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That moment after you do a fresh install of an OS and think "Wow everything is so fast and so much space"
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I love my new old-fashioned typewriter like keyboard! Works like a charm and makes fantastic noise each time I press a letter.
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A new way of making bad commits:
alias fuckit='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
Its like Russian roulette with commit messages!24 -
Looks like I'ma deploy a new server tonight - a quadcore beast with 16GB of RAM. Let the funsies begin! 😁
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This actually happend in my secondary school class. A new guy came to our class. The whole family moved from another city.
*new guy want to start conversation with me*
new guy: "So you into computers and stuff like that?"
me: "Yes" *seems like a cool guy , want to develop the conversation further* "what about you man? do you like computers? do yo program or smth?"
*new guy wants to look cool in front of me*
new guy: " Yeah dude, actually I am hacker"
*me saying to myself, oh fuck not again this shit*
he continues with: " Once I got into the NASA system"
*switches mode to making fun of him*
me: "what the fuck man? really? that´s freaking cool, how you manage to do that? "
new guy: " you know the thing when you press F10 when starting a comupter? "
me: "You mean BIOS?"
new guy : "yeah yeah man through that shit"
* I am done, laughing my ass off and walks away*1 -
Launching a new service today:
https://wedontcare.host
If you don't like the front end, I couldn't care less!50 -
Me: Mom, I'm learning a new programming language
Mom: How is it called
Me: go
Mom: do u like it?
Me: yes, it's pretty
Mom: do u like it more than linux?
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Installed VS Code, have to say, i like it a lot. Even though it's a Microsoft product.
My new favorite editor.28 -
> Manager gives me new ticket.
> This seems like a ticket Dingus would do.
> Remember Dingus got fired a month ago.
> Realize I’m the new Dingus.4 -
For new or young devs
If you think you're like a 8/10 in a language........ you're probably a 2
#newdevs #behumble4 -
Your first day at work be like:
"If your new team doesn’t use git, announce your resignation immediately and walk out."4 -
Wtf how am I seeing job postings for senior blockchain developers with 8+ years of experience? Aint this shit like super new??12
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Mum: "What's that?"
Me: "A book on the new version of JavaScript."
Mum: "Is that like Java?"
Me: "..."
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New girl at work: "I like using internet explorer"
Me: "F youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!".....In my head, but breath out, smile and say "hmm k"9 -
NOT A RANT!
No jack in new pirates of carribean trailer. Looks like everyone is following apple's example2 -
Wow Google's new " portal gun " icon looks a lot like a bus. Either that or the bus is reaaally fast.
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Like the new feature on Google Play Store where the changelog can be directly seen in a dropdown on the updates page.
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I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS BUY NEW STUFF WHEN THEIR OLD THINGS WORK PERFECTLY FINE!
FFS PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT NOWADAYS! I MEAN, FIRST THEYRE LIKE, oh we need to save the planet bla bla.... THEN THEIR LIKE!
OMFG! NEW IPHONE X WOLOLO MUST HAVE! OMG MY OLD PHONE IS WORKING PERFECTLY FINE BUT ITS THE NEW IPHONE OMG!
I MEAN! COME FUCKING ON! WHAT IDIOTS! IF ITS WORKING, KEEP IT!
#NoHomo12 -
Am I being completely ignorant? I like to think of programming like construction (worked for 9 years in that industry) when I learn a new language I approach it the same way as using a new tool. I don't feel like I'm learning a new "trade", just a new way to do the same things i already know how to do using a different method. I feel like a lot of programmers have trouble picking up new languages/frameworks because the THINK it is completely new...where as learn a new TRADE (devops, database arch, design etc) is something completely new/different6
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Switched banks, got new e-banking, unable to set up a new password.
It contains invalid characters.
