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was at a hackathon, had to write an app that sent current location to emergency contact. hard coded the location of where the hackathon was taking place and one of the members phone numbers. we came second14
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Found this guy at my school who was trying to impress n00bs around the place by using Inspect Element in Chrome to change the content of webpages. He was claiming that he hacked the website 😂😂😂 I'm still crying14
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I sometimes correct people's PRs from under the shower or from the toilet, but my favorite place to code are in the dune forests (Netherlands).
Most unusual place would be operating room at the hospital though, getting my leg/foot bugfixed after a car accident. I asked the surgeon if it was OK if I brought my phone in, to distract myself, so I went through some code cleanup tasks.3 -
If you come to me, and ask for my opinion about something, then you throw “You’re wrong” at my face. Then why the fuck did you ask me in the first place? Fucking cunt21
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HP you can go fuck yourself for the worlds poorest design.
Lets place a SLEEP key right next to Esc.
Naturally you reach for the top left key. Ive put my PC to sleep twice accidentally
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see you in hell mac mini, the raspberry pi is taking your place connected to the tv.
when $25 of Linux out performs $300 of apple.3 -
"I forgot how to program!"
"How could you forget what you didn't know in the first place?"
Programming class is fun.1 -
This is an old screen that I took some years ago and never had a good place to share...
Hope this helps someone to choose the right language :D
https://postimg.org/image/454565eej
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love this app.
love the new algo.
love this community.
oh... rant? this is a place to rant?
fml.
tabs. or spaces? tabs! tabs.8 -
”Are you planning on having kids in the near future?”
Literally (very) illegal to ask where I live. Too bad I was too young to understand the severity of him asking.
Worst place I’ve ever worked.8 -
At work:
"I do not get your concerns over ssl, it works fine when we use ie"
"What do you mean by xss? A regular use would not even try ans attempt something like that"
"We need to keep the txt file with the passwords there, its an internal project, the public would not even attempt to reach our site, just put them back"
Ah the many stories that I have from this place. It is an otherwise good place to work at tho, but oh well...
Me on a daily basis tho
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Hi, am new so i want to say hello!
Like this place and their people so i decide to create an account :D
Sorry for my english. Am on the way to improve it.33 -
I joined based on a friend invitation, then he didn’t attend...
It was two days hackathon...
Spent the first day trying to find any thing to do... but didn’t!
Slept in the place chatting and socializing...
In the second day, I found interesting JavaScript library, and decided to invest my time trying it...
Built a prototype in two hours, photoshop a presentation in two hours... waited 3 hours to the end of the event... present my Working POC...
Won second place and qualified to the world wide competition!2 -
Closes the devRant app just to open it again 🤦♂️🤦♂️
//Suddenly a thought hits - why the fuck did I closed it in first place?7 -
my habit to inspect any nicely done apps to understand how they achieve such greatness, I never felt more welcome when I visit the console, until i found Quizlet.
great place to leave easter eggs.. :)
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Hey everyone.
New to DevRant. I've been reading some rants, seems like the perfect place for me to be. Feels good to be a part of the community.23 -
Thank to “Weekly Rant 119” we all had to clean the place where working, eating, gaming, chilling, sex, porno watching, bugs fighting ,duck fucking, etc etc etc.
Salute to @dfox !2 -
The coffee shop isn't a secure place to talk about business confidential information. I might be at the table next to you, but I'm in your same industry.5
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is this a good place to put the devRant sticker on? I guess the geek factor will increase just a little bit...
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My last post was over a month ago about updating my CV to escape this place.
Pleased to report I got the job 😎3 -
Don't buy the "We're bleeding edge, agile and embrace devops.". Those who proclaim that the loudest are the ones that think they do, but don't.
Oh, and any place that refers to employees as "tech ninjas" or "superstars" or anything cringy like that. Stay away.
This was more how to avoid shitty places. So to find a good place to work, use this statement in your search:
if (!<this_rant>)
{
... // maybe you're lucky
}9 -
I was sad so i decided to visit the last place me and my best friend visited. Now I feel even more sad thinking about the times we had.
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First thing to do after downloading swift for linux is to obviously place the folder inside another folder named Taylor2
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I typed "goto the place..." somewhere and later realized that "go" and "to" are two different words in real life.
