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I overheard this on my way back to home.
Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.
*me almost dead*31 -
In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.14
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Wooohooo! I've finally bought myself an old school CRT TV. Now I can play my retro games like a human being.
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A: Did you hear that Microsoft bought Skype for 10 billions dollars?
B:That's so stupid! They could download it for free...3 -
"We bought the source code for this tremendous app that does blah blah blah "
"Cool, in which language is written?"
"Cobol"4 -
Too much noise in my workplace, can't focus on my code,
bought 300 bucks noise cancelling headphones,
best money i've spent19 -
My mate bought me a peach stressball that smells like peaches every time you squeeze. It has now become my coding companion.
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Literally bought a smartphone for devrant, didn't insert a sim, just hooked on wifi went on playstore to download devrant.8
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My company bought us a Xbox and few games for playing in free time... I am not going home this weekend...4
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my boss bought iphone 7 for testing...inserted his sim card and takes phone with him self all time...2
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Thank you ranters for suggesting. Just bought a MacBook Air. Feels great. Feels Proud. I now understand why people use Macs.9
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Bought a 🏡.. o.O 🎉 Yaaay!
Soon™ I'll have a decent home office! & a 🐈 & a 🐕... maybe.. I hope.. (:27 -
Amazon's Deals Algo: Since you bought a pressure cooker, we've found these recommendations you'll be interested in...more pressure cookers.2
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So a friend of me bought 200 rubber ducks for 90 bucks. He's now waiting for a 14Kg package to arrive.7
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Bought a raspberry pi and I was expecting to make a robot....
I finally can Light up a led using php...6 -
Finally bought a smart watch! I can now be even less productive! (petition to make devRant smartwatch compatible) 😂13
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I just bought some software that I have had a cracked version of for a few years. That feels so good17
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Just bought a bmi scale, confirmed what I already know: I am just a lazy piece of shit.
Get fit and be healthy.6 -
told client to buy this particular plugin.
he bought another plugin (totally useless) because it was cheaper.
like wtf.5 -
I bought myself a small summer gift 😍
This may or may not encourage me to work more at home this summer.
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Mom bought me this mousepad... Written in visual basic...
What's worse is that the code has five lines that have been commented out
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Full time eclipse user, I just bought intellij idea and it blows my mind :D
Merry Christmas everyone4 -
Word of advice: never buy the UMIDICI C Note 2.
Bought it myself and it's an utter piece of garbage.
Just bought another phone which runs stock android 7 and Lineage OS might be installable.
Also it can be rooted, good enough for me!9 -
Custom devRant swag! 😃
(I bought some genuine swag as well, I'm not just doing it to get cheaper swag...)
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What an ending of 2017 has been for me:
Bought a jacket for 100; a week later it's 79
Bought a mouse for 35, two days later it's 15
But somehow I got paid in Bitcoins.3 -
My lecturer went out and bought us all rubber ducks to encourage our "rubber duck debugging". Honestly the highlight of my semester.
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Bought myself a Samsung s3 and while choosing what apps I want to receive notifications from, I noticed everything was off by one.
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Fucking surprise payment pop-ups in apps!
I've just accidentally bought an app, because it randomly showed the "buy pro version" pop up...10 -
Bought an Ethereum (yes, only one ☹️) in january at 9.90$. Now it's at ~180$. I should have bought more..
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//Quickfix
//TODO: Buy a replacement switch and fix it in the proper way
Narrator: he never bought the replacement
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Just bought a green foldable bicycle. 😊 Trying to learn how to master biking straight then will learn how to turn.28
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Bought some new books.
Hope they will help me in my private projects :D
They are for 2 different projects btw.
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No one wants to talk about redhat bought by IBM? 🤔
For a community that loves Linux, people sure are quiet 😂7 -
Went out on a limb and bought an iPhone. It's already causing me problems. Now I have to call fucking apple support. Fuck.