IT'S A FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE HASHTAGS OR EVEN HAVE FUCKING SPACES IN IT IF I FEEL LIKE IT.7 -
Dude from old job who treated me like shit messaged me to implement 2 new features. I quit like half a year ago now. Ok i guess.6
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The new google site looks like something i woulda made when i was 12 and discovered border-radius10
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Hello World! (LOL),
Anyways, jokes aside. I am new to this app and I like to meet the community here!8 -
When the new iPhone has "The highest pixel density in an iPhone yet" and "Most ambitious chip ever in an iPhone", like they'd make a new iPhone with a slower processor and a worse display?6
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finished learning a framework/plugin.. *feel like boss* 😎
bam! new version with breaking changes.. *feel like sobbing* 😭7 -
I always end up being too busy working on a new features that I forget git commiting every feature so I always end up comitting something like "lots of new stuff idk lol"7
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I really like the new Microsoft's WinUI website.
You have an instant insight of the quality of their UI.
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I wonder if devrant actually uses a `new Rant()` class in the source code like it does on the sticker2
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After 2 interviews and an make home and pitch project...
'Sorry we were not really looking for a new frontend developer'
Like... How?!?!4 -
!rant
Devrant makes me feel like I have tons of friends. Every new message my phone is vibrating 😅5 -
Look i have new space for new sticker
Hmmp
Im thinking devRant sticker would be there.
Help me to reach this post 20 +++
1 like = 1 prayer
Haha
😂😂😂
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The wildest part about the new Algo algorithm is that I'm now getting notifications from rants that I made from like 3 weeks ago. It's kinda of like a royalty check.3
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Stop calling people by their old occupation titles. .
Please address them by using their new titles accordingly
and they will like it their job more.
OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist*
OLD: *Petrol attendant*
NEW: *Fuel transmission engineer*
OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Controller*
OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*
OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*
OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*
OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Teacher*
OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Director*
OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*
OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Director*
OLD: *Prostitute*
NEW: *Practical Sexual Relations Officer*
OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Relocation Officer*
OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*
OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestics Managing Director*
OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Chemist*
OLD: *Gossip*
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Director*
Which one got you more?13 -
Guy1-Have you seen the new iPhone ?
Guy2-Yeah, blablabla like Samsung
Guy1-Blablabla
Guy2-Like Microsoft
Me-OMG STFU no one cares3 -
!rant. Encouragement for those feeing impostor syndrome like I am right now with a new employer. Source +
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/mhOvDs
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Don't start crying when you feel programming is not for you. Learning new is always hard. Just "behave" like a Rhino.6
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We hired a new senior dev. The lead architect is going over basic bit branching and commits with him. This new job already feels like a dumpster covered in petrol.3
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Was so confused what the new walrus operator did. Why don't the docs give a simple comparison example like this?
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When the cute new developer next to you might like you, but you find out she doesn't like using Git.8
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Never though much of MOOC like Udemy and coursera. Boy was i wrong. I never learned cool new subjects like docker, cubernetes and reactjs that fast:)! It even gives me more oppertunities for a new job! Never Give up learning new tech guys :)1
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Yei, I've bought a domain like "mysurname.me" and setup a new email at ProtonMail like "name@surname.me".
How many of you have such an email? :312 -
How I want my Git history to look like:
New Feature - Step 1
New Feature - Step 2
Adjustments
...
How my history looks instead:
Super massive Mega Feature
Fixes
Fixes
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Drilled holes and put some new bolts in my laptop to fix the hinge. Kind of looks odd but I like it😂
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Going to bed like... I can't wait to continue this new feature I'm working on. But I need sleep. Decisions, decisions... ,,🤔
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Like restaurants in New York, you can learn a new Javascript framework every month for 15 years and never learn the same framework twice
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I really like Stack Overflow's new design. I specially like how they mix Times New Roman and Comic Sans, it's really seamless...
Such UX, much design, very nostalgia
Furthermore, I think we can all agree that
Purple 90's Theme > Dark Theme
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2017 ends in just days. 2018 picks up where it left. What new skill would you like to add to your hat?21
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I've just got a new job, and I'm SUPER NERVOUS...
it's everyone like that or just me ?!