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Pro tip of the decade found on quora:
How to beat procrastination?
Start by this :" I will start my work in 5...4...3...2...1" and just jump of the place and go to work5 -
For fuck's sake! I just spent almost an entire workday trying to fix a bug which didn't even exist in the first place.
Well, at least now I got this to cheer me up:
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🍰
Today I navigate the devRant oceans for the 157,680,000 second.
Who knew this place would be still pumping some of the greatest devs I've come to appreciate so many years later, it's not the vibrant place it once was, but it's still full of hidden gems.1 -
Welp, I've become a supprter. :)
After a long time of thinking and considering, I think it's the best way to give back to the community. Being part of this community gave me a place I was lacking in the real world: a place to speak with other people about pretty much everything from pets to memes to just basic dev stuff, and more importantly, a place that I felt wanted me here. The community here is kind and just all around cool and I wish to continue to see people enjoy being here as much as i do. :)
Thank you for everything guys!1 -
I rant a lot when I play hockey (I am goalkeeper) ... so I thought this was the right place to stick it!
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!Dev. Just back from the supermarket. Seriously there should be a special place in hell for people who leave their trolley at right angles to the aisle. The place was full of them today. Still it was fun ramming their trolleys out of the way, preferably sending them scooting away down the aisle.
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You can say what you want but cloud services are awesome. I can literally throw my laptop in a bag, travel to the most beautiful place in the world and work from there.14
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Someone talk to me while I am busy.
Him: I think this table is in the wrong place.
Me:... Excuse me, I didn't hear you, what did you say?
Him: it's in the wrong place..
WHAT is in the wrong place motherfucker.. I didn't hear the whole sentence.. what the shit..
Someone else or it's just me?3 -
So I'm on a holiday in Germany and apparently the place where I'm staying "verifies" the connected devices to their WiFi manually
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!rant
Joined a couple hours ago. Really excited to be here, I'm not usually the social type (fb, twitter, etc) but this looks like a place that will be able to understand my frustrations !2 -
God i love this site. Because its not a place to fix problems its not a place to share knowledge its not even just programmers hanging out and talking about their projects, no this site is as close as you can get to screaming into the void and still get sympathy
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Top reason not to be a dev:
If you can't stand it when the computer does EXACTLY what you told it to, and don't have the patience, curiosity, and interest learning how to make it do the thing you wanted in the first place. 🙂1 -
Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.
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*enters in restaurant*
After 15sec new notification
*Write your review for this place, to help others*
At least let me see the godamn Menu first.
Fuck you google3 -
You know you're in the wronk place, when the prod sql table have 473 columns, 0 index, 0 keys and the frontend is made in ms access. And the only possible way to connect to the (virtualized server) database is through citrix...5
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Coding is a superpower. With it, you can bend reality to your will. You can make the world a better place. Or you can destroy it.
Source: freecodecamp2 -
Update on the noisy office situation.
I resigned today.
Not entirely sure what to do next but can't take another day at that place. :-)5 -
Received $1000 bill from google because my navigation app used google maps and the places search/autocomplete API to allow users to search for a place.
Switching to mapbox maps and places api.
#%$£€@&?10 -
I intend to MAXIMIZE the background music because the SEO GIRL has the biggest mouth ever like its a market place! What in the world?2
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The moment you realize you didn't realize how crazy your place is and you just finished twisting the plant vines around a networking / power installation that you affectionately refer to as "Skybridge-2".
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So my company was building a software to allow users to use a screen without the screen being touch itself.
It was made using a camera above the screen and then with openCV detect where the hand was.
Anyway I had to test it on the place.
And the place was a factory where they did produce pipes.
It's the biggest company in my city, and yet I was there, in the break room, coding a raspberry in winter in a factory.
The only source of heat was the fire used to melt the metal
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I'm pretty new here, but I can't begin tell you how much I appreciate feeling like a part of a dev community for the first time. It's great having a place to share, vent, and occasionally let out a fuck-filled rant.
I guess most jobs are too formal for you to be verbal and brutally honest about your experiences and frustrations -- and friends can take the honesty but do not understand the technical stuff. This place seems to be the best of both words. Cheers.3 -
One day I will renovate our summer place, bring a top team of developers, spend the summer close to nature at a beautiful place where silence fucking exists and create something awesome.2
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Seeing the people in this community is usually enough to motivate me.
