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!!!rant
When after 5 years, u cant fully understand linux and someone wants to learn it in 2 days.
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Boss - gives tasks to me. Timeline: 10 days.
Me - work hard and finish the solution in 3 days.
Boss- wtf is this. Do it properly.
Me - chills for 15 days. Submit the same earlier solution after that.
Boss - yes this looks nice now! Much better than your earlier work!
Me - dude seriously what kind of stuff do you smoke before coming to work?8 -
1. I'm a programmer, that does not mean I know every possible programming language. Yes, I can build Android apps, standalone softwares, serverside frameworks. No, I do not know how to build frigging websites!
2. "You can build a website in 2 days, you're a programmer". Tell a single mechanic to build an entire car in 2 days or tell a civil engineer to build an entire building in 2 days and I'll build your website in 2 days.
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Why does your family think that being a programmer means being a magician who can just pull any kind of software, hardware, app, website out of their hat?17 -
Manager : Developers are always over optimistic.
Dev : this task will take 4 days.
Manager : can't you complete it in 45 minutes? What are the complexities involved?
Dev : okay. I can. Thinks ** I'm a ninja developer** and I can complete this.
*** finishes it in 4 days***
Manager : That's what I said. Developers are always over optimistic.
Developer : -_-3 -
I saw a commit with suspicious code days ago. After warning my immediate superior he ignored me and yesterday proceeded to deploy.
Now we have items in cache for days instead of minutes. I guess next time he will listen to me.4 -
Went through this bad boy in 2 days. Yes, I have masochistic tendencies... 1060 pages of sweetness
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There are good days.
There are bad days.
And there are hacking something together in a legacy html4 jsp tomcat5 webpage with frame inserts days.
Today is the third one.2 -
>Starts learning/coding in python for two days straight.
> Two days later goes into C programming class.
> Prof. Displays my screen as we go through a program as a class.
> Starts typing in Python
> Can't turn off Python mode until halfway through class.2 -
Fuck yeah!!! After five days of fiddeling round in assembly without any sort of tutorial finally, im there :)
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A coworker broke a project for days because he wrote "Juampi was here" in another person's code as a joke.3
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So, my eyes have been bloodshot for a while now. It's been gradually getting worse. I've also had bags under my eyes for years.
Bit of info:
I'm soposed to wear glasses when I use my computer, or do anything up close for more than a few minutes because of some sort of focussing issue my eyes have. It's so that my eyes can stay at the same level of focus when I switch from short/long range.
Also, I don't spend all day on my computer and phone. So it's not like I'm constantly getting blinded by a screen. It's not unlike me to loose myself in thought, and pace around for hours on end. Some times in a day I will barely touch my Phone, and not even touch my PC.
That said, I'm going to do an experiment. I am going to cut out my Computer for three days, and reduce Phone usage to a minimal, and see if I can eradicate, or serverely reduce this redness. There could be something seriously wrong with my eyes, and I'd just be blaming screen fatigue. I've taken pictues of the current redness (which current blocks out half of the white of my eyes) and I'll use that as a reference.
Wish me luck!
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Only a few days in on using my new phone, already gathered 67 tabs in my browser and counting.. should I be worried? 😥20
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MySQL should have a recycle bin. I just deleted whole "user" table by mistake... Forgot to add where clause properly... Had to restore 2 days old backup copy. I just hope no accounts were created or someone changed their password in last 2 days....7
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!rant
Few days ago I’ve had a room in a very '80s looking hotel in Poznań. Room number 11 on 10th floor. What a coincidence in their numbering...
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my boss asked me a few days ago to get a website responsive, i did that in like twenny minutes and today he came to me, looked at the website and give me a pat on the schoulder "good work"
some days are good days2 -
Was a co-lead on the first project to add image recognition to ATMs for depositing checks. Turns out, it was a pretty OK idea and people liked it.3
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First proper vacation in 12 years. Six days in sunny Gran Canaria.
Lost two days to a hurricane, one day to misleading holiday description and then caught COVID.
3/10 would not recommend.4 -
-Boss instructs me to always set high estimates
-Asks in how many days will i finish X
-I think 3, but adding 1 extra day for each random problem i tell him one week
-He says thats way too long, make it 3 days
-Shit happens and i can barely finish it in one week
-My boss:
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Kids upset about their phones not getting android N. Back in our days we where upset about losing our crayons.1
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Client:
So we need to implement this entire eCommerce API so we can use this webshop in two days.