It's a back-end JOB !!3 -
Every new framework be like: 'We are new and better and faster and better. Change quickly cause we are the future.'
Me: But whyyy are you better? 🤔😫4 -
Perhaps the most obvious case of "just like... but different". When you don't even bother thinking of a new name.
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Making backwards compatible websites for IE8 and back honestly feels like releasing the new blockbuster in VHS..2
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*Send 2 mockup options for new component*
Them: Nice! I'm torn, which one do you like?
Me: I like the first.
Them: Great, lets go with the second!
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Elon musk starts new companies like I start new projects.
I like that he's doing AI research, but it's annoying that the day after he tweets something, everybody's telling me that Elon Musk already invented true AI.
These companies are basically just think tanks, so why not call them that?4 -
Got a new guy. Having a dumb meeting. New guy is humblebragging. It is making the dumb meeting longer. I feel angry. Like Warren Moon must have felt in 1995. He is a PhD. That's probably why. Ugh.1
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The new devRant vote info is great! Improvements like this is one reason we all love devRant! Thanks devRant team for implementing this.
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When you get lazy about learning new stuff...
I realized this is like a marriage and I'm not spontaneous enough anymore.1 -
I know that this will bring me many new enemy's but I'll just say it.
I like Mercurial more than Git.4 -
IMAO, a new programming language/technology is like a new cute girl at your school/workplace. We give it a lot of attention and tend to ignore older programming languages/technologies2
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Soo there's this new language in town.
It says it looks like ruby but runs like c.
Any one tried crystal yet?
Is a compiled language but with all the funky features.3 -
I saw a video by Bloomberg regarding Osaka University's new robot named Erica
...
looks like we're losing receptionists in hotels my friends -
My boss decides on new languages/frameworks almost each new project...
These are the number of different languages/frameworks we are at...
Back end:
5
Frontend:
4
Sometimes it looks like he is trying to even out by 10 :)2 -
New team in new company is awesome, no meetings for standup just post in slack channel, less meetings = work feeling less like work for me4
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Well I thought only windows got this kind of problems.. seems like my mba does not like its new time machine volume :(
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I've come up with a new Linux setup I'd like to name "Masochist Linux".
- TinyCore
- i3
- Vim with custom bindings
- Dvorak keyboard layout3 -
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.
Didn't server industry and technology get a little.. stale?
I mean, just look at similar industries
For example - mobile phones, they are everywhere now and each year we get new technology, the new big thing and whatnot.
Other example - gaming, VR came up moderately recently to a usable state, we got a great influx of flexible languages like C#, Java etc.
New engines to build games on top of, new graphical apis like Vulkan and whatnot.
..and Servers? It feels like the last big thing (and makes me feel like the only one) was Cloud Storage.
wdyt?11 -
I really like how there is something new everyday that you can do to protect your privacy even more 😄3
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Started a new job recently and feel like I don't know anything compared to everyone else, only got a years commercial experience but feel like I should know more! Anybody else ever feel like this when they were starting out? How do you overcome it?6
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New favourite quote...
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Joseph Campbell -
Like to use devrant on company system too.. but my fucking new place just in front of manager. It seems like whole galaxy is sitting behind me to watch what I do :|3
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When I realized that programming is the greatest way to make one's living, that I will never love anything more than programming, and that every feature and quirk in a new language is like a new friend.
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London feels like a calmer version of New York or my native Chicago. I'm starting to get tempted to work here.
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I was wondering !
As a computer geek I would like to know everything from mathematics to programming , robotics and machine learning but as I go , new technologies appear and it's
just like an endless while loop!
I don't mean I wanna stop learning new things but just looking for a more effitient way for doing this!
Any idea about this?1 -
hey do you know if there is a JavaScript libary for naming newly created files acording to user convention? Instead of "Unamed file".