There are amazing people here from all over the place. To see what they have done, and be able to talk with them is fucking inspiring.5 -
When you change 200 lines of code all over the place in a class and then realize that you forgot to pull 17 commits from origin 😖2
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Shout out to the Amazon app error page. Really would like to place this damn order, but this helps
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Looking at job ads...
"CompanyX is a fun place to work, no downers, egos, pessimists or jerks allowed."
Welcome to the wonderful world of optimistic ego-less uppers!14 -
When you snap at the other Developer because you SWEAR your bug fix push corrected the issue, to then be put back in your place...realizing the other Developer was right...humble yourself4
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While being stuck in the experiment room yesterday, I was thinking that it's the perfect place for a quickie, but then realized I got nobody to share the spot with. 😐
Fml.10 -
Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4 this year
Yahoo Answers attempted to be Quora, but it was quickly populated with some really dumb questions, leading it to be called the ‘dumbest place on the internet’
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Yay just unlocked the avatar 😀
The face expression of my avatar, is when I saw, there was no option to place a bottle of mead on the table.5 -
Xcode: Xcode is the perfect place to make Apple Watch apps!
Apple Docs: literally nothing not even a single fucking useless piece of information
Xcode again: no7 -
Recently covered pointers in class. I know how to use them/Have an understanding of what they do, but why would I need to use a pointer in the first place? What problem would need to be solved through the use of pointers?15
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Junior devs who are unable to use Google and don't respect your headphones, brutally pulling you out of the zone. There's a special place in hell for these guys.4
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It's interesting to me... a lot of the rants I see here are all like "just started this new job and this place is SO fucked". Talking about how there's no process, no source control, terrible code, etc.
I say it's interesting because most of the time the thought that goes through my head is "that sounds fun as hell!"
Like, spend as many years at a place as I have, a place where there's SO much process and SO many controls and all of that... you know, the whole "big enterprise" mindset... and the idea of being able to come in to a place that's kind of wild west and actually work to FIX the place, to have freedom to change direction and innovate and not be locked in to all sorts of rules, is kind of exciting.
(you know, assuming it's a place and a position where that's possible at all... but at this point in my career, I'd only take a position where I had that kind of authority from the start, and as long as I have the authority then I'm happy to take on the responsibility and I'm up for the challenge)8 -
im watching Zuckerbergs hearing in the eupa right now and i already want to punch Zuckerbergs face for his promisses to improve Facebook that should be standard in the first place.3
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I just spent the last 4 hours lip-syncing audio to an animation.
I forget why i was doing that in the first place...1 -
Country roads ♪
Take me home ♪
To the place ♪
I belong ♪
StackOverflow ♪
Help me right now ♪
Take me home ♪
Country roads ♪5 -
That one time I was working on the Mattis quote but wrote “everyone” instead of “everybody” by mistake so started over. Awkward place to stop, I feel. Thought I’d share.
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First day at my first not-an-internship job, and I have to leave the place due to the medical appointment 2 hours into the day. Great first impressions I'm leaving 😂8
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After first snowfall this year, I’m trying to sleep but all I hear are cars sliding all over the place on my street.
Just let me sleep.1 -
This is my favourite place to code
Great vibe
plenty of light and most important thing
i can through myself from the window if i get frustrated
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>"Maybe I should start upgrading to CakePHP4"
>*dependency hell*
>*solves dependency hell after 6 hours*
>"Finally I can get to work"
>*App has broken all over the place due to app not properly showing deprecations beforehand*
"Motherfuckers"2 -
The biggest challenge I face at work is having to sit in one place and work all day. Office feels like a prison. I miss working from home.2
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There is someone in our building who urinates like a watering can.; all over the place. Do you think I will get caught if I try to get a DNA match, or install a CCTV to catch the culprit?
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Worst thing? Absuse LINQ and not in a fun sexy way.
Entity framework > check.
LINQ query > check.
Standard IEnunerable magic > check
The developer had decided that it would be a good idea to thread the enumerable all over the place and collapse it anytime they wanted access to the data.
I know it’s a rookie mistake a lot of people make, but it was some pretty core data that ended up being used all over the place, so it was a nightmare to correct and it really impacted performance.