Me:
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Got offered a project to develop e-commerce site. Bespoke. E-commerce. Sage pay. CMS. 4 days. When I said it's basically impossible, got told that the company was offered the same solution by an Indian developer but in 2 days, so it shouldn't be a problem to do it in 4.6
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I HATE THE OPEN OFFICE LAYOUT I HATE THE OPEN OFFICE LAYOUT I HATE THE OPEN OFFICE LAYOUT I HATE THE OPEN OFFICE LAYOUT6
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So for last few days my internet is super slow. Tried calling ISP helpline but they suck too. I have no other way than to change my ISP which would take few days.
Any suggestion for what should i work on during these boring days with no learning resources on my disk and super slow internet. Seems like i'm living in a cave.
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So according to google domains I just put in a transfer request 5 days in the future... Fuck me I need to learn to contain these powers...
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I sometimes forget to close the tab to my bank's website. I flip back to it, hours, or even days later. As soon as the tab becomes active the "You'll be logged out in 60 second" timer starts ticking. Literally, days after I logged in, I can click "Stay logged in" and it works!
Their session timeout logic is all fucking Javascript based!? Don't they log out the session server-side at some point? How the fuck is my session still valid 2 days after initial login?5 -
I have been in Netherlands for just two days and I am already in love with this country...
Too bad I'll leave in two weeks 😱😢13 -
Wisdom teeth removal tomorrow morning. They're stuck up in there so they're putting me to sleep and really yanking on em. Gonna be out of action for a few days. Merry Christmas everyone!
I wish they gave me Xanax for a couple days in advance, not one hour in advance.9 -
Learning to program in 21 days is very easy. Just like moving the clock hands. On a sun clock. Across the road. In Portuguese.1
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Programming back in the days you would spend hours, days, week, even month to create an app.. nowadays you can just download an app to create an app..1
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JUST IN TIME!!
Four weeks worth of UI Automation done in four days!!
Gona be the drunkest Irish Man on the Island
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thenewboston.com back in the days.
Nowadays it's trying to make a game with it and the learn it by doing.6 -
Client :
When do you think we can get the website done with?
Me:
Don't worry, I'll get it done in 3 days.
Me after 2 and half days:
<!Doctype Html>
<html>
<head>
<title> Hello, what did you say the website does again? ....4 -
Interviewer Mail: Build this complex project in 2 days
Me: Ok working GOD Mode Submitting.
Ghosted!!!!!3 -
Protip to get free upvotes on Stackoverflow:
Ask something about Behat and make sure your questions looks smart. No one will ever answer but you'll get lots upvotes. FML.4 -
Took a couple of days off last week and was at home for 4 days straight.
I picked 2.7kg of mulberries and made jam.
I don’t want to sit in front of a screen now 😭2 -
He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her.
I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ";" in my code. 😟 -
Dev superpower? Make visual studio install in less than 3 days and without restarting Windows a hundred times.5
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“3mb JavaScript over dialup” - Before I knew how to write proper JavaScript I once wrote a calendar scheduling app in php that generated all of the functions for all of the buttons for all of the times for all of the days currently being displayed... the result was a 3mb JavaScript file... in the days of dial up modems...2
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One just doesn't give a task to be commpleted in 2 days, changes the task heavily and still be in the same deadline.2
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Family expectations from an engineer in India:
Go fix the ceiling fan, it's very slow these days.
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I can't believe I've just wasted 2 DAYS of my vacation to properly configure logging in my project...
2 fucking days!!! For something as trivial (yet vital) as logging!!!
FUCK3 -
So you remember the old, not so good days, when your app worked in all the browsers besides stupid Internet Explorer?
So I through those days were long gone, and today ticket that functionality doesn't work in Edge.
Good part of the story? Ticket number is 666.2 -
Those days when you finish programming and go to write an essay and accidentally write INT instead of IN.2
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Hit an issue in a dependency of the node library I use, there's been many issue reports on it since october last year and multiple recently (12 days and 4 days ago) - the fix was a one-liner.
All you had to do was check for null in line 17, because in line 9 it gets defaulted to null, but then attempts to null.fetch() in line 21.
Fascinating.