Like [DATE]_[0000]_[NAME]_[SIZE].[Filetype] --> 20210708_0001_Pictureofme_1000x1000.jpg
There is a brand new service of the swiss post office that scans all your mail. But in the app it says only "unnamed document" for each new letter.
I'd like to suggest them, that you can set up a naming convention for each new pdf to my liking.
thank you 🙂
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New job at new company
Going over current systems
Oh boy
I don't know if I'm excited for the challenge or scared that they have lived with the system like this for that long.3 -
All my seniors in office approving my brand new created UI/UX
For a young professional like me, Happiness!! 😎😇 -
The Hydra regrows three heads for every head chopped off. Just like fixing bugs. For every fixed bug three new pop up.
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Are you guys using the new Twitter night mode? It just came available on iOS and I really like it so far :)
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I don't like the "hype" culture/algorithm tech industry follows these days, like seriously.
I watched Marvel Spiderman 2's new trailer and now most of my YouTube recommendations is filled with "I spotted THIS in the new trailer" or "OMG Peter said what in the new trailer?" related videos.
And my Google feed is now full of "MSM2 will have this villain" or "Peter Parker faces off new villain in MSM2" news articles.
I get it, I am interested in this product, but It doesn't mean that I have forgotten about my previous interests and potential new topics I may be interested in.4 -
"please like our new post on LinkedIn"
AGH fuck off asking every employee to like your shitty "oh we hired some one new" posts
I don't fucking care that it then seems like an active company. I like shit only if I actually like it... Not some boring ass shit post
Also stop trying to micro manage your employees... Like actually wtf...1 -
Do you have those little success moments while coding? Like the feeling of avoiding a new bug because of a test failing 😍2
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The new Android messages color changes using Google material design 2 looks like the Easter Bunny shat all over my phone.3
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My Current goals:
1. get new glasses for first time in 4 years
2. get permit then license then get my first car
3. get a new job that doesn't make me wanna kill myself every day and i actually feel like i'm doing something (car opens up distance opportunities)
4. figure out new goals1 -
These days, it seems like every new startup builds their entire development on top of the OpenAI API and be like: "We've just launched a revolutionary AI platform!"
Whereas the 99,000 others:
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How can I turn off “new comments on a rant you posted” notification. I mean in app notification like this;
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You know when someone starts a new project and messes it like there's no tomorrow and then you come along and inherit this mess? I like that! It's called masochism.2
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Finally managed to get my website up and running after a week of going back and forth with Hostgator. I'm really excited about it even though I know it's not quite ready and needs more work.
Even so, please have a look and tell me what you think :)
www.rodev.org14 -
Changing jobs is like opening new box full of candy. Everybody likes candy but not everyone likes every kind of candy.
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Day #1: You start working on something new, you feel stupid because you don't know anything.
Day #2: You learned the basic concepts. Start feeling so well.
Day #3-9...: Start feeling like you know everything.
Day #?: You start something new, you feel like the last piece of shit un the world.
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I like my partners how I like my passwords.
A new one every 3 months, and a different one on every site.10 -
I like there's a new ECMAScript version but ECMAScript 2015 didn't replace ECMAScript 5 as BrowserJS
huh the more you know -
Like the last 100 weeks:
1. Be a better person
2. Learn something new every day if you can.
3. Get older :( -
School starts again next week and, so far, they didn't manage to publish the new schedule on their website.
Like fuck, I'd kinda like to know, in which room to go on Monday.1 -
When did you guys start to learn a new language?
Right now I only know C++ and I'd like to learn a new language but I never have the time8 -
Learning an algorithm and data structure for a month and forgetting about it after exploring a new language be like🤦
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People have good coding style right up until they use a new language, then it's like they're back at uni. Having to explain basic things like good names or what should be a member variable, don't add comments like "sets variable x"2
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When someone specifies file path of file as below
File fileToRead=new File("C:\Users\You\Desktop\testfiles.Zip\test.txt");
Compiler be like
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CodingRoom room = new CodingRoom();
room.lights = true;
// or
room.lights = false;
// how do you like it?12 -
Two years ago, i made my graduation and started my training as system administrator. Today I got an email in my inbox; subject: like to help us?