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I wanna work for a company that develops cool algorithms and implements them. Where the devs analyze complex issues and have to do complex problem solving. Where everyday is a challenge. Not a place where simple repetitive UI bugs are the issue at hand. Not a place where the only tasks and todos are trivial and uninteresting. Not a place where most of my coworkers are idiots.2
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I've come back to devRant after, don't know, 2 years, and I get the feeling that this place is much more... hostile than I remembered.
I understand that this is a place to let out frustrations and vent a bit, or post stories and stuff, but I browsed the comments of a few rants, and I'm surprised at how many times I see friction between users, and insults thrown around.
Maybe I shouldn't have come back here8 -
Do not, I repeat... DO NOT approve a pull request that you cannot adequately review. You're more to blame than the person who wrote the code in the first place when it fails.
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Some things should be prohibited! Such as trying to look smart luring geeks with PHP code. That does not do what you wanted to do in the first place. Idiots!
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I have no words to describe the look and feel of this website. Did the puppies at this place design their website? O_o
http://www.tripleabcpups.com/
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The problem I have with finally getting the hang of vim is that I end up expecting every place I enter text to behave the same way..3
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The new devRant long story feature is great! Very nice to have them in one place. Thanks devRant team!
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Thanks drox & trogus for the time and effort you Guys put into this place to keep it awesome. Also thanks for the Stickers :)
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If number of people using Pokemon Go tries to learn programming go the world would be much better place to code.
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Thank you to everyone who voted! STRIFE came first place in this weeks round! See you all in the finals :)
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Another day, another dollar. Well, a dollar for me... About 3000 dollars for the people billing me out to this place.1
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Navigation is most of the times placed in the top left of your screen (devrant does this aswell ). Meanwhile this is the hardest place to reach with your thumb when you're holding your phone. Whyyyy???10
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There's only one place I want to spend my summer holidays:
The black hole.
I don't know about you. But earth is already boring!4 -
Things that motivate me.
3. Money
2. The chance to make the world a better place
1. The desire to get a Penguin pet for my DevRants profile. -
People who have personal experience,
What's the best place to do micro-jobs for like $10-$50 that I can do as a freelancer in like an hour? Is Fiverr a good place?11 -
RIP fridge. You served me well but why couldn’t you last 2 more months until I get the fuck out from this subscription AaaS (apartment as a service) and move to place I own with bank moderators.
Understand that at this point I’m just leveling up my new place with bathroom and furniture attributes to be able to live there on my own.
I don’t have enough gold to buy replacement and start living in new location at the same time.
Fuuuuuuuuuck !!!6 -
When you've signed a contract to not build something similar to the customers product but their implementation sucks and you just want to make the world a better place. #Hooli7
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I know that this isn't the place to ask questions like this. Anyway, is there a easier way to do this? This code updates my age on my birthday. Also, first attempt to make anything in JS :)
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I work in a place where I don't have ssh access to the web server. No proper use of composer. I have to pull packages to my local machine and upload through ftp.3
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How did we get to the place where mobile devs who basically do 20% (the rest usually done by backend devs) earn 3 times more than the backend devs?
Makes me wanna flip out6 -
When people use the word, "technology" in place of electronics. Technology encompasses everything: shoes, compasses, etc. Yet people still feel the need to use the word only for their iPhone.
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So anyone here likes The Good Place?
I made this little Chrome and Firefox extension that replaces the cursing words as in The Good Place.
If you like the show, you'd probably want to test it ;)
Google Chrome
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...
Firefox
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/...7 -
Fuck you windows and your bizarre line endings.
^M (CR) all over the place now, fuck this, going to make an automated tool now that converts all line endings to LF5 -
Finally found the place where other deva can relate to the horror/fear of posting a question on StackOverflow1
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Happy new year everyone!
Yearly reminder to update your copyright texts.
PS: I worked at a place where I had to file a fucking Jira to get the copyright year updated in the website’s footer which was essentially a content change.1 -
Russia took the second place in the list of the most corrupt countries, because we paid the bribe not to take the first.3
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Sometimes this place!!!
It feels like click bait
A rant starts off good
I ++ it
Open the rest
Suddenly it turns to crap3 -
not actually a coworker, but I had to take the place of this guy who made the whole websites layouts in tables. in 20122
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How did pornhub pitch their idea to investors?