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The longest vacation I took in my last job was only for three days. I didn't touch a computer for those three days.2
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Here we go, classes are starting again tommorow, tried to do most of the things on holiday, delegated school project stuff to the project members and made a planning with them...
and still nothing happend on their part in a timespan of 2 weeks and the deadline is in 5 days and A FUCK LOAD OF STUFF STILL HAS TO BE DONE AKA I guess I have to do their part too in 5 days..
*going into caffeine induced rage insane mode for 5 days*
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I've played 46000 battles in WorldofTanks.
avg battle time: 10 minutes
Total minutes: 460000
Total hours: 7666.66
Total days: 319 days of gameplay!
Now I just wonder had I invested all that time to code what I could have become by now.6 -
Anyone actually took part in the psp community back in the days?
We ran fucking everything on these things.😁3 -
When my manager says you can do this whole project in 14 days its very easy,
meanwhile project and me
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Just realized the only true holiday I've taken in the past 18 months was 3 days for Thanksgiving last year and 3 days for Thanksgiving this year.
I can't imagine why I'm so stressed and rage so much.
I'm my own 🤡 -
Anyone else fucking pissed off by all the shit saying "Learn to Code in 21 Days".
You don't see anyone trying to become a doctor in 21 days so why the fuck do people think our work is so easy that any fucking asshole can do it in 21 days.
Fuck this whole fucking stupid world...23 -
Told the client's graphic designer that I could integrate a mockup in a theme in around two days of work...
Received the template files and asks, sooo, the website will be up in two days ?
DUDE. NO.1 -
In a shed in a small Valley in Switzerland. Everyone was stoned. I was drunk.
That’s where I started programming.
Good old elementary school days 😐 -
Seems like the buzzword for non tech these days is... API. Probably only used 10% of the time in context.1
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So...
How i thought development looks like in my pre-coding days: some crazy assembly code.
How development really looks like: spending three days googling how to fix background color of Spinner in Android Studio..1 -
My Chromebook just touched down in Melbourne!
Should be here in the next 2 days, Come on Australia Post don't fail me now! :-D3 -
Stickers came in today! 3 days before my birthday! thank you devRant!
i will wear these stickers in my laptop proudly.
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- have a look at the project
- brake it down into smaller stories
- estimate the time
- multipy it with 1.5
- add 1-3 days of testing
- add 15% project management
- add a 2 days buffer
= be happy with being done in 2 weeks, present it in 4 -
Sitting in the couch at night with devRant opened. Wondering why I haven't ranted in the past 3 days considering I'm pretty regular at ranting.
Then I remember I DIDN'T DO SHIT in the last 3 F*cking days -
Went on Vacations to Dominican republic !
It's a paradise !
Going back to Canada in 2 days... Oh WAIT ! Positive covid PCR test, welp, 14 days to stay in a hotel room :( And ofc need to take vacations days for that
and hotel only offer 7 days, other 7 will need to pay :( But at least I have a nice view12 -
So, my company pays thousands and thousands of euros just to show map and enable geocoding, a bug in google maps prevent Google Maps to work in Cordova and it's blocking us from deploying. After days and days of research I understand I can't solve it and I open an issue on google platform. Result: Severity -> S4, Priority -> P43
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Some say shooting yourself in the foot. What do you call a self-inflicting bug that costs you 3 work days in a team sprint?
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Today was one of those days when I could write a program to do something for me that'd taken me hours if not days to do. Now it took no more than a single hour in total.
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YES!! 3 days till deadline and I am in a meeting discussing core descisions that have not been made yt...
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Suddenly remembering that you're in a two week game jam and you've only got 3 days to put something together!
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If I have, say, three moderately complex tasks to complete in a week, I'll finish them in two days. When I have three moderately complex tasks to finish in 2 days I won't even start any of them until the last minute.
Procrastination is the worst.1 -
I don't know why these days random Indian women kept calling me regarding job opportunity in Google.11
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a few years back in uni, programming my first game in Unity. I spend days and nights on it, for both playing and programming it.
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In my class, we had just finished learning php and our final project involved using everything we learned... it was due in just 3 days... we only saw php for 2 days...
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This is how we managed to crash GitHub a couple of days ago. Get ready for 2 more crashes in the coming days 😂
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Not in a row but had to work 13h per days for 5 days in a row because of a huge ass integration I had to do before it was too late.