My former IT teacher / admin asked me if I would like to create the new IT infratructure for the new school building. I never thought, that I ever go happily back to school %)1 -
So I got my stress with unity settled a bit..
But what the fuck are these default coordinates on like every new object in the scene, using 2D?
Shit like (-0.4876651, -0.02003769, 0.0546875) dafuq.:D -
Just firing up a new war which will be just as important in a few decades (if not today already) like Vim&Emacs.
So: Do you use 'string' or "string" in languages like JS, Python, ...?
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Angular? React? Vue? Polymer? ..?
What do you like the most and why?
Wanna start a new project and can't decide, as always6 -
Honestly I think you'll run out of new focus questions.
I'd be ok with seeing something different like current trending tags. -
Needed semi annual clean out temp files for user in Windows 10 because login is slow fix.
https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us...
I always forget where this is or what it is called. There should be a button for this. There was 20 gigs sitting in there. Reminds me of Windows 95 days and registry cleanout.8 -
Working from development environment. New API module works like a charm.
Migrated to production. Whole CRM breakes down.
Migraine intensifies. -
Can we like stop making new Frameworks every month and just take a break for like 2 years, cause Gawd Damn! 😣; It should be illegal to make a new Framework in the next 2 years🙂2
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Learning a new programming language is a lot like putting on a new pair of underpants. At first it's restrictive but then it becomes a part of you!4
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Like my new air condicioner?
Preparing for a 10 C degrees incrise in teo days.
Beta version works, now for a boxed version.1 -
Hi I’m new here. It’s so weird. Like employers have insanely high requirements and demand knowledge of different frameworks as well.1
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Well, I really like the new devRant app design BUT damn ... I can't stop swiping from left to right ...
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Didn't see any rant about Apple's new declarative UI framework: SwiftUI. Looks a lot like Flutter, but I'm still new in flutter so I'm not sure that way of creating UI, why is it better that way? Or it is just like Oranges and Apples, choose what fits your needs?9
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I’d either advise a small break where you just focus on other hobbies for a few and let yourself relax,
or I would say learn something new like a new programming language, or a new area of programming (like game development or web development) and just try to make your own projects and stuff that you find fun or new,
or maybe focus on something different in tech, like try IT, Networking, Security, etc.
I suppose it would depend on the person/circumstance.2 -
We're moving our services to a new app interface, and it drives me crazy when a BA tells me to make something look like the old, terrible app because "user's won't like a change." You're making a whole new app! You can fix the terrible appearance and functionality issues! Take advantage of this!
It's starting to feel like I'm putting together an awful Frankenstein's Monster of code and components. -
I love it when I manage to fix one bug and then 9 new appear, like a Hydra. Mythology at its finest.3
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Looking to get another keyboard and would like to hear some recommendations. I’d like something low profile if possible. Currently using a Keychron K3, which I do really like but I would also like to try something new.6
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Took few weeks break from coding, social media and stuff like that. And holy cow things have changed. Over 9k new rants here, bunch of new js frameworks, Instagram got some security issues..
I'm just amazed.7 -
I'm a boy, and i falling love with my new profile avatar.
i wish i could find a girlfriend like this.12 -
Do you guys know any rss-feeds that publish news about Windows, like new updates, found vulnerabilities...2
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thinking of learning a new programing language anything easy for a python "dev"?
would also like if jetbrains has an ide for it6 -
Anyone else have the new MacBook pro, and feel like they are working off of the flying spaghetti monster?1
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Who else likes refactoring more than writing new code?