"...making the world a better place by enabling people watch porn faster and reliably" -
Today is the last day to sign up for the unofficial devRant hackathon.
Link:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/...
We only are 5, so it probably won't take place7 -
I went to state competitions, had 9 compile errors in my code, said screw it I'm turning it in, didn't worry the rest of the day while having fun, didn't place, didn't care1
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People be like: “We don’t use comments cause good code should explain itself”
Then proceed to use complicated app architectures with classes all over the place.
Fuck.7 -
devRant Stickers arrived. One of them already found place on my MacBook :) Not sure where to put the others yet. Thanks @dfox
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Quite sure, that there's a special place in hell waiting for the guy, who made the cmd+Q comb so close to the alt+Q (@) on the mac layout.5
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!rant
Since I only have internet access via mobile phone on the way, the bandwidth varies from place to place.
Only one suggestion for all those who use NPM and do not have the space to clone the entire repository (almost 2 TB) or have a slow internet connection.
Modserv (https://github.com/wmhilton/modserv). Works flawlessly and saves a huge amount of data volume.
I've been using it for almost six months without a single problem. -
Probably the autosave feature in our medical eForm application. You might think that doesnt sound unnecessary, but it was built to solve a problem that shouldnt have existed in the first place.
Autosave was put in place to rescue as much data as possible in the event that the app randomly crashed while a paramedic was filling in a form.
So in one sense it was a necessary feature because the app was so unstable. But on the other hand, if the app was built properly it would never have been needed.1 -
The statement is : if you ever feel useless, then you haven't seen this simplification, well... just see who will be more useless to solve it at same place again...
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Where's the safest place to be when a atomic war start? on some island in the pacific right? I'll go there.1
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Best place to code: Home! In my bed !
Why ? : Simple ! I can take a quick nap when i am tired and wake up with the solution !6 -
Hello everybody! 😎 I just joined devRant and am so happy to be here with all of you. 🎉 Looking forward to joining in on the incredible conversations taking place. 🐱🏍
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Been at my parents place (in Ostrfriesland) over the weekend.
Only had to fix 2 phones and their printer!
New low score for a long time.1 -
Epiphany.....
After crash and burns all through FB, Twitter and Instagram, I've got to admit, the only place a dev can actually get any likes is devRant!
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Sad to say, but StackOverflow became a worse place after the *everyone is welcomed* goal. I see way more stupid questions and 2010-like questions getting +3 votes. Wth2
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The worst is on an ATM Card,
"This ATM card is property of the bank if found please return it"
No place to explain how to use it2 -
You know what's bullshit? Clients who take all their time to reply something, to the point where you even forget you tried to reach them in the first place and expect for you to answer/fix something right in the second. Fuck them.
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Colleague asks me to use github to help manage the co-producing of the project. I create github account and place the project's starting files on a repo. He does not use github afterwards...5
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Thank you so much guys! They're here and now the hardest decision is where to place them 😂
Keep up the awesome work! @dfox
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If only clients could understand the frustration of implementing things which don't seem to fit in the natural order of software development, then the world would be a better place.1
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How to remain calm when you're asked about an "update" of the work, which never was assigned to you in the first place?6
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It’s the only thing I know.
Allows me to be lazy sitting at the same place and work.
Has paid the bills consistently over the past several years.2 -
Typical insurance company BS approach.
Listening to xmas music, Spotify ad kicks in about 'just being "hacked"':
Buy our cyber security insurance product to quickly recover and retain liquidity in case of a cyber security beach.
Not a single word about preventing the incidents in the first place...
Lucky to work in a place that doesn't skimp on IT.5 -
I have to stop refactoring everything. 4 weeks on one of my private projects and I'm still on the same place. But I have refactored the code like 4-5 times now ...2
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The masculine urge to skew a scredriver in the lungs of the very funny colleague who place several random return statements inside their function
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"Please stop importing the resources so fast, our servers can't keep up"
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I really like the quality of the devrant stickers and I'd like to order some from the same place for my startup. Would @dfox be so kind as to let me know the supplier? Much appreciation in advance. :)2
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The monotony of begging management for budget to retrofit unit tests which should have been there in the first place is starting to piss me off.