Made it, everyone was happy, was promised a bonus, never got it. Nice.1 -
Some days you’re excelling and thriving. But some days you take pleasure in eating shit, because you have no other choice.
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Will those days in which we used to play the same levels multiple times inorder to improve skills come back?
:/4 -
Job requirement for mee position opening in 11 days: CISSP...
I want this job. Anyone have tips on how to pass this exam in a week?4 -
when a client agrees on a 23 working day timeline, two days after contract signature emails you they need it in 4 days and that it's a matter f life and death! :@3
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Damn DHL reminded me again of the level of service Australia Post is lacking... $50 delivery from P.R.C, promised to deliver in 5 days and delivers in 3 days. Australia Post would charge $45 to send the same parcel from Sydney to Melbourne, with no guaranteed delivery time-frame due to, hold your breath, COVID-19.2
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I don‘t get notifications about @Mentions anymore.
Noticed a few days ago and today in the iOS app.9 -
Stress in work, pressure that you are failing. Don’t worry, live the bad days until you reach the good once.2
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Leaving my current employer in a two and a half weeks, motivation is hard to find some days... Like today.2
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I’m burnt out for the first time in months and this is days before I start my new job, greeeaattt!! :/
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Finally figured out big I had in my code after three days. Now I’m screaming “Eureka” feeling like Archimedes 🤘🏿🤓
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Back in my classic asp days, I used to average 12 hour work days with a few 16 hour days as the deadline drew near. No pills, just caffeine, junk food and cigarettes.
I'm sure the way I behaved in my 20's has cost me a decade of my life.
The worst was an 19 hour stretch, but I started getting confused and puking so I slept for 3 hours before finishing and then presenting.
I'm just glad those days are behind me.
I think I'm way more productive and healthy now at just 8 hours a day. -
I've worked 16 hours per day for 3 days just because the Diwali was coming and there were too many holidays, so they kinda peeled me hard....
They decided to deliver things in 2-3 days which was supposed to be 18 days with proper planning and QA but yea fuck everything...... -
There are days you feel like a God and there days you have no idea what you are doing in the dev space.
All in all perseverance with a whimsical tone -
10 hours in office. 4 hours in traveling. This is 6 days a week... and today is bang bang Sunday.. drink and get high.. 😁
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#NIPS2018 The main conference sold out in 11 minutes 38 seconds
AI conferences are like concerts these days, haha1 -
After 2 days of reverse engineering another developers code, I wish Laravel would go and die in a fire.3
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It took me an entire week to install Android Studio pressing retry a hundred times because of how crappy our internet is at work.
How do they expect us to work in these conditions! Some days it works alright, most days it's like pulling teeth.1 -
So Comcast is down at my place 6 days now. No tv no reliable internet and no phone. A couple days ago the "technician" came in and could not figure it out. For two days before his arrival Comcast was calling me day and night requesting I reset the modem - they are completely opposed to sending someone out. Anyhow, technician decides that we need an external technician. He calls in and gets us the earliest appointment of next Tuesday. So all in all we will be out of service for 12 days if the technician manages to fix it. And here we are in massive city in the USA in the 21st century without internet service. Google Fiber has announced their prices in my area - adios Comcast!6
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There are those few days in a sprint that could be extremely busy like these days.
Few days ago someone grabbed a chair, sat next to me asking questions and the chair is still there.
This week i have learnt that the chair is so dangerous, looking very inviting. -
How does this function not work??? It worked TWO phucking days ago... WHYYYYYY??? I hate compilerbuilding4
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In your opinion, what is the difference between software engineer and software developer? The two seem interchangeable these days.25
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Technical start: Through an internship during college.
Currently in the React business now, so I'll probably be relearning in a few days. 😁 -
This feeling when you finally fixed an annoying bug in your code that gave you headache for days... :)
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Any devRanters at the Angular Connect in London the next days? 🍵
I'll be searching for ( :/ ) stickers!1 -
Some stats on what I've been doing all 2020:
222 working days.
60% of the days, working on dev stuff.
80% of the days, working on 2nd responsibility (legal documentation for clients).
From April, 60% of the 222 days working on the 3rd responsibility I got assigned in, you guessed it, April (KPI making).