I really like improving a system, rather than writing something completely new. Maybe it‘s because of my inescapable fear of introducing a myriad of bugs.2 -
I fucked up my Windows installation by moving AppData to a secondary (1TB HDD) drive... dude... I wish they started a new and better Windows without all the backwards compatibility shit for new computers like mine, so we can do not complex, but not simple shit like freaking moving a "system" folder (that should only be for *apps data*).9
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So Stack Exchange (parent of Stack Overflow) is trying to add new features to help new users feel welcomed there and people are still behaving like there is a threat to their cult.
"You should be nice to everyone, not just new user"
So why don't you remember that when you deal with a new user?
https://meta.stackexchange.com/q/... -
I wanna talk about the obsession that precedes every new personal project.
I keep thinking about it, searching, getting new ideas and more features, pulling my hair, and laughing like a mad scientist. I think I might be crazy.1 -
I think this is the best "forum" to meet people that is like u, I mean that has almost the same idea and that do the same thing. I love communities like this one!!!!!
And do u like my new avatar? -
I think I'm the only one who doesn't like the new black theme... I think I'll stick with the current dark instead3
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What's up with the new android update, everything is like big. Did they just changed one line of code like increase everything to big size ...lol3
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new Google Pixels owners — do you like them? I mean those that have Google's Tensor SoC. Also, did you try Graphene OS? Did you like it?3
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Is it possible to automate connecting new chromecast to wifi for the first time ?
I am interested in program that will detect new device and configure it.
It could also work by connecting new chromecast to computer usb port.
Anyone seen something like that ?3 -
I try to find new stuff which is related to what I already know or is close. I like learning new technologies and techniques 😄. By this I continuously gain more knowledge thereby making me a better developer.
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I'd like to make a board game (with cards essentially) with a web technology and take the occasion to learn a new tech.
For now I know pure js, jquery, java servlets, jsp, MVC5 and razor. I would like to learn something lean, new, powerful and useful in a job perspective. Any suggestions?9 -
Everybody's waiting for the new iPhones.
And I'm like: Hmm ... the iPhone SE is now cheaper 🤔 *places order*3 -
I'd like to finish the web app I'm doing so my wife can finally use it. And I'd also like to start a new one while learning something new. Maybe an Android app or another web app using Angular 4? 🤔2
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Today I used NDepend to analyse my new jobs code base. It looks like the classic big ball of mud :(1
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We started new project cca 1y ago crm like stuff so we decided go with electron + vue front and lumen for api
Then client wants dos like functionality and visually too fuck them ... -
should I learn php frameworks or should I move to new technology like angularjs?
p.s: I've 2 years experience in php3 -
I would like to use an graph database for a new application. Do you have any recommendations? How is Apache Tinkerpop?4
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@dfox i like the new stories feature. would be cool if there were another section that only showed posts with pictures. kind of like imgur is to reddit
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lets try something new...
anyone have any opinions on muLinux? or any super small distros like that?
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We've got new TV for monitoring, which auto-rotating meme page you like ? Cats, dogs, dank (sfw), dev, testing. Gimme yours !!! :)1
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I should probably make peace with the fact that I can't code at night. Right now, I'd like to make a new .NET MVC web app, and I'm like, "fuck, where do I start?"1
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Why the fuck do websites open a new tab when you click the login button on the homepage? Like why? Seriously why?4
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knowing new technology in the trend, told the seniors, and have a discussion on that new stuff. Good way learn old and new technology at same time, cause they like to compared news with the old one.
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I wore some new clothes after a very long time, and the smell of the new clothes was surprisingly very nice. I somehow forgot what it was like.2
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I used to be excited from new languages coming out, new frameworks, etc...
ive been iny comfort zone using the same tech stack for 3 years tho. at this point trying to learn something new feels like "ew why isnt it as easy as X"1 -
Some days are like being a musician on tour. I wake up to a new code base every 2 hours. After a while I'm like, "What client am I even working on?"
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