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Music videos and random things that come to mind and I feel like I have to check and then end up getting really far from what I was looking for in the first place.1
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The year my first fucking research paper is published, every fucking thing goes online
I fucking wanted to visit the motherfucking place
And it's in mid June anyways
Not that problematic (as the current predictions go)1 -
I guess I'm the only one on here who doesn't have devRant stickers...*goes to place my order*....along with a devRant shirt.7
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Client emails and asks why a certain element appears on particular page of their website. I respond by saying that they'd asked me to place it there. I then find and forward them the email in which they requested that I place the element on the page. Client replies to forwarded email, "What is this in relation to?".
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Oh look I'm posting the same thing again because all logical patheways lead to the same fucking place.
Sort of binary tree with a few keys added visualized.
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Study all nite for an interview, come early to the university to find a quiet place to peacefully take the interview. The interviewer does not join the call for 2 hours. The hr does not reply in the above period.Hungry sad sleepy above all insulted.4
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Hello guys, where is the best place to keep updated with latest codes, and code tricks? For Android, php etc... Any language it does matter2
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I think I need more human interaction .... Anyone want a drink ?
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Okay Google, the "missing" info is missing an option to include the missing search keywords again. Why do you think I used those keywords in the first place?
Can't we get a decent search engine in 2022?6 -
Hey guys.
Doing my first tutorial... (starting slow). Need help with translation.
How is the item in the picture called in English? It's a plastic bag to place papers and documents inside
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I'm stuck in a rented apartment in my work-city and working from 'home' during the quarantine. Now, the owner wants me to leave for a month while he shuts down the place - right after the quarantine ends - when I HAVE TO GO TO OFFICE.
:]5 -
At work, when I try to find the best place to implement some code, I read the current code to get why it's here, and if I'm at the right place to do my stuff.
Sometimes the previous dude writes a shitty code because, well, Drupal 8 and he didn't have much choices to make his stuff work.
But some other times just reading the code feels like double checking if I did all my vaccinations. When these moments occure, I activate the annotate mode in PHPStorm so I can see who wrote this piece of dumb shit code, so I can insult him in my head while doing my stuff.
Sorry pal, I'm not paid enough to write a WORKING code for you at your place, but at least you'd know that if you were drowning, I'd share my point of view about this planet's overcrowding. Fucker. -
Today there was a question on the react native forum asking how to map an array..... ([].map(mapFunction))
1) it's the wrong place for the question
2) like 80% mentioned ramda, lodash, underscore :(7 -
Anyone got some special tips to get the top place on Google advertising? I already try to pay more, somehow my client still end up second11
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> You have found an even better place to make the code changes than I had indicated in the FR. Well done!4
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Go to this place on maps https://goo.gl/maps/8HUBBxJuvaS2
There's a link to their webpage, click the link, download the file and open it with a text editor.
Wtf 😂🙄5 -
When you have to work in a team that are all vegetarian and you want to hit the new Pho place for beef ramen at lunch!
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My favorite place to work is my University. It has a really nice Library and it's really quiet
I feel relaxed when I'm coding there except when is the ending of the semester jaja those days the library is full and rarely you can find a place to stay -
Me to my code:
"""
Baby can I run you tonight?;
And maybe if told you the right words;
Wooo at the right place;
We'll debug... X2;
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The deepest, darkest place in hell is reserved to the people who wrote the Drupal documentation.
Fucking cms hell. -
Wait.. how the fuck did Jase get @Jason username?
Does that mean @Jason left dR?
Damn fuck! Another good friend I am trying to connect left the place.6 -
I'd love to be in a place where the act of meticulously engineering a product is highly valued, as opposed to places where they just want to get things done.3
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I know the world doesn't owe me anything but why is it so fucking hard to get a job in this industry?? Unless you have a few years experience in a job behind you. Well if I can't get a fucking coding job in the first place how the fuck am I supposed to get work experience. The world is deluded fucked up place. Rant over!8
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Going back to coding with earbuds in reminds me why I got noise cancelling over ear headphones in the first place.
