPSE: I GOTTA REBUILD

So much work to do but no motivation to write any line of code!!! 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

I don't write monads,
nor intricate templates,
my code shall be stupid
and simple - free of any
arbitrariness and superfluity.
Clear and evident.

The most scary thing happens to me is that I wrote a code in staging without any bugs and breaks in production... fuck

If there are any older devs on here, (pre StackOverflow) what did debugging look like back then? Rifling thru language manuals?? Diving into source code ??

I'm super curious

Any code should be simple and easy to read / understand.

I just reworked an old stored SQL proc.

Went from 102 lines to ... 10.

More I code, more I realize that maintainability, readability, comments and unit tests are more important than actual code. (And performances ofc. But if 1 line code does it in 1 second and 500 lines code in 0.2 seconds, I’ll take one line solution every time)

This day sucks, i cant even code or learn on any tutorial ,my brain just wants to know who will sit on the iron throne.

When McDonald's janitors are writing code...

Dev1: *creates a MR*
Code: for each HTTP request do

// stuff
Executors.newFixedThreadPool(validators.size()); // effectively meaning will start 7 new threads for each incoming request
// other stuff

Dev2: ^^ ??? Fix that shit. This will cause performance problems.

Dev1: *updates the code*
Code:

// stuff
int THREAD_NUMBER = 10;
Executors.newFixedThreadPool(THREAD_NUMBER);
// other stuff

Everyone: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Can I BE facepalming any more?

I feel shitty cause I've never wrote near 100 lines of python code or just a large number of lines in any language. I want to write large amounts of code that will actually work.

Which JavaScript library guys are using? React or Vue? Or any other?
Writing React + Redux needs lot of boiler plate code :(

Any devs running some open source projects & looking for helpers?

Sincerely, compsci student looking to learn and code

What's the most interesting use for a QR code (or any other 2D code) you have seen?

My big grievances when doing code reviews, lots of code reviews....

Constants. How difficult is to create constants files for reuse and readability?

Comments/java doc. I don't get any help by seeing this is an automatically generated block to get by check style.

*slap*

I have to compare 400+ vb/c# code files are there any tools which can make the job easier?

Anyone know any text editors on mobile and how to run the code?

Halp plz 😵

All time I try to find any interesting bug in my code but when ever I debug I find only stupid mistakes :/

When you realise that your code doesn't make any sense...

It's a Monday, I've been trying to fix a bug since the morning, I cannot read or write any code. I tried to review a PR, still cannot read the code. Getting frustrated by the slightest problem.

The moment when your code is like,
Yeah I'm working, not throwing errors, but not doing anything closely related to the things I should do.

Fuck this construct, I'll recode the whole thing and stop using any two-year old legacy code, for this project

Guys, I'm maintaining an iOS project. I've never written any Swift code before or had any experience with this at least. Should I kill me self?

Repair printers... Somehow writing code translates to the ability to fix any printer problem in their minds.

I hope I'm not spending several days worth of work rewriting a code base for it not to have any performance benefits at all.

So another infamous code (or smart code) you decide, there's class 'error' in the template/html and here this genius is removing it and adding it back? is this even logical at any level,

I mean just hide() and show() would do the job

New guy hasn't written or commuted any code, yet he is the most annoying person doing code reviews with bullshit comments.

Normally when I start at a new shop, I hold off on code reviews until I'm at least familiar with the project(s).

Does any one else feel like changing the theme in brackets makes them want to code more?

Raise your hand if you don’t trust the comments in code most of the time, and take at least a superficial look at the code block to ensure that it does what it says it does.

If you have any exceptions, please share.

Code Challenge: Write a simple snake game without any "For" Loops!

How I approach pointer arithmetic:

Code something that seems ok, compile, and just keep fucking with it until gcc doesn't give any more errors.

Hello guys, where is the best place to keep updated with latest codes, and code tricks? For Android, php etc... Any language it does matter

When your code just doesn't work without any apparent reason, and after hours you realise that it's due to a misplaced }. Semicolons are overrated.

I aren't gonna be writing any code today (Monday) at work.

My boss writes code like this:

def someFunction (someArg: String) = ...