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Bought a domain name to sell in the category of social networking.... then realized it sounds erotic9
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Not particularly advice, but taught me Git, React, Node and bought me pizza whenever I succeeded in a task3
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Just decided to revive my old, dead and unappreciated project. Even bought a domain for it. So hyped!
...why am I doing this?5 -
Bought an S9. One thousand times better than an iPhone. Thank fuck. Finally rid of apple after 6 years. Took long enough.18
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Just bought this bad boy. I'm planing to run a virtual test lab. Needs some hard drives though. Any project idea are welcome.
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Today we bought my wife her first brand-new computer. And soon she's going to start learning web stack. :D
(Oops, !rant)5 -
I bought this beer just because of it's name. Is there any whiskies or other drinks with geeky names?
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I just bought hitgub.co
Honestly have no regerts about it.
Idk what to do with it, but I'll figure it out.
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When your total cost of the item you bought on Black Friday is cheaper than shipping.... (cries in the corner)1
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Here with my books just bought these new 8 monitors just to use them for my marketing analytics work, but do you know what i love more than these books and 8 monitors that i just bought for my marketing analytics work? My brand new lamborghini
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Bought a tumbler with thermal suction and it's double insulated. No-spill-for-clumsy-devs kind of shit.
Worth the monehhh
#careless
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bought one of most trending things domain name.
daily 1m+ hit every day for that keyword.
little confuse
what is next ?4 -
My department bought a new monitoring monitor because the old one was broken.
Actually it wasn't, someone just unplugged the power cabel. *facepalm*3 -
I bought a keyboard 3 months ago for 4usd.
Feels and works better than my old mechanical keyboard of 60usd.2 -
bought a windows license
built the pc
booted from usb
ask for license, put in bought license
installation seems normal
... windows isn't activated ... what?? how?? why is there a different key from the one i just entered?? and why does it still deny it when i try to change the key to my bought one?? y u do dis?😩
does anyone have an idea, what could be causing that?32 -
Just got a free Raspberry Pi 3 B+ when I bought another. So I have one without a purpose. Any cool ideias?15
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Just bought isthisloss.info
I’m thinking of putting a neural network on it to detect if an image is loss or not :)5 -
Woo! I've finally bought https://skayo.dev !
Now I have to change the domain everywhere its used..... oof.4 -
My mom is amazing, bought one of this for me to try and Limon concentrate because I love lemon juice
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Ha ha ha!
I will wait a while before I pass judgement if you don't mind...
Microsoft bought GitHub to rebuild developer trust, says new CEO.
Linky below:
http://itpro.co.uk/development/...7 -
So our scrum team just bought a collection of nerf guns. We were able to repel quite some disturbances from outside the team.1
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!Rant
Just siting here and reading all the "Microsoft bought github" rants. Where are My tortoise SVN people at?4 -
My dad bought a book on introduction to Macromedia Flash.
I came for the animations, stayed for the coding. -
1. Be better dev/human
2. Do all personal projects TDD
3. Finish that unreal engine course that i bought last year january -
Shouldn't the hoodie only be available to those who actually bought it? Would make it feel more exclusive :)3
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I just realized a the Keurig I bought is just a more expensive version of something I already had...
And the older one may have been better and cheaper.. KCups are expensive and the machine makes it very watery....
I think it should let the KCup soak in the water actually which is what the other one does.... and prolly cheaper than those KCups...
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I just bought a ukulele, and I have the urge to put stickers on it like it's a laptop. Hackathons have ruined me.1
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!1
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Impulse bought a new toy. Wish me luck, lol
First impression is that it's IMMENSELY quieter than my 2 FDM printers
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Just bought the pathfinder starter pack for some dev friends over at the office. The nerd cave is finally coming back!
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Found this on the bottom of my monitor. I think it might have quite a nefarious past. Bought second hand too.
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!rant
Bought a hdmi to vga converter for my raspi, it worked flawlessly.