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DevRant isnt the right place to use a easy password... Which is why i changed it from 1234 to 123456...13
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Scratch away the PCB trace that was initially connected and solder a wire straight to the IC pin to connect it it to the place you want1
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There's a special place in hell for those who turn the lights on next to you when you are trying to sleep or listens to music without headphones on on the bus.1
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Could someone explain to this old fart what the kiki and bouba thing I keep seeing around the place is all about? Is it something to do with Köhler's work, or just something the urban dictionary hasn't yet catalogued?5
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After years of experience I still find my self learning python from the official docs, it's the best place to learn python 😘😘🥰💕3
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TMW you realise the only projects that got me somewhere were my side ones. Everything else I've built for other people is either defunct or never came to life in the first place.2
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This question is for the 25-40 years age range.
Are you making an effort to save up for retirement? Or do you have a plan in place for that?24 -
I walk past the datacenter where our stuff is on my way to work and I go nerd spotting in their parking place...
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Not a rant, of course, because life is amazing but I have a question.
Any of you guys and gals heading to Cambridge for PiWars (21 - 22 April)?
piwars.org
My wife and I will there helping out and possibly even judging the robots.
Apparently there is even a place to have daytime pints nearby.
You fucks should come and say hi + it's freaking Cambridge...place is dope AF.1 -
I love that moment in the company when my opinion does not matter about but the time gives the reason to the crazy tech guy that nobody listen in first place4
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Never disturb a programmer in heat !
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[RIP to all the lives lost in Uri and NYC.
this planet has no place for terrorism.]
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Weirdness is realizing the place you're working is a place you were being watched by some clone of lady you work with for a day while your aunt and mom were working. And of course you were too young to realize this didn't make sense
And now you have to wonder in what way they were working because they weren't young and pretty so they wouldn't fit into the other category7 -
!rant
When connecting your laptop to an external monitor do you place your laptop to the left or right of the monitor?6 -
What the fuck is the "package management" of Golang.
It is impossible to delete a fucking dependency and why do I have to do that shit in the first place, I just want to use a fucking fork of my own. It's hilarious.6 -
While I read your posts I realize that I need to improve my workplace at home. About the question: For me the best place to code is my home because I live alone2
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I really don't like the approach that the elementary OS developers took to their system. A closed system like that is antithetical to the whole concept of building on an established base... Which is what they're bloody well doing in the first place!4
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Why TypeScript and Angular2 encourages you to link scripts directly from node_modules folder? What happens when you move the project to server(you know...the place that doesn't know about that folder). And how's the bundling gonna work?
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Just enrolled myself in Andrew Ng's Machine Learning course at Coursera for the summer, is it a good place to start? Any recommendations?
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Used XSLT for the first time at work. It seems like it can be a pretty powerful tool in the right situation, but I'm not too happy that I have to use it in the first place.2
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I think I'm reaching the point of being willing to take a pay cut to transfer away from this and any other place using MarkLogic. It's just the giant dumpster fire topping off the rest of this place.1
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our office software has the shittiest documentation. no problem! i love to browse all the subfolders to find where to place a serial letter template! why would someone want to do this in the first place?
if someone working in the german medical field: i can not recommend eva/viva for some other reasons as well. -
The fact that the Wordfence plugin exists kind of admits to everyone WordPress is not very secure in the first place...
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Manipulating the spec by taking shortcuts and having certain config values do the same thing at a different place to cut down on code bloat. Let's hope the customer is happy with it.
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DevRant is the only place where people can rant there way through to reach top upvote receiver.
Or is it not the 'only' place?2 -
I called a recruiter and asked to reschedule an interview because I stayed up all night working on a deadline. He begged me to go anyway but I totally bombed the interview which took place during my lunch break and ran over an hour causing more stress. By the way I didn't want to work there anyway. This is not really a recruiter rant because I should have said no to the interview in the first place.1
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Welcome to school. In my case the place where you are getting teached design and the teachers don't know what the hell svg is. And teach you that gif animations are the best way to implement buttons on your website. 😂3
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`Holy shit never turn on caught exception breakpoints in vs code for node !
and the one place i need the damn code to break, it doesn't break !1 -
Is there any place like Dev rant but for networks ? And anyone know how to make the smallest lamp stack. Any help is appreciated. :)9
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Just resolve an error by deleting the values that were causing it that I have no idea how they got there in the first place.
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If you use a fucking editor plugin to insert semicolons for you, why even insert them in the first place? They're fucking optional, goddamn it5
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How your company keeps you motivated?
Is that required to be motivated and happy AF each day at the place you work?5 -
Google maps: how would you rate that place you visited last week?