Who does that?! A space? Da fuck?! And it's all over the code base. Whenever another dev touches any of his stuff, we correct it:

def someFunction(someArg: String) = ...

The way god intended it!

Hey, I'm looking for some C# programmers to watch code. Do you all have any suggestions? I don't care which streaming service they upload to.

How often do you write code in a raw text editor, without any tools whatsoever (no IDE, no colors, no syntax highlighting,..)? :P

I'm doing that now.

SO sucks.

I'm looking for a community there I can learn good code practices through code review, but getting into a huge established open source project is really intimidating. Anyone have any good suggestions? My skill set is mostly Java and go

“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” - Martin Fowler

Source : @codewisdom, twitter

Quick question...
Can you guys code without any reference?
I find very hard to memorize all the functions and etc...

Any way to code frontend without JS?

Im new to code anybody got any tips?

Sat down, wrote 2 hours worth of code and it didn't have any bugs when I deployed... what's this that I'm feeling?

I'm now 20 and I have never ever written any Java code, not even the hello world program

When your team builds the code without any error 😂

1. Forgetting to add comments
2. Inconsistent code indentation, and it is never present when I do not use any IDE (My project buddies get so mad)

cant figure out how to refactor legacy code in any clean/acceptable way

If you wanted any piece of code to be implemented in real life. What would it be?

If you dont encounter any error for a long code, then you seriously did something wrong forsure!

Worst documentation I've seen?

Any+All documentation auto-generator using the (XML) code comments (GhostDoc, etc).

Worthless, utterly and completely worthless. Worse than having no documentation.

I can immediately spot and fix any one-character typo in any block of code at a glance.

is there any site to upload our code and rate it from easy to hard and let other people review that code and suggest bugfix or learn similar to github but for all kind of people from beginners to professionals?

I often ask myself, how this js code ran in the first place without any errors!

Whenever I struggle to explain the working of any code to other team members

Is there any fun ways to learn code? I'm talking about smth like CodeCombat but it is so childish...

Please share any links on AI creating code based on text input. Let's see how many years we have left as developers.

Life Bugs
====================

What would you define code that's not "Hard coding ?" ---"Soft-coding" ?
Any suggestions?
-_-

If any designer ever tries to had me Webflow code, I will end their life!!

Is there any way I can preview an app before completion. For example I have just written a code for border and I want to preview it, is there any way I can do that? I am using Java and Android ide
Thanks.

That feeling when you realize how something actually works and you sit staring into one spot wondering how the fuck did any of your code ever run.

Inspired by someone here who said we should be the Shakespeare of code, how about we comment/show any great, clean and open code that we found here?

Top reasons i code :-
➡ It gives wings to my idea's
➡I love it
➡I can create any damn thing i can dream of .

Sometimes, Sundays are full of fun when you do not have to worry about any code.

Code::Blocks, because why make it look nice, bother having any auto-complete functions, actually ensuring all of the built in C++ functions work and not having the need to sometimes have to be closed down and restarted to build and run the code 😤

Not having any code reviews

AND

Not even merge requests...

Shiiiiiiiiiiit.... where am I ?!

Looking to get into networking and security to help with my code in general. Any of you dev have a good recommendation book wise?

What's the point of using TypeScript if you type all of your code with `any` or worst part is you don't provide any types!?

P.S
If you're anti-typescript or any static linting tool, I know this will not prevent any runtime errors, but this is part of the testing/code quality. My teammates do not care for quality, and I'm tired of it.

Just finished a small project and don't know what to code next. Any suggestions? (Web / server based applications)

Can someone explain why WordPress is bad? I mean just for setting up a Blog?

Are there any alternatives(no i dont want to code my own :D)

Me: *updates ram to 16 gigs
Me: How do you feel about that chrome?
Chrome: Hold my beer ...

Also, anyone face any issues with laggy vs code and hyper?

man

I just can't seem to find motivation to code

any suggestions? I really want to get out of this coding slump :(

Anybody know any good VS Code extensions for Django development?

My super power would be....to code in a language thats far superior than any other
But i will be the only one that can understand and write it

Any source code or program to print
selected portion sections of a pdf file on a web page? For example you only wana print some part on a PDF file.... Any nerd out here to help?