Feeling extremely blessed and grateful.1 -
I just bought a massage chair... At $1200, it's cheaper than an iPhone/Samsung phone or a gaming laptop/desktop7
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I bought an aquarium, needs some weekly maintenance, is very comforting to watch and it is nice to see things grow.7
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That moment your senior gets an email saying the company was bought over. Should i worry?... Why did i not get the mail?.. So many questions. Not sure if i should even worry.7
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Am I the only one who switched over to GitLab after Microsoft bought GitHub and is still using it?11
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The car I bought last week cost R10 000 (South African Rand) less than the house my parents bought in 1999...
Yea inflation is wack4 -
Have you bought or read more books in your life? I'm the latter. When it comes to IT books, I only read half, many times overlapping information3
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One of the biggest mistakes of my life: Buying a Microsoft Surface. Haven't been able to sleep in peace since I bought it.3
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That moment when the shop you just bought something from send you back a confirmation email with your password in clear... :/3
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This the first book I bought, back in the day. What was the first book you bought when starting out?
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How can I track the shipping of 3 ducks I just bought :D
Yes I HAD to say the number because of yes.4 -
The slim hdd that I bought for my laptop as a replacement does not fit! It's a little thicker. UGHHHHHHHH!!! FCK.3
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I hate windows, it f**king takes 10000 minutes to load microsoft edge browser on a newly bought laptop .21
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Fuck you WooCommerce and fuck you shopify, also a big fuck you to every developer who thinks it's a good idea to notify other customers about what another customer just bought in real time.
Guess fucking what. I don't fucking care what uncle deadinthehead just bought. Get fucking raped in a columbian prison and die to aids infested rain..2 -
So I bought small notebook I've been using to jot down notes, ideas, references, etc and its helped a lot!4
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this is the third tape deck ive bought and the only one that gives any good quality bass/treble adjustment
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To the people who changed from windows to linux and bought the new iphone; congratulations on your wonderful life choices.
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When you hear that the "advanced hollistic security" product the client bought is a basic firewall...1
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How often do you change your phones ?
I have a oneplus one which I bought when it came out.
And an iPhone 5s.6 -
I bought a shaker bottle from protein shakes and well... It's not working?
It's a actually supposed to prevent this from happening?
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In South Park, Eric bought a bottle of double diet Mountain Dew. The double Mountain Dew contains double the sugar, and the diet contains half the sugar.
I just like Eric, bought ryzen 7 2700 for lower power rating, and then over clock it🤦♂️ -
I am thinking of buying a new desktop.
Would it be better if I built one myself or bought a prebuilt one?17 -
Money burned! Just bought a voucher for the Java certification exam
- like this will help solve all my problems :/3 -
just bought this expensive data package.
AND!
THIS!
INTERNET! thing
STARTS!
working!!.
kkkkkarrrkrraarrrkkkk ahhhhhhh.2 -
Today I fucked up seeing that I bought a ddr3 ram registered to improve my computer :( senior hardware skills
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FOMO strikes again.... Bought stocks over the last few weeks... that are now plunging..
Maybe I should've just bought Amazon again., Or maybe GOOGL.. at least they can't go bankrupt... But Alphabet feels so boring now....22 -
Are AMD chips now on par, better then Intel's now?
About 10yrs, Intel beat AMD hands down. My dad bought an AMD quad core around then but the performance was probably no better and an INTC 2-core if I remember.
After that I always bought Intel i7s.
But now wondering has AMD caught up?11 -
https://code.energy/geeks-become-ro...
Hm.... so I just bought the digital book...... so does this mean I can share it?
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I bought a Pixel 5 and will try to run GrapheneOS on it, does anyone here have experience with it?3
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Screw you bamboo. Everything would be so much easier with Jenkins but this company already bought the full atlassian stack
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Mark Zuckerberg is stupid , he bought whatsApp for millions and I downloaded it for free from playstore.3
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Apparently there's now amazon smile...
Just waiting for amazon frown, 'cause that's what I've been doing since I've bought from them -
I've bought a LinkedIn premium and it have overwhelmingly collection of courses and now I don't know where to start? Any suggestions?3
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