So basically 70% of my job is no longer what I signed up for.
That's what I want to change this year. -
I spent 3 days trying to do some azure devops work. Finally resolved to contacting support and their engineers resolved my issue in literally less than 15 mins.
This is a Microsoft support appréciation post. Twice they have saved me in mins after days of fumbling around and over engineering my ass off.2 -
Was prepared to fight tooth and nail in recent online codesprint. Well in short, I overestimated my ability to study for tests and now i have 2 choices: study for the test that is 2 days later, or code for 2 days to maintain my rank...
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I either underestimate or overestimate my deadlines...There hasn't been a single time when I have stated deadline in a standup for a feature and finished it on that day...It's either days before deadline or mostly few days or even weeks past it😓4
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Fuuuuuuck!
Our client changed the project 3 times in 2 days!
Sometimes I wish to have a rocket launcher!
"Now we need to add a new rule in the mechanics... "
Thank you! We spent 2 days creating this shit for nothing.
Aaaargh fuck youuu!2 -
I spent last week trying to figure out estimates about how much time we'll spend in this quarter's project - like, 3 days on the schema, 4 days on the API, 5 days on the GUI etc. Why does management think that each part of the project is separate? Oh I forgot, they're management. I wonder how much work I could've done if management wasn't so obsessed in knowing metadata about the project instead of doing the project itself 🤔2
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About 3 hours wasted because I typo'd and left out an I in bidirectional.... I hate computers some days... Too literal.2
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Just discovered the H parameter in the float package after two days of dealing with latex figures... I need a break
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Passing 4 years of r&d in couple of days is pain in the ass.
Luckily there are only 10 days of this shit left.
I hope I don’t have to refuse to prolong this agony.
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He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her.
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I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ";" in my code.
#Developers7 -
Maybe the reason there's not enough hours in the days is because we came from a world where the days were longer?2
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Built a Speedreading Homebrew for PlayStation Portable back in the days... People in the metro were even asking me about it and wanted to get the 'app'.
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Realizing it's only halfway through the week, and there's another one (probably) just like it coming up in 4 days
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Converting code to swift 3.
First time I've seen build succeeded in 4 days.
Error on user log in screen.1 -
Converting code to swift 3.
First time I've seen build succeeded in 4 days.
Error on user log in screen. This ride isn't over yet. -
I always work too much in bursts. Long days of intense work when I’m deep into something, skipping lunch and breaks. Then short days when I take it easy. Would probably be better to work more evenly.3
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Aaaaaahhhhh..... I completed the 30 days google challenge in just 1 day pushing myself to the extreme point thinking the last date was 27 but they shifted the deadline by 2 days and now im sooo mad !!!
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Gone are the days when I did getActivity().shit() in a Fragment. Thanks to MVP and Dagger2. #Android1
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Participating in an online hackathon in a few days. Still don't have a single person on my team lol6
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In 2 days I will be the second oldest employee in the company, not by age, but by the time I've been here. How fun.6
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def examMonth():
for exam in exams:
while days:
if time ≥ week:
pass
elif time == days_3 or time == days_2:
book = open_book()
study(book)
else:
panic_and_devRant()
days = days - 1
def study(book):
see_open_book()
delay(minutes_10)
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In those learning days the universal solution to all systems issues -
'restart and see if that fixes' -
In the early days of my career, Adobe Dreamweaver was considered the top-notch and most advanced IDE. However, these days, it's rare to hear people talk about Dreamweaver.2
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Flutter has released. I saw it in September @ Google Dev Days in Krakow. Didn't liked it.
Same now.
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In Flutter I have to display in a ListView all the days of the current month, but starting from current day
I was thinking to get the number of days and the corresponding day (Monday, ecc.) saving them in an Array and then create the widgets dynamically in the ListView.
But I have no idea on how to achieve the corresponding day.
I need something like in the image
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Any experts in sequelize? Please message me!
I got stuck in a problem for 2 fucking days. Unable to resolve it.10 -
Last week we commenced a programming project on a machine that was being built for a customer with a view to them coming to test machine in 8 working days, we spent 2.5 days re wiring due to bad electrical design, a further two days changing mechanical design, and I have had half a day coding. We now have three days before customer comes and about three weeks work to do. Might be some long days3
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These days i learn new technology after using that in an client project. Sounds stupid , still works.
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