User gives 5-star rating, clicks submit button.
Google (in an e-mail a few hours later): Your rating isn’t posted: "Unknown place" - What happened
The place you posted about was removed from Google services like Maps and Search.
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WINDOWS REFUSES TO INSTALL TO EXTERNAL DRIVES. I ONLY FIGURE THIS OUT AFTER SPENDING 2 DAYS TRYING TO GET THE INSTALLER RUNNING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ASufhaiusbfgauygb6 -
@dfox The feed button on web frontpage is sort of invisible up in the corner. Expected place for "read without the app" is below the app symbols (in my mind). Also "Get the app to +1, post and comment" seems like an outdated remark(?)
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! rant
so i finally got back to Control (the game), since i finally got the dlcs.
finished the main story long time ago, even though i didn't finish all the sidequests, so i'm kinda doing that now before starting the dlc.
it might be just that i didn't explore all the nooks and crannies of the oldest house before, since even the place where the "hunt down and finally fire Tomassi" was a place i haven't been to before, and all question marks on the map (and i assume that place was there even before the dlc, because the quest existed too), but i'm noticing a surprising amount of unvisited rooms now, and i assume at least some of them were added by the dlc.
which made me think: how cool that the lore of the game just enables them to add new extensions to the building without breaking it because just yeah, they appeared recently, it's the oldest house...
however i still hope that maybe at least after 100%ing the main game, the place will get to some more... homely state? i'd love a state where it would feel at least a bit more like a place i'm in charge of, and less than a battlefield perpetually in progress.
anyways, still a great game, i forgot how nice it feels to be in that place. looking forward to the dlcs, just have to find the proper time and mood to immerse in it fully.19 -
Let's say that you are given the opportunity to go back or forward in time, anytime you want, anywhere you want, but it has to be a specific date, time and place, and it's a one time offer. You can stay there for an hour, and you will be invisible and unable to interact with your environment. What time and place do you choose?6
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Thought we moved in to a nice place but then the car noise from outside main road is killing us at night.
What can be done to fix this?11 -
Some days it's hard to believe the world ever existed heh maybe the place I call hell would be nicer now. Ha3
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Spent an hour today trying to start arch update because gstreamer0.10 made me first delete a buttload of packages. Why did I even install it in the first place 😩
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How to handle a "Mr/Mrs -KNOW-IT-ALL " or The "I know everything and anything" kind of person in a work place ?5
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Where is the best place, on an android app that lists user transactions, to place a sort & filter icon that will make an overlaying filter layout?
Also if you guys know a good place to get android UI/UX material please place links below.
This has stressed me all week. TIA2 -
Where do you place your desktop tower so it doesn't suck up dust. Per a previous rant, @sunfishcc was right there is a vent at the bottom and probably a very bad idea to place it on cardboard.... Or carpet. But what would be the best?
Would putting it on top of plastic be better?5 -
This Pub in Budapest would make a good place for a Meetup.
May the pointers to the beverage never lead to null.
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mh, how much space i have in a post?? :D
first place is for an app to match students and mentors of my free learning community, secons place to the book listing app i creare to learn redux when it came out haha
midi controller with web audio api and well, the my biggest skeleton in the cupboard: Migrate my organization website from jekyll to hugo! -> it will never happen, i know! -
So I'm kind of stuck this semester in my third computer science degree year.
Most subjects could have been interesting but 4 out of 5 teachers suck... I was thinking how to get motivation and dev rant is the place! I'm enjoying this place.
I'm doing my last year in California and want to get involved in a programming project or something. Could anyone recommend me a place or something?
Thank you in advance!
(Sorry for the long post)1 -
Being lazy sometimes and writing type definitions after I’m done developing something rather than before (hence wasting time as doing that work is meant to help with the development process in the first place...)
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I want to take my Certified Kubernetes Admin exam, but need to brush up on the exam material. Other than the Linux Foundation, what's the best place to learn this material from?1
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HI DEVRANT WORLD :D
I finally finished my 3D modeled/printed rubik's cube
now i just need a good place to upload the files so I can track the downloads, I already have it on grabcad, does anyone else know of another site I can place the files on??? please help1 -
Q: Where's the best place to find horribly corny dev puns?
A: Devrants late at night
seriously you guys are killing me
ngl i chucked at a few tho
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